I only got 10 minutes in before tapping out, but one thing that caught my attention is that in the "getting blackout-drunk is like time travel" bit she allegedly stole, she describes waking up after her blackout and she's naked and in bed with some strange dude. But she doesn't characterize it as rape. She treats it as "Oh shit, I got drunk and made a mistake." That combined with the fact that she previously admitted to committing an act that qualifies as rape by SJW standards seems to indicate that she is not on the same page as internet feminists on the topic of rape culture. She obviously holds the more 'normie' view that people like to get drunk and fuck and that it's NBD.
It's like that fat girl who sings songs about getting lots of guys all the time.
It's a fat girl fantasy she's selling (and there's a big market for that). They can relate to her, and then think about getting laid all the time.
And the comedy comes from the "edgy" jokes. Because women are expected to be pristine and proper kinda thing, and she's talking about stinky vaginas and shitting, which they can also relate to but obviously don't talk about because it would make them even more unattractive than they currently are.
It's no surprise she's really popular with a specific demographic, she's saying all the stuff they want to hear. Fat girls can get laid all the time, just like hot skinny bitch sluts, and oh yeah my vagina stinks too hehehe. And she's so confident she doesn't even care!
She's not selling comedy obviously because none of it is actually funny in general, she's selling "comedy" and a specific fantasy to the target demographic that everyone already knows she's selling to.
LPT: If you want to make money in 2017 market your product to fat chicks. That's what's hot right now.
I don't see anything wrong with it. And I get the confusion from the general public who can't relate to it because it's like "wtf is she talking about?" But she's making money selling a story to certain people.
This is besides her stealing jokes apparently. I don't really know anything about that.
But, it already is easy to get laid as a fat girl. So where is the fantasy. It just isn't easy to find a hot guy to fuck you and admit to it in public.
Well, that I can understand except I don't know enough about Schumer to know if she jokes about hot guys fucking her versus her just being a rando drunken slob that fucks around a lot.
She's telling a story about how fat women can get laid, and be confident and not insecure, and also make "edgy" commentary about stuff nobody else will talk about (stinky vaginas and shitting).
But no, I wouldn't hit that. Although it's irrelevant to the point.
And I don't understand why you would think "there' ins't a person in here who wouldn't hit that." Not everyone has the same standards as you.
obviously you say that from the loneliness of your bedroom but were she to knock on the door you'd invite her in and fall over yourself trying to convince her you're a nice guy. i stand by it, they're isn't anyone male in here who'd turn her down apart from the gays.
yeh her comedy is basically Jo Brand in the 90s plus it's over pally and relies on shock value however i would definitely have sex with her if she gave enthusiastic consent.
so yeh i see your point i just disagree, she's not telling stories about fat women getting laid she's telling stories about attractive women who aren't top models getting laid.
I don't find her attractive though, and this isn't a case of pointy elbows knocking on nerds doors asking to get laid.
So I don't really know what you're getting at, except that you personally find her attractive. But not everyone is you. Someone's gotta do it though, so go on you.
i mean i do like a larger lady that is true but she's barely on the scale of big yet alone large! She's just got firmness and sturdiness so when you're going at it you don't have to constantly worry you're going to rip her arm out of it's socket just by moving around too quick. I guess she's just a real mans woman, sure these pretty little flowers are fun to look at but when you've done actual work in your life you need someone with a bit more to them.
but yeah give me a nice big girl with a sexual desire as hungry as her belly and i'll have a wonderful weekend. I dated this anorexic girl ones, really cool gal but sex was awkward as fuck, i was doing her doggy once and thrust a bit too hard, she went jerking forward and smashed her face into the headboard, split her lip so there was blood all over the sheets, totally ruined the mood. The constant effort to restrain yourself, to use only a tiny bit of your strength - it's rubbish, i much prefer having someone with some body behind them so you can do things like you mean it.
well yeah obviously your social anxiety would run to madness if you didn't have a few bevies to calm you down, like. I'm pretty sure though after the first time if she was like 'hey for such an odd kid you're not bad, all that jerking off is good practice, rite?' then next time she sends you a text message 'hey, feeling lonely, you upto much?' you'd re in that shower washing your balls before the second tone of the message alert signal.
i don't really follow these religious warrior gamer things, it's nice they get to live their fantasies out in their games but do i really have to start using these silly terms of theres?
but yeah i guess this is all that's left after the bulk of pedos mostly all went off to voat because reddit wasn't quite full enough of the retard children of right wing reactionary.
rightists are so neurotic about their image, they really need to conform to all the social archetypes because they're basically just very scared [of EVERYthing] and very submissive - this is why they like people like Trump and call him 'daddy' - however they have to maintain the machismo image so they go way overboard on the 'i am real man i sex with hot women and drinking beer and using spanners, wai- that's not gay now is it? is it manly to use spanners, yeah cool then i like spanners...' it's kinda pathetic.
Lefties we're much more relaxed about stuff, i don't need to jump through hoops pretending to be something i'm not or trying to show off to people i don't even know.
oh I have many styles, this is Ernigrad, he is feisty and energetic with a rapier like riposte but a weakness for the pitiful. He is the appearance of a perfect lover but his soul he is a fighter-when he loves it is a battle for the heart, a challenge of endurance--a meeting of desires with Ernigrad is if anything more dangerous than a clashing of swords.
Yes my dear friend, Ernigrad is a creature of zest, of fire, of interchange - Ernigrad the dancer, Ernigrad the dance... yet there are others, I am a thousand lovers, a thousand little voices whispering sweet words about forgiveness and kindness until your sun blasted bones wash up in a forgotten dream.
and what of yourself my blessed friend Bleasehalb? what was your mistake, your crime? how come you ended up a brethren of mine in this great shitposting orgy?
