Schumer isn't up there with Tig and Bamford. Those people are comedic legends regardless of gender. Schumer does have talent though and her first album was funny even if her new special blows.
Tig's routine right after she got diagnosed with cancer is phenomenal. Like god damn you are making me laugh at you for having cancer and it feels ok sortof.
Tig is hilarious to listen to but I have to admit that her appearance doesn't uh.. Doesn't exactly match that smooth voice I remembered from npr. Totally threw me off and I still remember being way too drunk/high for that one where she took her shirt off and not being into it at all
For some reason, the thought of there being background actors in porn tickles me. Like, literally no one would be paying attention to them so why even bother.
Nothing against you, I'm sure you were stella. Just kinda funny to me.
Why? There are tons of background actors in all forms of tv and film.
Unless it's a Tuesday afternoon, there should be people in the strip club watching the girls dance. If you're doing a porn about girls being exhibitionist, there should be someone there to watch. If a girl is going to get fucked on a big boat, there should be crew members on the boat. Porn cops should talk with people acting as cops before they fuck someone.
It's about adding a level of realism. Yeah, it doesn't do much IMHO either, but I'm beyond jaded so I have no idea how reflective that is of most people. I mean it has to be something because when I talk about the business to random people even a decade after I started people still talk about whether things are real or not in porn....like the fact it's even up for debate blows my mind. Everything produced is faked. How do people just not fundamentally understand this? So I guess I can see why they do it if most people really don't understand what they are watching is fake by the very nature it was recorded and edited.
Just because I do a job for a company or business doesn't mean I share the same mindset as the company or business. You think the guys who shoot and edit political ads agree with everything they have to work with, or do they just love those huge checks that come attached to the work?
You want shocking porn comments, go watch Hot Girls Wanted. One of the agents flat how says how disposable woman are to the industry and it's a shitty job because the work conditions of getting fucked by big cocks 7 days a week hurts like hell.
I was stunned to hear what had been an open secret within the industry, flat out said on a film to exist as a warning to anyone considering getting into porn.
Hey if it was up to me, I'd make the girls watch that film before they were allowed to even film just so they are absolutely sure this is what they want to deal with for the rest of their lives. You can't undo being in a porn and it can screw your life forever. Google ex-pornstar fired and see the results for yourself.
Google ex-pornstar fired and see the results for yourself.
Oh, it's a shitty job, but you'd have to be pretty dumb to do porn then become a teacher.
Do these women live in a place where there are no other jobs? Not a store or restaurant in sight? I think they just wanted to fuck on camera then later regretted it.
Oh, it's a shitty job, but you'd have to be pretty dumb to do porn then become a teacher.
HAHAHAHAHA
Oh my god, my favorite pornstar story ever time!
So there is this girl who has a big social media following that the company got to debut for them. They do this long sit down interview her and she dropped a line or two about working with kids in the next couple of years and I literally fell out of my chair laughing. My coworkers were like WTF mang? I played them back the clip of this girl talking about working with kids..as if that could ever fucking happen after all the shit she was getting to by doing this, on top of an interview she gave to a podcast, with her actual name attached, admitting to turning tricks in clubs for money. They laughed too and of course, I had to cut that stuff out of the video, but the delusion of this young woman was staggeringly higher than normal.
Do these women live in a place where there are no other jobs? Not a store or restaurant in sight? I think they just wanted to fuck on camera then later regretted it.
Name me another job where you can legally make more than $1000 a day without even a high school education? Pretty sure it doesn't exist unless you're famous for being famous or something similar to that.
I think it's more young people don't understand the consequences of their actions very well and they don't fully grasp how the world really works yet. As a flip to that, I was once inside an NFL locker room. Inside, there were these posters that gave warning about how their life was going to change now that they were in the big leagues. It never occurred to me before that moment how these 20 somethings were never really probably prepared for how the money they were going to make and the fame they were not involved with, was going to dramatically impact their life and how people would try and take advantage of it.
Teens in porn never get that kid of warning if mom and dad aren't around ya know and the porn business thrives on them not knowing better.
