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Comedy, like the women of trollx, should be sterile.

I wanted to make a 'taking the piss' joke but I googled it, and it turns out that urine is, in fact, not sterile at all

So now, just like the women of trollx, I'm posting something that isn't funny

and it turns out that urine is, in fact, not sterile at all

Well, not if you jam shit up in your urethra every other day, no it's not.

Well the urine is, your urethra is not.

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TONE FUCKING SET.

To be fair, most of them are natural anti viagra when they enter a room.

Hey /u/GingerBizcuit, what's it like being such a joyless little cunt?

'Comedian' is basically synonymous with 'arsehole'. It's a job built largely entirely around being offensive and trying to pass it off as humour.

Hey /u/RagingFuckalot what's it like being such a sloppy joyless blob that you just hate laughter in general? Follow up have you ever considered kys?

Guys if I don't like the jokes nobody should!

Speaking of... did you see Norton's Netflix special? HOWLING

Saw one of the tour shows in Philly, loved it

I just put it on, it better be good.

Stay outta my Coke

Seinfeld, Gaffigan, Hedburg...all pretty clean.

And they hate them to.

/u/Ragingfuckalot tbh your attempt at humor in your username is offensive. What's humorous about raging "fucking"? Are you so inept that you don't realize how that can trigger someone? All for what? Some cheap laughs at your cheeky username? I agreed with your post about comedians being assholes then read your name and realized you're no different 😩😩😩😩

Been a while since my fans at this sub last posted about me. Is this really what constitutes drama these days?

I mean, on the one hand, its Dave Chapelle and I love him and he's so funny and so black, but on the other hand he said some incorrect things so its like I dunno I'm just so disappointed

Fuck off faggot Holy shit

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Boys Dick Bounced ☑

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UPDATE: /u/GingerBizcuit is bragging about being personally computer raped by the "alt-right" because EVERYONE I DON'T LIKE IS A NAZI

C'mon /u/GingerBizcuit stop getting your twat in a tizzy and come give Alan a kiss

And he keeps trying to get me to talk to him. LOL So cute.

You can't deny what we have, /y/GingerBizcuit. I want you to peg me while I feed your cats

/u/GingerBizcuit why are you ignoring your boyfriend /u/sperglordalan? He's gonna leave you if you keep it up.

I know he has severe autism, and frankly I wouldn't want to spend any time with him either, but it's not as if you have better prospects. Better to settle with what you can get than risk dying alone and being eaten by your cats.

FUCK NO I don't wanna kiss anybody!

This is the most ___________ thing I've seen all week.

I put a flat line down there, because I think ya'll should both lay on it, have incredibly bad and disgusting sex on it, and then later when you both lay your eggs, you'll have a flat solid surface to dig into.

This is the most ___________ thing I've seen all week.

I put a flat line down there, because I think ya'll should both lay on it, have incredibly bad and disgusting sex on it, and then later when you both lay your eggs, you'll have a flat solid surface to dig into.

Makes me reminisce of the jew/nazi love that blossomed here. Like a modern day Romeo and Juliet. Except with autism and fat people.

lmao /u/gingerbizcuit thinks we're alt-right

More like alt-fgt

ALT-GBQ

That special was hilarious. Watching it again right now. The OJ stories, and the 54 rapes by Bill Cosby was hilarious

He saves more then he rapes

*than

*then

He saves then he rapes. Hmmm. That's like the opposite of the premise of Chappelle's joke, but somehow totally applies to a big chunk of gamergators.

Way to shoehorn gamergate in this discussion you retarded faggot

Sorry? Are 'gators a protected class nowadays on /r/drama?

No usually the person who brings it up out of nowhere is usually deep in the autism spectrum

Typical PC police. Why don't you get a real job?

From the limited interactions I have had with you, you are really bad at talking shit

That's because my native form of communication is human-based. There seems to be no rosetta stone for fecal base civilizations.

I'm trying to meet you half-way, and it's difficult.

Those jokes are just punching down. Smh right girls

Probably didn't like that jab about that one woman bum rushing the stage saying women have suffered just as much as black people

"You were in on the heist, you just didnt like your cut" was a great line from that special.