I am from the south you're right, the south of England - from coast of California to the straits of Maine, right round the longway from Jamaica to Japan - ladies go weak at the knees when the hear my eloquent elocution and well defined diction, when they see me cutting a dash in my crisp corduroys...
i guess when you're living in a regressive part of nowhere it's a much simpler world, you've got your simple little real man narrative and it's enough for you because ain't nothing going to happen in your life to challenge that, ain't nothing going to happen in your life to change anything, ain't nothing gonna happen in ya life. So yeah, i see why you get angry at people like Amy who are out there doing a think and having some fun with it. Well, whatever we each got our lives.
What are you talking about? I don't give a shit about her stand up or her life or whatever. I just wouldn't fuck her.
I also have no idea where you're going with your "real man" shite.
Haha and please tell me what regressive part of nowhere I'm supposed to be from? Last time I checked my country was a little more progressive than yours.
Wow what an eloquent comment you've graced me with. Please read mine again. I said the country I'm FROM is more progressive than England. Nothing about myself.
and i said that you should wow me because i think you're full of shit, i think you're from some regressive redneck shithole like America or Australia, that's what i think.
ah they did a similar thing before, was very popular at the time. Never much went in for it myself. but no you need to relax a bit i think, i just thought it might be a race hate thing, it sounds like that sort of thing but i wouldn't know i don't go in for it. anyway, so what is? is it a sex thing? honestly i'm no good at these guessing games you'll have to just tell me.
i see a lot of things and only about fifty percent of them are rappers; i see trees of green, redd redd wine, and this thing called nuclear weapons. And other things. you can see basically anything unless you're blind or in the dark, i saw a strip show once, Method man and Ol' Dirty back to back, now that's something to see.
but yeah i like rap, what sort of rap is it? is it american style? i'm more ukg style myself, yougetme?
i dunno i do like it but i find those yanks are such posers, it's like if you're gonna pretend to be a gangster at least do it well - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=347FT4jAlOo
Well I'm engaged to a big woman and I still wouldn't fuck Amy Schumer, her jokes and over all personality are awful and repugnant. She's just selling her shtick to a demographic and blaming her latest shit tier special's reception on Reddit trolls in an attempt to victimize herself to save face. I've seen comediennes who use the same sort of vulgar humor who are much funnier than her. Even my wife thinks that her stand up is bad and her show stopped being funny rather quickly. Some people don't like each other, deal with it and quit trying to be a white night in a sub devoted to shitting on everyone because you're not going to do anything other than make an ass out of yourself.
see this i respect, you're being honest - jesus FrostBittenSalsa I don't care if anyone wants to fuck Amy Schumer or not, frankly i don't really care about her at all it's you I care about, all of you! If you don't want to fuck her because of her personality then that's GREAT in my book, there are lots of people i don't want to fuck because of their personalities but you know what's not great? what causes all sorts of problems and confusions in the world, it's when you don't say that it's her personality that you don't like it's when you say that she's too large to be physically attractive or that she doesn't conform to some arbitrary value system you've been indoctrinated into and think everyone else should be too. know what i mean pal? like you're gonna get all these lasses feelin terrible for themselves because they look a bit like someone who actually it's just their personality you don't like. see my point? and like maybe if people were like 'aye she looks great for a bit of rough and tumble but her constant reliance on bodily function based humour is simply jejune and i feel she's playing upto a very juvenile audience which is exactly the sort of dumbing down that got us a Trump.' then people wold be like 'shit yeah if should read the Classics and brush up on my clever irony or something if i want to get laid by people with real discernment and style...'
Wow, yeah, who wouldn't love to fuck a walrus you dumb piece of shit.
Go roll around in cheeto dust you fat piece of shit. You are a waste to society. People would be happier if you weren't around. Just seeing you makes their day bad.
actually my body type is called natural-athletic it's what's hot with all the agencies at the moment, muscles but not gym muscles type vibe. Also here in the uk we have the more refined Wotsit rather than the lowgrade american Cheeto. She's not really a walrus either, she's just a normal sized human.
however apart from that you're spot on. why are you scared of having sex with a strong minded adult partner, is it that you lack the self confidence?
sorry just to clarify are you using Yiddish to insult her shape or is that an antisemitic insult? is she jewish, she doesn't look jewish but you can never really tell because races don't exist and we're all just brothers and sisters sharing this earth really.
so she's not a Jewish Jew who practices Judaism she's just someone who has some Jewish ancestry in her family line. and you think that's a bad thing.
so you're not a fan of the Jews but what are your top three races? I'm a big fan of the blacks myself, great music and a lot of style. Also really friendly people once you get to know them.
hmmm, i don't really get what metric you're using for that? asians are cleverer at science stuff and the jews rule the world so they're the most powerful, black people are much smarter at generally just 'getting it' than white people, and decades ahead in terms of cool and style and all that stuff.
but so caucasian like who? where's the line? are Slavs in your master race? how about Italians? generally you people tend to be all about the anglo-saxons really, who's the best sub race of white people? is it the anglo-saxons? i bet you think it's the Anglo Saxon decedents of Nordic, Teutonic and Norman bloodlines don't you?
Mate, I don't think she is super ugly, just normal. But she dated a way more attractive comedian then dolph ziggler and apparently dumped him. Her current boyfriend looks like this and designs furniture or some stuff that girls would literally kill for in a boyfriend.
