r/Anarchism once again has reached peak autism over refusing to obey Admin rules like the edgy teenagers that they are. One user proposes they all migrate to Raddit

16  2017-03-31 by Deity_Of_Darkness

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lmao at all of eeplox's other alts (kropotkinzombie, aragorno) swarming the thread to do damage control after their plans to mass rape white women are being spread around

all that's missing is blackflagged and a couple others

kropotkinzombie

I always assumed that was one of your alts.

No, it's my alt..

Why would you assume that? Look at their post history...

I just made that assumption based on the usernames to be honest.

Kropotkin was a famous anarchist, so it's like seeing names with "Chomsky" in them.

If you can't follow a simple request on the internet how am I going to believe you will follow a request in an anarchist society?

It's simple. Assume your neighbor lives with a dog (since owning a dog is speciesist), and their canine friend pees on the area of grass that you mow (since having a lawn is property and property is theft), so you politely ask your neighbor to encourage the dog to do xir business elsewhere (remember to not misgender the dog, if you don't know what they identify as, use a neutral pronoun). After that, everyone in town votes on whether or not its capitalism to want to make a request regarding the area of land you are responsible for. Everyone will cast a vote for either "support" or "oppose." At least one of these outcomes will lead to you being executed for promoting capitalism.

TL;DR: you can't make polite simple requests to anarchists.

You're being generous to what an anarchist society would end up being like.

Be beaten awake by armed revolutionary guards

Be accused of being a capitalist because you asked for food when told you needed to volunteer to dig a sewer ditch

Tell revolutionary guards that you haven't eaten in three days and were just hungry

Told to just get food from local communal food stores

Never any food because armed revolutionary guards always take it

300 pound revolutionary guard accused me of hoarding food when they find a dead squirrel near me

beaten again

Revolutionary guards take a vote to determine if I'm guilty

I'm guilty

They declare me an enemy of the revolution

Taken to the sewer ditch I was digging yesterday

Already filled with bodies

[MFW]( http://i.imgur.com/HsBLq8D.jpg

I was with you until

Everyone will cast a vote for either "support" or "oppose"

because it'll actually be a dysfunctional General Assembly with those weird-ass hand signals and three different cliques of self-appointed "facilitators" simultaneously enforcing contradictory rules of procedure and priority lists of the "progressive stack" and then after eighty hours of nonstop non-consensus the Red Guards Working Committee slips out the back door and executes the lawn mower guy freelance

B-b-but I thought anarchy meant I get to keep my comfortable western lifestyle without working...

What are you smoking? What aspects of "Anarchist Society" say "You please do as I request you to do"?

You strike me as a fucking retard

So much REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!