Gallowboob goes full retard

752  2017-03-16 by astra118

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Is /u/Gallowboob a real person, I assumed it was a team of bots or something.

If you're real, you really need to step back and think about your life, chap.

He's a real person who apparently managed to leverage karma whoring into getting some sort of social media or marketing job.

"Social media" jobs will forever confuse me

I'd compare it to being a "journalist" at the school newspaper of an open admissions college in rural meth-country

sign me the fuck up

ok first lets see how good you are at writing eye-catching headlines. here's a example:

WELL I'LL BE DIPPED! Septic Tank Engineering Major Joel "Mudflap" Stumpfucker Receives Award for Getting Fellow Student's Genitals Unstuck from Local Celebrity Pig "Cooter"

👌🏿

You have a wonderful grasp of the English language

the internet runs on advertising. pushing content to social media that drives people to your website increases the value of your ad-space. Fairly simple.

Sounds like marketing for people who couldn't get a marketing degree

why get a marketing degree when he already has a marketing job lol

Why get a marketing job when you can get a marketing degree

Because with a job you have a guaranteed and steady income. Getting a degree you spend money for the chance of higher income.

It's logical, not everyone wants to take the massive risk of studying a degree in U.S.

Why would you want guaranteed income when you could have a marketing degree

Sure, to some.

I doubt its priceless for that single mother who didn't go law school but works as an attorney to some small law firm, struggling to support her 3 kids, living paycheck to paycheck, no time for relaxation or friends.

I highly doubt she thinks its priceless, man.

But to that mother her children are the greatest gift of all

i love how he is totally serious when you're just fucking around lmao

Marketing they teach in schools is useless.

How can it be useless if some teaches it

Gee I dunno how can gender studies be useless

How can it be useless if the professor gets paid for it

dont you have something better to do than troll on reddit my dude

Well I could be studying for a marketing degree

I know you are, but what am I?

The guy who came up with "Got Milk?" didn't have a marketing degree

Hi! I help small businesses use and work with Social Media in the North East of England. I mainly help breakdown their analytics into actions that can improve the amount of people buying from them. Big companies need someone in charge of their social media to represent their brand identity. Those are the two major reasons why people have jobs in social media. It's either someone offloading the task or someone asking for help to make it work for them!

I don't think this is quite what our friend Mr Boob does though.

I agree! It seems he doesn't even work at all with his Reddit post frequency!

I don't care what you say in response to this, just please make sure it ends in another exclamation point.

Oh, sure thing! I can even give you too!

Big data bois represent.

What about publicists

It's another word for 'advertising'.

that's a lot of verbiage to say "loser"

tru

Consider that he gets paid to post on reddit, and you do it for free.

who doesn't have internet at their job? most of my posts are on company wifi.

consider this weak willed retard is banning people because they hurt his fee fees. he's a loser.

There's also a difference between getting paid to post, and getting paid while they post.

Nobody tells me how to shitpost. All this garbage comes right from the ol' noggin, baby.

that difference for me is having an actual job that doesn't revolve around whoring myself to redditors

Sweet, breh.

did you just assume my gender ? 😲

"Breh" is a gender neutral term, you piece of shit male.

I like dirty talk. Degrade me some more !

😲

Hate symbol spotted. Everyone disperse.

I did Nazi that coming

Never reply to me or my sons again

can't you blackmail me first or something

that difference for me is having an actual job

bby y you gotta be so salty? half this userbase is NEETs

So what you're saying is getting paid while I poop on the job isn't as good as getting paid to poop?

Where do I sign up to get a pooping salary? Are there quotas to be met?

Not salary but you can make $40 a poop.

You would know something about doing it for free, mod. :^)

:^)

Naw, he's a Literal Shill now who posts pictures Anti-Trump pictures taken by The Guardian.

Also Imgur's version of GallowBoob is better

http://imgur.com/user/Lassannn/submitted/newest

People insult him and tell him fuck you and he has actual wit instead of being a pussy who bans people

He posts better things too

one picture out of thousands

literal shill

lmao

This thread is locked because it's been turned into a battle ground by Share Blue

K Cuck

must be an exiting world seeing conspiracies everywhere

Literal Shill

Mods lock Thread because of Share Blue

Crazy Conspiracy Theorists Amiright!1

It's okay I know some people will never admit they are wrong now matter what facts you show them.

