Dimension jumpers get into a row over the word "porkies".

36  2017-03-22 by snallygaster

32 comments

Did you know that the bathtub was first marketed in north america as a horse trough and dog scalder?

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Dimension jumpers

Hold on wait what

They think that they can change dimensions or timelines or w/e if they will themselves to or something.

I have autism now.

"now"

Ok, worse autism.

Is it possible to go deeper than /r/drama autism?

/r/JonTron autism

Dude, you've had autism for a while.

fuk u bich ill fite u

shhh bby is ok

hmmmmmmmmm

Seriously /u/snallygaster do you have drama informants in every sub or is this all harvested by hand.

It is all hand-picked!

The one constant in all dimensions is their chromosome level.

Holy shit first the post about the irl vampires and their sub and now this? How do y'all find these subs. Teach me

TL;DR: Vaccines.

In this case I looked at someone's post history and found /r/dimensionjumping, so nothing too interesting.

I know who it is too

Lemme guess, it was that werewolf/vampire tard

Yups. Don't worry, he will totes get his revenge on drama with his magic spells

we can just shift dimensions to avoid him

Already shifted dimensions to fuck his interdimensional mother!

Shaking in my boots.

hey thats what I call pakistanis

Anyone else bothered by the amalgamation of pork pies and porkies when they don't rhyme?

Because I am seriously fucking bothered by this.

pork pies => porkie pies => porkies

the whole point of rhyming slang is that you contract it so the word doesnt actually rhyme any more.

Yeah, what is this guy doing, if words would still rhyme, it would be way too easy to decipher

"I'm going to the peeler to buy some mugs, watch out for the mops"

Porkies get the gulag desu

Look, go back to 981 where you came from.

Do they unironically believe that they're from different dimensions? Is this real?

It is real indeed

Even if this was a thing, these people would be crossing into alternate versions of our current timeline, not entirely different dimensions, which they would be unable to survive in their current forms.

A three-dimensional thing viewed from a fourth dimensional perspective is basically a long cronenberg-like smear thing with a million caterpillar limbs and an untold number of gibbering tongues trying to spew everything it's ever said at once.

Dimensions are not alternate realities. They are entirely different concepts even in bullshit sci-fi physics.