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I can't get over how these people thought the Instagram posts were creepy. Just how fucking dumb are all these people

the posts with all the sexualized paintings of children and murder?

if you got turned on looking at those paintings I am genuinely concerned for you. Otherwise I would not consider them sexualized. Or lets see the "jeffrey dahmer victim" statue. When it was actually a statue of a woman orgasming from some random old book. Or the TERRIFINGLY CREEPY photo of a kid with her hands taped to the table. my god, how gross. No one has ever dared to play with tape like that before.

Wow, slow down there. You're gonna give him a raging hard-on at this rate.

All of that sounds creepy actually

kids taped to walls is a thing

I saw some video on YouTube of some anti-vaxxer nutjob bitch making one of her daughters try to tape the other one's hands and she was obviously pretending to not be able to because her batshit mother had coached her. The woman was sperging out about how it was PROOF THAT PIZZAGATE WAS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL

It's still real to me dammit

It was a Russian plant. Why are you guys so gullible?!?

Yes.

Yes

Remember when he went on CNN to talk about some conspiracy and started blabbing about a shiltoad of conspiracies a million miles a minute to make all of us look like loons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XZvMwcluEg

YES

The name infowars is now familiar with the MSM and we're getting quite big...

iYes

In the letter Alex was reading he was convincing the listeners/viewers that they were saying it because it was the right thing to do. Not because they were being attacked by lawyers. So either you're getting fired or he was lying.

YEes

SPLC is far left leaning but they do have a 2014 membership list posted. You can find Conway, Bannon, Josh Duggar, General Albert Stubbleline, and several conservative media moguls past and present have been in previous dossiers. Scrolling through the current list and Google will yield some interesting results. General A.S. who has a long history of disinformation to the UFO community, 9-11 truthers, and was involved in Central America and Grenada during the 80's. My problem is why doesn't Jones want us to know that he is at this organization's beck and call and has attended their conferences in the past. He isn't an independent or alternative media outlet and is the literal definition of a limited hangout.

Almost as good as the website I found about how Gay and pro-Jewish Alex Jones is written by Nazis.

I love when they speculate about how clearly Jones must have been threatened with a lawsuit. It's like yes, that's how libel works, especially when you're claiming people are cannibalistic pedos relying on the proof of some basement dwellers on the internet. Can't really say a more serious accusation than labeling someone a pedo, so you best have some evidence to back it up if you don't want some serious backlash

Shhh, logic is triggering for them.

You'd think they'd start to realize that all they are eating is bullshit. Pizzagate is hardly a big thing compared to 9/11 being an inside job. But why haven't forces come to silence them on that issue? They don't have a compelling answer for that

Or why the US government didn't plant nukes in Iraq to justify the invasion. Or why they didn't brainwash Iraqis so they could skip out on the whole Afghanistan thing.

Trumpcare got btfo and now this? We need to celebrate with a Pizza Party!!

jfc!

I don't understand your comment because it doesn't have a link to a 48 minute youtube video.

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lol is he suddenly trustworthy now is he

No, just a laughingstock (as usual). Also fat.

fat

Excuse me he hit that Anthroplex and is looking solid, thicc, and tight

well you believe him when he says pg isnt real so clearly you think hes worth trusting now

surely if hes as untrustworthy as you say then it must be real

yeah he is fat tho

Nah, it's just funny as fuck, never seen him apologize before. Wonder if he'll admit SUPER MALE VITALITY FILTERS are a scam next.

never seen him apologize before.

Alec Baldwin, good niche drama

more likely that he was threatened tbh

he doesnt usually back down on anything, this just makes it more likely that pg is real

check mate

Can someone redpill me on what happened to Madeleine McCann

She was turned into pizza topping.

Hopefully it wasn't pineapple

I heard it involved brown sauce

Hopefully it was HP and not the brown sauce I just made and forgot to flush (wife yelled at me)

wife

interesting name for your Hatsune Miku body pillow.

A child Madeleine, her brother, and her parents went on Holiday to Portugal. Her parents decided to go out to dinner with friends but didn't want to take the kids, so they left them in the hotel on the pretence that they'd stay put. They didn't, and when they returned Madeleine had gone. The Portuguese police were pretty shit at their job and the UK tabloids have been making bucks off the sensationalism of story regularly since every time any tiny thing happens. S

o far there isn't really to much of an answer as to what happened, but she's probably dead by now as it was at least 5 years ago.

