Is your argument that whoever pays for food gets to decide whether or not they have sex w/ the person they paid for? How do you handle split checks in that scenario?
Well the hot dog would probably at least bump me up to a car.
Point is more that men typically offer economic status while women offer physical status. Obviously I don't think women should put out if I buy them shit. I don't expect women to do anything. So why should I be expected to buy them shit?
I paid for everything with my wife. But she offered to pay every single time. That made me more than happy to cover the costs of spending time with her.
If I go on a date and expect to split the bill, I'm either a cheapskate or a broke ass. I'm fine to cover the bill in most occasions. I make enough money to be able to occasionally have fun. But I've literally heard girls advise their friends to not date a guy unless he covers the first three dates. I don't even want to cover at that point. Even if I did make great money, I couldn't bring myself to that point.
I'm happily married as well. And to be honest, I don't even remember who paid on our first date. All I know is that I've never expected a guy to pay on a first date, and many of my friends feel the same.
Well you seem pleasant. I'm happy that pleasant people such as yourself have the patience for people like me. Unfortunately, people like me don't always get to interact with pleasant people, though.
Funny how there's always a shitty original comment like this. Considering how handsome I am and since I won't be dating women I'll say its quite a loss indeed. But of course, the only men who dislikes women are ugly beta losers /s.
Something tells me you're not exactly the prettiest among the bunch.
They complain about the wage gap, but don't know a fucking thing about it.
Women get paid 3 times as much as models, but half as much as construction workers. This doesn't bother them at all. But then they'll throw a fucking fit about the wage gap, when it's not 23 cents if we throw out jobs like construction.
They want men to pay for everything when dating, but having sex is their choice.
They're equal, but they have their own special rules (because they're not equal) to get into the military.
Raping a woman is the worst crime that can possibly exist. But women can't rape people.
Having an abortion is a woman's right. So is lying about birth control, having the baby, and forcing child support out of the father.
A woman can beat the shit out of a man without receiving anything in return, call the cops, and have the man arrested.
They can be an abusive, crack addicted whore, but guess who's going to win the custody battle.
Caught in a relationship that you should not have been in? No problem. Just say he raped you. There's no consequences if he has proof anyways.
But boy oh fucking boy let me tell you about the patriarchy. It is so fucking hard to be a woman in this country. I mean the government doesn't even pay for their tampons. How do they even survive?
Literally I could be gay just from my hatred for women. Fuck all of them.
/u/Cheese_dick_please have you tried not being such a whiny cunt bag? If it gets to much you should probably just KYS tbh fam
You can tell how much someone ventures outside based on how many internet memes about women they spout.
"WOMEN NEVER GET ARRESTED FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE"
Hmh, I guess that guy that sat in front of me in class with a black eye was lying when he said his wife went batshit, threw a lamp at him, and then got arrested when the neighbors heard shit going down. But nah, keep thinking the cops are all white knight retards.
"WOMEN ALWAYS GET THE CHILD IN CUSTODY BATTLES"
Split custody is almost always awarded upon request.
"WOMEN STEAL MONEY WHEN THEY GET DIVORCED"
It turns out that money earned in marriage belongs to the family, not just you. What a twist!
"WOMEN NEVER PAY DURING DATES"
Well, that's one way to tell who doesn't go on dates.
bruh. I can attest to the top two. I have a masters in criminology. this is literally my field of study. the police are hilariously biased towards women when it comes to domestic violence.
as for "WOMEN ALWAYS GET THE CHILD IN CUSTODY BATTLES" yeah, most of the time, they do. a good lawyer will even tell men that they are fighting a seriously uphill battle if they want custody of their kids. personally, I can count on one hand the number of women who have lost custody cases. and those women? I wouldn't trust them to raise a plant, let alone a child.
i go onto /r/drama for some grade A organic, non-pasteurized drama and I get your motherfucking sour ass tryna bait me with "i am rubber, you are glue".
you could at least call me a nigger and ask for bussy, but i guess nobody has any manners around here anymore.
It is kind've amusing that the most upvoted center around relationships between men and kids, playing video games, and doing drugs. I dunno if that means anything, it just seemed like a trend.
Seems like a ridiculous statement made only to inflame others. I mean, really, who are these people who are saying it's fine for a Muslim to marry their underage cousins? Is this happening in the United States and police are turning a blind eye? Where exactly is that "observation" coming from?
Both Germany and Sweden have legalized child marriage/incest. Of course the US still considers it taboo (well, maybe not outside some southern states lol).
I believe the current law in Germany is that child marriages are valid if they were conducted outside the country.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-03-20
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n/a throw60659 2017-03-20
I think this one is my favorite.
n/a riemann1413 2017-03-20
wew lad
n/a massenkompatibel 2017-03-20
Especially because you can't tell which side of the kindergarten they're coming from.
n/a Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-03-20
/u/Cheese_dick_please
Is your argument that whoever pays for food gets to decide whether or not they have sex w/ the person they paid for? How do you handle split checks in that scenario?
n/a jmdg007 2017-03-20
Then they can only have sex when they both want to, you know like a normal couple
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-03-20
doesnt seem like having sex is usually their choice with that guy
n/a phedre 2017-03-20
/u/Cheese_dick_please
Is there some kind of sliding scale? Like if I get the steak I'm required to do anal, but a hot dog just gets a hand job behind the bowling alley?
n/a Cheese_Dick_Please 2017-03-20
Well the hot dog would probably at least bump me up to a car.