She's been operating at a level hundreds of feet above her league based on pure looks for decades. You've got to give the girl respect, there must be something about her that guys like.
I mean I dont think is only ultra sensitive American college students who view too intoxicated drunk sex as wrong.
I have been told by three people already /u/EvanHarper/u/ccmulligan/u/comedicsans that in law there is a point of too much intoxication where someone cant meaningfully consent to sex.
However I think that point is not " I drunk too much and I am ready to make mistakes I woudnt do if I was sober " drunk ( plus if this is the case I am both a rapist and a rape victim at the same time ), and more like " I am on the couch half passed out I cant pronounce my own name right I cant add 1+1 where the fuck am I who are you " drunk.
I think most normal people already see having sex with someone in that beyond fucked up state wrong though.
Funny enough that "enthusiastic" consent rule by feminists seem to be a good rule in this cases though. A chick who is drunk but jumping in your dick begging you for you to fuck her is not really in that way too intoxicated state, I think.
But if we accept those cases, we have to conclude that virtually all sex is rape - making the crime meaningless
But that is why I said the law defines it in one way, and not college students/paranoid ultra-feminists.
Again if we accept the " if you cant drive you cant consent " or " if you would have consented sober is not rape " rule that I have seen some colleges try to push, virtually everyone, including /u/evanharper/u/ccmulligan and /u/comedicsans are both rapists and rape victims.
Lets not even talk about countries like mine, Spain. Getting drunk and fucking is a thing here since you are 14y.o thanks to the botellones, and I am not kidding. It tastes wrong to criminalise something that virtually everyone finds enjoyable.
But if we accept those cases, we have to conclude that virtually all sex is rape - making the crime meaningless
But that is why I said that the law defines it in one way, and not the other. I really dont have patience to apply those ridiculous standards pushed by some American colleges ( never seen one in Europe with those same ridiculous rules of consent ) and some paranoid ultra-feminists ( again I have not seen any reasonable european feminists push for those ). That is why I think following the law is more reasonable.
Like if we define too drunk to consent as " too drunk to drive and you cant consent to sex " or even " is rape is you wouldnt have consented when sober " like I have seen some prominent American feminists do, and some colleges too, then virtually everyone, including /u/EvanHarper/u/ccmulligan and /u/comedicsans, are both rapists and rape victims.
Especially in countries like mine, Spain, where getting shit faced and fucking is a thing since you are 14y.o, thanks to the botellones, and I am not kidding.
So yeah, ignore those people and follow the law, especially because if they are right then everyone I know who drinks is a rapist, and I am not about to get anxious about being as bad as literally everyone else.
It's a shame because pretty much everyone shines in it but the script never gets out of anyone's way to actually let it develop. It's a movie that's less than the sum of its parts.
Unironicly posted about the Shitty ghostbusters movie. How embarrassing for that person.
Wait, are you from here or there? Because it reads the same in this title as it does from totes messenger on the other side. Either way, stay in your lane!
I am the guy that make low effort shitposts demanding that people prove me wrong (they can't) and makes comments about how the babies of x (x can be anything) and the jews should be stomped.
My goal is to one day hit peak autism and cash in on welfare checks.
"Yeah Amy Schumer steals jokes, isn't really that funny, and talks about her vagina a lot.... but reddit only hates her because she's a woman!" Yeah, OK. This theory only works if you completely forget about the love affairs reddit has with Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. 30 Rock and Parks And Rec are two of the most popular shows all time on this site.
Underneath all the feminist drivel adn bullshit people like u/SpoopySkeleman are just white knight neckbeards who get twitchy any time a m'lady is criticized for any reason.
Women are allowed to criticize men, but only women are allowed to criticize other women*
exceptions may be made for criticizing women who do not agree with this rule, and for criticisms of women that are polite, apologetic, and placed in a compliment sandwich.
Would you say this is a fair assessment of your worldview, re. artistic criticism:
It is unethical for a man to criticize a woman, except when criticizing a woman who does not agree with this rule, and for criticisms that are polite, apologetic, and placed in a compliment sandwich.
Nope. I think people should be able to criticize Schumer, because she sucks, but I'm wary to putting myself in the same camp as people that have this weird hate for Schumer because Reddit decided she's the woman it's going to dislike now (a la Ellen Pao)
she plays the same character and her comedy is being fat and clumsy. Then she plays Sean Spicer and I'm reading comments about she's genuinely funny and a great actress. The whiplash from the changes of internet opinion is no joke.
You forgot obnoxious and violent. Oh, wait, that's also her Sean Spicer. What makes that funny is that she is in drag and doesn't look like Melissa McCarthy doing Melissa McCarthy.
Wow, they're still really mad about everyone being right about Ghostbusters. They're like Trump voters.
I'm going to put this in terms a sardine will understand:
The very idea a gender-bent Ghostbusters remake (not sequel) / Trump presidency is preposterous.
Oh, wow, that (ad) campaign was as awful as we said it would be. But so many people are pretending otherwise because it panders to their beliefs.
Holy shit, the actual movie / president is the train wreck we predicted. And yet people are still talking like there is editable corn in that turd, blaming its failure on the people who were right.
LOL when are you losers going to get over the fact that women are funnier than men? Not only are they better looking, they smell better, they're nicer people, and they're smarter, but they're also FUNNIER.
Amy, I know you read this sub, don't let these loser trolls get you down, they're probably just taking a break from masturbating to Dragonball Z fan fiction. PM me, girl.