Name me another job where you can legally make more than $1000 a day without even a high school education?
Per scene, not per day. Porno girls don't do 20 scenes a month. I hear it's more like 2 average. Higher when they're new but it tapers off after a few months if they don't become a big name. Also, I hear the pay is more like $500-700 per scene unless they do anal, gangbangs, black guys, etc.
So a non famous porno girl isn't making much money per month at all. The ones who do get rich get a name then start their own company or website. (This is all based off interviews I read).
Link to the podcast? It's not doxxing if it's public.
That would probably end up doxx me, so sorry no.
I hear
You hear, I had invoice access as part of being in the swap.
It's all over the board really. Some girls make pennies, some command 5k. Any big name company probably ain't paying less than $800 a girl, but there are always exceptions. I know some shitty companies in NY pay as little as $100 a scene. Why women do that is beyond me.
There are so many factors that go into price there really is no solid number, but if you're 18, beautiful, and want to make 6 figures in a year doing porn, it can be done. Wouldn't recommend it, though. Probably increases toxic shock changes tremendously.
The ones who do get rich get a name then start their own company or website. (This is all based off interviews I read).
You know what happens to a lot of those sites. The girls and one maybe two other people work at for a year or two, make some good money, get bored, lazy, drugged out, whatever, and stop updating it. That's where the money comes, constant new content. And now that it's just sitting there not making any money, the girl flips that content back at a studio to repackage and resell. She gets out the business for a few years before she needs money again and she's calling up the studio looking for work.
You think they just call up the NYT and report that stuff? It's talk in the industry and crap I overhear being in rooms with agents and producers how so and so canceled because she's in the hospital with toxic shock, who can we get to replace her in the next 20 minutes cause we've got a scene to film. No one goes on record and talks about how shitty the porn life is because they want young, impressionable women, to keep doing it. That's why when the dude in Hot Girls Wanted flat out said it, I was totally shocked.
How many porn chicks would you fuck? Cause if you got the money 80% of them will gladly fuck for money. That's why I ain't interested in sleeping with them. You want to fuck that, be my guest, I don't get off on that shit.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-03-16
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n/a strathmeyer 2017-03-16
Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer are the new Lenny Bruce, by what I can tell from the reactions to them.
n/a toiracse 2017-03-16
Ugh, /r/drama really does house all kinds of degenerates.
n/a Michelanvalo 2017-03-16
I am fucking triggered
n/a glmox 2017-03-16
delete this
n/a nmx179 2017-03-16
Girls rule. Women are funny. Get over it.
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-03-16
Tig Notaro is funny. Amy Schumer isn't.
n/a OldOrder 2017-03-16
Schumer isn't up there with Tig and Bamford. Those people are comedic legends regardless of gender. Schumer does have talent though and her first album was funny even if her new special blows.
n/a Hellkyte 2017-03-16
Tig's routine right after she got diagnosed with cancer is phenomenal. Like god damn you are making me laugh at you for having cancer and it feels ok sortof.
n/a Somenakedguy 2017-03-16
Tig is hilarious to listen to but I have to admit that her appearance doesn't uh.. Doesn't exactly match that smooth voice I remembered from npr. Totally threw me off and I still remember being way too drunk/high for that one where she took her shirt off and not being into it at all
n/a TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-03-16
Mayoskins aren't funny. Get over it.
n/a Ikea_Man 2017-03-16
MUH VAGINA
n/a BoxNStuff 2017-03-16
"Obese"
Amy Schumer is the pinnacle of human existence you bully.
n/a felsoul 2017-03-16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckremwNAupg#t=2m6s
n/a Awayfone 2017-03-16
Why does she looks so so old?
n/a PM_ME_UR_LUCID_DREAM 2017-03-16
Nature is cruel, especially at how fast women age. Ciggarettes and booze don't help at all.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-03-16
Being fat hurts worse. It's amazing how being fat increases the aging process for men and women.
n/a OldOrder 2017-03-16
-Patrice O'Neal
n/a Mournhold 2017-03-16
Our prophet... taken from us too soon.
