ok i got laid last night (DID YOU HEAR ME EVERYBODY?!) and I was wondering what "squirting" was because halfway through she hauled off and ejected like a cup of liquid at me.
Was the first time that had happened so I read up on it and it's like...it's not piss, but like very similar. Fucking gross.
"omg guise, what's the deal with girls squirting? I heard that was a thing and I think I experienced it last night... since google can give me plenty of information on the subject, but literally zero asspats ("technology," am I right?) can anyone pat my ass or sarcastically say "this guy fucks!"? K, thx!"
I remember like 9 years ago guys were obsessed with making girls squirt and it was annoying. Like chill and just fuck me long enough to have a orgasm, dudes trying to make you squirt do some wierd shit.
They post all sorts of ableist, misogynistic, homophobic, and even straight up anti-Semitic content. Watch out for it. This sub is /r/imgoingtohellforthis without the "ironic" pretense.
u/FlutterShy-
A communist brony sprouting nothing but buzzwords. Didn't expect that
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-03-17
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n/a astra118 2017-03-17
where's the drama. just autists discussing politics
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-03-17
That's pretty close to the definition of drama.
n/a astra118 2017-03-17
its drama if you're an autist
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-03-17
Or have a sense of humor.
n/a astra118 2017-03-17
autist confirmed
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-03-17
This was the proper response. Kys
n/a glmox 2017-03-17
hell yeah nothing i want to do more on a friday night than read a thread of /r/dankmemes subscribers argue about communism
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-03-17
ok i got laid last night (DID YOU HEAR ME EVERYBODY?!) and I was wondering what "squirting" was because halfway through she hauled off and ejected like a cup of liquid at me.
Was the first time that had happened so I read up on it and it's like...it's not piss, but like very similar. Fucking gross.
n/a glmox 2017-03-17
>heterosexual sex
god this really is a sub for degenerates
n/a bleasehalb 2017-03-17
I mean that's what he gets for not using the bussy.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-03-17
It isn't piss, it just consists of piss.
n/a Scummy_mofo 2017-03-17
"omg guise, what's the deal with girls squirting? I heard that was a thing and I think I experienced it last night... since google can give me plenty of information on the subject, but literally zero asspats ("technology," am I right?) can anyone pat my ass or sarcastically say "this guy fucks!"? K, thx!"
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-03-17
isnt this the entirepoint of internet discourse
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-03-17
That's what happens when you fuck pregnant dogs.
n/a Awayfone 2017-03-17
Bro, squirting is totally just a golden shower. Don't kink shame your self
On second thought maybe you should feel shame that you like to be pissed on. I am not telling you how to feel
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-03-17
Good enough for the President, good enough for me, I say.
n/a chanilastname 2017-03-17
I remember like 9 years ago guys were obsessed with making girls squirt and it was annoying. Like chill and just fuck me long enough to have a orgasm, dudes trying to make you squirt do some wierd shit.
n/a Peetrius 2017-03-17
Literally no drama
n/a nomad1c 2017-03-17
that /r/dankmemes banner is awesome
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-03-17
It really is amazing watching "progressives" make their version of 6 gorillion jokes.
n/a Awayfone 2017-03-17
A communist brony sprouting nothing but buzzwords. Didn't expect that
n/a FlutterShy- 2017-03-17
Expect it. I'm coming for your tooth brush, white boy
n/a dexceit 2017-03-17
why would you take his tooth brush?
n/a FlutterShy- 2017-03-17
For the sake of nationalizing oral hygiene, obviously.