When our good Lord does return to us from heaven (and He will, soon), not only will he raise the dead and set up formally and gloriously the Kingdom of God; He will personally find everyone who has ever posted a shitty tumblr gif and hold their fucking head underwater untill their writhing ceases.

I'm getting mixed signals here.

No one cares about a white bitch's opinion, u/GingerBizcuit. Come back when you stop being racist to black men.

/u/GingerBizcuit how many times did you get knocked up and how many kids did you keep?

man life was so much easier when you could choose not to watch something you didn't like. I dunno how people manage nowadays

This is 100% a no-drama, someone on trollx said something that triggered me, nobody at the link is even being particularly over the top or hysterical about it thread, but oh well.

I think it's awesome that people like u/gingerbizcuit are disappointed by Chappelle's set because I think disappointing people like that is what comedians should do. I also don't get where she gets off being disappointed in the first place, as if Chappelle's career was ever based on catering to the opinions of people like her.

It's like they forgot that nigger men are the most racist, sexist, and violent group of people.

She'd hate Bill Burr's new special.

Dude it fucking sucked

Seriously like, take a look at his 2008 special

then at his 2010 special

They were insanely better!

I think now that he is happy and married he is losing his humor. I think his constant anger was the source of it :(

I'm pretty sure it's Nia. His podcast is getting tame too.

What's his podcast called?

Monday Morning Podcast.

I wish he fostered Nia and kept the dog.

Having a kid mellows people normally.

This is all true.

His new special was disappointing - but I saw him live a little bit before the special, he was very good. He cut a lot of good stuff for the special, not sure why.

Just saw him a few weeks ago as well, he killed.

Oh, that is nice!

I think now that he is happy and married he is losing his humor.

He just needed to cash out all of his political material before it became stale, so he rushed out a special that wasn't as good.

I hope.

I love Bill Burr, but that special wasn't very good.

Rape is NEVER funny. EVER!

/u/HodorTheDoorHolder

"People say rape can't be funny. I say 'FUCK YOU, I think it's hilarious!' I can prove to you that rape can be funny: picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd." -George Carlin, 1990

Yeah that's a drama user shitposting

I'll post some shit on your face.

Why did I laugh at this. Am I retarded?

lies

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REALLY

omg

ignorant

just ugh

gross

creepy

Shut the fuck up.

/u/LesDykawitz

Are you naming LGBT comedians for the sake of looking progressive or do you actually have terrible taste?

To all men occupying the ladies sub presently and from this day forward; not everything's about you, sweetie.

Fucking destroyed those fragile dudebros.

None of the first comedians that come to mind are offensive. Ellen DeGeneres, Wanda Sykes, Kate McKinnon, Tig Notaro, Carmen Esposito.

This goes beyond just bad taste. I'm not given to conspiratorial thinking, but if you told me those comedians were part of a psyop by the patriarchy meant convince us that women can never be funny I'd 100% believe it.

The fact that Pryor and Carlin are not on the list of "first comedians that come to mind" means that either they know nothing about stand-up comedy or they're virtue signaling big time.

Also the - arguably- greatest female comedian of all times, Rivers, was wildly offensive.

Eddie Murphy, Robin FUCKIN Williams???

I'd give them a pass since to the general public are more known as actors than stand-up comedians.

Robin Williams sucked as a stand-up, hard. Everytime someone famous dies people lie to themselves about how good and important they were.

His Scottish invented gold bit was gold

Golf

His Scottish invented gold bit was golf

Robin Williams a night at the Met was amazing. I listened to that 1000 times when I was young.

ok but kate mckinnon is hilarious

that's true but the others are god awful

ur not rong

mfw carmen esposito

Nope

ur opinions r bad. report yourself to the nearest gulag for reconditioning, comrade

???

Don't get me wrong, that lists reads like a who's who of virtue signalling, but McKinnon is actually good.

Omg Cameron Esposito is on comedy podcasts all the time and she is aggressively not funny.

I'll listen to McKinnon or Tig Notaro any day of the week, because their comedic identities aren't just revolving around the fact that their gay and hate penises.

Omg Cameron Esposito is on comedy podcasts all the time and she is aggressively not funny.

I'll listen to McKinnon or Tig Notaro any day of the week, because their comedic identities aren't just revolving around the fact that their gay and hate penises.

