Lines are drawn over a large 8x10 painting

30  2017-04-04 by CirqueDuFuder

38 comments

Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora."

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Sorted by controversial, bless your heart. That's why I'll kill you last, /u/CirqueDuFuder.

[This little slapfight] is like a shiny turd in a pile of turd. /u/weekendwarrior13579 do you care to comment on the accusation that you hate on small white-boy micropenis? Do you hate white people? I also noticed you post on /r/gangbang. Where did your mother touch you that you became such a wild degenerate? Tell us, please.

Holy fuck, that guy jerks it a lot.

It usually takes me 6 beers to see something like this.

/u/WickedTriggered

Top quality comment.

That was pretty funny

I'm pretty sure that was the guy that got downvoted into the thousands a day or two ago.

I'm glad to see he's doing okay.

It usually takes me 6 beers to see something like this

The amount of beers that would take me to fuck a fatty would probably kill me

Sure, but you fuck 11 year olds.

Is there something wrong with that you pedophobe?

no

the choice between an 11 year old and a fatty is the real test of a man's moral character

These a birth stretch marks. In other words, this is a mother. I hate when people equate stretch marks to fat.

It looks like most of the young male art critics in the comments don't even know what "those white lines" are. They're making fat jokes because we can all see that the subject has a bit of excess weight.

I'm a dude, 6' 1" 185 lbs, never been heavier, skinny fat, and I have stretch marks. Some people get them more easily than others. Pregnancy is not the only way to get them, idiot.

Maybe you DID have a baby and the aliens wiped your memory?

I must look for xir.

Is that the name of the alien, or me being PC™, and not gendering my baby? Find out next time!

if it's the latter, why wouldn't you just say "I must look for them?"

Not inclusive enough, according to my Newspeak manual, edition 5.

lol fat

You can get the same pattern from getting fat with a stomach/hips gain pattern, so not necessarily. Stretch marks work in mysterious ways~*~

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I like it. Not so much the colour palette though.

xtra thicc

not enough aku this season tbqh

probably caused by the fact that Mako's dead

now i'm sad

It's good

Art is supposed to be provocative

Not really. Thats just an excuse for shitty edgy artists who claim their version of "Piss Christ" is art and not just dredge.

Regardless of if they were trying to send a message or not, the art is well done.

It's well done, but I don't think it's good if that makes sense.

Art is subjective, so that's a valid opinion. I'm pretty neutral about it, myself.

Not really.

Please, tell me your background in art theory.

Do I seem like I work at Starbucks?

Nope, just like a smooth brain.

I read a book by Adorno once, and i didn't kill myself afterwards. I suppose that counts, right?

you need a degree to look at pictures people dree

😂

If they're getting mad over that, imagine how they'll feel when they see those ancient fertility statues.

If they're getting mad over that, imagine how they'll feel when they see those ancient fertility statues.

Don't talk about your grandmother that way. She deserves your respect.

I think my grandma is fine with fertility statues.

I bet your grandma doesn't even know about fertility statues. Dick.

Seems weird to get bothered by it for sure.

Why is /r/Art so basic

This is why you don't drink to excess boys and girls. You wake up next to an extra 350-400 pounds.

Damn it. I thought this was funny as fuck because I read it as

This is why you don't drink in excess boys and girls. You wake up with an extra 350-400 pounds.

yuck fat women