/r/opiates addict tells the story of how he fucked his dealer's gf, but the sub isn't so supportive.

33  2017-03-20 by snallygaster

41 comments

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n/a  ieatpussy69 2017-03-20

She's dope, she's super ripped and lifts weights and shy while her bf is a lazy fat POS I don't know why she stays with him

Ahaha

n/a  FreeIceCreen 2017-03-20

She was an honor roll student too.

n/a  TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-03-20

I heard she's also a millionaire.

n/a  flipkt 2017-03-20

But has her license suspended. Wonder why.

n/a  bleasehalb 2017-03-20

http://i.imgur.com/xqLd8Fj.jpg

n/a  riemann1413 2017-03-20

TLDR: fucked dealer's girlfriend in parking lot because gyros took too long - didn't wear condom

lmao

n/a  godofdae 2017-03-20

http://www.mauryshow.com/

n/a  OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-03-20

I was surprised I had to scroll to find people calling bullshit.

n/a  80BAIT08 2017-03-20

Smack heads are disgusting creatures.

n/a  baaaaby 2017-03-20

Blocked

Don't have time for racists and gay bashers

n/a  80BAIT08 2017-03-20

You do have time and you will make time!

n/a  sperglordalan 2017-03-20

Hey /u/Recoveryjunkie69 good story my dude, but fitness models don't tend to fuck dirty smack junkies. Pretty sure the dragon's fuckin with your memory fam. The girl probably looked something more like this

n/a  underthemilkyway 2017-03-20

More likely he's just trying to impress his degenerate friends.

n/a  lunchza 2017-03-20

This is tifu level bullshittery

No matter how shitty my life gets it's somewhat comforting to know it will never be as bad as the people in that sub. Cheers smackheads

n/a  sperglordalan 2017-03-20

I had no idea that sub existed until this post. What a treasure trove.

The only thing sadder than a smack junkie is a smack junkie who joined a sad little online club with other smack junkies.

n/a  kjmiller7 2017-03-20

/u/RecoveryJunkie69 do you always make up sex stories for junkie autists when you slam dope or was this a special occasion?

n/a  Ennui2778 2017-03-20

/u/recoveryjunkie69 has a Facebook timeline that is 80% inspirational jpgs.

I've never been more positive of anything in my life.

n/a  Ultrashitpost 2017-03-20

not even when your doctor said you got AIDS from a Thai tranny?

n/a  Thhueros 2017-03-20

/u/snallygaster how do you find all this drama

n/a  DannyLee90 2017-03-20

this is probably the least obscure thing snally has dug up this week alone, tbh

n/a  Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-03-20

Don't make excuses, snally is actually a junkie.

n/a  Teresa_May 2017-03-20

Snally was the ripped fitness model, duh.

n/a  Clark_Savage_Jr 2017-03-20

Then who was dope?

n/a  TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-03-20

TLDR: fucked dealer's girlfriend in parking lot because gyros took too long - didn't wear condom

checks out

n/a  glmox 2017-03-20

She's dope, she's super ripped and lifts weights and shy while her bf is a lazy fat POS I don't know why she stays with him

i think i could hazard a guess

n/a  glmox 2017-03-20

Hell, if I had a nickle for every rando slut who told me, "Cum inside me Daddy," I might be able to make my child support payments.

really stand-up community they got going over there

n/a  Bureaucrat-72 2017-03-20

The more I see from them the more I think it's a drug themed version of writing prompts.

n/a  ieatpussy69 2017-03-20

These junkies are damn funny I love it

n/a  FreeRobotFrost 2017-03-20

/r/cripplingalcoholism unironically has the funniest userbase.

n/a  raging_dope_fiend 2017-03-20

I love the crime subreddits, r/opiates and r/shoplifting and r/fakeids are always fun

n/a  botchlings 2017-03-20

None of those subreddits should exist. At the very least they should be quarantined

n/a  The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-03-20

Kys

n/a  BigOldWhiteDick 2017-03-20

/r/opiates is part of /u/The_Reason_Trump_Won

n/a  botchlings 2017-03-20

Serious question, why is /r/opiates allowed to exist on Reddit?

It's a sub for discussing illegal drug use. Should it not at least be quarantined?

n/a  ANUSBLASTER_MKII 2017-03-20

The fuck are you? The subreddit police?

n/a  cptAustria 2017-03-20

Why not? r/trees exists

n/a  botchlings 2017-03-20

It's highly doubtful that smoking pot is going to kill you. On the other hand if you use Heroin on a regular basis it's just a matter of time...

n/a  cptAustria 2017-03-20

Yeah ofc but why should a subreddit for one be OK and the other not?

n/a  botchlings 2017-03-20

Good question. I personally would be OK with all drug-related subreddits disappearing

n/a  heyfreshhhhh 2017-03-20

What about alcohol related subreddits?

n/a  cheeseburgerhandy 2017-03-20

Don't have time for racists and gay bashers

/u/Recoveryjunkie69 accidentally lets it slip he actually fucked some dude

n/a  micro-brews-therin 2017-03-20

I don't fuck with opiates no more but that sub is great for candy (esp sour/gummy stuff) recommendations those fuckin junkies know their shit

n/a  searingsky 2017-03-20

What is it with opiates and reddldit lately

n/a  SoButtscrewed 2017-03-20

she was crying because her boyfriend always shames her for eating clean and going to the gym

Who the hell would actually believe that