Guy thinks his therapist is secretly a CIA agent sent to spy on him.

9  2017-03-23 by IAmAN00bie

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Being this delusional. Holy fuck.

I agree, n00bie needs to see a therapist if he thinks he belongs on /r/drama.

This was actually kind of depressing to read.

"I'll just type it while I'm munching on this 2am sandwich, and I'm going to be a bit sloppy:"

Someone should remind him that the carbs before bed is a CIA tactic to blunt your mind in the morning.

And SSRI's don't do jack. The funny part is that there was literally a conspiracy with big pharma and doctors to get SSRI's to best-seller categories despite no proven effect beyond placebo and that's the one conspiracy he doesn't believe.

/u/leavemealoneaholes you need to go public with this! PM me and we will talk. Do you have an agent or publicist? Don't worry, I gotchu fam.

"Guy" here. Her name is Anita Walker, LPC. Kill her if you wish, I'm sure she's not too longer for this world anyway. :-)

When you get banned from Reddit don't blame the CIA.

Fine with me. Tons of IPs, and plenty of knives.

Try harder next time.

We don't want you in Europe.

Oh, you do. Don't worry too much from these posts. The tech and jobs I bring is well worth the few oddest from my personality.

Besides, Russia is looking far more promising than the.. Muslim-friendly-place you;ve created.

I highly recommend the bullet-proof vests and not walking around in crowded placed near Christmas.

No fooling, I legit hope that you consider seeing a therapist again when you've finished the move. Persecutory delusions are incredibly common among sufferers of bipolar disorder, schizoaffective disorder and paranoid schizophrenia, and while obviously none of us can diagnose you with any of those based solely on your reddit posts, it's certainly seems to me that you are suffering from a delusion of persecution that requires professional attention.

It's likely that your condition, whatever it is, will cause you to read the tone of my post as oppositional and accusatory but I feel that the behaviour you have demonstrated is genuinely something worrying and I'd be remiss if I did not at least appeal to your rational side. It sounds like you had a nice small business going before this took over your life, and with the help of your obviously loving and supportive wife as well as professional therapy and possibly medication, I'm confident you can get better and reassert control over your life.

You're stronger than this, man. I mean it. Don't let this rule over you.

It is cute, but you write much for little that you know of me than a few words.

You're coming from a place fo good, so it's all good, but you can believe me or not when I state that the deep state has harness the powers of the Earth's magnetosphere for going-ons that are not of a good nature, unfortunately.

Sorry if I rambled, I was trying to communicate that I genuinely care about you and what you're going through even though I don't know you, and that I'm not trying to troll you or make fun of you. If and when you're ready to reconsider professional care, please know that there are people who have your interests at heart and that it's never too late to reach out to them.

You think that you understand but if you knew a fucking thing, you wouldn't make an ass of yourself:

https://np.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/60yzyf/what_an_interesting_document_nsacia_subcontractor/dfb63o0/

Could you please tell me what came across as threatening to you? I would never threaten someone, so I would like to avoid such phrasing in the future if it comes across as threatening.

What happened to your wife, she a spy too?

I never said I was a spy. She's fine, thanks.

I meant too as in alongside your therapist.

Although with Alex jones recent reveal as a CIA plant, why should we believe you aren't gaslighting us?

I don't think that working for the cia (or some sorta intel agency) automatically makes someone a spy... maybe a spook? Weirdos, that's for sure.

I'm not even sure how my posts could be used as gaslighting. I just post what I believe to be happening, while the little "clicky" sounds keep going, in what seems to be protest to me talking about this BS.

Like... am I just going to be a bitch and take this without at least making the most meager attempt to tell the world? Fuck that, and fuck them.

I just post what I believe to be happening

So you say. Alex jones said the same thing, then we learn he's in the government's pocket.

I'm not even sure how my posts could be used as gaslighting

Maybe not gaslighting exactly, but definitely a diversion tactic. Similar to why they don't reveal what's at Area 51, they want people looking there and not other places.
You and people like you put out "truth's" that are actual breadcrumbs that lead to nothing, just keep people guessing, keeping them busy, never really leading towards anything.
Think of it as "busy work".

You're giving my abilities too much credit. ;-)

You're not going to be able to deflect away from me. I know what you're doing.

muahahahahaha, you've caught my evil scheme! Now, back to my lair!

dumbass

That feeling you're getting right now.
Remember that feeling, because that's how your therapist feels about you.

so predictable

Same.

Please don't post PI. Its against one of reddit's cardinal rules.

As an aside, I hope things get better for you man. If you want to talk at all, I can (either here or in PMs are fine) and am here.

What do you think is the reason why you think you're being targeted?

I removed the comment.

There is no "think", the targeting has been verified by others, and measuring tools, and Wireshark (NSA connections and "questionable" (read possible CIA/sub-contractor)) servers.

I come from the old web, so I'm more out spoken about things. Normally more about people being generally evil, or governments tricking the populace with seemingly evil/bad intentions/outcomes.

So I'm not sure which thing it was, probably multiple things. US gov armed ISIS to the fucking teeth, literally an army's worth of stuff, humvees, missles, guns, the works. Bush liked to fuck little boys, apparently... and on and on, just the same old stuff you read on this subreddit, but occasionally I am the one who puts it together, the links, the patterns, w/e.

They seemed to have called me "dangerous mind" and "criminal mind", or so I think... possibly. "Brain2Bury" is written on my router, and not by me... strange.

So who knows, but they're assholes, kind of dumb (but for leadership), sometimes, and absurdly powerful/resource heavy.

It's like being in a B movie, kind of thriller/horror, for the last 1.5 years or so. It sucks.

Guys please don't make fun of /u/leavemealoneahole he clearly needs real psychiatric help. Or to unlock his hidden memories and become Jason Bourne.

My therapist tried to convince me to sleep with women, because he thought it would help me open up emotionally. I never get cool therapists!

/u/leavemealoneaholes ummm idk wat 2 say. o, what is ur flavorite meme 🤔🤔🤔 😊😊😊

Probably the meme prez Trump.