When will you become funny? Is that something that happens with puberty?

> Zachums accusing others of being unfunny.

What's next pinging Rie and talking about how Pugs are real dogs

Like come on

/u/riemann1413 pugs are real dogs.

they're real abominations

Real cute dogs, amirite?!

there's no need to be upset fam

Ironic

are you genuinely this retarded or did you just not read that full mod locking post

You'd have to be retarded to think I was genuine.

Of course I read the full thing I quoted from I did it because people who post here like you are retarded enough to think I was serious don’t let this distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table

he was only pretending

I'm sorry did you actually think the guy who quoted one sentence out of a paragraph and said K Cuck was serious?

Why are you so upset that someone is stirring shit?

Do you not like the drama accusing GallowBoob for posting something political in /r/pics ?

user reports:

1: you're one to talk, you "ironic" fuckstick

why are our subscribers such pussies that they can't say that to you in a comment?

/u/riemann1413 you're one to talk, you "ironic" fuckstick

There we go, now we got a stew going.

idk what's ironic about it

but i hear the hip kids are into irony these days, so ride on

hurtful

IT WAS A JOKE (in the hood)

dae le shariablue XD haHAA im 12 btw haHAA

POO IN LOO

Who gives a shit about imgur

This is a cute image, I forgot what we were discussing

have a nice day

oh hey, that's my friends cat!

LindaDee is a much better imgur version of /u/GallowBoob than Lassannn. /u/GallowBoob has his own imgur account too anyway, so technically the imgur version of /u/GallowBoob is himself

I thought LindaDee was all puppers

Exactly

No doggos?

If they're cute animals, she's probably posted them at least once

Puppers and doggos are all that matters. Cats are fucking assholes.

social media jobs at Unilad, LadBible and now at junkin media.

I meam, he doesn't exactly work for Kinsey or Ignite Social Media or something impressive. All that bragging he does is about his """media job""" """writing""" """content""" for LadBible, which is basically just Buzzfeed for chavs.

I'm with you. Is he even a real guy, or like a team of people that all use one account?

I refuse to believe one person has that much time on their hands.

As a straight man... he is pretty fucking hot.

if you're into guys that look like they fuck goats

why do you think about goatfucking so much

because I am attracted to your mother

Vis-a-vis, /u/astra118 wants to be sexually desired by /u/11111one11111

I am the "greatest of all time" soooo

That's a low blow insult. Don't take it down to that level

When they go low, we go high

Naw the ones that fuck goats usually aren't that cut

Hey maybe he just really enjoys goat pussy

It's not so difficult to believe it's one person. If their work is to collect links and post them and pepper them with things they've been provided, then they could manage a script that posts them intermittently, and just update the list every day.

/u/Gallowboob is a real honest to God faggot. He even did an interview as his karma whore self for something I saw on here. I think it was a video about how company's game the reddit system.

Also, please ban me from your shitty prebuesent sub. Ill stick to /r/drama where we keep things civil and intellectual.

civil and intellectual.

lol

relatively to gallowboob this place is a gentlehuman's club

gentlehuman

wat

i'm trying to be inclusive of all genders and mental diseases

I'm sure they're proud to have you playing these trivial word games on their behalf.

I'm just here so I can shag yer nan m8

u w0t 1v1 me

Fite me irl

he snaps me his butt sometimes

i'm not complainin

tfw he is a real person but doesn't pass the Turing test

>tfw he is a real person but doesn't pass the Turing test

I'm going to use this in the future

Yes /u/gallowboob is a real person and he sends nude pictures of himself to underage boys

can confirm, am underage boy and have received /u/gallowboob dickpix

How'd you know? Did your parents get you a microscope for Christmas?

Hes definitely real, and since his livelihood is now dependent on spamming Reddit he gets really upset if you mention how he got shadowbanned for sending unsolicited dick pics and all the other stuff he used to do before he "went pro".

He was sending dick pictures?

Not surprised, he is a retard.

He actually sent those dick pics to a little boy over PM. He somehow got unbanned later.

little boy? the guy was in his 20's and asked him for one.

Lol. He claimed he "thought" the boy was over 20 and was lying about being a minor. Still sent the dick picks tho. I would, for example, not send send dickbpicks to someone who claims to be a minor even if they "asked" for it or I thought they were lying about their age. He was probably soliciting.

