It is, but only if you have the first move, move right in the middle and play a perfect game. What's so hilarious is that, if I recall, 2 of the three games I didn't move first.
People/computers have determined the correct move for any state of the game board. In a freshly started game, the first player can always win if they start by playing the middle column and then always make the correct moves in response to the second player.
Well, fancy this, right? I am lurking on reddit , this subreddit in particular and I happen to see a nazi in the title. Well, that certainly attracted my interest, and here I am. Here I guess this little Fashy piece of trashy thinks he's all high and mighty because he can beat a few people at connect four.
I'm sure /u/Nachstenliebe is vigorously rubbing their cock to a barely legal girl on /r/WhiteBeauty while absolutely livid in the knowledge that they got a one-up on those filthy Commies, right? You want me to get on my hands and knees and whimper, sob, beg, and kvetch to the obvious superiority of the Fourth Reuch? Fuck that shit.
Well, guess again, Nazi fucker, because I'm coming out of hiding right here, right now. No more dicking around, I am not going to sit this one out, this is just a ripe opportunity.
Right here, right now, /u/Nachstenliebe, I challenge you to a game of connect 4, right here, right now on /r/Drama.
Ironic, isn't it? I know you fucks have had your giggles in the past by posting my posts here, well now you're getting a front row seat to a can of whoopass I'm going to open right here on this little Blut und Boden Sieg my heil to hell Nazi piece of human shit.
Don't get me wrong, this is only the beginning, I am going to look forward to bashing this little Kraut's head one of these days, maybe I'll hang him from a noose and watch his eyes and tongue pop out of his shaven head, maybe I'll replace his tissue with hot pieces of lead, heck, if I'm lucky enough I'll get to see him after the Revolution, when they're sentencing the enemies of the working class to death. I'll really enjoy seeing the look on his eyes then, but for now I guess I'll have to settle with humiliating them in front of everyone here.
This is for the Revolution, this is for my reputation, and this is for every MOGAI, religious minority, ethnic minority, and the proletariat. This is a small victory that will herald future ones to come. You're going to learn something today, Fascist craphead scum waste of space and lace.
Oh, and I'm going to sweeten the goddamn deal to, if I win, I'm going to be asking a very special favor from you, but guess what, fucker? That goes both ways, you win, I do something for you, any fucking thing I can. But guess what? I'm not going to fucking lose.
So, what do you say, Nazi? Do you accept one last little challenge from one of your sworn enemies? If so, let's do it, I'm taking the lead and I'm bringing the heat.
He is a very committed troll. That's the same guy who came up with the commie artificial intelligence troll that plenty of idiots in /r/socialism actually believed.
I wonder if he's he's also u/Nachstenliebe and the verysmart black dude from the OP (in fact between these two the styles are pretty similar). I mean, I don't mind getting taken for a ride even, it's very entertaining!
What was it called again? I remember it supposedly was started and then shut down because it started posting pro-capitalist propaganda, that was a decent chuckle.
I'm kind of into worldbuilding myself and I've involved communism before, but goddamn. That wish fulfillment.
There are parts of it that aren't even that bad, but the tone of it is almost sonichu-esque. Like this guy has 0 self awareness regarding his political ideology.
Didn't /u/Nachstenliebe fuck you up that one time? Have you stuck your dick in an anthill yet or whatever the hell you wrote before you deleted that post like a little bitch?
Well, that was undoubtedly a wild read. Judging by your RES flair, aren't you the one who bet that if I could show you evidence that I can homestead that you'd insert yourself into a fire anthill?I also recall a few days after when I briefly mentioned that my wife was pregnant, you PMed me, and I quote, "I hope your wife's child shrivels and dies inside of her, you ignorant Nazi fuck."
Of course that's unrelated to the task at hand, I suppose I have time for one more round.
The one and only, and I stand by what I said, but maybe with the aided intention that if the universe is so corrupt that it can't deprive the world of that one cracker Nazi piece of inbred shit, that at least the child gets to watch his piece of shit father die at the hands of a revolutionary.
No retort? I guess you must really be seething right now, it's really digging into you, isn't it just burning inside of you to be facing me? Maybe that's an exaggeration, but one thing's for sure, you're awful quiet, fucker. Come on, give us some barbs, give the ladies and germs a real show.
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o x o o . . .