Omg Cameron Esposito is on comedy podcasts all the time and she is aggressively not funny.

I'll listen to McKinnon or Tig Notaro any day of the week, because their comedic identities aren't just revolving around the fact that their gay and hate penises.

Omg Cameron Esposito is on comedy podcasts all the time and she is aggressively not funny.

I'll listen to McKinnon or Tig Notaro any day of the week, because their comedic identities aren't just revolving around the fact that their gay and hate penises.

Esposito gets huge boasts in places like the AV Club even though I think she needs to polish her material more.

Ellen...is never funny

Sorry about the brain damage, man.

I find that female comedians are either completely hilarious, or so bad you get second hand embarrassment. There is zero middle ground.

The best part is /u/Frandrecherslaugh coming in and trying to talk down to people for pointing out those are actually all just shitty female comedians.

What a bunch of cunts.

And especially the part where he literally bragged that he was going to assault a woman just because she didn't like his rape jokes.

Isn't this when he was saying he was going to defend himself from someone rushing the stage...?

Yeah. She was charging the stage.

/u/Ragingfuckalot comedians dont try to pass offense as humor, offense is the base of humor. You cant be funny and dull, is just not possible, without some offense you are not going anywhere.

The most recent theory of humor is the benign violation theory, take a look at it. The violation part is important, without it there is no joke

If you wanna go ahead and think that humor is not valuable, that is a think of ignorant and lesser people then you go ahead, you will be rightfully be looked like a bitter and boring person.

Unless of course you think that only your kind of humor is valuable, but no one can be this arrogant right?

I think comedy does not have to be offensive: Gaffigan, Mulaney, and Kinane are very funny but not offensive.

Was it really better than Schumer? He had a 20min bit about pussy juice. Come on now.

Can't wait for Schumer to do that bit. Girls are funny. Get over it.

/u/GingerBizcuit, is a racist mayoskin and a prime example of white privilege manifesting itself in dangerous ways. You're all laughing about this, but tbqh this is yet another case for why the mayocide needs to happen ASAP. It's 2017 FFS.

wyt girls r the worst smfh

trepidation

im in 6th grade and I just learned this word too

edit: unironically tho hairy chicks are fkn hot imo lol

Why do they hate black people so much?

"Ugh. I used to be a big fan but so many of his jokes are just icky and totally not funny. I almost dropped my starbucks watching the new special with hubby when he got to the bit about how it's not rape if the woman is white, since apparently it counts as "reparations."

LIKE REALLY!?! This is what dudebros think is funny? in 2017!! That's just all around yucky.

REAL COMEDIANS like Carmen Esposito and Ellen DeGeneres would run laps around Chappelle's mansplaining "comedy.""

No way in hell that is not a troll, it just hits all the right marks

Trollx proves women were a mistake with every post.

Don't give him any attention. /u/sperglordalan has harassed me multiple times in the past after I had the gall to post about the constant abuse and mansplaining we're subject to in women's spaces on reddit.

He's just another dudebro who thinks it's funny to make icky jokes about rape and comment on women's bodies. If you check his post history all he does is post to alt right subs like /r/drama and /r/incels.

/u/Ylajali_2002 you stupid fucking cunt. I'm not an incel nor a dude bro. Alan is a sophisticated gentleman and an enlightened intellectual who has had sexual relations with many, many passed out women.

Eww omg why are you talking to me? You think you're edgy for making rape "jokes" to muslim POC women like myself on an anonymous internet forum? Dude that's sooo creepy. No wonder you're an incel.

I bet you masturbate to cartoon japanese porn too, omg eww.

I jack it to muslim POC women because I like 'em hairy and subjugated, don't kink shame me.

I have reported your username to the FBI for internet harassment and rape threats. Don't even try deleting your comment now because I've already screencapped it for evidence.

Enjoy your stay in federal prison. Just try to mansplain your way out of this one.

Fed prisons better because they have drink machines in the mess hall. No time off for good behavior like the state joint, but at least I can get swole again.

but at least I can get swole again

The only thing swole you'll be getting is dis swollen cock.

im so disappointed that a black man disagrees with me, i thought all minorities had to believe what i do

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