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Point in case. Islam needs to be destroyed.

DEUS

VULT

DEUS VULT

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the helmet.

That's 756 Deus Vults recorded! We are 6.0431655% of our Deus Vult goal to reclaim the 12,510 hectares of the Holy Land.

We will take Jerusalem!

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the helmet.

The safety helmet like for mentally retarded kids.

I too wear my by bicycle helmet to work. Protects from retard fork attacks.

It's to protect you from yourself

You are the superhero I really can get behind.

REMOVE

KEBAB

Bismillah, death to the infidels

Insha'Allah, it shall be done.

Bismillahirrahmanirrahimi

DOUCHE

BAG

How is the anti-Islam/Pro-Gay poster upvoted and normal Islam guy downvoted in /r/Islam

Posts in Shit Neck Beards Say

ShitAmericansSay

ou lot were more than happy to jump on the Ted Cruz zodiac killer meme, the Gerry Adams IRA meme, the Jeremy Corbyn anti-semite meme,and the Hillary Clinton email meme, but when someone makes a meme about your precious overlords you conservatives get really pissy all of a sudden dont you?

The people who made Ted Cruz memes didn't also make Mike "Like Other Men, The Dials going to Ten" Pencememes?

Meme gaslighting in current year+2 smh

Mike "Deus Volt" Pence is right.

It depends on whether or not the thread got mainstream attention. I've seen ultra-conservative views up voted there before in small threads that don't get too much attention, and the sub has some legit Islamists.

Personally I prefer to call him "Mike 'Ten amps to the nipple clamps' Pence"

Mike "A prayer a day keeps Freddy Mercury in the grave" Pence

Mike "zap the gays with Tesla rays" Pence

Mike "Amperes for the queers" Pence

Mike "give them a shock and they won't love cock" Pence

How is the anti-Islam/Pro-Gay poster upvoted and normal Islam guy downvoted in /r/Islam

It got linked to SRD twice

But they never brigade. U/Phedre said so.

You mean Mike "crave the cock, get a shock" Pence?

Or Mike "lightning strikes for bull dykes " Pence?

Maybe Mike "if you're bi you're gonna fry" Pence?

Perhaps Mike "transgender transistor" Pence?

Wtf? Why dont we have a wall? Those fucking terrorist are inside now?

Im sure that they shitpost in /r/europe

Anyone know what the Arabic script in this [fine piece of art] is?

NSFW cucks

That pig is bored as fuck.

Saved the pic since it reminded me of when I was getting pegged on prom night.

People that are ugly like you don't go to prom, they stay at home and peg themselves.

Loser

Don't you talk about my wall mount like that

NSFW cucks

When t_d send their users, they're not sending their best. I propose building a fire wall tbh

I think the upper left part is Bismillah It looks like it at least.

Illegal for Canadians.

human-like penis instead of a spiral pork donger

Absolutely haram.

Awful comments in there. Lots of Homophobia, anti atheist views and so on.

Pretty standard fodder for that sub.

What this thread needs is an appearance from /u/mrsamsa to remind us all that we are the bigots.

Why would I call someone criticising homophobes a bigot?

Isn't that more of a typical 'reddit moderate' position, where the "true bigots" are those who are intolerant of other people's intolerance?

http://imgur.com/TGCxnwa.jpg

Your link doesn't work.

Huh, I cleaned it up in ninja edit. I'm on mobile and it works for me. Regardless, it's basically Sam Harris saying you're a dipshit.

Firstly, I don't see how the comments relates to any position I hold. Am I supposed to be in disagreement with the idea that there's a problem with Islam that needs to be criticised?..

Secondly, come on. It's Sam Harris. Isn't being in disagreement with Harris a general sign that you're on the right track in life anyway? So even if he did think I was a dipshit, that seems like an enormous compliment. It'd be like Deepak Chopra telling me that I didn't understand science.

anti atheist

Implying that's not in accord with the words of Allah and his prophet Muhammad(PBUH).

How can you disbelieve in Allah when you were lifeless and He brought you to life; then He will cause you to die, then He will bring you [back] to life, and then to Him you will be returned.