Oh my fucking god you are absolutely fuming, fuming I can tell. Looks like I can really pinch a Nazi nerve. As to your little game playing over here, so far I'm not seeing anything too special. It's not going to be long before it's over, and I think both of us know whose going to win. There's no /r/altright copypasta to turn to now, no Mein Kampf, it really puts you at a loss doesn't it?
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Wow I just broke up with my dark skinned girlfriend, shaved my head, and joined the American Nazi party after seeing this incontrovertible evidence of Nazism's superiority
Proably thought they were clever in their choice but if the goal is winning a word game against Nazi maybe do not pick their Aryan pop goddess as the answer .
Forget the fact that _ _ I _ _ isn't hard to guess for a musician last name/tittle
This is pretty good trolling, it's been mathematically proven that the first player in connect 4 can force a win. The thought of some angsty pol kid crying tears of rage trying to do the impossible pleases me.
Yep, this is how political debates should be settled. Not by flinging shit at each other in /r/politics, but through wholesome family fun in /u/debatefascism
Lol, how stupid can Redditors get? It's so so obvious that the "communist" is just a troll, more than likely he's a fucking alt right leaning person too and wanted to make the other fascists look good by pretending to be a straight up obnoxious retard.
This is one of the most obvious trolls and reeks of 4chan so hard. Looks like fascists are so desperate for a win that they will fabricate a SJW losing a connect 4 game.
Wow, great job fascists, truly you are the mentally superior group, circle jerking fake games of connect 4. Autistic screeching
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n/a none_to_remain 2017-03-18
LOL Connect Four is a solved game.
n/a Nachstenliebe 2017-03-18
It is, but only if you have the first move, move right in the middle and play a perfect game. What's so hilarious is that, if I recall, 2 of the three games I didn't move first.
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-03-18
Make that: 3 out of 4.
n/a searingsky 2017-03-18
Did you hit the character limit or why did you spell my name wrong
n/a grungebot5000 2017-03-18
re: get out
n/a DontBanMeBaby 2017-03-18
What do you mean solved game?
n/a none_to_remain 2017-03-18
People/computers have determined the correct move for any state of the game board. In a freshly started game, the first player can always win if they start by playing the middle column and then always make the correct moves in response to the second player.
n/a rarestpepesforsale 2017-03-18
I notice that your Nazi made the first move, very much like another first move made in the past.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Front_(World_War_II)
It is in the Nazi nature to attack peaceful nations and connect four players like this.
n/a Salah_ad-Din 2017-03-18
2 of the times he started second tho
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-03-18
3 of 4 actually. That was the most entertained I've ever been on reddit.
n/a Neon_needles 2017-03-18
Man, I haven't seen a beat down like that ever... it was like Rodney King times 10000x.
I wanted to believe in mayocide so hard guys... but... my faith is shattered. I guess I'll just have to have a black and white fantasy of genocide.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-03-18
yeah wrap it up folks, we're done here
n/a PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-03-18
I think it's safe to say all minorities and degenerates should be executed because of this alone. Thanks /u/Kuchinjwa. You've killed us.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-03-18
Time to die
n/a searingsky 2017-03-18
It eas a good run
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-03-18
So I guess the lesson learned is: "Never challenge a Nazi to a game of connect four when the future of your race is on the line".
n/a thirdegree 2017-03-18
And never fight a land war in Asia.
n/a DuckHuntHotDog 2017-03-18
Counterpoint: that guy who won probably doesn't have nordic blood 100 generations back so he's impure by his own standards and will die too.
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-03-18
Huh, I never knew that Darqwolff was black
n/a X-MarxtheSpot 2017-03-18
Well, fancy this, right? I am lurking on reddit , this subreddit in particular and I happen to see a nazi in the title. Well, that certainly attracted my interest, and here I am. Here I guess this little Fashy piece of trashy thinks he's all high and mighty because he can beat a few people at connect four.
I'm sure /u/Nachstenliebe is vigorously rubbing their cock to a barely legal girl on /r/WhiteBeauty while absolutely livid in the knowledge that they got a one-up on those filthy Commies, right? You want me to get on my hands and knees and whimper, sob, beg, and kvetch to the obvious superiority of the Fourth Reuch? Fuck that shit.
Well, guess again, Nazi fucker, because I'm coming out of hiding right here, right now. No more dicking around, I am not going to sit this one out, this is just a ripe opportunity.
Right here, right now, /u/Nachstenliebe, I challenge you to a game of connect 4, right here, right now on /r/Drama.
