The. victims. are. the. people. who. are. going. to. die. and. be. deported. and. lose. their. parents. you. dumb. fucking. idiot. The. victims. won't. live. to. the. next. election.
Were you crying when you wrote this /u/hook3d ? Does your own self righteousness light a little fire in the pants area? On a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you enjoy the smell of your own farts?
The 👏 victims 👏 are 👏 the 👏 people 👏 who 👏 are 👏 going 👏to die 👏 and 👏 be 👏 deported 👏 and lose 👏 their 👏 parents 👏 you 👏 dumb 👏 fucking 👏 idiot. 👏 The 👏 victims 👏 won't 👏 live 👏 to 👏 the next 👏 election.
I don't give a FUCK about feelings any more. I'm going to talk shit constantly, because Republicans play dirty, and that's how they win, and now I play dirty too.
I'd think a brilliant mind such as yourself would be aware that nearly half the population doesn't have a cock.
Um, there is no way to tell anyone's genital configuration without pulling down their pants. Plus also you have no reason to want to know unless you are married life partners.
That's your best play, ombre? Attacking your fellow NEET virgin shitlord? At least /u/MG87 is good at living the NEET life, drowning in those fake internet points and pornhub premium poon.
What have you done asides from chimp-out on the internet? smdh.
I'm glad you're easily amused fam-a-lam. No, seriously, I am. It probably makes your handler's job very easy and prevents a Sandy Hook II: Electric Boogaloo.
Hey /u/Hook3d, Trump isn't hitler. Hitler was competent enough to set up parallel institutions soon after the conservatives invited him to form goverment.
He's more like Mussolini, who was forced to share power preventing his regime from going through the same process of radicalization. Except, he's not really like Mussolini, because he's not a Fascist.
Obama shits on the segment of the population that likes guns or religion, where "religion" in his speech is clearly understood to mean non-Prog Christianity. He still wins, but this does him no favors.
Romney shits on half the government's subjects for not paying income tax and having no personal responsibility, even if it's because they're too young, too old, or too retarded to have any income. He loses.
Clinton calls about a quarter of the electorate deplorable pieces of shit, and for another quarter that's "maybe you're not pieces of shit but half your friends sure are". She loses.
It would seem shitting on huge swathes of the electorate is not the most astute political move.
So what do we get now? Those who voted for Trump on his false promises and are now looking for another choice told to fuck off. Bernie Sanders fans told they're agents of Putin. At some point it seems like the Democrats just got tired of winning.
Huge swathes? Honestly, Clinton was honest when she called half of his base deplorable because they literally are deplorable.
Go look at the polling done on his base and look at the shit they believe. These people are just detached from reality and there will never be compromise, they're crazies.
Go look at the polling and you'll find out that a quarter of her own supporters had the same awful flaws of character that make them unfit for giving Clinton their vote.
Also it turns out that you win elections by getting votes, not by being honest for the first time in your life when it comes to talking about how much you look down on people in lower social classes.
If people LITERALLY think he's the next Hitler then why don't they get off their ass and do something instead of talking shit online. Either you're talking shit (exaggerating/hyperbole), deep down inside you realize you're wrong, or you're a coward.
There will be another election in 2020, assuming all of your stupid conspiracy theories about Trump being Hitler/Palpatine are untrue.
If he actually does use emergency powers to cancel the election (keeping in mind that liberals spent 8 years whining about how Bush was going to do so, and conservatives spent 8 years whining about how Obama was going to do so), feel free to spend your last days in the FEMA camp being smug about how Hillary was too good for deplorable blue collar workers in the rust belt.
/u/Hook3d should see a therapist or something. Not even memeing or anything. His posts seem legitimately deranged, like he has some real hysteria /anger issues.
