Educating r/drama on fragile masculinity

13  2017-03-20 by ThatOtherPromise

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I will start and admit that I do feel uncomfortable when wearing a pink dress, a lipstick and taking a huge cock in my ass.

I have been trying to get past this silly fragile masculinity of mine but it has been hard. I suspect it will take a lot of cocks and maybe a couple of posts in meslib if I really feel that there is no other way.

tbh no one thinks of you when they think of masculine, however, "incel beta numale" is a different story

A friend of mine thought I was gay once so you aint that wront tbh

But like I cant be a cousin-fucker incel creepy pedo, can I? pick one!

But like I cant be a cousin-fucker incel creepy pedo, can I?

hey, don't let me shit on your aspirations in life

I will start and admit that I do feel uncomfortable when wearing a pink dress, a lipstick and taking a huge cock in my ass.

Come on over to /r/menslib where we can discuss this unfortunate case of fragile masculinity.

Lets consult the mods

/u/NinteenFortyFive What advice to my problem you can give me?

You should have rolled for anal circumference before the campaign.

^ this guy DMs

Pink is pretty gauche for a dress, I'd feel uncomfortable too.

More cock for me tbh

What can I say, I am a selfless soul

Women are so fragile they fear men.

Actually it's straight men that are the most fragile because they want to be with a soft, slender woman. Lesbians are slightly manlier, gays are way manlier and straight women are the manliest.

Men were a mistake

Yes!

In fact I very much prefer the radical " man will forever be pieces of shit " than the " man can be as good as women if they become as soft and feminine ^ "

At least with the former I feel justify in being a cunt. Like is part of my nature or something

how dare men be interested in different things and have different tastes to women

why they even like different smells how fragile

why does this upset people you dont see men getting angry about floral fragrances or a sun dress or whatever

Many of them do get upset over silly shit like that.

are you really this retarded? just look at that soap. shit looks like volcanic rock. your masculinity is indeed quite fragile if you can't wash yourself or do yoga that isn't made SPECIFICALLY TO SATISFY YUOR PEEN AND PROTECT YOU FROM THE GAY THOUGHTS

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why they even like different smells how fragile

jeez why do women want floral body washes instead of just rubbing themselves with a bar of plain soap like a MAN

they must be so insecure

or, alternatively they enjoy a smell

I didn't mention the smell, I know it's hard to read through the tears, but give it another shot.

Not to mention basically all body wash has a floral scent... Even the male marketed stuff, but instead they'll market it as "BEAR COCK" or "THROBBING WARRIOR"

i feel like youve thought about this way more than anyone in marketing or any of the customers

i'm extremely angry about sun dresses actually. they look comfy as fuck, it's bullshit women are too insecure to share them.

>male marketed products

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Great work everyone i saved you reading the article.

That's literally the jist of this. There's a difference between Yorkie bars and their ad campaigns and "Hey Brad have I told you 'I fuck women and only women and never men so don't call me a faggot I don't like men I'm super straight' today?"

Bill Burr has a great bit on this " what are you a fag? "

you should post it in menslib, for once is someone talking about over the top masculinity without sounding like a bitter and resentful feminine nerd

Bill Burr also has a bi-monthly "why are my fans assholes" realisation along with Maddox.

wat?

you think he is an asshole?

imagine having masculinity this fragile

Imagine having T this low

as low as you? inconceivable

"No u"

Scorching comeback from the riemanator! 🐲🐲🐲😂😂😂

thx i asked my mom if it was as good one and she said i should post it

Imagine waking up as riemann one morning

Would suicide tbh

you'd reconsider once you saw my pants, bank account, and sweet iTunes collection

Tell me about the pants.

They have a minimum of four pockets.

Like trousers but also like luggage at the same time.

Yes but they smell like unwashed balls

7 Who says toys are just for girls?

I... uh... what? Has third wave feminism just devolved into a collection of non-sequiturs? I'm not sure if this is retarded or plain brilliant abstract art.

ikr, i feel so many of these articles are written twenty years ago - i doubt there's a man in the western world who doesn't own at least a ball jiggler and a prostate massager.

The same bitches who complain about fragile masculinity are the same bitches who go on /r/TrollXChromosomes and complain about how they're alone eating and binge drinking without a man sorry no man wants to sit in your filthy studio apartment and pet your furry legs while you call him a pussy

Feminism is to fat, ugly women with bad personalities as shit is to blowflies.

idk that soap looks cool. and i don't do yoga but if i did i wouldn't mind having one that caters toward my gender.

I hate these fucking nu-websites. I miss when it was just some words on a page with maybe a little animation. These websites kill my computer.