What's better, Snallygaster's "boring" posts or shitty agenda-posting? OP takes up arms to defend his low-effort submission

30  2017-03-24 by PoorLilMarco

95 comments

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too much reading tbh I just want to see people mad and cussing for no reason

kys

y ;_;

Rude.

big dumb stupid jerk idiot

This was a very tough thread to read, since I love /u/snallygaster's posts, but I'm also very good friends with /u/John_Ketch

Why can't you guys just get along?

that's honestly kinda surprising, i had no idea anyone liked /u/john_ketch

honestly tho, all i really remember about him is that he's always super upset about internet stuff, and he was literally too retarded to figure out the submit link button after we returned from being approved submitters only

Although it might seem like /u/John_Ketch is upset about internet stuff to those who don't know them well, they're actually constantly in a neutral opinion

my, what a regular fellow. and what believable things he's saying in there

It's really hard to tell the difference between being upset when you're upset 90% of the time and disguise it with lower caps and "stay salty chad" oh so funny memes, right, /u/riemann1413

upset

happy

links to my comments

You must be really upset dude.

i didn't link to your comments?

But it'll be the next thing you do when I say I'm not upset. Don't be confused, it's the first time you've argued against a psychic.

Honestly, I can't be the only person who has noticed all these meta shitposters have the same response when you call them out.

be momentarily offended

copy and paste same withering remark over and over until their ego is satisfied or they have the last word.

constant

neutrality

neutrality

Too late sucker. How does it feel being out shitposted?

constant

neutrality

constant

neutrality

You realise you're proving who is actually still upset by posting this comment every time you see my username. I'm flattered but you really need to let it go dude, you lost that one.

Hiya bestie, I was sticking up for you in this thread. We both know that whenever you act like you're upset, you're actually just pretending to be upset in order to troll people. Sorry that your secret is out now, but it's better than having people think you actually are a sensitive soul

Hiya bestie, I was sticking up for you in this thread.

I know, I just act mean to you so my real life friends don't know I'm friends with an autist.

better than having people think you actually are a sensitive soul

Sounds like hell

you lost that one.

you can always tell when someone is unemployed when they unironically mention winning or losing on internet forums

u sav AF, creamann

thx 4 recognizing the hustle fam

As opposed to the guy who is actually unemployed. I mean, you were shitposting at 1am on a Friday, either you're unemployed and claiming benefits or you're working a job that is the equivalent of being unemployed and claiming benefits.

neutrality

constant

neutrality

constant

John Ketch, FuckURedditor, and... I can't remember the last one, but there was a third I'M NOT MAD GRRRRRR user around here too.

I can't believe that you're throwing shade at /u/GhostofRFS without naming names

Eh, they occasionally are only annoyed instead of NOT MAD.

In the words of Young Thug, "Put some names on that shit lil boy"

The name you're looking for is /u/Prince_Kropotkin. The word that triggers hil is "Gamergate". This is his story...

DID SOMEBODY SAY GAMERGATE??

GAMERGATE IS STILL RELEVANT IN 2017 BELIEVE ME PLEASE

Yes. Do you, by chance, not care about gamergate? And if so, could you please expand on that at length?

gamergate is hitler make a thread about it

hil

Freudian slip? Clinton-lover confirmed.

bernie would have won

This but unironically, unironically

Not sure if it's the one you mean but there's a guy called GayOpinion who effortposts in almost every single drama thread recently.

that's honestly kinda surprising, i had no idea anyone liked /u/john_ketch

Hard to have any idea when you can't tell the difference between mocking and joking, riemann. You're one of the most boring, obnoxious shitposters on the subredddit. I'm surprised you didn't figure out how to slip a "mayocide when??!" In this comment.

