SRD Nukes thread on Gallowboob meltdown and mod abuse for not being "Drama"

179  2017-03-16 by Diesl

134 comments

I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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wew lad, the children are antsy today

Naw you're just prime drama material, just like GB!

Please, /u/gallowboob wishes he was as good at getting to /r/drama as I am. He may have /r/all down, but I'm pretty good at getting here

Thank you for your service.

He's not going to fuck you.

You don't know that.

Geez, I teed that one up 5 hours ago. Finally...

Some of us have better shit to do than sit around reddit all day.

Who, honey? Name names.

rude.

You need to be demodded in my humble opinion. I'm reporting you to the admins

Who in their right mind would make ME a mod of a sub??

Lol how is this shit not drama

Lol how is this shit not drama

why didn't you just link that in the first place

Autism

Because it created more drama. That was like a drama sperm and now it has grown into a full autistic drama adult

So it's not drama because there's no argument because one of the two spergs arguing deleted their comments ? Lol y'all silly

Even if he hadn't, he only had 3 comments. That's not enough drama for SRD. Dogpiling and circlejerking over one or three comments has never been enough drama for SRD.

Lol

TIL trump won because of SRD moderation

The only time he's saying this is the reason trump won is when he posts without any content. Otherwise it's just his username.

It is a good thing breathing oxygen doesn't require thought on your end.

OMG you are a mod of gallowboob, that explains it all. got it. you do you ya fuck.

wait really? Shit, when did that happen?

2 months ago, I get it. You don't want to risk getting on his bad side. Modding 170 subreddits is a full time hobby, can't risk losing that.

You should make an elfa post in src!!

mod list of /r/gallowboob:

elfa82 (119919) 2 months ago full permissions

oh wow, I guess I should pay more attention to the subs I mod instead of watching meltdowns

Well, I mean, isn't that your fucking job?

No, I'm an engineer for my job. Reddit is just for shitposting. If they paid me, then it would be my job. I keep applying at ShareBlue, but I haven't heard back for some reason.

I haven't heard back for some reason.

You suck at something you do for fun. lol

Well, yeah. How else is my man gonna get off?

I hear fleshlights area good investment.

Gotta talk to TITS about that one.

A real engineer or a programmer?

I don't know how to program

Sounds more like you suck as a mod to a drama sub. You should delete yer account m8

Then who would make sure that kids have something to be angry about?

Yer nan m8

Well another user caught him using alts so there are more than just 3 comments

Lol, I'm calling bullshit on this. Don't be a bitch and use a real account

Call bullshit on this gay boy

https://www.reddit.com/r/madlads/comments/5zu5x0/redditor_insults_gallowboobs_repost_gets_banned/df1270p/

The alts name is blatant conservative he also commented on another post about himself aswell

There's nothing there...

You mean the bottom part that says bonus?

That is a lot of /u/gallowboob dick you swallow.

Seriously, delete your account, you are a failure and no one loves you.

That is actually pretty fucked up. I predict major gb drama for days.

Don't be such a gallow cock swallower.

Don't worry, I spit

how does it feel to not be liked by anyone? I bet it reminds you of high school, huh?

So it's not drama because there's no drama

Yeah, pretty much

there is drama but we like our sub drier than a white woman's chicken

SRD pretends to have standards, /r/Drama doesn't. It's an appropriate post for /r/Drama, but not for SRD

Lol a reddit """"""""celebrity""""""" throwing a bitch fit is absolutely drama and no one wants to hang out with the apergs in SRC. This suits absolutely more delectable than half the shit on srd's front page

The thread that OP linked is just circlejerking. Maybe if they had made an effortpost it would have stayed, but the thread that they made was subpar, even for SRD

Only because SRD mods are too busy blowing him.

Excuse you. I sous vide my chicken. That shit is moist as fuck.

\ > """cooking""" in plastic bags.

Mayocide now

Sous vide is delicious, you philistine.