Look at the drawings of the men who allegedly abducted her

Ah I remember this. The Tony Podesta one is defintiely pushing it but the John Podesta one is fairly similar.

You're blind the Tony one is fairly similar and the John one is extremely similar. Not that that means it was them.

except those drawings are photofits of a single person, given by different witnesses.

So what this implies is one of many things:

• One or the other of the Podesta brothers was cloned when they were children, and that clone is the evil demon that is kidnapping children.
• Sperm and ova 'samples' were taken from the Podesta parents, and used to create a test tube baby that was raised to be an evil demon kidnapping children.

Based on this information, it is way more serious than we ever thought. /s

I think that's the plot to one of the Metal Gear Solid games.

Imagine how many cheese-pizzas we could diddle with an army of Podestas.

It will be 10 years on 3rd May. Honestly doesn't seem like that long ago.

Holy shit - I can't believe that.

I really wonder how much money the Daily Mail has milked from this thing since then.

Abducted in Portugal; witness description of two abductors to police sketch artist looks exactly like the Podesta brothers, who happened to be in Portugal at that time.

Noobie I realised I never got to know you as a person and a human being, only as a 24h agendapushing robot.

So, how is your life going? what are u gonna do this weekend?

I also am tired if people pushing the "anti retard" agenda 😂

Bro, you are one of the icons of posting shit and having people take you seriously, take a week off posting, go camping with your vacation time get back in touch with nature.

You come back willing to know when not to pull the trigger on shitposting it helps so much.

Filter your bodies shitposting response you know?

im on my couch right now with my foot up on ice because I just got a cyst removed from my ankle (not making a cancer joke here, i actually posted pictures of it a while ago) and I can't even put weight on my left leg so how tf will I do that? All i can do is just sit here and not camp unless maybe i could go camping in my backyard - lol but then I would still have wireless fi from my house - foiled again! 😂😂

Yea, sorry I expect people to be at my level of living with nature. (unironic)

If you find a place with waste/water supply you can camp there even with a bum leg. ( You have a crunch and still camp )

The trick to camping in your own backyard is to act like your house doesn't exist.

If your interested in camping in your backyard. I can help you, but I'm the type who camps in the snow being able to build a Wind Break, Quinzee, Igloo, Tepee, Snow Hole.

Humans are designed to be top of the food chain even with a bum leg.

There is nothing more beautiful then the stars when you have no food

There is nothing more beautiful then the stars when you have no food

That's where you're wrong kiddo

Damn, they managed to get through his filters. RIP Alex

Those fuckwits honestly still believe that crap is real?

http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.ca/2008/09/hyperfocus-and-aspergers.html

Why its almost as if only retards would believe that bullshit to begin with!

This is all done on purpose folks...

What, THE DAY BEFORE the big protest, the most prominent alternative media figure comes out and says, "OH, by the way, Pizzagate is fake!"....

This was done intentionally to take the air out of our sails. He's a fucking goon.

This should only strengthen your belief in Pizzagate.

I was wavering on the fence, but the bold font really helped me realise that this should only strengthen my belief in Pizzagate.

What big protest?

They're all ordering pizza

This is good for pizzacoin

Kid's size

This should only strengthen your belief in Pizzagate.

By the way, that's literally not how probability works, mathematically.

The changes in your expectation of something when some event happens or doesn't happen must sum to 0. You can't have both outcomes serve as positive evidence for something.

So if Alex Jones saying that pizzagate is real makes you believe in pizzagate more, then Alex Jones going back on that must make you believe in pizzagate correspondingly less. Or, if you think that no, all these explanations for how he was forced because it's convenient before some big event make sense, then you should have your belief in pizzagate decreased when nothing happens and Alex Jones is allowed to talk bullshit. Or maybe it shouldn't be affected at all by whatever Alex Jones says or doesn't say.

The changes in your expectation of something when some event happens or doesn't happen must sum to 0. You can't have both outcomes serve as positive evidence for something.

True if you're a Bayesian inference engine.

False if you're a mentally ill drug addict.

By the way, that's literally not how probability works, mathematically.

Well, now that you've explained that, they have no recourse but to accept your logic and admit their fault.

I mean, what other option is there?

Its Alex Jones; he says crazy shit.

Ergo, #PizzaGate is real.

pizzagate is still only the only real conspiracy

u/pipeb0mb , edgy ass name aside, how many days in a row have your forgotten to take your meds by now?