let's get that noodles pasta in here

haha i never realized it before but 'noodles pasta' is pretty amusing

Speak in English, not meta

i'm just always slightly miffed that pasta is the one that caught on instead of hammer's masterpiece penned in the same thread

dude, that was when you were still approved submitters only. L O L

it actually wasn't, it was like a full day later. there was a stickypost and everything on the front page and everything, and other randos were making posts just fine. which is why you got the response you did. but i would never expect you to be capable of reasoning through something like that, oh gosh no

it actually wasn't, it was like a full day later. there was a stickypost and everything on the front page and everything, and other randos were making posts just fine. which is why you got the response you did. but i would never expect you to be capable of reasoning through something like that, oh gosh no

ok i believe you

user reports:
1: This idiot mods 80 subreddits and is literally playing the "I'm so aloof and uninvested" card.

it's so weird how many people comment on metareddit enough to be on drama without knowing how much of it works lol

Somebody is really, really mad about your #coolkids status in meta reddit and can't keep their finger off the report button. They don't even have the saving grace of being funny about it, smh.

some people just hate friendship :'(

Somebody is really, really mad about your #coolkids status in meta reddit

Please, keep your cringy meta reddit shit on IRC, don't pollute the sub with it, damn.

I don't irc

user reports:
1: This idiot mods 80 subreddits and is literally playing the "I'm so aloof and uninvested" card.

Only 80? What a peasant.

i'm sorry daddy i'll be better next time

...I have the most confusing boner right now.

search your soul, you know it's not confusing

The bishop said the same thing to me when I was six. :(

...I have the most confusing boner right now.

138? Meh.

It's actually 160, but 22 of them are exclusive clubs that obviously do a good job of keeping the common rabble such as yourself out.

160? Meh.

Wow, just looked at your page. I see I am in the presence of royalty. Apologies.

I forgive you boo

Thanks bae ily <3

user reports:
1: Is genuinely retarded enough not to understand why this doesn't make him less of a loser
1: Can't help but defend himself from anon reports because he has nothing but reddit

You have so many fans.

user reports:
1: Is genuinely retarded enough not to understand why this doesn't make him less of a loser
1: don't listen to them you are loved
1: Can't help but defend himself from anon reports because he has nothing but reddit

there's a third report now!

Why can't you guys just get along?

Look at the subreddit name

For what it's worth most off site """"(((drama)))"""" is fucking boring horseshit and people who post it should be burned alive after being savagely raped.

As a person snally is cool tho

Drama used to actually have some drama on it even if it was well poisoned bullshit from Pisslords targeting anyone they can't run off the site with blatant harassment.

Now, since its dying (dead, really) they're desperately trying to turn it into another SRSsucks/SJsucks/Tumblrinaction/socialjusticeinaction/degenerates etc etc they're basically all the same subs with different levels of how hard the tryhards perform for attention. And to try and pump more blood into the dried out corpse that is their subreddit they rely on harassment through @ing people to try and get them to come in there and start something.

Basically another hive of, as I say: Douche signalling. Whoever can edge-douche the hardest has the highest value and definitely never even looked at tumblr. Hallowed be his Steam handle.

idk if this is copypasta or not but it isn't wrong about us

it is copypasta, from the famous IrbyTremor

Damn after she btfo thermodynamics she btfo our stupid asses.

Also, why the fuck isn't she a mod here?

Drama in a subreddit about drama, color me shocked.

Black face is so trendy

This is fake news

Inevitably any post with snally in it deteriorates into mind-numbing boredom. I salute you /u/John_Ketch keep doing the lord's work.

This sub is a shit-show from start to finish. Complaining about the quality of ANY posts is fucking retarded. If you come here for good content then honestly what the fuck are you doing with your life.

Also fucking lol @ /u/LadyVetinari please off yourself at your earliest convenience

The Lord calls and I answer.

Slapfights between r/drama users are boring. Watching someone who thinks they are not retarded is much more fun

You are boring.

Yo momma

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u/snallygaster's submissions are 100% boring who-cares trash where you can't even userping anybody because they all died of cholera back in the 1890s when that shit was first posted, and it's hilarious to see her bitch about anyone being "like negareddit but for the other side" when she's a (((subredditdrama))) moderator which by her own admission is literally negareddit/srs/cb2. Pull the beam out of your own eye first you hypocrite, you're just bitching about agendaposting because you have the opposite agenda and anything that makes feminists look stupid hurts your precious fragile girl feelings.

lol mad

no u

Anyone who cares about this should kys honestly