-Surah 2:28

sounds retarded tbh fam

I see you are stuck in the Jahiliyyah, the ignorance from before the revelation of Muhammad. Often we are derided for coming from the 7th century, but who are they to judge when they live in a mindset from even earlier.

May Allah guide you to enlightenment.

Or how would you feel about an elderly person marrying an infant (and having sexual intercourse with said infant)?

/u/mamtur like Aisha?

His only internet life is being Shia

Shia did say "just do it" and "don't let your dreams be dreams"

Woah man you can't just bring up how Mohamad raped little girls. That's insensitive to their culture.

Rape culture is culture, and must be respected.

Checkmate, intersectional feminists.

I thought he just rubbed his dick between her things until she was old enough. There were enough other women around to rape that I don't think it was that urgent anyway.

So that's okay? That he just kinda rubbed it around down there like a not subtle guy trying to fuck?

I'm not saying it's your logic but it's fucked up logic

It was 1500 years ago. Compared to the other stuff that went on back then that's pretty normal.

Cool. So what depraved, fucked up shit can I do this afternoon? This new attitude is so liberating. After all, in 1500 years some tolerant non- gender specific person-borg will totally understand and not judge me at all.

You can only commit sex crimes that were considered normal 1500 years ago if you follow an ideology that encourages doing so.

Protip: if your ideology was supposedly inspired by a mentally ill person having conversations with supernatural beings, then it becomes a religion, which means it's a hate crime if anyone criticizes you.

So what depraved, fucked up shit can I do this afternoon?

Just follow your normal routine. It will probably be considered fucked up either way.

No kink shaming

Actually it wasn't Mohammed that did that, there are a few scholars that advocate for it however. The current consensus among historians is that Mohammed actually waited until she menstruated at the age of 9 to fuck her.

Ah, much better.

Phew, he was just a harmless ephebophile.

as drama is such high levels of sarcasm irony and other such things and i have can barley understand such things.

is this a joke because if so hahahaha if not your shooting a little high there

I find I'm at my least ironic when I'm banging 9 year olds. That's the only time I can be myself.

yup i have lost the ability to comprehend so i shall spell out my joke

ephebophile means fucking lads and lasses 15-19 i do believe thats shooting a little high on the lets mock the pedo defenders

/u/BedouinMau why do you take out your own inadequacy on the English?

Actually I'm a supporter of aboriginal rights.

genuine white person confirmed

Yes! I'm featured on /r/Drama! Fucking with some random stranger paid off!

😄

You hit the lottery dude, SRD covered the thread as well.

Yes, but this is the only way I can get your attention! :3

Well it worked bb <3

munches /u/distoredline's butt

Yes! I'm featured on /r/Drama! Fucking with some random stranger paid off!

Oh yeah, just fucking around with 'em, pullin' their chain, eh? This isn't a one-off thing; you're a loon.

And yes, I can dismiss every criticism of the Middle East when it privileges Western values (read: traditions). There's nothing sexist about observant Muslims (of specific legal traditions) refusing to shake hands with members of the opposite sex. The only people who take issue with that are the YT feminists who are too busy frothing at the mouths to pull their heads out of their asses and stop projecting their ugly people's cultural traditions onto the rest of us and the self-hating Arabs with internalised White Supremacy who need to prove their "civilised" status by championing ugly YT traditions.

I love this shit. Even dumbshit, Islamophile liberals find this sort of rhetoric abhorrent. Perfect.

Love seeing you so pressed!

I want you to be one of my 72 virgins

Gonna ride you hard daddy.

Flip it and reverse it, cowboy

Funny you should say that, the "72 virgins" was actually changed from "72 grapes". source

...but seriously, I hope every Muslim gets droned.

I don't think Amazon has expanded its drone operations outside of select places in the US.

Fortunately, the Air Force has me covered.

Wow. Cutting healthcare to the poor, but letting the Air Force deliver dildos to the rest of the world?

Well at least I don't have to worry about my toys being confiscated at the airport.

Who do you think you're kidding? Kebabs fuck kids, not dildos. Mohammed (Predators Fire Upon Him) showed you the way.

Do people fuck dildos?