I've never tried it tbh. It sounds good tho

It's pretty amazing. Anova wifi cooker is the tits.

Sous vide isn't really meant for chicken, and you'd get the same or better effect brining or marinating it.

Or just use thighs.

Haven't seen you downvoted in /r/drama for a while. they ARE antsy today.

no, he was already in the thread before I pinged him. If they are already there then it doesn't matter

Ahh, I didn't see the comment that was lower.

They should feel ashamed for accusing you of being inconsistent. If there's one thing you can't be accused of being, well, that's being inconsistent. If there are two things that you can't be accused of being, then it's inconsistent and employed. Expanded out to three: inconsistent, employed, and sexually active.

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you lived long enough to see elfa82 lolcow

it's... glorious

This is great drama and you're making it better

damn son, even your subreddit treats you like the bitch you are.

CAN

THE

SRDINE

So happy my catchphrase is catching on.

Pack up the Pakis

No that's my catchphrase and you know it

Day of the Net is coming.

TRASH

THE

MAYO

Mayo = srdines

Say of the can when?

Yes... the fire rises

Make this dumpster fire 10 feet higher!

>not baneposting

kys

Gah, I posted a good meme early too.

Fucking SRD mods robbing me of my easy karma.

Post the meme bro

went through his history and found it

warning: very spicy by srd standards

Boom! That's good stuff.

I don't believe you

srd sucks - just ask their mods, they'll tell you themselves.

Thanks for making me sticky ;*

You're welcome - SRD mod.

/u/oxus007 confirm?

😎

hilarious comment from a real ironic cool guy on the internet

If they unironically understood how shit they are they'd commit the srdinocide themselves instead of obligating the rest of us to do it.

Do not insult other users, flamewar, or flame bait.

Get out.

Literally kill urself my guy lmao

Well we wouldn't want any drama in SubredditDrama that wasn't "here are some redditors vaguely arguing about current events so I can conveniently circumvent the 'no outside drama' rule."

They wouldn't let in some pants pocket drama the other day because they called it gender wars. Fuck /u/elfa82

Yes please. I'm ready when you are.

What's the point of modding SRD? You obviously seem to hate the userbase and hate the drama.

I hate the users, love the drama

I hate the users

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bXCPIV8LtE

love the drama

Why have you made it against the rules to post any then?

Suck a dick

Sure, but it's gotta be bigger than a rice krispy otherwise it'll just be me kissing air like when I tried yours

/u/elfa82 is a penishead it's true just ask

"niggers"

-/u/elfa82

this IS juicy drama. You know whats juicier? When the mods removed the previous threads on /r/SubredditDrama , they got guilded

Guess what, the people who got guilded are mods of /r/GallowBoob

Are you the one who gilded us?

lol nah. I broke af

You should try to get a job posting on reddit

hire me plz. Will make rare pepes for food

/r/elgallowboob82 can hook you up with that.

We can't all be /r/GallowBoob

Add the downvotes really edit to your removal comment. You know you want to.

People who write "gilded" as "guilded" should unironically KYS. Guilds were medieval trade unions, you retard

my bad fam. autocorrect.

OK, in that case just keep it to ironically killing yourself.

ok bb

Gelded is the correct term. FYI

Shekeled.

Hahaha Gallowboob definitely did the gilding

Well now I've had to come here for drama because apparently the drama I did follow gets edited! Gah!

lol I guess r/subredditdrama is firmly mounted on u/gallowboobs cock

As we'd all like to be, have you seen his nudes?

No, and yes.

Totally bouncing on it.

Nothing where? The screenshot at the bonus part if you need help my guy

INSIDE JOB

Ahaha this is just hilarious. Blatantly shutting down any negative light on his friend. This is why drama is king

Is this meta? Meta meta? How many levels of meta are there?

This is some spez levels of hiding shit.

Fuck you gallowboob you faggot

PRAISE TO /R/DRAMA

/u/Warlizard will rise again!

Let's bring back an old meme to life summon the king of Reddit.