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Shut up You know literally nothing about vaginas

/u/Ludibelle how stanked is your puss?

Probably smells like vinegar and tar.

Pine tar or road tar?

The correct term is "Meat Hole".

She hasn't been an SRD mod in over a year 👿

but what if like

you got turned into a sheep

And what if the sheep consents tho.

Found the guy from Wales

Or New Zealand. Apparently Australia too.

rly makes u think huh

Sheep are the biggest sheep fuckers of all, them shits have sheep fucking as their prime objective

You can renounce to be Welsh or Kiwi tbh.

If you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep?

It's a lose/lose situation.

You fuck a sheep, you're a sheep shagger. Fuck a human and you're committing bestiality.

Beastiality = Bestiality

Kinda like that pig fucker, David Cameron was was Prime Minister of the UK?

You make it sound like he went to town on some moaning sow's dripping gash, pounding her into the ground as she squealed her need for his thick cum to fill her slimy corkscrewed pig cunt.

He just stuck his dick in the mouth of a decapitated pig's head. Does that really count as fucking?

You make it sound like he went to town on some moaning sow's dripping gash, pounding her into the ground as she squealed her need for his thick cum to fill her slimy corkscrewed pig cunt.

Bruh, I ain't into edging. Elaborate, please.

Sorry, that's all the human male on female pig erotica I have.

I did have a novella's worth of ERP logs about the haughty CEO who transforms into a talking sow, and how her sister, who was the one who cursed her in the first place, sends her to a farm with a bumbling caretaker and a lot of boars. And how the CEO strives to stay human in mind while fighting the throbbing demands of estrus, and the boars keep breaking into her pen, and while she fights them secretly she enjoys being crushed beneath their musky weight and pumped full of pig semen until it's flowing out of her in thick globs.

But I had remorse and deleted them. We never even got to the part where someone was going to steal her away, not knowing she could talk, and have her inseminated, and how her intelligence would drain away as the pregnancy progressed, only to return after giving birth. The literary climax would have been her decision to return to the kidnapper's farm, knowing she would be bred over and over again, each time losing a chunk of her humanity, until she lost her fertility and was butchered and eaten.

just some eton locker room banter

No, I suppose it counts as necrophillic(sp?) pig fucking.

Was he hard ?

not where i'm from

Why'd she get demodded?

Why'd /u/_lilPoundcake get demodded?

She quit on her own bc TiTrC was annoying her.

Titrc?

TAKEitTOrCIRCKEJERK.

TFW it's not tit remote control.

She had a hilarious post about it. I seem to remember the phrase "but he's kinda stupid" said on an offhand way.

TAKEitTOrCIRCKEJERK.

Do they pretend to be drag queens in that sub? Do they roleplay like we do here? Cos I don't think I voluntarily imagined every single one of that girl's words as spoken aloud by an overly sassy black transvestite. I feel like I could hear her gesticulations with her longass fake nails. I don't think I like that sub

Hot

I don't think I like that sub

Actually fucking kill yourself.

and here i thought you queers were nurturing and sweet

You're thinking of women.

you're right, my b

a man would never let his precious bussy stink of fish

What's the difference?

a man would never let his precious bussy stink of fish

sometime my dick smell like Italian sausage srs

that doesn't sound so bad. cooked or uncooked?

Raw but fully spiced , it doesn't smell as good as it sounds

and here i thought you queers were nurturing and sweet

Have you been to /r/TrollXChromosomes for more than 60 seconds?

it's all straights there

How does this phrase make you feel:

Snail trail.

That sounds like something that would be very enjoyable if I was into vaginas.

How can you hate a sub full of drama queens when you're on one right now?

Roleplay?! If you don't mean every word then you better just leave right now!

Take some advice from jasmine masters and wash your pussy and maybe it won't get infected all the time

lol overwashing can fuck up the ph balance and make them smell, so this one is the one that knows nothing about vagina

ugh you are still on this sub?

i thought u had killed yourself already

double replying, kys

ugh you are still on this sub?

i thought u had killed yourself already

I did, but turns out they'll let you make another account

Do better next time.

show me an example

http://m.wikihow.com/Permanently-Delete-a-Facebook-Account

I meant of you killing yourself, but I sincerely appreciate you taking the time and effort to provide a legit example.

check

ugh you are still on this sub?

i thought u had killed yourself already

do you need a friend? i'm lonely too...

yes 😔

YAY! we're friends now.

what are your things you like?

