This looks nothing like Serena Williams

37  2017-03-23 by newcomer_ts

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The weird thing about the Braasch fight (and the BJK/Riggs) was that they don't seem to serve much purpose for the guys. If the guys win all they can really say is that there is a genetic/gender advantage that men have against women in this (and most) sports. Which doesn't really malign the women in the slightest and arguably most people already agree with.

But if the guys lose? Like Riggs did? That just makes them look bitch-made. I just don't see the point of doing this from the male perspective, and I think that's why the only male tennis players that go out for these are older/past their prime mid-tier players like Braasch and Riggs.

I agree completely, but would still love to see Roger Federer take Serena Williams to the woodshed.

It probably wouldn't even be close to a fight. But I still don't see the point. Serena may be a weaker player than Federer, but that in no way lessens how amazing a player she is, given that she is a woman. She has more Wimbledon trophies than almost anyone out there.

Shit she as more than Federer.

I get that, but I'm tired of people trying to say she's a better tennis player than he is. If she is that great, then she should start playing against men.

So I think it defines your definition of "great". For instance, I am not a great fighter. I've taken a fair amount of martial arts but I'm no badass. That said I'm 6'2" 240 and fairly well built.

So let's say I challenge the karate world champion to a standard MMA style match. In the preteen division. It's quite possible that I could destroy him/her. But does that make me better than him/her? It's not exactly a laurel I would hang on my wall.

Actually that's a lie I would totally hang that trophy up.

Go to hell

Yeah this is fucking America you god damn commies

Actually that's a lie I would totally hang that trophy up.

Hell yes!

I guess that depends. Is the karate world champ talking shit? I mean Serena Williams bot BTFD when she made comments about being able to beat any man ranked around 200 or something. That's how the Karsten Braasch match was started is her making a comment like that.

Now to the chumps who talk shit about mens champions and how much better Serena is, those people are dumbasses. All you have to do is look at the field to know that the men's lineups are much more competitive.

Oh yeah, I forgot about her talking shit, that definitely changes things.

She's changed her statement to under 300 or 350 or something. I doubt she wants to actually test that though.

At that point it's just getting embarrassing. For the same reason I don't see the point of men going after these things I also don't see the point of women going after them. Serena is arguably one of the best women's tennis players of all time, if not the best. What's the point in her potentially undermining her own achievement by saying that she could match up against someone in the 300 range on the men's side. What in the world does she have to gain from that?

I guess. It was kinda sad to see an old out of shape guy get whipped by a fit in her prime woman. Other than the fact that at that time it was assumed that any man could beat any woman at tennis, it didn't do a whole lot.

So what you are saying is you would love to celebrate wrecking a bunch of preteen pussies that are smaller than you?

Actually that's a lie I would totally hang that trophy up.

Yeah, fuck that kid up.

Karate to MMA? How is that similar to two people who play the SAME SPORT?

Boris Becker should become Berta Becker and win all the women's medals 20 years after retiring from man tennis.

I don't know if Becker could do it, but some guy that's ranked 250, and not making much on the men's circuit, could pull a Caitlin and get a lot of press coverage. He'd also probably be dominant. Plus the added benefit that if anyone questions the sincerity of his transformation all he has to do is call them a homophobe.

*transphobe

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Braasch was on his way out and did it for shits and giggles I think.

I also would have never heard of him otherwise.

Riggs dumped the match, blatantly threw it on purpose

No one posted this to the OP yet?

Not that I've seen.

well you know what to do.

That seems like way too much work.

for the fucking lulz man

Then I'd have to log into twitter and deal with their annoying format just to enjoy the lulz. What I should do is post that wikipedia link to /r/toomanychromasomes or something.

lol common man... if I had a twitter I would do it for us

Someone else took the bait.

link

It's like the third one down when you follow the link of this post.

ohhh now the drama is getting good LOL

I hate Twitter's format and now I've been looking at it multiple times today.

i dont even really understand how it works lol

Neither do I really. It's a stupid idea, that somehow got popular because of braindead teens with the attention span of a gnat.

So she was 19 when they had that match?

I believe so. It was back when they were young and the hottest thing since sliced bread.

BRAASCHE'D

Braasch said the big difference was that men can chase down shots much easier, and that men put spin on the ball that the women can't handle.

I love this man.

My wife always gets confused when I put a lot of spin on my balls. That's when I put it in her butt.

The women go nuts after seeing him smack his balls with that level of finesse.

Pete Sampras is still better than any of these current tennis folk. I love that hairy fucker. Fight me.

Serena's muscles make me all tingly inside.

You want her to peg you, don't you?

I do tbh

I'd be open to it.

Thats a funny way to spell Steffi Graf!

People who know nothing about tennis mad that Serena isn't named number one.

/u/kn0thing delete this

I mean, you can't be the greatest athlete AND have a juicy booty. That would be unfair.

Djokovic 23 Federer 22

/u/kn0thing would you rather bang your wife or rafael nadal?

They can't say a steroid user is #1 can they?

Guarantee these people don't even watch tennis

>female """""""""athletes"""""""""

O I am laffin.