Point is more that men typically offer economic status while women offer physical status. Obviously I don't think women should put out if I buy them shit. I don't expect women to do anything. So why should I be expected to buy them shit?
n/a glmox 2017-03-20
i assume the bitterness comes from your inability to offer either?
n/a phedre 2017-03-20
Savage.
n/a Cheese_Dick_Please 2017-03-20
Dank.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-03-20
r/jesuschristreddit
n/a Vitamin_REEEE 2017-03-20
I'll grant you that I typically pay for the first date, but if I'm seeing a woman regularly, there is no fucking way I pay for every date.
n/a Cheese_Dick_Please 2017-03-20
I paid for everything with my wife. But she offered to pay every single time. That made me more than happy to cover the costs of spending time with her.
n/a TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-03-20
>treating women has a unthinking mass
>not understanding why you're single
n/a xjapxn 2017-03-20
uh no that was not obvious in the slightest
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-03-20
Who expects you to do that?
n/a Cheese_Dick_Please 2017-03-20
Women.
If I go on a date and expect to split the bill, I'm either a cheapskate or a broke ass. I'm fine to cover the bill in most occasions. I make enough money to be able to occasionally have fun. But I've literally heard girls advise their friends to not date a guy unless he covers the first three dates. I don't even want to cover at that point. Even if I did make great money, I couldn't bring myself to that point.
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-03-20
Maybe you're dating the wrong women. A lot of women are more than happy to split the bill.
The only time most women expect a guy to cover the bill is if it's a first date and he asked her out.
n/a Cheese_Dick_Please 2017-03-20
I'm happily married. This still exists, though.
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-03-20
I'm happily married as well. And to be honest, I don't even remember who paid on our first date. All I know is that I've never expected a guy to pay on a first date, and many of my friends feel the same.
n/a Cheese_Dick_Please 2017-03-20
Well you seem pleasant. I'm happy that pleasant people such as yourself have the patience for people like me. Unfortunately, people like me don't always get to interact with pleasant people, though.
n/a SoButtscrewed 2017-03-20
Why are you going on dates if you're married?
n/a Cheese_Dick_Please 2017-03-20
There's the idiot.
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-20
Honestly? it sounds reasonable fam
n/a TSwizzlesNipples 2017-03-20
Bitch please - if you fucking put cheese on your whopper you're givin' up the anal.
n/a Vitamin_REEEE 2017-03-20
His closing bit was my favorite:
n/a DannyLee90 2017-03-20
wow, what a loss the dating market will be suffering.
n/a TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-03-20
One less left swipe for the ladies
n/a SUNstrike45 2017-03-20
Funny how there's always a shitty original comment like this. Considering how handsome I am and since I won't be dating women I'll say its quite a loss indeed. But of course, the only men who dislikes women are ugly beta losers /s.
Something tells me you're not exactly the prettiest among the bunch.
n/a DannyLee90 2017-03-20
post bussy
n/a FreeIceCreen 2017-03-20
Does he realize that gay guys won't want to fuck a whiny NEET crybaby either?
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-03-20
Fuck these gay women
n/a radiatormagnets 2017-03-20
Lol, he has deleted everything in his account.
n/a riemann1413 2017-03-20
we're not all jewish
n/a Hammer_of_truthiness 2017-03-20
But all your penises jave succumbed to the jewish meme
n/a riemann1413 2017-03-20
n/a Hammer_of_truthiness 2017-03-20
The fuck r u talkin about boi
n/a riemann1413 2017-03-20
the fuck r u talkin about boi
n/a phedre 2017-03-20
Cut dicks are hot. Sorry not sorry.
n/a glmox 2017-03-20
as if any man with taste cares what a ginger thinks
n/a headasplodes 2017-03-20
Yeah baby gimme that scarred calloused dickhead
n/a Hammer_of_truthiness 2017-03-20
Oh wow didn't see this response. Ur wrong.
n/a phedre 2017-03-20
no u.
n/a Hammer_of_truthiness 2017-03-20
As a woman, ginger, and non-upvoter you are thrice disqualified from having opinions.
n/a phedre 2017-03-20
You'd fit right in on /r/centuryclub.
n/a drewiepoodle 2017-03-20
Oh lawrd, the shitposting will hit new levels of ridonkulousness
n/a pepperouchau 2017-03-20
>2017
>having a dick
What kind on degen do you think I am
n/a OldOrder 2017-03-20
/u/xNotch is the only mod rich enough to be a part of the tribe anyway.
n/a OldOrder 2017-03-20
/u/Cheese_dick_please have you tried not being such a whiny cunt bag? If it gets to much you should probably just KYS tbh fam
n/a Cheese_Dick_Please 2017-03-20
Aight.
n/a DannyLee90 2017-03-20
You can tell how much someone ventures outside based on how many internet memes about women they spout.