Ok, could you idiots stop sperging out for a second? You're missing the important thing here: a PMC held a meeting in the Seychelles. Do you know what that means? MGS V is real!!!
names billy live at farm g o ta confesion i have one night i live farm at farm i piv pigs nd cows gapin hole i fuck cows i put my dick in them it nice it se it smels nice one day i fucked hc hchien chiken and cracked egg with my dick yolk poured all over my dick i am am friend of animals o f friends odiabetesf friends puffy oily porkcho pork anus chop anus yolk yolk it is yolk like lube it is ues yes yeah of course yes yolk lube stand am up yeah yes i penetrate impact balls and salami am diccan
War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines. War - and its consumption of life - has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefiled control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control...All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield...controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control...War becomes routine
So what happens when Trump is found innocent of any wrongdoing by the FBI? Will /r/politics become a left-wing /r/conspiracy, or will they pretend the year-long witch hunt never happened?
That's what I'm waiting on. Honestly, at this point anything short of proof that Trump and Putin 69'd while a Russian hooker pissed on them is going to be a huge letdown for /r/politics
I'm not going to look down my nose at people who regret voting for Trump. The guy is a master con man and fooled a lot of people into thinking he cares about them and is going to improve their lives.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-04-04
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n/a UncleSamuel 2017-04-04
Were you crying when you wrote this /u/hook3d ? Does your own self righteousness light a little fire in the pants area? On a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you enjoy the smell of your own farts?
-UncleSamuel
n/a Hook3d 2017-04-04
You're bad at this lol
n/a UncleSamuel 2017-04-04
What exactly am I bad at friend? Those are genuine questions. I'm not trying to le trole you as the kids say.
-UncleSamuel
n/a Hook3d 2017-04-04
Yes/Yes/10
n/a UncleSamuel 2017-04-04
Awww, come on buddy. As a former trump supporter I just want to win your affection. I was wrong. I beg your forgiveness.
Do you know many illegal citizens? Are you equally self righteous in other facets of your life? What do your farts smell like?
-UncleSamuel
n/a Hook3d 2017-04-04
lol
n/a buttsecksyermum 2017-04-04
You know the answers are: no. Yes. Semen.
n/a Hook3d 2017-04-04
Lol yep.
n/a Hook3d 2017-04-04
Semen and Crisco, actually.
n/a SovietWarfare 2017-04-04
I love it when illegal immigrants are deported. I wish everyone of them will soon be deported. They are all criminals.
n/a whoopsforgotemail 2017-04-04
The 👏 victims 👏 are 👏 the 👏 people 👏 who 👏 are 👏 going 👏to die 👏 and 👏 be 👏 deported 👏 and lose 👏 their 👏 parents 👏 you 👏 dumb 👏 fucking 👏 idiot. 👏 The 👏 victims 👏 won't 👏 live 👏 to 👏 the next 👏 election.
Fixed.
n/a HAHApointsatyou 2017-04-04
u/Hook3d is so heckin brave
n/a niggerpenis 2017-04-04
he just doesn't give a hoot
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-04-04
/u/Hook3d definitely plays with his cock on the reg. So he knows how to play dirty.
n/a Hook3d 2017-04-04
Who doesn't play with their cock on the reg?
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-04-04
People who don't have cocks.
I'd think such an brilliant mind such as yourself would be aware that nearly half the population doesn't have a cock.
But who are we kidding? You're an unhinged dumb fuck.
n/a Hook3d 2017-04-04
Lol :D
I figured it was implicit that only people with cocks can play with their cocks. Didn't realize I needed to specify that one.
Sorry I didn't realize coming into this thread would trigger you, my bad D:
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-04-04
Look he said "triggered" the lulz!!!
Keep on backing up tough guy.
n/a Hook3d 2017-04-04
:D
n/a Hook3d 2017-04-04
You'd think people in a sub called /r/Drama wouldn't lose their shit so easily lol
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-04-04
25 comments in this thread.
15 are from you.
Is this how you play dirty against Hitler?
n/a Hook3d 2017-04-04
Nah you guys are right, I was a little too upset. I've cooled off a little now.
Are you upset that you can't actually push my buttons that easily?
