Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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wait a second, you're not /u/pepperouchau

I got hoes daddies in different area codes

lol, how many posts of the same topic are needed?

why do you care faggot? You keep removing them in /r/SubredditDrama

/u/nmx179, would you say that this counts as somebody being "triggered"?

lol I aint triggered. this is fuckin hilarious

For somebody who isn't triggered, you do seem pretty upset about this whole situation

lol I'm not upset. Its like watching a train crash in progress and I get to speed up the train. What do I need to be upset about

That's the wrong move for an impending train crash, they'd never hire you as a driver.

Gratuitous use of 'lol.' Confirmed for fanny flustered.

lol

FUCK YOU

lol

Yea and the all caps fuck you shows how cool you handled that bro

Have you ever been washing your window and you break it so you get super angry and break something gelded totally unrelated so ray way at least you have some semblance of control over the chaos that dominates our lives?

Lol

ur confusing laughing at you with being mad m8

Nobody is mad at me though, I've been assured that nobody here is angry other than elfa

How are you this bad at shitposting. How is it even possible to be bad at shitposting.

delet ur life

Calm down friend, I almost mistook the laughter in that comment to be anger

Is this what happens when someone gets so autistic they transcend? You should donate your body to medical science.

Wow, it happened again. I can't believe that I keep misinterpreting your comments as angry messages, rather than the whimsical posts they actually are

It's like if a retarded baby tried to talk smack.

That's three in a row right there. Are you certain that you're actually laughing and aren't just mad at internet comments?

>implying any of us autists have enough emotional range to get mad at anything

Delete your account, no one wants to be around you.

You seem terribly mad. I mean look at you shaking uncontrollably.

I'm sorry, but you mistook my uncontrollably shaking laughter for uncontrollably shaking rage. Don't worry, it happens to the best of us

Nobody sperging out as hard as you are today in /r/drama is capable of laughter.

I mean I'm laughing at your totally-not-upset comments, so I guess I am?

> replies to every post accusing him of being mad

> calls everybody else mad

> mfw

I wasn't aware that replying to people was a sign of anger

Delete your account, you are having seizure.

Delete your account, you don't drink enough.

Delete your account, I'm shaggin yer nan m8

No, you're just obsessed.

I'd say you userpinging me about this three times counts as you being triggered, lawl

I'd say you userpinging me about this three times now trying to prove who's Really Triggered counts as you being triggered.

Delete your account, no one loves you.

As many as it takes for you to understand how hitler you are

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enough to blot out the sun

                                                 

                                                                                                  

                                                                                                  

                                                                                                  

                            

How do you get the spacing?

 

you know how it works here, go back to your own subreddit and stop trying to dilute our gene pool

Sorry. I was just trying to prevent Idiocracy

Someone would have to be willing to have sex with you for that to ever happen

/r/modsgetlaid. All I do is walk into a bar and mention "I'm a mod" And I get mobbed by ladies trying to fuck me

Delete your account, no one loves you.

> /u/elfa82 calmly replies to /r/Drama users tears

> Somehow /u/elfa82 is the triggered one

mfw

nice try gallowboob

If /u/GallowBoob was here he would be crying all over the place. I'm pretty sure one of the mods already posted modmail messages that he sent complaining about the threads

so are you saying /u/elfa82 is also gallowboob?

No, I'm saying that the drama users are acting like GallowBoob

What a suspicious thing to say.. everyone wants to imitate gallowboob? sounds like something a self important karma whore would say...

mfw

^.

/>acting like gallowboob

/> not being paid to post

Pick one

> Not being a ShariaBlue shill

You brought this one upon yourself

"no u"

-u/llaxis

When everybody but elfa is getting upset, and elfa is the only one accused of being triggered, then "no u" is an appropriate response

everybody but elfa is getting upset

Hahaha, I might try and sell this bullshit if I got rekt by u/the_reason_trump_won the way you did, too.

Coming to another sub to defend themselves is p triggered.

Have another sub ping you just to cal you literally Hitler is p triggered too tbh

"no u"

-u/llaxis

Can you stop sucking elfas dick, like, Gallowboob needs his turn now.

Jokes on you, I am GallowBoob

With how much of a whiny cunt you are, not surprising.

Wait, aren't you the same guy who was totally not upset about Drama becoming SRD?