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-03-16
You make not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
n/a IsADragon 2017-03-16
What's up with her face
n/a fuckshitmacgee 2017-03-16
She's probably bulimic - it causes facial swelling which you can see in her specials and film/tv appearances where she managed to cut down weight
n/a OniTan 2017-03-16
/u/l8trfire were you a porn actor or the crew?
n/a l8trfire 2017-03-16
Post production, random crew, occasional background actor.
n/a a_jill_sandwich 2017-03-16
For some reason, the thought of there being background actors in porn tickles me. Like, literally no one would be paying attention to them so why even bother.
Nothing against you, I'm sure you were stella. Just kinda funny to me.
n/a l8trfire 2017-03-16
Why? There are tons of background actors in all forms of tv and film.
Unless it's a Tuesday afternoon, there should be people in the strip club watching the girls dance. If you're doing a porn about girls being exhibitionist, there should be someone there to watch. If a girl is going to get fucked on a big boat, there should be crew members on the boat. Porn cops should talk with people acting as cops before they fuck someone.
It's about adding a level of realism. Yeah, it doesn't do much IMHO either, but I'm beyond jaded so I have no idea how reflective that is of most people. I mean it has to be something because when I talk about the business to random people even a decade after I started people still talk about whether things are real or not in porn....like the fact it's even up for debate blows my mind. Everything produced is faked. How do people just not fundamentally understand this? So I guess I can see why they do it if most people really don't understand what they are watching is fake by the very nature it was recorded and edited.
n/a ason 2017-03-16
I can't be the only one who faps exclusively to the background actors.
n/a l8trfire 2017-03-16
Where's my 5 bucks then?
n/a OniTan 2017-03-16
So you never got to fuck the girls?
n/a l8trfire 2017-03-16
How often do you chew used gum?
n/a OniTan 2017-03-16
I find it hard to believe that someone who claims to have worked in the porn industry would say something like that.
n/a l8trfire 2017-03-16
Just because I do a job for a company or business doesn't mean I share the same mindset as the company or business. You think the guys who shoot and edit political ads agree with everything they have to work with, or do they just love those huge checks that come attached to the work?
You want shocking porn comments, go watch Hot Girls Wanted. One of the agents flat how says how disposable woman are to the industry and it's a shitty job because the work conditions of getting fucked by big cocks 7 days a week hurts like hell.
I was stunned to hear what had been an open secret within the industry, flat out said on a film to exist as a warning to anyone considering getting into porn.
Hey if it was up to me, I'd make the girls watch that film before they were allowed to even film just so they are absolutely sure this is what they want to deal with for the rest of their lives. You can't undo being in a porn and it can screw your life forever. Google ex-pornstar fired and see the results for yourself.
n/a OniTan 2017-03-16
Oh, it's a shitty job, but you'd have to be pretty dumb to do porn then become a teacher.
Do these women live in a place where there are no other jobs? Not a store or restaurant in sight? I think they just wanted to fuck on camera then later regretted it.
n/a l8trfire 2017-03-16
HAHAHAHAHA
Oh my god, my favorite pornstar story ever time!
So there is this girl who has a big social media following that the company got to debut for them. They do this long sit down interview her and she dropped a line or two about working with kids in the next couple of years and I literally fell out of my chair laughing. My coworkers were like WTF mang? I played them back the clip of this girl talking about working with kids..as if that could ever fucking happen after all the shit she was getting to by doing this, on top of an interview she gave to a podcast, with her actual name attached, admitting to turning tricks in clubs for money. They laughed too and of course, I had to cut that stuff out of the video, but the delusion of this young woman was staggeringly higher than normal.
Name me another job where you can legally make more than $1000 a day without even a high school education? Pretty sure it doesn't exist unless you're famous for being famous or something similar to that.
