South park neutrality party

10  2017-03-30 by ThatOtherPromise

All this political retardness lately made me realise we need a south park neutral party.

Our policies will be based on empirical evidence from economists, but most importantly it will be based on whatever position that is the farthest away from both the alt-right and from commies.

Social policy will be the exact middle between the redpill and srs.

If you would like to join please post on this thread your neutral ideas.

25 comments

Would you like to join /u/evanharper?

sorry but i'm a lot closer to srs (at least the way it was ca. 5 years ago) than redpill

Ok, what about the middle point of drama and srs?

that's pretty much me, yeah

Is that like the midpoint between autism and autism?

advocates against pedo laws

not close to TRP

(X) doubt

i'm against pedo laws in a woke way though

No you're a moron with a very loose grasp on Libertarianism and like most of those you think you can now fuck 15 year olds.

Go get some therapy and start interacting with people off the internet, it's really pathetic. I've already told you how you can get an appointment set up for free.

i'm reporting you to the Law Society

You'll have to leave your house and show up for a disciplinary hearing so have fun with that.

There's no such thing as woke pedophilia

You said you wanted to make a neutrality party not a "Sperge Anonymous" party.

/u/EvanHarper come home, your family is worried about you.

they're worried I'll come home

The best case scenario is that they kill you in a domestic incident and I don't have to read your brain-cell killing posts as you vainly attempt to paint yourself as an intellectual.

Are you trying to start a political party in /r/Drama?

this is called Triangulation and it was pioneered by ol' (((BimboDicker))) himself.

is clinton's dick jewish/circumcised?

are the bimbos jewish? I mean, I guess monica was, but is that his preference?

i'm so confused.

Bill has never met a pussy he wouldn't grab.

Hillary's.

I bet he grabbed it once or twice back in the 70's (enough to know he doesn't want to grab it anymore).

He's definitely a guy that always comes back for seconds so you are probably right.

isn't this technocracy?

Yes.

Friend you do not need an exact middle between redpill and srs, that is like having 2 kinds of HIV infection at once. Disregard and head off at right angles!

I have no strong opinion on this one way or the other.