I want to call out shitty and unfunny things, but I don't want to be on the same side as these dudes that just hate her for her women's empowerment attitude
/u/superfeds, as a person you're a complete failure
The only reason people like Amy Schumer is because she's utterly unthreating. Natasha leggero does her bit 1000000000000x better but she's not frumpy as fuck so people aren't into it. #FreeNatasha
I'm stuck between my distaste for Reddit dogpiling on another women that they've decided to hate and my distaste for Amy Schumer as a pretty mediocre comedian who definitely might steal jokes
i mean theres really no possible way that other people on reddit dont like her for the exact same reasons you laid out there
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n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-03-18
Hitler had way more talent than Schumer, what a fucking garbage analogy.
n/a DesignRed 2017-03-18
Say what you will about Hitler, but that guy knows how to work a crowd
n/a uniqueguy263 2017-03-18
Have you seen his art?
He tried to kill all Jews and cripples, but got his ass beat by a cripple with Jews on his nuclear weapons team.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-03-18
Schumer only jokes about her gas chamber, but Hitler put his to good use.
n/a SmurfPrivilege 2017-03-18
I only got 10 minutes in before tapping out, but one thing that caught my attention is that in the "getting blackout-drunk is like time travel" bit she allegedly stole, she describes waking up after her blackout and she's naked and in bed with some strange dude. But she doesn't characterize it as rape. She treats it as "Oh shit, I got drunk and made a mistake." That combined with the fact that she previously admitted to committing an act that qualifies as rape by SJW standards seems to indicate that she is not on the same page as internet feminists on the topic of rape culture. She obviously holds the more 'normie' view that people like to get drunk and fuck and that it's NBD.
n/a Awayfone 2017-03-18
Without alchol how would she get men? On top of that being a slut is the majority of her jokes.
n/a JohnnyLargeCock 2017-03-18
It's like that fat girl who sings songs about getting lots of guys all the time.
It's a fat girl fantasy she's selling (and there's a big market for that). They can relate to her, and then think about getting laid all the time.
And the comedy comes from the "edgy" jokes. Because women are expected to be pristine and proper kinda thing, and she's talking about stinky vaginas and shitting, which they can also relate to but obviously don't talk about because it would make them even more unattractive than they currently are.
It's no surprise she's really popular with a specific demographic, she's saying all the stuff they want to hear. Fat girls can get laid all the time, just like hot skinny bitch sluts, and oh yeah my vagina stinks too hehehe. And she's so confident she doesn't even care!
She's not selling comedy obviously because none of it is actually funny in general, she's selling "comedy" and a specific fantasy to the target demographic that everyone already knows she's selling to.
LPT: If you want to make money in 2017 market your product to fat chicks. That's what's hot right now.
I don't see anything wrong with it. And I get the confusion from the general public who can't relate to it because it's like "wtf is she talking about?" But she's making money selling a story to certain people.
This is besides her stealing jokes apparently. I don't really know anything about that.
tl;dr she's selling a fat girl fantasy.
n/a Awayfone 2017-03-18
Never thought of it like that. Some good points
...in r/drama .
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-03-18
Truly it's the sign of the end times
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-03-18
But, it already is easy to get laid as a fat girl. So where is the fantasy. It just isn't easy to find a hot guy to fuck you and admit to it in public.
n/a JohnnyLargeCock 2017-03-18
Well part of the fat girl fantasy is getting laid by hot guys all day just like "skinny slut bitches" can.
In any fat girl fantasy media the guys are all models of course, and hanging all over the large woman.
There was drama about this like a year ago or something when that fat girl singer came out with the famous song, I don't remember her name.
Hold on a second
There's the fantasy.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-03-18
Well, that I can understand except I don't know enough about Schumer to know if she jokes about hot guys fucking her versus her just being a rando drunken slob that fucks around a lot.
n/a JohnnyLargeCock 2017-03-18
I don't know that much about her either, but from what I do know about her it's obvious who she's selling her shtick to.
She wouldn't be famous and making money if someone wasn't buying it.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-03-18
There is absolutely zero lack of fat women eager to spend money on denial after their food budget is sorted out.
n/a uniqueguy263 2017-03-18
Basically female Nice Guys
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
so is this the fat girl that can't get laid? we're talking about? there' ins't a person in here who wouldn't hit that.
n/a JohnnyLargeCock 2017-03-18
I think you're missing the point.
She's telling a story about how fat women can get laid, and be confident and not insecure, and also make "edgy" commentary about stuff nobody else will talk about (stinky vaginas and shitting).
But no, I wouldn't hit that. Although it's irrelevant to the point.
And I don't understand why you would think "there' ins't a person in here who wouldn't hit that." Not everyone has the same standards as you.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
obviously you say that from the loneliness of your bedroom but were she to knock on the door you'd invite her in and fall over yourself trying to convince her you're a nice guy. i stand by it, they're isn't anyone male in here who'd turn her down apart from the gays.
yeh her comedy is basically Jo Brand in the 90s plus it's over pally and relies on shock value however i would definitely have sex with her if she gave enthusiastic consent.
so yeh i see your point i just disagree, she's not telling stories about fat women getting laid she's telling stories about attractive women who aren't top models getting laid.
n/a JohnnyLargeCock 2017-03-18
Lol ok if you think she's attractive that's fine.
There's nothing wrong with that.
I don't find her attractive though, and this isn't a case of pointy elbows knocking on nerds doors asking to get laid.
So I don't really know what you're getting at, except that you personally find her attractive. But not everyone is you. Someone's gotta do it though, so go on you.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
sure, i hope you're telling all the other people in thread the same thing when they say she isn't attractive.
n/a JohnnyLargeCock 2017-03-18
I sure am. Every time someone says she's unattractive I've made a comment saying:
"But /u/Ernigrad-zo likes fat girls!!"
