Will Reddit argue about literally everything? (Spoilers: yup) It's time to take the piss out of taking a piss as drama pours out of whether clear urine from drinking too much water is a bad thing.

13  2017-03-30 by Wraith_GraveSpell

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THE ORIGINAL DISCUSSION WAS DRINKING ENOUGH WATER UNTIL YOUR PISS IS CLEAR.

WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT DRINKING WATER UNTIL YOU DIE. YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON IF YOU FORCE YOURSELF TO DRINK WATER UNTIL YOU DIE. YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON IF YOU DON'T KNOW DRINKING TOO MUCH WATER KILLS YOU.

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You're right.

STAY šŸ‘ ONšŸ‘ TOPIC šŸ‘ PEOPLEšŸ‘

Don't you dare fucking expand on it.

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Man, /u/DontLikeMe_DontCare is really serious about keeping people on the topic of clear urine. Dude must like his showers silver.

I'm drunk and ready to argue again. Come at me bitch.

Backstory:
Dude says having clear urine is bad for you.

I explain that having clear urine means you're well hydrated and that it is good for you.

Other people explain that you can die from drinking too much water

I say listen here idiots - if you die from drinking too much water then you are an idiot

I'm drunk and ready to argue again. Come at me bitch.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Iā€™ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iā€™ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iā€™m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youā€™re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatā€™s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ā€œcleverā€ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnā€™t, you didnā€™t, and now youā€™re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youā€™re fucking dead, kiddo.

The last time this was posted people agreed that the chances of this happening were better than the chances of the kid having an extensive magnet rig and solid acting skills. Yes, the odds of this occurring are astronomically ridiculous but there's not really any magic going on. Someone did the math on it last time it was posted in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

Hey dipshit, you're supposed to have the first half relate to the discussion to properly bait people into reading the bamboozle, otherwise it's a pointless meme just like in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

I straight up copy pasted a comment from /u/shittymorph himself. Calling me a dipshit is calling /u/shittymorph a dipshit.

Props on typing out your reply. I just copy pasted my shit.

I'm with you on the piss stuff but I don't think memes are your forte.

If I wanted your opinion I would give it to you.

So your entire fucking intention was to try and aggravate me? What the fuck, why don't you just go on and bully a bunch of kids? As an individual I am of the opinion that power is a precious thing and I hope that you never get any. You're the kind of person who will act all nice right up until you get to be a manager or something, and then you will unleash your wrath upon any new employees. You will bully and slay them with abuse and just be a genuinely horrible person. Just let me tell you that I hold no, and I repeat no respect for you as an individual because of the pettiness of your there case that you have made above. You think it was a good night because you got me to attack you? Well, I won't let you get under my skin because I am not that kind of person. Go and enjoy your obesity and eat more unhealthy food because you will never reach the age that I currently am anyway due to your bad 'genetics'.

Where did this pasta come from? Noodles?

Originally written by /u/17Akira19 in this thread.

You just did though -- you discredited him for discrediting you with kopipe.

clear urine can indicate low nutrient/ion levels as well dingus. It's called osmotic balance. And bootcamp expects a different degree of exertion and water loss than standard life so enough about your experience in tard camp. But I agree, anyone that dies from drinking too much water is an idiot.

Nah, mate. Even if you live a sedentary lifestyle, it is still recommended that you err on the side of caution and keep yourself well-hydrated. Having clear pee is good and recommended. The risk of getting health issues from sodium imbalances when you are over-hydrated is for incredibly rare and exceptional circumstances, and the point is clear pee is not a good enough tell-tale symptom of such an imbalance. Then again, i come from a hot tropical country where the risk of heat exhaustion from dehydration is higher and educators (and army camps) teaches that clear pee is good. But I'm sure drinking more water than needed is safe (and even recommended) for anyone throughout the world, and the risk of drinking to excess which leads to chemical balance is incredibly tiny, especially compared to the risk of dehydration.

What did you say about different degree of exertion? I think you said something like "I'm a dumb bitch" right?

This! People are idiots. Stay hydrated. If you think you have had enough water you haven't. Drink more. Drinking too much water can kill you but it is very hard to drink that much water. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. You may think you have had enough hydrating liquids but it is offset from the consumption of caffeine, alcohol, and high-sodium foods. Drink more water!

Those are quotes from my thread.
You are exactly the type of fucking moron that I've been arguing against. Clear urine is healthy. The only time clear urine indicates any kind of problem is when there are OTHER symptoms at play.

The discussion at hand is whether clear pee is a sign of over-hydration. Clear pee generally means you're well-hydrated and on its own, it's not harmful at all, in fact it is safe and recommended. It usually means you're not at immediate risk of dehydration, ergo your current fluid intake is good, maintain the amount or you can afford to reduce it ever so slightly. Clear pee can be a symptom of over-hydration... Just like a minor running nose can be a symptom of pneumonia or HIV or full-blown bronchitis, if you get my analogy.

Eat shit you idiot

BAN DIHYDRGEN MONOXIDE

Too much dihydrogen monoxide can kill you!

You seem to be very, very concerned about piss, and the properties of piss. You are like the Hank Hill of piss.

FWIW man you're totally right. Those fucking people responding to you are complete and utter morons.

If you pee clear you're wasting water and literally killing the planet.

Not if you bottle it for later consumption. Dumbass.

Yeah that seems like a bit of an overexaggeration. Like I run the shower on as hot as possible for a few minutes every morning before I get in to make sure it's hot and usually I go make breakfast or so.ething while I wait for it to heat up, and I run the faucet for a while before washing my hands to make sure they get nice and toasty, and I also water my lawn on a timer and I don't turn it off when it rains, so the fact that I drink a few extra liters of water every day is probably not that big of a deal all things considered šŸ˜

I remember when water nazis were going crazy over the drought in Cali and forcing residents to curb their water consumption. Well guess what? Industrial water usage blows that shit out of the water (sorry for pun) and people wanting to water their lawns or take longer showers are essentially a drop in the bucket (not sorry for that one).

nobody was forced? at least not in los angeles county. there was a rebate program for people who converted to drought resistant lawnsusing succulents and rocks tho

the really rich neighborhoods still kept their rainforest esque landscapes and shitty golf greens