He "thought" that because he literaly said he was in his 20's. Quit calling him a boy like he's some 5 year old.

/u/gallowboob confirmed as alt of /u/spez

And yer nan m8

Nice meme

Nice meme

As a /u/gallowboob alt, prepare for your /r/drama ban soon.

no daddy plz

I can't find gallowboob's replies in there :|

He didn't respond in the post. Ceddit allows you to see some of the deleted comments.

Oh. Some other titles in totesmessenger implied he got into an argument. Thanks.

Can't he just get banned for being a retard?

Oh wait, wrong sub.

I'm an honorary mod of /r/GallowBoob. Honestly surprised to see him blow up like this. Not defending him or anything, just surprised.

Didn't he send someone dick pics when he got pissed at them before?

I dunno what I'd do if /u/gallowboob banned me from any/all of those throw away subs he's a mod of but I couldn't live without this dumpster-fire of a sub.

Thank god, we would hate to lose you.

Thank god, shaggin yer nan is gettin stale m8

fuck gallowboob

Listen here you little shit.

Man, I wish I could get paid for shitposting on reddit

Then I could buy a gun to put a bullet in my brain

Me too thanks

What a dickhead lmao

Fuck you /u/GallowBoob.

If I'm doing it right, I should be raking in sweet karma soon.

I think you're confused with a site wide suspension

Lol. I was referring to something in one of Gallowboobs posts about reaping karma for telling him to fuck off.

Shane's a Gallowboob minion. Check his comment history to see how he tries to "troll" people who talk shit on GB.

Holy shit. That guy is a massive tool.

Thanks <3

Holy lmao

Courageous.

I just want one of those prestige bans.

Fuck you /u/GallowBoob

You've been banned from /r/Justanothertestsub2.

whew it makes Unidan looks kinda humble tbh

You can't go full retard if you started out that way.

its like being born a saiyan. He was born a retard but his convo with me awakened within him the full retard.

When does he become the mighty Oozaru?

Have you seen him? Calling him retarded would be a compliment.

I'm on /u/gallowboob's side. Op sounds like a whiny bitch.

For real. Trumptards going hard for ole g-boob since this morning. OP sounds like one of em.

nah. I dislike Trump

I dunno, they're retarded... you sound retarded.... y'all are at least in the same boat.

ill have you know. i'm only 75% retarded

And Trumptards are only 75% white. Coincidence?

illuminati cofurmed

Oy vey

Trumptards

Excellent bazinga

Man, you really like asskissing those guys, huh?

I'm just here for the bazingas

As a drama poster, what boat do you think youre in?

Shit, this ain't a boat. It's a bundle of tinfoil and cardboard made to look like a medieval castle McDonald's play zone.

You sound like you blame trump supporters when you stub your toe

Disappointing.

Another gallowboob alt, hello me!

Which part of it?

All of it.

<3

Get a room

Ewwwwww, who let a powerusertm into here?

I downvote 🔯your🔯 posts when I see them in /r/all. ♥

> taking IGTHFT seriously

The original which just got deleted:

What the fricking $%&*$#!&(???

No offence /u/tizorres but you have absolutely NO PLACE moderating a WLW community. You should have zero decision making rights when it comes to banning users, removing comments, making any kind of judgement call or decision that affects this community.

A man has no place moderating a women's community, least of all a heterosexual man moderating a WLW community.

Just... wut. Please show respect and step down. I am absolutely positive in a sub with 56,000 subscribers the subreddit can elect mods who are actually women.

This subreddit... what an absolute dog's breakfast when we have a man trying to get a subreddit called Actual Lesbians "back on track".

Total, abject, utterly systemic failure by this mod team. I did not think it was possible for me to lose more faith, but here we are.

:warlizard face:

Warlizard-face? Like from the warlizard-face facelizard war forums?

420 face it

Did you drop the /s, or are you really this crazy?

I think it's a copypasta.

Damn. I've been bamboozled.

people who use /s on internet forums should neck themselves immediately

It's copypasta you turd

Didn't know, my bad Assey

Don't let it stop you from Down's-boating him though

Fair enough

He didn't even post dick pics?

Well, this is a complete waste of everyone's time.

Fuck you /u/astra118

u 1st daddy

I post dick all the time, you just have to be in the right subs

oh man i guess i look like an idiot

tell me which subs tho there's just so many and i'd like to know which to avoid

sometimes

When you say "sometimes" do you mean "ancient" or "medieval" times?