I think it's more young people don't understand the consequences of their actions very well and they don't fully grasp how the world really works yet. As a flip to that, I was once inside an NFL locker room. Inside, there were these posters that gave warning about how their life was going to change now that they were in the big leagues. It never occurred to me before that moment how these 20 somethings were never really probably prepared for how the money they were going to make and the fame they were not involved with, was going to dramatically impact their life and how people would try and take advantage of it.
Teens in porn never get that kid of warning if mom and dad aren't around ya know and the porn business thrives on them not knowing better.
n/a OniTan 2017-03-16
Link to the podcast? It's not doxxing if it's public.
My favorite is Tiffany Six who straight up admitted to being a teacher IN A PORN SCENE. NSFW obvs.
http://www.xvideos.com/video8683376/tiffany_six_-_2_gangbangs_anal_
Per scene, not per day. Porno girls don't do 20 scenes a month. I hear it's more like 2 average. Higher when they're new but it tapers off after a few months if they don't become a big name. Also, I hear the pay is more like $500-700 per scene unless they do anal, gangbangs, black guys, etc.
So a non famous porno girl isn't making much money per month at all. The ones who do get rich get a name then start their own company or website. (This is all based off interviews I read).
n/a l8trfire 2017-03-16
That would probably end up doxx me, so sorry no.
You hear, I had invoice access as part of being in the swap.
It's all over the board really. Some girls make pennies, some command 5k. Any big name company probably ain't paying less than $800 a girl, but there are always exceptions. I know some shitty companies in NY pay as little as $100 a scene. Why women do that is beyond me.
There are so many factors that go into price there really is no solid number, but if you're 18, beautiful, and want to make 6 figures in a year doing porn, it can be done. Wouldn't recommend it, though. Probably increases toxic shock changes tremendously.
You know what happens to a lot of those sites. The girls and one maybe two other people work at for a year or two, make some good money, get bored, lazy, drugged out, whatever, and stop updating it. That's where the money comes, constant new content. And now that it's just sitting there not making any money, the girl flips that content back at a studio to repackage and resell. She gets out the business for a few years before she needs money again and she's calling up the studio looking for work.
n/a OniTan 2017-03-16
Toxic shock?
n/a l8trfire 2017-03-16
Getting fucked by 7+ inch cocks multiple times a week violently has some negative consequences sometimes.
n/a OniTan 2017-03-16
Can you link to any news stories of porno girls getting toxic shock from sex? My Googling can only find tampon related cases.
n/a l8trfire 2017-03-16
You think they just call up the NYT and report that stuff? It's talk in the industry and crap I overhear being in rooms with agents and producers how so and so canceled because she's in the hospital with toxic shock, who can we get to replace her in the next 20 minutes cause we've got a scene to film. No one goes on record and talks about how shitty the porn life is because they want young, impressionable women, to keep doing it. That's why when the dude in Hot Girls Wanted flat out said it, I was totally shocked.
n/a ProfessedBug 2017-03-16
So you're a pedo.
n/a l8trfire 2017-03-16
I don't know if your aware of this or not, but not every girl spreads their legs just because someone offers them dick.
n/a ProfessedBug 2017-03-16
You sound fustrated. Is that why you are a pedo, because kids are easier than women?
n/a l8trfire 2017-03-16
How many porn chicks would you fuck? Cause if you got the money 80% of them will gladly fuck for money. That's why I ain't interested in sleeping with them. You want to fuck that, be my guest, I don't get off on that shit.
n/a ProfessedBug 2017-03-16
Any other reasons why you are pedo?
n/a l8trfire 2017-03-16
I'm a pedo because I don't want to sleep with women who will sleep with anyone who has the money.
How in the world did you find me on Reddit E?
n/a OniTan 2017-03-16
There's not a big porn scene in my area, so I only fucked 2 local porno girls at gangbangs.
n/a l8trfire 2017-03-16
Hope you got tested.
n/a OniTan 2017-03-16
Yup.
n/a no_frills 2017-03-16
This was a great comment thread, thanks!
n/a DingoLingo2 2017-03-16
Serious question:
I watched this, wasn't super impressed. But I was just planning on going on with my life- what's up with the jihad over this chick?