anybody else sometimes just piss in the sink because you don't want to have to bend down to lift up the toilet seat

29  2017-03-22 by BasicallyADoctor

29 comments

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Why would the toilet seat be down, hmm?

to contain the smells

Don't you flush?

this is how you show dominance over female roommates. leave the toilet seat up bitch.

>Female roommate

Should be fucking

No, and you should tell your shrink about this behavior next time you meet them.

I insert my penis directly into the water to pee.

HHAHHA

Not as enlightened as pissing in a parabolic arc in your mouth then dribbling it bowl.

I sit down, put my penis into the hole where the water comes out, and flush.

I've done this a few times

i have been doing a really good job not drinking soda lately for the past few weeks

but then like...i drank one

and it wasnt even that good really

im mad at myself

I haven't drank soda in 2 years

Stop diminishing his accomplishments

I... I remember

hey man if you fall of the wagon always remember you can get back on it. you got this faggot i believe in you

No, I've never reached that level of laziness.

Whatever man, this wasn't even supposed to be posted here, I was browsing the ol drama forum and has this revelation and I was trying to post it to a different​ subreddit but my phone automatically filled in the subreddit name as the one I was currently browsing

no it fits dw

having a dick helps

How is it lazy? It's just smart.. Wastes less water also

It's also gross, sinks are for cleaning hands/dishes/food.

I dont pee in the kitchen sink.. I pee in the washbasins in the bathrooms..

So, you pee in the bathroom sink, where people wash their hands and brush their teeth.

Yes.. Used to.. Not anymore since we moved to a new house.. The sink is way too high

My bathroom is alllllllllll the way upstairs so I think about it.