Da fuck you talkin about? The TSA is gonna find your dildos no matter how far you shove them up your butt, thanks to random screening your terrorist ass.

Do I look like I live in the Castro District?

I put them in my bag. I don't have the endurance to "ride" a dick throughout the entire plane ride.

You know what they say, a drone a day keeps the muslims away.

There's so many cool religions out there. Why'd you choose such a gay one?

Because I'm too straight. God said, Adam and Steve. Not Adam and Eve.

Yeah, nothing says "too straight" like ranting about the gays. My favorite part is when you try to call it a "lifestyle" in an effort to bolster your resistance to your own dick slurping urges.

My favourite part is where he confuses his lifestyle as a European gay male as being the baseline for all other queer people across the world.

So you're fine sucking dicks as long as they aren't European? Seems pretty closed minded tbh.

wow ur culture is so quirky and unique cause ur gays fuck 7 year old boys instead

> be an arab muslim

> entire religion and culture has been centered around colonial projects for centuries

> get cucked hard by superior Western colonial powers in the 19th and 20th century

> uh guys I don't like colonialism anymore

Jokes aside I do feel somewhat bad about the whole thing. But idle resentment will get you nowhere. This whole posture of Arab supremacy is just totally transparent. Like, it's obvious that deep down you don't even really believe it. Compare, for example, Arab supremacy to white supremacy or Japanese supremacy. You don't see white people or Japanese people going around telling anyone who will listen how great their culture is. They don't even really "hate" other cultures, they are just quietly convinced of their own superiority, and if others don't see that superiority it doesn't bother them, because everyone else is inferior and wouldn't understand it anyways.

This is also true of Persians, and probably explains why Iran hasn't come under the claw of Western influence like much of the Arab world has, and why Persians are universally recognized as the superior brown people. Persians have a sort of genuine arrogance that Arabs lack, and none of the resentment so prevalent in the Arab world. You can tell when you meet a Persian that they think they're better than you, and people respect that. Conversely, when you meet an Arab it's immediately obvious that they secretly see themselves as inferior, and they resent you for it.

It's really quite sad. Arab culture used to be great, and I'm sure at some point in history there was a genuine sense of superiority among Arabs. But after being humiliated by the West for so long they've completely lost it.

>whines about white imperialism

>ignores islamic imperialism

>loves to behead the non-believers

show goat pussy.

when desire is transformed into an identity with cultural traits and consumer habits then it's a lifestyle.

Lmao u actually believe this 😂😂😂😂

For every one bigot who is religious there are n number (n > 1 or > 10 or no idea, but definitely more than 1) religious ones who understands your pain and would stand with you.

Since everyone is distracted by the whole abomination-before-Allah thing, I just wanted to point out what is possibly the most /r/iamverysmart comment in the history of reddit hiding way down at the bottom.

I appreciate the sentiment, I really do, but...

You know your religion is a problem when you have Buddhist monks attacking you.

"attacking"

This is the kind of discussion that does nobody any good.

So is this thread

So is reddit.

So is humanity.

This but unironically.

Hey /u/BedouinMau, muhammad suck cocks in hell. Just wanted you to know. Love and kisses :)

In occupied Aboriginal and Palestinian land

That ship has sailed, fam. We ain't leaving this continent, so way no how. You'll just have to get used to it.

Think of all the sticks they invented though

They would have been a glorious empire by now, armed to the teeth with all sorts of sticks we can't even dream of

You'll just have to worry about my wall mount like that.

Don't you talk about my toys being impounded at the bottom.

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What a fucking disaster that thread is.

R E L I G I O N O F P E A C E

Cutting healthcare to the heathens.

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Just like kebab should be

muhammadanism was a mistake

Because there are terrible human beings (like you) who are willing to support White supremacist fascists in occupied Aboriginal and Palestinian land and thus put the lives of brown and black people in danger because other people don't agree with their (your) lifestyle.

/u/BedouinMau but wait what does that have anything to do w/ Islamophobia? Islam is not race, and any person of any race can join Islam.

Don't be ridiculous. Everyone knows if you convert to Islam you become a Tusken and if you convert to Judaism you become a Toydarian. If you convert to Hipsterism you become a Wookie.