/u/twasIwhoshotJR probably just has me automod filtered. sad really, I could make that sub great again

/r/SRDgonewild

oh my god this actually exists

Soooooo why did you personally shut down every thread in srd? There's ooooodles of drama in that thread, also which srd mod was it that apologized to a self admitted rapist?

A circlejerk is not drama just cause it aligns with you're brand. That was probably me since it's fake news that men can rape

Oh, that's not rape. A man can't be raped if his penis is hard. A hard dick means you want to fuck, ergo it's consent.

So if the woman is wet it's not rape too?

the funniest part is gallowboob deleted the post. when a karmawhore deletes a frontpage post, you know he is triggered

The funniest part is you making a giant deal out of this like you won something.

I won an internet argument. Life's greatest achievement.

Time to die happy

That's the nicest way to say "kys" I've ever seen on /r/drama.

That's so sad

come on you're a sub that stives off meaningless fight over trivial things on an relatively anonymous site

Thrives, Kate. The word is thrives.

/u/gallowboob I'm a fan of how triggered you make others m8, I also an enjoying you being triggered now.

Plz dun stahp until I dump my /r/drama load.

2meta5me

Everyone on reddit is Gallowboob except you.

We are all Gallowboob on this blessed day.

Speak for yourself

Found u/Gallowboob

My bad. I've been skipping my shitposting lessons.

May I recommend u/gallowboob?

Wait I thought I was Karmanaut?

Hey it's me Gallowboob

You're being too reddit

Nothing much

You both take reddit way too fucking seriously

This is drama bro everybody here for Internet drama probably takes reddit to seriously.

Well, he does have a handicap.

Is this subreddit satire or genuine autism?

yes

It's autism all the way down

Tbh its only autism on the surface, but if you dig a bit deeper its actually super autism.

Full grain autism babey

This is one whole autism of a thread

Eh I think /u/astra118 comes out more retarded in that exchange.

People really take their e-celebs seriously on Reddit? The only thing sadder than a Reddit celebrity, are the people who care about that celebrity.

I'm not sure why people genuinely give this much of a shit about ethics in Redditing. He's a low effort shitposter and karma whore and apparently mods /r/imgoingtodetentionforthis oh no the humanity.

this hardass just doesn't give a FUCK 😎👍

Just in time.... /r/ShareBlueInAction!!!!

/u/Gallowboob why you a whiny cunt?

/u/gallowboob when is your next meltdown coming?

Everyone in the screen cap went full retard.

Pro tip: the mods have no real power over this website. If you really want to piss them off instead of whining, make a new account and just start posting there again. They can do literally nothing to stop you.

Isn't that literal autist noodles still kicking around?

If you really really really want to piss them off, use the report feature to call them out. The Admins will eventually ban you, but who cares? Make a new account and start over.

/u/Gallowboob, you's a bitch.

I don't like all of you

The feeling is mutual.

The only thing lower than furries are weebs like you.

I don't like you in particular.

I like you

You're ok.

Didn't /u/Gallowboob PM dick pics to a child trying to solicit child pornography? How is he not banned yet?

He was banned for sending unsolicited dick pics, but the Reddit admins unbanned him because fuck any sense of consistent rules.

Was the person he sent it too a child?

Yes, it was a little boy he was in communication with in PMs. At the time he sent the dick pics to that boy he knew it was a child, but later he claimed that he thought the boy was "joking" about his age. Being the prolific poster he was, the admins unbanned him with a warning.

Yes, it was a little boy /u/Gallowboob was in communication with in PMs. At the time he sent the dick pics to that boy he knew it was a child, but later he claimed that he thought the boy was "joking" about his age. Being the prolific poster he was, the admins unbanned him with a warning.

On one hand I want to say I'm surprised, but on the other hand this is Reddit so I shouldn't be surprised by Internet Libertarians condoning attempts at kid diddling.

Milo says it's A-OK! They'll never get rid of gb, his reposts trickle off onto Facebook and generate too much traffic

Why wasn't there any legal consequences? If this is all well-known and there's evidence out there... why isn't law enforcement getting involved before he hurts someone else?

It was a shitshow and he claimed he actually thought the boy was over 20 or something and was lying about his age.

Man... that kid is missing out on a massive payout. Oh well.

