Wake up. Time to die.

0  2017-04-04 by [deleted]

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22 comments

Have fun crossing the river Styx

I forgot to bring quarters :(

Give me a quick rundown

Here's a quick rundown:
-regularly deletes account

-In contact with noodles

-Produces shit-tier shitposts

-Controls movie night with an iron but fair fist

-Owns nothing of value

-Direct descendants of cumskin mayos

-Will gild the first comment about anal sex

-Owns 99% of my own pizzagate rolls

-First designer babies will in all likelihood be KK babies

-Said to have near average IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed, on average, by the average person

-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of yummy garlic naan bread bought from the grocer and eaten with no curry at all

-Owns distribution rights to gombot with R&D labs around the world

-You likely have ghost inside you right now

-Wacnews is in regular communication with the /u/toiracse and /u/Velvet_Llama, forwarding the word of God to the /u/CATHLOIC_EXTREMIST. Who do you think set up the meeting between the /u/AngryDM & /u/Netscape9 (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged /u/MasterLawlz's first trip to r/cuckoldpersonals in history literally a few days prior to the suspension?

-Learned fluent bitmoji in under a week

-Nation states entrust their tendie reserves with the me. There’s no chicken in Weaver, only Ft. KK

-About 4 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

-In reality, a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. I don’t even know my ultimate plan yet. I hope I end up being a benevolent being.

Anal. Sex.

I lied.

Should add that to your fancy list then, fascist.

No.

Post bussy before you go

actually posts bussy

I can dye in piece

I was not ready tbh

You're a cunt. You're a cunt now, you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is you're going to become an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

If there was ever a good reason to receive an unironic "kys", thinking that you're reddit-famous and that anyone gives a fuck about you has to be one.

Who are you?

Exactly my point.

Huh? Explain.

It is equally deluded of you to expect people to know and care who you are and whether you keep posting or not as it would be of me. Just because you think you made some buddies here, doesn't mean you changing accounts warrants a post. All the posts you wrote that you think made you well-known on this sub were read and forgotten with 99% of the userbase not even bothering to look at the author's username. Again, nobody gives a fuck.

Even if what you say is true, who are you?

I'm the guy who wrote that comment about nipples that triggered the shit out of SRD.

Who?

Literally who?

Who was this? Please let it be Lawlz