I like pussy ( with P not the ew B kind )

I like the beach

I like to surf

I like reggae music and punk music

I like most activities in the sun

I like bbq!

I like edgy humor and needless drama

and I like people <3

I like pussy ( with P not the ew B kind )

kys

after u

i like all those things too!

I'm listening to some Balkan ska it's pretty good, they're a bit more raw style in the Balkan's but it's got such an energy, really feels like it means something to them, know what i mean? it's got the firm grip of real soul.

shame we're not on a beach we could play it loud, have a dance around a little camp fire and grill some fruit.

I will give it a try

I dont like to dance though. I am shy and bad at it 😔

it's easy you just enjoy the music and move about, nothing to be shy about everyone things worse of someone just standing there dumbly than someone having a good time - and people like your more if you're a bit easy going, if you accept your imperfections and just enjoy yourself then other people will safer showing off their inperfections around you and that's what a friendship is, or even romance....

do you ever walk along the beach at night looking out at the Plutonian shore and wondering what life's all about? what do you think life's all about ThatOtherPromise?

this is too deep bro

I dont know, but owning a yatch and having a 9/10 hottie for a gf would be a start

or getting over my slight depression

whatever comes first

ahaha that's a good thing to think of when you look at the sea, it is pretty deep!

heh and i'm not sexist but get the yatch first and the women will follow... The depression, you can work on that while working towards the yatch - if you do little things that put you a bit closer to your dream then your brain will release reward chemicals that counteract the depressing chemicals and you'll feel better about the world. If you have a nice dream and trick your brain into thinking you're working towards it in a meaningful way then it'll be happy for you, imagine yourself retiring on a pleasure yatch and that everything you're doing is working towards that point and your brain will be proud of you and give you energy and hide your past mistakes from you because they're not important only the goal is important....

this is why you get those super driven people that do everything all the time for a million worthy reasons, they're like drug addicts for the inter-personal reward cycle... you don't need to be as mad as them but you can enjoy that buzz if you let yourself.

I mean life's always going to be hard and it's always going to have ups and downs but if you decide what you want and go for it then actually it's pretty fun a lot of the time...

Got any reggae recs? I listen to a fair amount of dub and never really gave reggae a chance outside of bob Marley and toots and the maytals

UB40?

try the congos if you like old roots and try protojoe and chronixx if you want to listen to something new

I like to surf

I like reggae music and punk music

Ah. San Diego.

Brazil!

Latin America in general really

I like reggae music and punk music

pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita

ewwww

Yeah!

Sublime is non-ironically my favorite band

Ew. You're not my favorite /r/drama reg anymore

ok one of my favorites

plus is only so cause I remenber having a good time in Brazil everytime I listen to it

I'm just kidding; sublime just reminds of the corniest shit in my youth / I associate it with potheads. Lot of it was fun tho

haha bands like sublime where I lived are/were more associated with surf beach and that kind of thing. There is a lot of "dudebros" in that kind of scene and I fucking love it

Ew nevermind

Are you a girrl? i just assume because of the flair.

'em

go, tim

also don't put fucking yogurt down there ffs there's medicine for that, and its not even that invasive

they also make vaginal probiotics

What about Gogurt?

I don't know what that is :(

This

wtf

It's yogurt.

For on the go.

Doesn't it get warm on the go? I can imagine tastier snacks than room temperature yogurt squeezed out of a plastic tube.

Late 90s-early 00's product designers weren't too smart.

I see them used for little kids more than "active adults on-the-go!". It's easier and cleaner for them than a cup and spoon.

Well yeah, if your kid is a tard

sounds like someone's jelly mommy didn't get them some Spongebob GoGurt

All kids are tards. It's kind of a prerequisite.

Doesn't it get warm on the go?

Not if you have an ice pack in your lunch bag.

You can freeze it too so by the time snack time rolls around it's still a decent temp.

or just eat them frozen since they are delicious that way

Yeah, there were three options for Gogurt:

1. Freeze it and eat it frozen straight from the fridge; good for a snack but it'd chill your teeth
2. Freeze it, throw it in a lunchbag. So long as you don't live on the fucking sun or something (or in Phoenix), it'll be a semi-frozen pulp that's fucking delicious on a hot day
3. Don't freeze it, just squeeze it directly into your mouth like some kind of fucking heathen

I can imagine tastier snacks than room temperature yogurt squeezed out of a plastic tube.

No, you can't, be-be.