So you don't have to worry about that.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
i mean i do like a larger lady that is true but she's barely on the scale of big yet alone large! She's just got firmness and sturdiness so when you're going at it you don't have to constantly worry you're going to rip her arm out of it's socket just by moving around too quick. I guess she's just a real mans woman, sure these pretty little flowers are fun to look at but when you've done actual work in your life you need someone with a bit more to them.
but yeah give me a nice big girl with a sexual desire as hungry as her belly and i'll have a wonderful weekend. I dated this anorexic girl ones, really cool gal but sex was awkward as fuck, i was doing her doggy once and thrust a bit too hard, she went jerking forward and smashed her face into the headboard, split her lip so there was blood all over the sheets, totally ruined the mood. The constant effort to restrain yourself, to use only a tiny bit of your strength - it's rubbish, i much prefer having someone with some body behind them so you can do things like you mean it.
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n/a Ennui2778 2017-03-18
Hang yourself.
n/a downerabuse 2017-03-18
feminism
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-18
Honestly dude I would only hit that if I was very drunk
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
well yeah obviously your social anxiety would run to madness if you didn't have a few bevies to calm you down, like. I'm pretty sure though after the first time if she was like 'hey for such an odd kid you're not bad, all that jerking off is good practice, rite?' then next time she sends you a text message 'hey, feeling lonely, you upto much?' you'd re in that shower washing your balls before the second tone of the message alert signal.
n/a theboozehelps 2017-03-18
Dude you're getting your subs mixed up. People here because of a whole host of issues, but crippling social anxiety is more an fempshere thing.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
oh, sorry, so uh, where's that? uh, thanks, sorry, ok... uh.
is the the one with the Nazi's and the pedos?
n/a theboozehelps 2017-03-18
No that's Gamerghazi.
n/a theboozehelps 2017-03-18
Please see /r/gamerghazi for all your pedo apologia needs. Nazis are scattered about.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
i don't really follow these religious warrior gamer things, it's nice they get to live their fantasies out in their games but do i really have to start using these silly terms of theres?
but yeah i guess this is all that's left after the bulk of pedos mostly all went off to voat because reddit wasn't quite full enough of the retard children of right wing reactionary.
n/a bleasehalb 2017-03-18
What's with lefties and their love of fat chicks?
Smashing beached landwhales is only one step above being social awkward virgin.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
rightists are so neurotic about their image, they really need to conform to all the social archetypes because they're basically just very scared [of EVERYthing] and very submissive - this is why they like people like Trump and call him 'daddy' - however they have to maintain the machismo image so they go way overboard on the 'i am real man i sex with hot women and drinking beer and using spanners, wai- that's not gay now is it? is it manly to use spanners, yeah cool then i like spanners...' it's kinda pathetic.
Lefties we're much more relaxed about stuff, i don't need to jump through hoops pretending to be something i'm not or trying to show off to people i don't even know.
n/a bleasehalb 2017-03-18
I'm not sure if you're serious or not but your neurotic stream of consciousness style posting is entertaining.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
lol, i'm actually already pretty famous here but thanks.
n/a bleasehalb 2017-03-18
I swear your style seemed familiar.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
oh I have many styles, this is Ernigrad, he is feisty and energetic with a rapier like riposte but a weakness for the pitiful. He is the appearance of a perfect lover but his soul he is a fighter-when he loves it is a battle for the heart, a challenge of endurance--a meeting of desires with Ernigrad is if anything more dangerous than a clashing of swords.
Yes my dear friend, Ernigrad is a creature of zest, of fire, of interchange - Ernigrad the dancer, Ernigrad the dance... yet there are others, I am a thousand lovers, a thousand little voices whispering sweet words about forgiveness and kindness until your sun blasted bones wash up in a forgotten dream.
n/a bleasehalb 2017-03-18
This is shitposting so advanced it's beyond the realm of my comprehension.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
like nietzsche I don't write for the current generation but for whatever enlightened minds of the future should look back and discover it.
n/a bleasehalb 2017-03-18
/u/Ernigrad-zo: Enlightened lefty and lover of prodigious women or ascended shitposter that seeks to reveal unknowable knowns?
A question for the ages.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
and what of yourself my blessed friend Bleasehalb? what was your mistake, your crime? how come you ended up a brethren of mine in this great shitposting orgy?
n/a bleasehalb 2017-03-18
This is probably my 4th incarnation. Every shitpost gets me closer to moksha, freedom from this cycle of garbage comments and agenda posts.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
ah then you are still but a babe in the woods, i wonder if you even know what you seek yet?
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-18
You are a bit of a faggot and you like shitty unfunny mayo-slores made of canned ham, so you should shut up and fuck off.
n/a Standard12 2017-03-18
Is Amy Schumer representative of the munts you're pulling down south pal? Sad times.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
I am from the south you're right, the south of England - from coast of California to the straits of Maine, right round the longway from Jamaica to Japan - ladies go weak at the knees when the hear my eloquent elocution and well defined diction, when they see me cutting a dash in my crisp corduroys...
i guess when you're living in a regressive part of nowhere it's a much simpler world, you've got your simple little real man narrative and it's enough for you because ain't nothing going to happen in your life to challenge that, ain't nothing going to happen in your life to change anything, ain't nothing gonna happen in ya life. So yeah, i see why you get angry at people like Amy who are out there doing a think and having some fun with it. Well, whatever we each got our lives.