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-04-04
The fact that you continue to reply indicates all of your buttons have been pushed in almost as far as your rectum.
n/a Hook3d 2017-04-04
:D
n/a deere442 2017-04-04
nope, no forgiveness for you assfag. the deed is done, now i'm just going to talk nonstop shit to you cause thats how you play dirty
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-04-04
Um, there is no way to tell anyone's genital configuration without pulling down their pants. Plus also you have no reason to want to know unless you are
marriedlife partners.n/a Hook3d 2017-04-04
Can we agree that people with cocks play with their cocks regularly?
I masturbate on the daily.
n/a MG87 2017-04-04
Such is like as an incel
n/a Hook3d 2017-04-04
240K karma in two years?
You might want to try and get outside your basement there, bud.
n/a MG87 2017-04-04
Who the hell pays attention to their karma count?
n/a Hook3d 2017-04-04
oops sorry
n/a LordBlackmore 2017-04-04
That's where they porn and the fleshlight are.
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-04
That's your best play, ombre? Attacking your fellow NEET virgin shitlord? At least /u/MG87 is good at living the NEET life, drowning in those fake internet points and pornhub premium poon.
What have you done asides from chimp-out on the internet? smdh.
n/a Hook3d 2017-04-04
Lol I gotta say this thread has actually made me laugh hard, thanks guys. I might sub
n/a TSwizzlesNipples 2017-04-04
Oh great, just what we need - another noodles/BoOC.
n/a Hook3d 2017-04-04
Seriously this comment has made me laugh on like four separate occasions. This is the comment that keeps on giving.
Like gj, that was legitimately a very funny post. Ty
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-04
I'm glad you're easily amused fam-a-lam. No, seriously, I am. It probably makes your handler's job very easy and prevents a Sandy Hook II: Electric Boogaloo.
Kisses.
n/a jubbergun 2017-04-04
Did you just assume xeir gender?
n/a eskachig 2017-04-04
Women aren't people, genius.
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-04
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
n/a eskachig 2017-04-04
Sounds like something only a filthy mayo would say...
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-04
Guilty. I plan on starting the mayocide with a suicide bombing though.
n/a eskachig 2017-04-04
Redemption is only a button press away! Good lad.
n/a LordBlackmore 2017-04-04
Uncocked Americans.
n/a WearyTunes 2017-04-04
Hey /u/Hook3d, Trump isn't hitler. Hitler was competent enough to set up parallel institutions soon after the conservatives invited him to form goverment.
He's more like Mussolini, who was forced to share power preventing his regime from going through the same process of radicalization. Except, he's not really like Mussolini, because he's not a Fascist.
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-04-04
You fucking take that back you ruskie shillbot!
n/a none_to_remain 2017-04-04
In recent political history:
Obama shits on the segment of the population that likes guns or religion, where "religion" in his speech is clearly understood to mean non-Prog Christianity. He still wins, but this does him no favors.
Romney shits on half the government's subjects for not paying income tax and having no personal responsibility, even if it's because they're too young, too old, or too retarded to have any income. He loses.
Clinton calls about a quarter of the electorate deplorable pieces of shit, and for another quarter that's "maybe you're not pieces of shit but half your friends sure are". She loses.
It would seem shitting on huge swathes of the electorate is not the most astute political move.
So what do we get now? Those who voted for Trump on his false promises and are now looking for another choice told to fuck off. Bernie Sanders fans told they're agents of Putin. At some point it seems like the Democrats just got tired of winning.
n/a pizzashill 2017-04-04
Huge swathes? Honestly, Clinton was honest when she called half of his base deplorable because they literally are deplorable.
Go look at the polling done on his base and look at the shit they believe. These people are just detached from reality and there will never be compromise, they're crazies.
n/a nanh 2017-04-04
Tell me your thoughts on Pepe
n/a UmmahSultan 2017-04-04
Go look at the polling and you'll find out that a quarter of her own supporters had the same awful flaws of character that make them unfit for giving Clinton their vote.
Also it turns out that you win elections by getting votes, not by being honest for the first time in your life when it comes to talking about how much you look down on people in lower social classes.
n/a pizzashill 2017-04-04
Ah yes, the myth that Trump won lower social classes.