It's tubular so it fits in your pussy better.

tru

Fuckin plebs don't know what gogurt is.

It's basically a vaginal yogurt applicator from what I can tell.

Don't fuck with rad raspberry

You never heard of these?

nahh, yogurt is not a desert where I'm at

lol

I thought you were Turkish

no

lol that's fucking mean to do to a Serb

They don't have vaginas where you're at?

fuck they put m&m's in yogurt now and even the ones that seem "healthy" have 25 grams of sugar in them

It's yogurt in a tube that you squeeze out, it's not different from normal flavoured yogurts but kids like it because it's more fun to eat. The other good thing about it is you can freeze the tubes and have frozen yogurt.

You should pump plenty of "yogurt" into it.

God, vaginas are so gross.

gay

As Jesus intended

If Jesus didn't want us to fuck bussy, he shouldn't have made bussy.

He didn't actually make any of those

Another reason why traps are superior

MWGTOWWOM when??

Always and forever, my dude!

Meow lil

Eww women are gross

No, just pussies

I guess you never lived with one? Women is nasty, love it though

Ideally vaginas should smell of money. If I had a vagina, it would probably smell of Guiness.

If failure had a smell, it would be your vagina

https://media.giphy.com/media/LKqDgLlK6SuIM/giphy.gif

if your money smells, you're handling coins

coins are peasant money, and you should be ashamed of your familiarity with it

My money smells like salty milk and coins, what do I do now?

stop storing it in ur mum's fishy flesh pocket

Stop being a sicko ofc

not rich enough to have a cocaine habit

hwat do coins have to do with cocain

if your money smells

user reports:
1: please shoot yourself in the face asap

i am sorry to have upset you, anonymous reporter :(

why the hell would you want it to smell like money dude thats gross

Because it's the only thing I can get it up for anymore.

LPC all over that fake bitch like FPH on fatgur.

I used to work for planned parenthood hunty. Your vagina gets infected when you don't bathe regularly and you put dirty things into your vagina.

It's not hard and this is some internalized misogyny hunny that you really need to work out in therapy

So pointing out biological processes is misogyny now? If trans people are mentally ill, where does that put drag queens on the crazy spectrum?

Also mentally ill but not as crazy as trans

/u/Ludibelle i genuinely never understand people like you

it's the internet. if you're wrong, why not just take the L and move on?

if you genuinely think you're right and /u/_lilPoundcake is just fucking stupid, why are you still replying?

it makes no sense. i mean, it's gotta be one of those two options right? what is going on in your head?

I didn't get into the core of the argument but in the conversation linked here it is seems like /u/_lilPoundcake is the one unwilling to let it go:

[–]Ludibelle 17 points 15 hours ago
Enough.

[–]_lilPoundcake -9 points 15 hours ago
im concerned for your wellbeing :(

[–]Ludibelle 15 points 15 hours ago
It was cute and funny at first, but now I'm asking you to stop. Because clearly this is an unhealthy fixation for you.

[–]_lilPoundcake -5 points 15 hours ago
BACTERIAL INFECTIONS NOT REAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE you

at that point you're like, three threads deep tho

not to mention, i'd say there's a difference between being mean spirited to someone who spent that long arguing over something they were simply wrong about and what /u/ludibelle was doing

I just read the linked threads, I didn't really get into how it started but I don't see a defined "reasonable" party here, both of them sound equally stubborn and autistic.

To me, the difference is one party owns a vagina and the other does not

I rent mine :(

that's no excuse for not knowing how to take care of your vagina

Yeah, just cause its a rental doesn't mean you shouldn't have the oil changed every 5,000 dick miles, and get your tires rotated every six months. Have a little respect y'know?

Noodles Delenda Est

They both own vaginas.

yes but LPC wears hers better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuzHxo5weFU

Fuck

>2017

>mods still jack each other off daily

sigh

i'm sorry for hurting your feelings, would you like us to include you next time so you don't feel left out? :(

pls no

i volunteer as tribute

Well I'm certainly going to need a quick self referential handie or I'm going to throw a fit

lmao memes

get back in irc cucclord

Work still got me some type of way. Someday soon bb

post bussy

S O M E D A Y C U C C L O R D

Cause I'm in too deep and I'm tryna keep, a hold of this thread...

I got over my aversion of fishy vag :)

Being a woman. Yuck.

Being a woman.

Aye bby

Does it taste good?

What is she even wrong about? I am so confused, they both seem to be saying the exact same thing but accusing the other of saying something different.