Ironic, isn't it? I know you fucks have had your giggles in the past by posting my posts here, well now you're getting a front row seat to a can of whoopass I'm going to open right here on this little Blut und Boden Sieg my heil to hell Nazi piece of human shit.
Don't get me wrong, this is only the beginning, I am going to look forward to bashing this little Kraut's head one of these days, maybe I'll hang him from a noose and watch his eyes and tongue pop out of his shaven head, maybe I'll replace his tissue with hot pieces of lead, heck, if I'm lucky enough I'll get to see him after the Revolution, when they're sentencing the enemies of the working class to death. I'll really enjoy seeing the look on his eyes then, but for now I guess I'll have to settle with humiliating them in front of everyone here.
This is for the Revolution, this is for my reputation, and this is for every MOGAI, religious minority, ethnic minority, and the proletariat. This is a small victory that will herald future ones to come. You're going to learn something today, Fascist craphead scum waste of space and lace.
Oh, and I'm going to sweeten the goddamn deal to, if I win, I'm going to be asking a very special favor from you, but guess what, fucker? That goes both ways, you win, I do something for you, any fucking thing I can. But guess what? I'm not going to fucking lose.
So, what do you say, Nazi? Do you accept one last little challenge from one of your sworn enemies? If so, let's do it, I'm taking the lead and I'm bringing the heat.
n/a krutopatkin 2017-03-18
You got to be a troll at this point
n/a TrailerParkBride 2017-03-18
Have you seen his utopian tankie space opera posts over in worldbuilding? If he is a troll, he's one of the most committed I've ever seen.
n/a AgentGotse 2017-03-18
He is a very committed troll. That's the same guy who came up with the commie artificial intelligence troll that plenty of idiots in /r/socialism actually believed.
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-03-18
I wonder if he's he's also u/Nachstenliebe and the verysmart black dude from the OP (in fact between these two the styles are pretty similar). I mean, I don't mind getting taken for a ride even, it's very entertaining!
n/a nanonan 2017-03-18
What was it called again? I remember it supposedly was started and then shut down because it started posting pro-capitalist propaganda, that was a decent chuckle.
n/a AgentGotse 2017-03-18
It was called Serov
https://www.reddit.com/r/socialism/comments/54b1sj/for_the_past_several_months_i_have_been_working/
https://www.reddit.com/r/socialism/comments/5ba1j6/i_am_happy_to_announce_that_the_serov_project_has/
n/a Tophattingson 2017-03-18
Plugging /r/FREECOSMOS
n/a Evil-Corgi 2017-03-18
Please link them. I need a good laugh
n/a TrailerParkBride 2017-03-18
/r/redcosmos has everything relevant in one place
n/a Evil-Corgi 2017-03-18
I'm kind of into worldbuilding myself and I've involved communism before, but goddamn. That wish fulfillment.
There are parts of it that aren't even that bad, but the tone of it is almost sonichu-esque. Like this guy has 0 self awareness regarding his political ideology.
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-03-18
/u/X-MarxtheSpot
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oh my god
n/a SpectroSpecter 2017-03-18
He's what happens when you give middle school valedictorians a voice
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-03-18
Shouldn't you be murdering people in Nepal?
n/a BrotherToaster 2017-03-18
It's not murder or imperialism when it's done in the name of a revolutionary causes xaxaxa
n/a Salah_ad-Din 2017-03-18
Didn't /u/Nachstenliebe fuck you up that one time? Have you stuck your dick in an anthill yet or whatever the hell you wrote before you deleted that post like a little bitch?
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n/a Nachstenliebe 2017-03-18
Well, that was undoubtedly a wild read. Judging by your RES flair, aren't you the one who bet that if I could show you evidence that I can homestead that you'd insert yourself into a fire anthill?I also recall a few days after when I briefly mentioned that my wife was pregnant, you PMed me, and I quote, "I hope your wife's child shrivels and dies inside of her, you ignorant Nazi fuck."
Of course that's unrelated to the task at hand, I suppose I have time for one more round.
n/a X-MarxtheSpot 2017-03-18
The one and only, and I stand by what I said, but maybe with the aided intention that if the universe is so corrupt that it can't deprive the world of that one cracker Nazi piece of inbred shit, that at least the child gets to watch his piece of shit father die at the hands of a revolutionary.