There we go, deflecting from your autism. How does it feel breathing so far deep inside someone's asshole?

Is this your attempt at deflecting from your completely calm and composed self? You're almost on the brink of self-awareness

"no, you"

Wow, totally not expecting that one! You've completely outwitted me, you superb master of debate!

Sometimes I like to switch it up a little and do something unpredictable. Thank you for conceding my point though, it's so nice to see somebody who is willing to admit that they're wrong

It's not unpredictable when it's every pretentious Internet debater's third point, after they've thrown out strawmen ad hominem. It probably didn't take long for you to rack your brain for this one, what with the size of it and all. It's astonishing you've accomplished the monumental achievement of having a smaller intellectual capacity than your dick, impossible may that sound.

/u/nmx179, would you say that this counts as somebody being "triggered" too?

What a metafag, this is the online equivalent of making your friends fight your own battles for you.

Actually /u/nmx179 is one of the users who disagreed with me when I said that people other than /u/elfa82 were the ones who were "triggered". I mean, there's no way that somebody insulting the size of my miniscule genitalia could be upset, especially not in a comment about ad hominem attacks

So not only you retarded, you're also fucking retarded. In what universe does me being "triggered" (AKA taking the piss out of you because you're an easy victim) have anything to do with people being triggered about /u/elfa82 and his boner about Gallowboob.

If I'm such an easy victim, why do you continue to argue after already accepting my point of view in this discussion?

Because I like mocking you? It's like trying to converse with an autistic savant, except the only thing he's savant in is completely missing the point. Your handler clearly didn't teach you about sarcasm.

I'm actually neurotypical, but thank you for calling me a savant. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship

Not surprising. I kinda feel bad taking the piss out of an actually autistic person now, should have said that at the start.

That's ok bud, good friends always take the piss out of each other. We're definitely off to a good start here

He said neurotypical tho that means he hasn't been diagnosed yet.

So he's just another one of those guys who like to think they're autistic. Well, those guys are normally 10x more autistic than a normal spaz so no harm done.

Nah fam neurotypical means normie. Neuroatypical means he got the 'tism. This clown thinks he normal lmfao

wot sub do u think ur in m8?

This is /r/Drama, it says so at the top

Good job! Somebody get this kid a gold star sticker!

Shouldn't your handler be helping you with this?

Thank you, but I prefer blue star stickers. Considering that I know where I am and you don't, I think I'll be fine

Don't white-knight for u/elfa82.

Elfa is a Strong Black Woman Who Don't Need No Man.

I'm an equal opportunity white knight, I don't see gender or colour

HOW DOES ELFAS LITTLE TINY COCK TASTE

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Jesus Christ, now I have cancer and full blown aids.

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋

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Delete your account, you failed to know what sub you are in.

Is this not the sub for baiting angry people? My bad

This is the sub for me shaggin yer nan m8

She'd be a pretty dead fuck m8, you should try shaggin me mah instead

You dont know what a nan is, do ya m8?

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/u/ibleeedorange is, in fact, the worst shitposting reposter. let's just make sure we're keeping our desperation addicts straight.

lol

it doesn't bother me, I love it! It's like watching an episode of COPS if you feel like maybe you're kind of 'missing the mark' from time to time.

I have no idea what that means but okay.

You know like when you have a few day stretch where you just kind of phone it in, and not really commit? You kind of feel like "sheesh, I feel like I should be a more motivated person". Then you turn on COPS and see a guy with no teeth getting arrested for meth possession at a carnival, and it's like his 5th offense? And you're like "you know what? I'm doing alright".

oh ok

25! you madman. let's go for a record!

What does the meth guy do when he has a few off days? Go look at /r/drama posters?

Psh. There are no days off when you're on meth. Apparently he enjoys an occasional county fair though.

What are you talking about? Meth heads are super motivated people. Mostly motivated to pick the skin off their faces and reinvent the wheel but still, very motivated.

Let's make sure we're keeping our desperation addicts straight: Specifically searches for a user, looks through his profile, comes to drama and makes shitty comment.

Wew lads smell that?

...busted.

What does busted smell like?

I mean, it's not wonderful, but probably not as bad as /u/ibleeedorange's computer chair

nonesense. When he bleeds from his asshole, it smells like citrus febreeze

Knew it was elfa82, what a typical autist.

We've gone full circle now

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