Shut up You know literally nothing about vaginas

I have one

post it then

Only if you post yours too hunny

i don't have one. just a rank and furry taint

I can work with thT

Stop being straight, faggot

never

cishet sexuality is the ultimate degeneracy. one day you'll all realize it

Trasvestism is cultural appropriation.

I was going to ignore these, but you need to look at the threads individually. I was done arguing on the first thread. The second user, to this moment is continuing to argue a point that is done and over with.

I was, and I still am, tired of it at this point. The second user is a child with obvious issues that I hope they can get worked out.

The harrowing 362 page story, This Is How Much I Don't Care, now on paperback.

Excuse me, it's a hard back copy of ripley's believe it or not signed by Venus delight.

Excuse lil, she is serbian, she cant avoid it

The second user is a child with obvious issues that I hope they can get worked out.

oh just ping her, we all know who you is talking about anyway (/u/_lilPoundcake ) but look at you trying to be cute and above-it-all

Tbh, I couldn't remember what their username was.

lol k

obvious issues like common sense and reading compression lol

comprehension*

rude

tru

I FELL OUTTA MY CHAIR

you prolly deserved to be cheated on, you uncoordinated animal

Probably, tbh.

Get one with a better load bearing.

I'm amazed it could bear your weight.

Well Brian....

....

....

I'm opening a boutique!

Just let it go dude.

You are the reason neckbeards coined the term "girl-on-the-internet syndrome."

you're just so full of assumptions! I didn't even reply to you honey

Stop putting yogurt in your vagina. That shits gross

It's a yogurt wash. It's a special soap for your pussy. It doesn't go into your vagina.

girl you nasty

For using soap? Okay. Werk.

Can I put some of my yoghurt in your vag?

Spoiler alert: it's not really yoghurt

No thank you. Spoiler alert: no thank you

🍆💦💦

☂️

you sound like you have a blue waffle

I was going to ignore these, but you need to look at the threads individually. I was done arguing on the first thread. The second user, to this moment is continuing to argue a point that is done and over with. The second user made the second thread. Not me. I really didn't interact with them much.

And on the third thread, I told them I was done and wished them the best.

I was, and I still am, tired of it at this point. The second user is a child with obvious issues that I hope they can get worked out.

By the time I'd moved on from the first thread I did little more than provide commentary and light trolling to the second and third threads. There was no reason for this to get so dramatic, but the second user decided to validate themselves by making a second thread entirely. I think that's important to note here. And I stopped replying to it long before this thread was even made. Check the timestamps, and yet the second user continued on their aggressive pussy fixation.

The third thread was my threshold and clearly stated I was done and yet the second user continues.

Wash your pussies, get regular checkups, eat probiotics, and have a great day.

That sub is the prove that toxic femininity exists

in my expert opinion /u/_lilPoundcake is the best and shouldn't change

You did miss a pretty good chance to shame her for being a /r/drama mod though, OP.

8 seasons +2

Anyone here understand what this means? lol.

That sub is the one that knows nothing about vagina.

a great example of why I stopped reading these shitty drama boards.

bye bitch, won't nobody miss you

Dude bro u/chipperz apparently had never touched a vag before

/u/ludibelle do you know so much about vaginas because you're a cunt or are you a cunt because you know so much about vaginas?

I'm cunt because I'm a cunt.

Damn, I love you.

✨ that's nice

hunty

Is this like, this bitch finally felt that "honey" didn't have enough implied venom but they really didn't want to outright call people cunts so they just borrowed the sting of the familiar consonant.

...reading further I have come to the conclusion that what I just said is probably false and this chick is likely just a Level 10 Retard.

does this prevent cis scum buildup

Fucking GOLD /u/JambeardReborn!

/bow

Fuck off fatty.

The only thing fat is my cock. It's fatter than your head

That comeback only works if I don't know what you look like, hambeard.

Last time I checked you don't follow me on Instagram you scotch egg

Uhm I don't really see how this is a burn. Because the average human head compared to a penis -- like a penis the size of a head would be disgusting and scary.

So, you played yourself.

Suck my ass

"I didn't write a book!!!"

proceeds to write a book

Oh /u/Ludibelle, you so crazy.

That was the joke bb.

Mmhmmm...

Mkay.

/u/Ludibelle how'd that secondhand pussy juice feel?

that made me want to vom, he should have had a whores bath at least

stank pussy smell like cool ranch doritos