Your move.
n/a Nachstenliebe 2017-03-18
n/a X-MarxtheSpot 2017-03-18
No retort? I guess you must really be seething right now, it's really digging into you, isn't it just burning inside of you to be facing me? Maybe that's an exaggeration, but one thing's for sure, you're awful quiet, fucker. Come on, give us some barbs, give the ladies and germs a real show.
n/a Nachstenliebe 2017-03-18
n/a X-MarxtheSpot 2017-03-18
Have you ever imagined what your family would look like with their faces smashed in?
n/a Nachstenliebe 2017-03-18
n/a X-MarxtheSpot 2017-03-18
Oh my fucking god you are absolutely fuming, fuming I can tell. Looks like I can really pinch a Nazi nerve. As to your little game playing over here, so far I'm not seeing anything too special. It's not going to be long before it's over, and I think both of us know whose going to win. There's no /r/altright copypasta to turn to now, no Mein Kampf, it really puts you at a loss doesn't it?
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n/a Bojangles_Unchained 2017-03-18
LOL
n/a Nachstenliebe 2017-03-18
Four in a row, I win.
n/a bomko 2017-03-18
fuck yeah man
n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-03-18
Oh my goodness this guy is actually connect 4 God.
n/a Maud-Pie 2017-03-18
I was watching this whole thing like the chocolate cake scene from the movie Matilda.
n/a Nalfear 2017-03-18
I honestly can't fucking believe it, can we have a statue for this living fucking legend
n/a fernsauce 2017-03-18
I guess we were wrong about there not being a master race
n/a downerabuse 2017-03-18
[deleted] in shame
F
n/a Salah_ad-Din 2017-03-18
you are my hero
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-03-18
Congrats, you killed u/X-MarxtheSpot!
n/a SaucyWiggles 2017-03-18
What the fuck is going on, this is like Magneto and Xavier.
n/a Hipster_Garabe 2017-03-18
You won so hard at connect four that you made him delete his account in shame. He'll be crying into his tendies tonight
n/a imengun 2017-03-18
This is amazing, you are my hero.
Sieg Heil.
n/a Nachstenliebe 2017-03-18
Hail.
n/a AreYouFuckingHappy 2017-03-18
"Nothing personal, kid. "
n/a jaja10 2017-03-18
teleports behind u
n/a AreYouFuckingHappy 2017-03-18
Include me in the 4chan screencap.
n/a ZeitgeistNow 2017-03-18
This whole chain sums up political arguments on reddit to a tee
Simply incredible
n/a BrotherToaster 2017-03-18
all hail the connect fuhrer
n/a darth_stroyer 2017-03-18
This thread is turning me fascist
n/a aonome 2017-03-18
Does this mean the mayocide is being called off?
n/a Fiery1Phoenix 2017-03-18
This is some amazing, autistic shit
n/a WokeAsFuck 2017-03-18
If X-MarxtheSpot is reading this you know what you should do.
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-03-18
He did already! Stop beating a dead horse!
n/a nanonan 2017-03-18
The Grandmaster race.
n/a HivemindBuster 2017-03-18
Nice work but if you're actually a fucking Nazi then legitimately keep yourself safe now you cunt.
n/a a-gay-yordle 2017-03-18
/r/madlads
n/a jaja10 2017-03-18
HE
CANT
KEEP
GETTING
AWAY
WITH
IT
n/a freshestpr1nce 2017-03-18
Hitler has been avenged/s
n/a Dial_A_Dragon 2017-03-18
HOLY SHIT THE BANTZ
n/a anothergodamnaccount 2017-03-18
Well time to become a Nazi
n/a DarkMountain666 2017-03-18
Autism is a hell of a drug.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-03-18
wtf i love fascism now
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-03-18
5 months later
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-03-18
I've actually been into far right ideology for a couple of years now. I just chose to hide my powerlevel until Führer Trump got elected.
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-03-18
Checking my top posts.
n/a throwaway12345412 2017-03-18
Wow I just broke up with my dark skinned girlfriend, shaved my head, and joined the American Nazi party after seeing this incontrovertible evidence of Nazism's superiority
n/a thelotusknyte 2017-03-18
You got me too. This whole time I thought you were dot dot dotting, when really that was part of the game.
n/a LSU_Coonass 2017-03-18
This isn't your normal everyday autism
This is advanced autism
n/a dexceit 2017-03-18
Arent you that communist AI guy? I admire your dedication to trolling.
n/a riemann1413 2017-03-18
oh holy shit you're that weirdo who pretended to make a leftist AI lmao
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-03-18
this is some seriously funny shit
it's why i keep coming back to /r/drama tbh
n/a dexceit 2017-03-18
he deleted his account :(
n/a PoorLilMarco 2017-03-18
Checkmate motherfucker
n/a LinLeyLin 2017-03-18
n/a PoorLilMarco 2017-03-18
4d connect 4?
n/a OldOrder 2017-03-18
Looks like Rajon Rondo posts on reddit.
n/a shaneoffline 2017-03-18
He is ungodly retarded to taking an edge at his response to someone taking the center. Can't build strength if all you're pieces are hugging the edge.
n/a SovietWarfare 2017-03-18
Well looks like the fascists won the game sooooo.