"WOMEN NEVER GET ARRESTED FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE"
Hmh, I guess that guy that sat in front of me in class with a black eye was lying when he said his wife went batshit, threw a lamp at him, and then got arrested when the neighbors heard shit going down. But nah, keep thinking the cops are all white knight retards.
"WOMEN ALWAYS GET THE CHILD IN CUSTODY BATTLES"
Split custody is almost always awarded upon request.
"WOMEN STEAL MONEY WHEN THEY GET DIVORCED"
It turns out that money earned in marriage belongs to the family, not just you. What a twist!
"WOMEN NEVER PAY DURING DATES"
Well, that's one way to tell who doesn't go on dates.
n/a jerry101246 2017-03-20
Mel Gibson
n/a SoButtscrewed 2017-03-20
Yeah I'm really surprised not one person asked for a source. Everyone just took it as fact.
n/a skivian 2017-03-20
bruh. I can attest to the top two. I have a masters in criminology. this is literally my field of study. the police are hilariously biased towards women when it comes to domestic violence.
as for "WOMEN ALWAYS GET THE CHILD IN CUSTODY BATTLES" yeah, most of the time, they do. a good lawyer will even tell men that they are fighting a seriously uphill battle if they want custody of their kids. personally, I can count on one hand the number of women who have lost custody cases. and those women? I wouldn't trust them to raise a plant, let alone a child.
n/a DannyLee90 2017-03-20
well, you're tacky and i hate you
n/a Cheese_Dick_Please 2017-03-20
Lmfao. People like you make my fucking day.
Literally a professional in their field calls you out on horse shit.
And you respond with "nananananana I can't hear you you're stupid I hate you."
I'm so happy that you are the way that you are. Never change.
n/a DannyLee90 2017-03-20
u wanna fite, bitch tits
n/a Cheese_Dick_Please 2017-03-20
Talk to me in 5 years. The real world looks a lot different when you actually live in it.
n/a DannyLee90 2017-03-20
listen here, honey
i go onto /r/drama for some grade A organic, non-pasteurized drama and I get your motherfucking sour ass tryna bait me with "i am rubber, you are glue".
you could at least call me a nigger and ask for bussy, but i guess nobody has any manners around here anymore.
n/a SUNstrike45 2017-03-20
Oh yeah talking about reality, how horrible!
n/a Somenakedguy 2017-03-20
If that sounded like reality to you then you may live in an alternate universe
n/a SUNstrike45 2017-03-20
Uh sure. All experiences that aren't yours are fake
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-03-20
How dare those heartless harpies not award you with the sex you are entitled to!
n/a neutralvoter 2017-03-20
It is kind've amusing that the most upvoted center around relationships between men and kids, playing video games, and doing drugs. I dunno if that means anything, it just seemed like a trend.
n/a SpectroSpecter 2017-03-20
Upvoted for flair-happy mod having a bitchfit
n/a subpoutine 2017-03-20
Only one mod in here at the moment, and boy oh boy is he rietarded.
n/a AetherThought 2017-03-20
I thought we're all rietarded here
n/a subpoutine 2017-03-20
We're all spergy mongoloids, but there's only one rietard.
n/a Ennui2778 2017-03-20
Holy low effort, fatman!
n/a TrattativaStatoMafia 2017-03-20
613 deleted comments, why?
n/a Pacific_Loon 2017-03-20
It was mostly people pointing out double standards relating to Muslims.
Ex. Random guy marries his underage cousin, horrible; Muslim does it, it's fine
n/a TrattativaStatoMafia 2017-03-20
And why delete it?
n/a Pacific_Loon 2017-03-20
Remember Orlando, Ohio, San Bernardino, Nice, Cologne, etc.?
Reddit mods have a history of censoring anything criticizing Islam or pointing out that individual terrorists are Muslim.
n/a anubgek 2017-03-20
Seems like a ridiculous statement made only to inflame others. I mean, really, who are these people who are saying it's fine for a Muslim to marry their underage cousins? Is this happening in the United States and police are turning a blind eye? Where exactly is that "observation" coming from?
n/a Pacific_Loon 2017-03-20
Both Germany and Sweden have legalized child marriage/incest. Of course the US still considers it taboo (well, maybe not outside some southern states lol).
I believe the current law in Germany is that child marriages are valid if they were conducted outside the country.
n/a TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-03-20
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n/a ur_mom_IoI 2017-03-20
n/a ______________pewpew 2017-03-20
My sides.
n/a jPaolo 2017-03-20
It's like they took all of the obnoxiousness of Redditand purified it into one thread
n/a zahlman 2017-03-20
/u/strich-9 nah, it sounds more like "objectively correct".