Some autists claim to be literal vampires. Drama ensues because THEY WON'T PROVIDE PROOF!!1!

30  2017-03-21 by [deleted]

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n/a  SnapshillBot 2017-03-21

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n/a  taterbizkit 2017-03-21

I tried to read the comments, and found that I am unable to even.

n/a  SharMarali 2017-03-21

I'm a pea soup. I'm warm and mostly liquid. I'd provide proof, but I gotta split.

n/a  timb0nes 2017-03-21

I am a Sanguinarian. I exist. It sucks not having a Donor. The Bloodlust or shall I call it the Beast is Winning out. Cravings are terrible and I had to Autofeed on my myself. Blood is just so tasty. I Feel weaker without it. Just the thought of Blood going down my throat makes me happy.

The autism in there is so strong, but this was so worth it.

the Beast is Winning out

n/a  OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-03-21

I found a video of it. It's truly disturbing.

n/a  Mournhold 2017-03-21

M A Y O C I D E W H E N ?

n/a  OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-03-21

Probably soon.

n/a  lifesbrink 2017-03-21

Cmon u/hooded_rat, show us some real live proof of your abilities. Maybe like some telepathy. Or sensing something only we would know.

n/a  PraiseBeToKek 2017-03-21

I'm not confident in my ability to not hurt someone while proving it long distance

I'll be your guinea pig. Just fuck my shit up fam.

n/a  Clark_Savage_Jr 2017-03-21

I'm not confident in my ability to not hurt someone while proving it long distance

I'll be your guinea pig. Just fuck my shit up fam.

...and?

n/a  Fucking_That_Chicken 2017-03-21

/u/PraiseBeToKek did u die

n/a  Clark_Savage_Jr 2017-03-21

He ded

n/a  Sloppysloppyjoe 2017-03-21

/u/hooded_rat I will send you 3 pints of blood per month to feast on if you DM me proof of being a vampire. I can also offer up 1 virgin

n/a  krautkid 2017-03-21

Put the VtR book down and step away from the gaming table. This is not a drill.

n/a  TheTrueNobody 2017-03-21

I have Vicissitude at 9.

n/a  krautkid 2017-03-21

Damn son. You got fists big enough to hold that giant dice pool?

n/a  TheTrueNobody 2017-03-21

Not as big as when I roll my obtenebration.

n/a  krautkid 2017-03-21

Pfft Lasombra. Enjoy dat edge and quite literally eating your own. Pfft. Pfft.

n/a  TheTrueNobody 2017-03-21

If I wanted real edge I'd choose quietus.

Nothin personnel kid

n/a  krautkid 2017-03-21

True, I guess. The key to that clan is straight up in the name. Ass-amite.

n/a  krautkid 2017-03-21

True, I guess. The key to that clan is straight up in the name. Ass-amite.

n/a  TheTrueNobody 2017-03-21

You know its gonna be a fun campaign when one of the players is a white assamite with a katana.

n/a  80BAIT08 2017-03-21

Found Jims next video source.

n/a  MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-03-21

Mild telepathy and visions with rare clairvoyance definitely was and eye opener when I realized other people can't do those things.

Or you know, you're just a schizophrenic.

n/a  Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-03-21

I drew the special snowflake card when it came to the magical lottery.

Should have just stopped at the special snowflake part.

Also I implore everyone to check this person's werewolf/vampire hybrids post history. It's like a comet made of diamonds of diamonds were autism and delusion.

n/a  OldOrder 2017-03-21

/u/hooded_rat please succ me daddy

n/a  TheTrueNobody 2017-03-21

r/drama mods are vampires of the cocksucking variety

n/a  Joginder_Joestar_ 2017-03-21

Shit, I thought we destroyed the stone masks.

n/a  LovelyLeahMarried 2017-03-21

What did these people do before there were internet communities fueling their fantasies?