Ah the classic. Middle aged, goes online to try and impress the kids with tales of how cutthroat and hard and successful he is. Has a mustache. Probably considers himself quite the expert with trucks and guns too.
"You were the emotional tampon she bleeds on when her Chad on Tinder doesn't text her back"
"Some of my photos are from movie or TV show shoots I've done. Oh yeah, if you watch NBC or Fox or are into Hollywood Sci Fi movies, you might see my mug on some episodes, lol.
I'm not good looking, I'm ugly. Ugly doesn't matter, cute girls love my confidence. Girls love assholes and douchebags!"
Jesus, the sheer breadth of douchebaggery this dude covers in a single thread is kind of astounding. And all the classic buzzwords of a narcissistic wannabe mover and shaker, possibly con-man, definite homosexual. Always looking for "diamonds in the rough" and "men of value" to "invest in" and "mentor" - but of course his girlfriends are all young and cute.
Also,
My BMI is really high but my WHR is really low
Someone has a booty.
As an aside, seems like the e-cig business is filled with small time losers and scammers. I guess it's still a bit of a Wild West situation hmm?
Seems like it sometimes. As nice as it would be to have regulations for companies in the industry to try to keep quality up and scams down, this won't happen. The closest thing that might happen is big tobacco taking over due to extreme regulatuon and killing off small time or single person business, which I think is the exact opposite of what is best for the industry.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-03-29
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n/a cptAustria 2017-03-29
maybe they did
n/a meatpuppet79 2017-03-29
Ah the classic. Middle aged, goes online to try and impress the kids with tales of how cutthroat and hard and successful he is. Has a mustache. Probably considers himself quite the expert with trucks and guns too.
n/a eskachig 2017-03-29
And bossing immigrants, sailing the carribean, "purdy" ladies, small time actor gigs, and... and...
n/a nanonan 2017-03-29
People begging him and offering him bucketloads of cash if he would only bring back his unique genius level talent to the many businesses.
n/a point_shaver 2017-03-29
"You were the emotional tampon she bleeds on when her Chad on Tinder doesn't text her back"
"Some of my photos are from movie or TV show shoots I've done. Oh yeah, if you watch NBC or Fox or are into Hollywood Sci Fi movies, you might see my mug on some episodes, lol. I'm not good looking, I'm ugly. Ugly doesn't matter, cute girls love my confidence. Girls love assholes and douchebags!"
He's probably 15.
n/a eskachig 2017-03-29
Strangely enough, no, just a douche.
https://www.instagram.com/abdada/
n/a eskachig 2017-03-29
Jesus, the sheer breadth of douchebaggery this dude covers in a single thread is kind of astounding. And all the classic buzzwords of a narcissistic wannabe mover and shaker, possibly con-man, definite homosexual. Always looking for "diamonds in the rough" and "men of value" to "invest in" and "mentor" - but of course his girlfriends are all young and cute.
Also,
Someone has a booty.
As an aside, seems like the e-cig business is filled with small time losers and scammers. I guess it's still a bit of a Wild West situation hmm?
n/a tehDustyWizard 2017-03-29
Seems like it sometimes. As nice as it would be to have regulations for companies in the industry to try to keep quality up and scams down, this won't happen. The closest thing that might happen is big tobacco taking over due to extreme regulatuon and killing off small time or single person business, which I think is the exact opposite of what is best for the industry.