They said they were a child but they were lying.

Ah, the Milo defense. I like it!

t. gallowboob

/u/gallowboob is a bitch

http://imgur.com/a/mZOxi

I finally got banned from something!

/u/gallowboob ban me from your shit subs if it makes you feel better

Gallowboob is a cunt reposted, never understood why he gets the okay to repost but everyone else gets thrashed for it.

Because he's a kiddie diddler as well and nobody cares.

http://imgur.com/a/5PvQm

I got banned for saying Hi in /r/pics

bruh wtf is going on with reddit. I didn't even link anything to his post in r/pics. So brigading isn't even a valid excuse.

I saw it under new because im BORED AF at work. He keeps spam posting the same post.

same

Its not hard to click new and see this dickheads name on there

u/gallowboob is a pedo, and I'm rather tired of him pm'ing me dick picks from his mothers basement.

/u/GallowBoob Dadie i knowe u just baned me from (r)pics butt please donut bane me from anyother subreadits please dad!! ;((((( o and i still want u in my asswhole ;DDDdDd

Delet this and try again with more cummies

o ok

/u/gallowboob seems to legit have some sort of disorder where of reddit doesn't give him karma he dies. Who the fuck else is this desperate to be Internet popular.

Can someone give me a tl;dr? I don't happen to speak autist.

Autist here.

TL;DR

I said fuck you gallowboob.

He got triggered and banned me from a different sub.

Messaged him and the mods. Posted the screencaps.

Gallowboob got triggered in the comments and then deleted them along with the post.

Then I support gallowboob's pro-Mayocide actions. There should be safe place for autists.

RIP r/drama

Eventually, yes. Autists here will be last to go. Their current collaboration with the Mayocide is greatly appreciated.

I just found this post, someone linked me to it. Literally THIS MORNING he found a comment I made where I said I hate his posts and he started PMing me, and his messages escalated until he sent me a literal essay about himself. I blocked him and it removed the messages... I wonder if I unblock him the messages would come back? It would be pretty funny to post screen caps of them. He's fucking insane.

/u/Gallowboob is a mod over at /r/LargeDickClub lel

This is stickied because what, /u/gallowboob was a collapse waiting to happen?

Because kids said bad words at each other over reddit mod chats?

This is gayer than two men fucking

I'm finally part of something!!! :D

Gallowboob got triggered and banned me from your icky prebuesent sub.

Hahaha gallowboob is a giant retard

Look at me! I'm whoring myself for karma like that faggot /u/gallowboob!

goes full retard

Does he ever NOT act like a full retard? I'm pretty sure that's just his nature.

That guy is a pedo, and getting paided to poop?

Gallowboob is like Swallowcock

Please dont need to gild me, I know Im good

Can confirm loop is a venomous and fickle space, and i need to update my flair in here.

~ GallowBoob


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*I'd have a say to be able to remain live and make money, which to me is a bit because I'm at work... Will check it shortly.~~ I've watched it and hang it in the body, and keep pressure on the right, i'm the whore on the Top Gear Middle East Special.

~ GallowBoob


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I literally cannot stop crying about Internet meanies.

~ /u/gallowboob

U/gallowboob is gaaaaaaaaaay. Also what is this going full retard? I though he'd crossed that threshold long ago.

/u/Gallowboob is a faggot that I have downvoted 60 times. Let me get in on this ban train. /r/imgoingtohellforthis is shit anyways.

He was borned a saiyan.

Gallowboob is a Gallowbitch.

Power users. Because that went well on Digg.

Can someone explain what going on? His post is deleted and all i see is people calling him a bitch...

Anyone got a screencap?

Basically he banned a user from a different subreddit for saying something like "fuck you". People are upset because on a lot of various subreddits anything bad about gallowboob has been deleted. Just look at gallowboob's last post. It's been downvoted to hell and he hasn't posted anything in the last 10 hours.

WHERE ARE /u/gallowboob 's DICK PICS

Ayy, fuck off and die /u/GallowBoob

What did /u/Gallowboob say in his rant? It got deleted before I saw it

Anyone have a screencap of gallowboobs deleted comments?

yea check the other stickied post

Ah yeh, thanks

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I think those were in the PMs. After people were getting banned from the sudreddits.

What happened? Everything is deleted.

I'm from the future. He deleted his comment, what did he say, OP?

Soo you got a mirror or something