n/a Standard12 2017-03-18
What are you talking about? I don't give a shit about her stand up or her life or whatever. I just wouldn't fuck her. I also have no idea where you're going with your "real man" shite. Haha and please tell me what regressive part of nowhere I'm supposed to be from? Last time I checked my country was a little more progressive than yours.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
haha yeh right, but go on then - wow me then with your progressive credentials...
n/a Standard12 2017-03-18
Wow what an eloquent comment you've graced me with. Please read mine again. I said the country I'm FROM is more progressive than England. Nothing about myself.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
and i said that you should wow me because i think you're full of shit, i think you're from some regressive redneck shithole like America or Australia, that's what i think.
n/a Standard12 2017-03-18
Lol what do you think I meant by "down south"? Idiot.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
ah, so you're from Scotland is it? hows ya Buckfast and smack? top bag there, aye.
n/a Standard12 2017-03-18
I knew the racism was close behind when you found I was Scottish. Do you want to bar us coming to England along with all the brown people you hate?
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
how can it be racism if we're the same race?
and no you're right there are a lot of really cool scotish people, you're not one of them though.
n/a Standard12 2017-03-18
How do you know? Is it just because I won't sleep with Schumer?
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
aye no you're right pal, i've barely had a conversation with ya... but already i'm confident enough to say you're a bit of a dick.
I dunno, it's just really obvious. know what i mean?
n/a Standard12 2017-03-18
You're right I am a bit of a dick but that doesn't negate all my coolness. Pop up sometime we can go for a pint.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
wouldn't it make more sense for you to come down, no one goes north on holiday lol.
n/a Standard12 2017-03-18
True enough. I am heading to London to see Run The Jewels soon. You can come to that?
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
what's Run the Jewels? is that a race hate thing? i'm not really into that.
n/a Standard12 2017-03-18
Why would I be going to a race hate thing? You're pretty weird with the baseless assumptions thing dude.
Get them looked up.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
ah they did a similar thing before, was very popular at the time. Never much went in for it myself. but no you need to relax a bit i think, i just thought it might be a race hate thing, it sounds like that sort of thing but i wouldn't know i don't go in for it. anyway, so what is? is it a sex thing? honestly i'm no good at these guessing games you'll have to just tell me.
n/a Standard12 2017-03-18
When I said I was going to see them most people would assume a gig. Anyway it's rap, I get the feeling it's not going to be your thing either.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
i see a lot of things and only about fifty percent of them are rappers; i see trees of green, redd redd wine, and this thing called nuclear weapons. And other things. you can see basically anything unless you're blind or in the dark, i saw a strip show once, Method man and Ol' Dirty back to back, now that's something to see.
but yeah i like rap, what sort of rap is it? is it american style? i'm more ukg style myself, yougetme?
n/a Standard12 2017-03-18
https://youtu.be/odBpBp3j1tI
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
i dunno i do like it but i find those yanks are such posers, it's like if you're gonna pretend to be a gangster at least do it well - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=347FT4jAlOo
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-03-18
Well I'm engaged to a big woman and I still wouldn't fuck Amy Schumer, her jokes and over all personality are awful and repugnant. She's just selling her shtick to a demographic and blaming her latest shit tier special's reception on Reddit trolls in an attempt to victimize herself to save face. I've seen comediennes who use the same sort of vulgar humor who are much funnier than her. Even my wife thinks that her stand up is bad and her show stopped being funny rather quickly. Some people don't like each other, deal with it and quit trying to be a white night in a sub devoted to shitting on everyone because you're not going to do anything other than make an ass out of yourself.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
see this i respect, you're being honest - jesus FrostBittenSalsa I don't care if anyone wants to fuck Amy Schumer or not, frankly i don't really care about her at all it's you I care about, all of you! If you don't want to fuck her because of her personality then that's GREAT in my book, there are lots of people i don't want to fuck because of their personalities but you know what's not great? what causes all sorts of problems and confusions in the world, it's when you don't say that it's her personality that you don't like it's when you say that she's too large to be physically attractive or that she doesn't conform to some arbitrary value system you've been indoctrinated into and think everyone else should be too. know what i mean pal? like you're gonna get all these lasses feelin terrible for themselves because they look a bit like someone who actually it's just their personality you don't like. see my point? and like maybe if people were like 'aye she looks great for a bit of rough and tumble but her constant reliance on bodily function based humour is simply jejune and i feel she's playing upto a very juvenile audience which is exactly the sort of dumbing down that got us a Trump.' then people wold be like 'shit yeah if should read the Classics and brush up on my clever irony or something if i want to get laid by people with real discernment and style...'
i mean you see what i'm saying, right? why lie?
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-03-18
Possible new pasta detected!
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-18
I have general anxiety and not social one please get your mental illness facts right
thank you
n/a Condi_Rice 2017-03-18
Wow, yeah, who wouldn't love to fuck a walrus you dumb piece of shit.
Go roll around in cheeto dust you fat piece of shit. You are a waste to society. People would be happier if you weren't around. Just seeing you makes their day bad.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
actually my body type is called natural-athletic it's what's hot with all the agencies at the moment, muscles but not gym muscles type vibe. Also here in the uk we have the more refined Wotsit rather than the lowgrade american Cheeto. She's not really a walrus either, she's just a normal sized human.
however apart from that you're spot on. why are you scared of having sex with a strong minded adult partner, is it that you lack the self confidence?
n/a Condi_Rice 2017-03-18
you are fat.
n/a nomad1c 2017-03-18
what the fuck dude, her face wouldn't be out of place in a early 2000's RPG
n/a Chicup 2017-03-18
Nope, wouldn't fuck.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-03-18
I'd sooner drink bleach and I'm engaged to big girl
n/a BigOldWhiteDick 2017-03-18
I would not let me dick get within 3 feet of that bullkike.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
sorry just to clarify are you using Yiddish to insult her shape or is that an antisemitic insult? is she jewish, she doesn't look jewish but you can never really tell because races don't exist and we're all just brothers and sisters sharing this earth really.
n/a BigOldWhiteDick 2017-03-18
To be clear it is an antisemitic insult because she is Jewish. She also reminds me of what I would consider a bull dyke with her bigness.
