Title of real, official court filing: "Six Ways Buzzfeed Has Misled The Court (Number Two Will Amaze You)"

30  2017-03-30 by glmox

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Jurors hate this!

Where the fuck is the kitten picture

The picture of a kitten can be found at Exhibit 41 to the Shayefar Declaration.

Why did I read this?

It was clickbait (duh)

Of course this involves Florida, because why wouldn't it?

This One Weird Trick Might Make You Lose a Motion!

seriously if you're going to be cutesy in your filings you probably shouldn't fuck up who the plaintiff is in the first line

Italicized adverbs in your subheadings

Disbar urself, tbh.