Clinton won low-income voters, Trump won 70 thousand delusional people in the rust belt.
n/a GoMLism 2017-04-04
If people LITERALLY think he's the next Hitler then why don't they get off their ass and do something instead of talking shit online. Either you're talking shit (exaggerating/hyperbole), deep down inside you realize you're wrong, or you're a coward.
n/a Michaelphelpsisquick 2017-04-04
What do you think they should do not saying he is literally Hitler but what would you do?
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-04-04
The French could probably give him (or you) some pointers.
n/a buttsecksyermum 2017-04-04
Blow shit up.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-04-04
Wear a pussy hat and/or join ISIS.
n/a UmmahSultan 2017-04-04
If Trump is Hitler, then defeating him in an election is important enough that you should:
Actually vote for his opponent even if you're in a safe blue state like Michigan.
Nominate an opponent who is not the sort of person who would lose against a sleazy con artist with no political experience.
Attract people who are on the fence rather than calling them deplorable whenever they disagree with you about any issue.
Encourage the Democratic candidate to do the same, and to compromise on hot-button issues that alienate moderate conservatives.
n/a Michaelphelpsisquick 2017-04-04
Everyone thought Hillary would and the election is over so what should we do now to stop Hitler?
n/a UmmahSultan 2017-04-04
There will be another election in 2020, assuming all of your stupid conspiracy theories about Trump being Hitler/Palpatine are untrue.
If he actually does use emergency powers to cancel the election (keeping in mind that liberals spent 8 years whining about how Bush was going to do so, and conservatives spent 8 years whining about how Obama was going to do so), feel free to spend your last days in the FEMA camp being smug about how Hillary was too good for deplorable blue collar workers in the rust belt.
n/a donaldthelion 2017-04-04
Nah, he's just mentally I'll needs to get his meds adjusted
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-04-04
They see literally Hitler and they think you fight Nazis with Twitter. They need to be gassed.
n/a fucked_my_shit_up 2017-04-04
/u/Hook3d should see a therapist or something. Not even memeing or anything. His posts seem legitimately deranged, like he has some real hysteria /anger issues.
n/a Hook3d 2017-04-04
See /u/UncleSamuel? That's how you bait someone. Your attempt was pretty pathetic compared to /u/fuck_my_shit_up.
n/a UncleSamuel 2017-04-04
You got me all wrong buddy.
-UncleSamuel
n/a Velvet_Llama 2017-04-04
Ok, could you idiots stop sperging out for a second? You're missing the important thing here: a PMC held a meeting in the Seychelles. Do you know what that means? MGS V is real!!!
n/a sonicaficionado 2017-04-04
names billy live at farm g o ta confesion i have one night i live farm at farm i piv pigs nd cows gapin hole i fuck cows i put my dick in them it nice it se it smels nice one day i fucked hc hchien chiken and cracked egg with my dick yolk poured all over my dick i am am friend of animals o f friends odiabetesf friends puffy oily porkcho pork anus chop anus yolk yolk it is yolk like lube it is ues yes yeah of course yes yolk lube stand am up yeah yes i penetrate impact balls and salami am diccan
n/a Velvet_Llama 2017-04-04
Big if true.
n/a GoMLism 2017-04-04
War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines. War - and its consumption of life - has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefiled control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control...All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield...controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control...War becomes routine
n/a Tell_them_to_shrug 2017-04-04
So what happens when Trump is found innocent of any wrongdoing by the FBI? Will /r/politics become a left-wing /r/conspiracy, or will they pretend the year-long witch hunt never happened?
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-04-04
That's what I'm waiting on. Honestly, at this point anything short of proof that Trump and Putin 69'd while a Russian hooker pissed on them is going to be a huge letdown for /r/politics
n/a MG87 2017-04-04
Not to interrupt the circle jerk here but man the Davos family is pure fucking evil
n/a LordBlackmore 2017-04-04
I'm not going to look down my nose at people who regret voting for Trump. The guy is a master con man and fooled a lot of people into thinking he cares about them and is going to improve their lives.