Not really. I'm not in anyway related to that manbearpig and hopefully not to you either.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
i didn't know she's jewish. is she actually jewish or would she be surprised to hear it?
and yes you really are related to her, you're related to cucumbers and slugs of course you're related to her - we really are all brothers and sisters.
n/a BigOldWhiteDick 2017-03-18
She is the second cousin of Chuck Schumer who is Jewish. They have the same ancestry. I hope she wouldn't be surprised by the fact that she's a kike.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
so she's not a Jewish Jew who practices Judaism she's just someone who has some Jewish ancestry in her family line. and you think that's a bad thing.
so you're not a fan of the Jews but what are your top three races? I'm a big fan of the blacks myself, great music and a lot of style. Also really friendly people once you get to know them.
n/a BigOldWhiteDick 2017-03-18
Top 3 what are you kidding me? There's only 1 top race and that is Caucasian.
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-03-18
hmmm, i don't really get what metric you're using for that? asians are cleverer at science stuff and the jews rule the world so they're the most powerful, black people are much smarter at generally just 'getting it' than white people, and decades ahead in terms of cool and style and all that stuff.
but so caucasian like who? where's the line? are Slavs in your master race? how about Italians? generally you people tend to be all about the anglo-saxons really, who's the best sub race of white people? is it the anglo-saxons? i bet you think it's the Anglo Saxon decedents of Nordic, Teutonic and Norman bloodlines don't you?
n/a captainpriapism 2017-03-18
maybe with my car but shed likely fuck the paneling
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-18
I would not fuck that.
There are fat girls I would fuck, but not that irritating ham-face.
n/a xXxNoScopeMLGxXx 2017-03-18
I wouldn't
n/a lurker093287h 2017-03-18
Mate, I don't think she is super ugly, just normal. But she dated a way more attractive comedian then dolph ziggler and apparently dumped him. Her current boyfriend looks like this and designs furniture or some stuff that girls would literally kill for in a boyfriend.
She's been operating at a level hundreds of feet above her league based on pure looks for decades. You've got to give the girl respect, there must be something about her that guys like.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-03-18
she has connections, same way she keeps getting booked
n/a lurker093287h 2017-03-18
Connections to that dick amiright
n/a captainpriapism 2017-03-18
yeah physically as in shes got one
n/a lurker093287h 2017-03-18
Maybe that is what all the hot guys are flocking to her for.
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-18
I mean I dont think is only ultra sensitive American college students who view too intoxicated drunk sex as wrong.
I have been told by three people already /u/EvanHarper /u/ccmulligan /u/comedicsans that in law there is a point of too much intoxication where someone cant meaningfully consent to sex.
However I think that point is not " I drunk too much and I am ready to make mistakes I woudnt do if I was sober " drunk ( plus if this is the case I am both a rapist and a rape victim at the same time ), and more like " I am on the couch half passed out I cant pronounce my own name right I cant add 1+1 where the fuck am I who are you " drunk.
I think most normal people already see having sex with someone in that beyond fucked up state wrong though.
Funny enough that "enthusiastic" consent rule by feminists seem to be a good rule in this cases though. A chick who is drunk but jumping in your dick begging you for you to fuck her is not really in that way too intoxicated state, I think.
n/a SmurfPrivilege 2017-03-18
I mean...I dont really have to search very hard to find things like this:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/content.washingtonexaminer.biz/web-producers/072215JakeJosie.jpg
http://just-smith.tumblr.com/post/62397212464/hellnoradfems-just-smith
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/james-r-marsh/why-college-drunk-sex-rap_b_5352121.html
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-18
The second one at least is self-aware:
But that is why I said the law defines it in one way, and not college students/paranoid ultra-feminists.
Again if we accept the " if you cant drive you cant consent " or " if you would have consented sober is not rape " rule that I have seen some colleges try to push, virtually everyone, including /u/evanharper /u/ccmulligan and /u/comedicsans are both rapists and rape victims.
Lets not even talk about countries like mine, Spain. Getting drunk and fucking is a thing here since you are 14y.o thanks to the botellones, and I am not kidding. It tastes wrong to criminalise something that virtually everyone finds enjoyable.
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-18
The second one is a bit self-aware though:
But that is why I said that the law defines it in one way, and not the other. I really dont have patience to apply those ridiculous standards pushed by some American colleges ( never seen one in Europe with those same ridiculous rules of consent ) and some paranoid ultra-feminists ( again I have not seen any reasonable european feminists push for those ). That is why I think following the law is more reasonable.
Like if we define too drunk to consent as " too drunk to drive and you cant consent to sex " or even " is rape is you wouldnt have consented when sober " like I have seen some prominent American feminists do, and some colleges too, then virtually everyone, including /u/EvanHarper /u/ccmulligan and /u/comedicsans, are both rapists and rape victims.
Especially in countries like mine, Spain, where getting shit faced and fucking is a thing since you are 14y.o, thanks to the botellones, and I am not kidding.
