Cousins are overrated. They're people you're forced to hang out with because you feel like you share some kind of special bond, when, in fact, they are just sub-par people you don't need in your life. Source: guy with a cousin who has, on more than one occasion, thought that texting me out of the blue after years of no contact would potentially score him some heroin.
oh, wait. you really were getting ass out of this arrangement? How does that happen? I mean, I have some hot cousins, but it never really occurred to me to hit on them. How does that work?
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n/a GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-03-16
Wtf is this
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-16
Shut the fuck up you cunt I am having a hard time here 😢
n/a GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-03-16
Come here, I'll hold you, bb.
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-16
thanks 😌
n/a GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-03-16
Now open up your butthole.
n/a Neon_needles 2017-03-16
👺 <- I will make this face and watch you. God bless.
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-03-16
go fuck yourself
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-16
Go fuck yourself too buddy
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-03-16
Let me guess. You nut deep inside of her while bare backing her and she reveals she's been skipping pills. Sound about right?
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-03-16
Oh god any spawn of his would just be a sentient teratoma
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-16
kystbqhwy
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-03-16
I'd tell you to do the same, but that would be a waste of a bullet.
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-16
m8 I am so good with everyone why are u mad with me? 😔😔😔
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-03-16
you're a garbage human being
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-16
But why
Please expand on that
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-03-16
you fuck your cousin and you smell bad
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-16
I dont smell bad :(
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-03-16
okay I still hate you tho
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-16
Eh
n/a offtoaussieland 2017-03-16
Broke eye contact with your cousin while your uncle was two knuckles deep in ya, maybe. Always. Maintain. Frame.
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-03-16
That sucks, I hope you feel better.
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-16
Thanks Leah you are too good for this sub 😚
n/a jPaolo 2017-03-16
Post bussy.
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-16
Is hairy u wont like it
n/a niggerpenis 2017-03-16
That is my fetish.
n/a Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-03-16
Did she finally turn 18?
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-16
Nice meme
n/a n4rkki 2017-03-16
More like 12
n/a RueysSoulDiegosFight 2017-03-16
Honestly, your cousin was an asshole, so I don't blame you.
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-16
right?
n/a chanilastname 2017-03-16
Like cousins matter. Let me know when you cut out your siamese twin.
n/a 80BAIT08 2017-03-16
You a "keep it in the family" type eh?
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-03-16
Cousins are overrated. They're people you're forced to hang out with because you feel like you share some kind of special bond, when, in fact, they are just sub-par people you don't need in your life. Source: guy with a cousin who has, on more than one occasion, thought that texting me out of the blue after years of no contact would potentially score him some heroin.
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-16
Yeah but she was hot :)
but u have a point, the most useless family bound
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-03-16
oh, wait. you really were getting ass out of this arrangement? How does that happen? I mean, I have some hot cousins, but it never really occurred to me to hit on them. How does that work?
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-16
Is seriously not that complicated
If you start to hang out with them you are bound to end up in a intimate and drunk situation, and you can guess where it usually goes
That said, it was an absolute shitshow, so if you are going to do it has to be only one time, more than that and shit starts to go south
Is one of those things were the rational decision is to not do it
n/a BigDaddy_Delta 2017-03-16
Why? You both liked the agreement, you just need to keep it secret
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-16
eh idk, it didnt work well for me1
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-16
/u/riemann1413 /u/zachums I need emotional support halp
n/a Zachums 2017-03-16
If I know anything about brown families, it's that there's a lot of members. You'll find love again, I'm sure of it.
n/a subpoutine 2017-03-16
Speaking of his cousin's vagina...
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-16
No I am done with that
I am going to be a healthy lad from now on, physically and mentally!
so i probably have to quit drama heh
n/a John_Ketch 2017-03-16
How deep did you nut in her?
n/a riemann1413 2017-03-16
keep out of my inbox diddler
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-16
goddammit rie i am starting to believe that you actually think i am pedoish
n/a riemann1413 2017-03-16
please stop fucking children i beg of you
n/a LLAXIS 2017-03-16
Did you get caught fucking?
n/a cleverseneca 2017-03-16
Details pls. Please, details.