Did Lulu kill a baby over a thousand bux? Residents from the poorest white town in America discuss this and other unsolved murders on Topix.

49  2017-03-31 by snallygaster

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How can monolingual people be so bad at the one language they use on a daily basis?

imean riting is four nerds ya kno y shud i wast tim e wen u know wat im tryin to say. u should of though bout that befour you said anything lol

See, you tried to emulate them but were too coherent for a proper impression.

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"Kentucky" is the answer to your question.

Posts like these would be drastically improved with photos.

This thread is the greatest argument for Mayocide yet

If Lulu really is ugly, then she did it.

Time to kill some people then.

I've killed one, maybe two.

Not that ugly I guess

Well shit, thank genetics for good facial bone structure, I guess.

that ELMER fellow's writing is extremely ominous

He's the scourge of Beattyville topix, everyone hates him

How do you know so much about obscure internet drama? You're like some sort of Bullshit Anthropologist.

I visit Beattyville topix every now and again because it's really dramatic and they're the front line for interesting things as the poorest white town in america.

It's "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia" as sung by the Always Ready for Wild Turkey Players.

I feel like all i can say is this was a truly fascinating read with alot of interesting characters.

She should have to take a polygraph test

Well there is no other way to determine guilt

Just like that one episode of Diagnosis Murder.

"It's like the Special Olympics started a debate team on here."

It's fucking poetic. I laughed. Also, please crosspost to /r/trashy- it will be right at home over there.

Glad you liked it, topix is a great place for this sort of thing.

Also, please crosspost to /r/trashy- it will be right at home over there.

Good idea, didn't even think to do that.

/u/snallygaster this sub wouldn't be the same without you

You're too kind :')