So yeah, ignore those people and follow the law, especially because if they are right then everyone I know who drinks is a rapist, and I am not about to get anxious about being as bad as literally everyone else.
n/a IsADragon 2017-03-18
Unironicly posted about the Shitty ghostbusters movie. How embarrassing for that person.
n/a Gunryk 2017-03-18
Don't tell me what to fucking do.
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-03-18
Wait, are you from here or there? Because it reads the same in this title as it does from totes messenger on the other side. Either way, stay in your lane!
n/a Gunryk 2017-03-18
I am the guy that make low effort shitposts demanding that people prove me wrong (they can't) and makes comments about how the babies of x (x can be anything) and the jews should be stomped.
My goal is to one day hit peak autism and cash in on welfare checks.
I am from here, in other words.
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-03-18
Alright you're cool then. Just don't "piss in the popcorn" over there, k?
n/a Gunryk 2017-03-18
I won't, but not because you told me to, but because I never intended to begin with.
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-03-18
Imposter! We always brigade the fuck out of every link. GTFO SRDine!
n/a Gunryk 2017-03-18
I-it was a trap! How can this be?!
n/a King-Achelexus 2017-03-18
SRD picks the absolute worst hills to feel outraged and die on.
n/a totalarkwar 2017-03-18
"Yeah Amy Schumer steals jokes, isn't really that funny, and talks about her vagina a lot.... but reddit only hates her because she's a woman!" Yeah, OK. This theory only works if you completely forget about the love affairs reddit has with Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. 30 Rock and Parks And Rec are two of the most popular shows all time on this site.
n/a nmx179 2017-03-18
Underneath all the feminist drivel adn bullshit people like u/SpoopySkeleman are just white knight neckbeards who get twitchy any time a m'lady is criticized for any reason.
n/a Condi_Rice 2017-03-18
Women are allowed to criticize men, but only women are allowed to criticize other women*
n/a Condi_Rice 2017-03-18
/u/SpoopySkeleman
Would you say this is a fair assessment of your worldview, re. artistic criticism:
It is unethical for a man to criticize a woman, except when criticizing a woman who does not agree with this rule, and for criticisms that are polite, apologetic, and placed in a compliment sandwich.
n/a SpoopySkeleman 2017-03-18
Nope. I think people should be able to criticize Schumer, because she sucks, but I'm wary to putting myself in the same camp as people that have this weird hate for Schumer because Reddit decided she's the woman it's going to dislike now (a la Ellen Pao)
n/a Condi_Rice 2017-03-18
Yeah, I only drink soda now myself, because you know who drank water? Hitler.
n/a Condi_Rice 2017-03-18
yeah, I'm thinking of quitting water myself, or at least cutting down on it. Because you know who drank water? hitler.
n/a Hemic 2017-03-18
Reddit is not one person you silly boy 😎
n/a captainpriapism 2017-03-18
thats a bit misogynist isnt it
how do you separate your feelings from everyone elses and decide that theirs are based in bigotry but yours arent
n/a cruelandusual 2017-03-18
You forgot obnoxious and violent. Oh, wait, that's also her Sean Spicer. What makes that funny is that she is in drag and doesn't look like Melissa McCarthy doing Melissa McCarthy.
Wow, they're still really mad about everyone being right about Ghostbusters. They're like Trump voters.
I'm going to put this in terms a sardine will understand:
The very idea a gender-bent Ghostbusters remake (not sequel) / Trump presidency is preposterous.
Oh, wow, that (ad) campaign was as awful as we said it would be. But so many people are pretending otherwise because it panders to their beliefs.
Holy shit, the actual movie / president is the train wreck we predicted. And yet people are still talking like there is editable corn in that turd, blaming its failure on the people who were right.
n/a wobinidan 2017-03-18
LOL when are you losers going to get over the fact that women are funnier than men? Not only are they better looking, they smell better, they're nicer people, and they're smarter, but they're also FUNNIER.
Amy, I know you read this sub, don't let these loser trolls get you down, they're probably just taking a break from masturbating to Dragonball Z fan fiction. PM me, girl.
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-03-18
What do we look like, plebs? Thomas the Tank Engine all the way TBQF
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-03-18
What do we look like, plebs? Thomas the Tank Engine all the way TBQF
n/a phedre 2017-03-18
TOO LATE. WE'RE RUNNING THE ASYLUM NOW.
n/a pepperouchau 2017-03-18
The cucks are coming from inside the house!
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-03-18
Bussy save us!
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-03-18
phedre why was I banned? This hurts :(
n/a LiberatorFalcon 2017-03-18
/u/superfeds, as a person you're a complete failure
n/a superfeds 2017-03-18
Well that's good to know
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-03-18
You can't admit to being wrong because you kicked up so much shit about how you can't be wrong it would be too embarrassing to go back.
You're a Trump supporter. QED failure as a person.
n/a superfeds 2017-03-18
I have no idea what you're talking about.
n/a FuckingWrites 2017-03-18
Educate yourself.
n/a superfeds 2017-03-18
Is there a wiki I can read?
n/a JumbledFun 2017-03-18
The only reason people like Amy Schumer is because she's utterly unthreating. Natasha leggero does her bit 1000000000000x better but she's not frumpy as fuck so people aren't into it. #FreeNatasha
n/a LadyVetinari 2017-03-18
People like Natasha! Who doesnt like her? Ill fight them.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-03-18
i mean theres really no possible way that other people on reddit dont like her for the exact same reasons you laid out there
n/a shazbottled 2017-03-18
Not everyone is as enlightened as that person
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-18
There is nothing funnier than women, with penises.