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-03-18
well, not the important one around the 30s and 40s
n/a DoctorFahrenheit 2017-03-18
By modern standards everyone who won that war was also a fascist or pretend-commie (all real-world communism doesn't count as communism).
n/a WokeAsFuck 2017-03-18
I got way more excited about that than I should have.
/u/Kuchinjwa If you're going to be that smug about something you better make sure you win.
/u/Nachstenliebe just saved the white race.
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-03-18
Oh my god BTFO twice, can't bash the fash anymore, can ya?
n/a WokeAsFuck 2017-03-18
That entire thread becomes a commie self esteem bloodbath.
Challenger after challenger.
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-03-18
/u/Kuchinjwa what happened? Did he guess your shitty musician?
n/a Dial_A_Dragon 2017-03-18
Not surprising. Weren't most of the Nazi higher ups full blown aspies?
n/a Awayfone 2017-03-18
Proably thought they were clever in their choice but if the goal is winning a word game against Nazi maybe do not pick their Aryan pop goddess as the answer .
Forget the fact that _ _ I _ _ isn't hard to guess for a musician last name/tittle
n/a anothergodamnaccount 2017-03-18
I really hope this is real but it feels too good to be true.
n/a personman 2017-03-18
...you people understand that OP was making terrible moves on purpose, right?
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-03-18
Of course, pretending to be retarded
n/a anothergodamnaccount 2017-03-18
http://i.imgur.com/n8umjWj.png
n/a dis_is_my_account 2017-03-18
Two communist accounts with a history for a game of tic-tac-toe?
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-03-18
He's a commie, of course he doe
n/a FatSoccerMan 2017-03-18
This is pretty good trolling, it's been mathematically proven that the first player in connect 4 can force a win. The thought of some angsty pol kid crying tears of rage trying to do the impossible pleases me.
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-03-18
Whites are best at connect four, but Asians are best at tic-tac-toe and blacks are better at all sports
n/a dyld921 2017-03-18
This is the most wholesome racewar I've ever seen. Nazi or not.
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-03-18
Like white genocide via basketball?
n/a dyld921 2017-03-18
I don't see why not
n/a nanonan 2017-03-18
Whitey has freakish eastern europeans up his sleeve, might not be as easy as you think.
n/a freshestpr1nce 2017-03-18
American History X reference?
n/a Awayfone 2017-03-18
Great idea actually. How about a nice game of chess?
n/a ThisGuy481 2017-03-18
Dude, I knew they were like psychotic manchildren.
But this is just kind of sad at this point. Like, I actually feel kind of guilty laughing at these people now. They just legit need help.
n/a ThisGuy481 2017-03-18
Y'know, I'm like pretty sure that at least some of these Nazis legit think this is proof of racial superiority.
n/a Eldritch_Dynamo 2017-03-18
It was the communist who started the whole thing lol
n/a Senator_Chickpea 2017-03-18
Fun Fact: Adolf Hitler was the world champion of "Uno."
n/a Nechaev 2017-03-18
He also tried playing Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic pistol.
n/a Awayfone 2017-03-18
Did he win?
n/a glmox 2017-03-18
this is it, folks. we've reached the peak. time to close reddit.
n/a Dial_A_Dragon 2017-03-18
Yep, this is how political debates should be settled. Not by flinging shit at each other in /r/politics, but through wholesome family fun in /u/debatefascism
n/a FreekyFreezer 2017-03-18
n/a RobosaurusRex2000 2017-03-18
Lol, how stupid can Redditors get? It's so so obvious that the "communist" is just a troll, more than likely he's a fucking alt right leaning person too and wanted to make the other fascists look good by pretending to be a straight up obnoxious retard.
This is one of the most obvious trolls and reeks of 4chan so hard. Looks like fascists are so desperate for a win that they will fabricate a SJW losing a connect 4 game.
Wow, great job fascists, truly you are the mentally superior group, circle jerking fake games of connect 4. Autistic screeching