This is how you bridge the divide between the retards of the alt right, and the retarded SJWS, they both are uniting in their hate of this shitty commercial.
No you have to keep watching. The ending is really epic. It has a girl (?) hand a pepsi to a riot cop, and when he drinks it everyone starts cheering. This is because the political issue at hand was apparently that police were not consuming soft drinks.
I saw the shorter version yesterday and thought it was terrible, but this version takes it to the next level of cringe. Pepsi: The only choice for trans Muslim rich kid cellists protesting a police state.
I figured, but that chick wasn't very hot so I thought maybe it was a dude (not that there's anything wrong with that).
She just looked pissed off the whole time for no reason which is neither feminine nor attractive.
The Kardashian had her boobs bouncing around without a bra towards the end but you can't even enjoy it being distracted by all the cringe.
There's no way I'd jerk off to basically any portion of this video.
Pepsi forgot the most basic rule of advertising. Why did they think making this garbage would be a good idea? Looks like they spent at least a few million $ on it.
LOL. It's telling too that we don't see who the Big Bad is in the video, it's just a generic police blockade...what is the real message here? The beverage industry has way more in common with those in power than "the people". It's also really stupid that a Kardashian represents a generation of political activists. How about they get Bernie Sanders next time? :P
Every time someone posts a picture, a gif, a video, a screenshot, or just anything really that involves some kind of "corporate" thing - A video game, a logo, or probably just even the town hall of a city given how overboard you dummies go, you have to /r/HailCorporate it.
I'm done. I've had enough. You can't just spam /r/HailCorporate and expect an upvote. You can't just be like "dude, you're playing a game?" and post /r/HailCorporate. You just can't.
I doubt you even work for corporate given how against them you are. You live in a cardboard box, typing on your CrapBook Pro, feeling good about yourself because you think you just "called someone else out" for being a corporate shrill.
Just who do you think you are? Some epic 12-year-old on the internet with le cool fedora posting about how "corporate shrill hails this, corporate shrill hails that?" Well, I've got news for you. You aren't anything. You aren't epic, you aren't a 12-year-old, and your fedora certainly isn't le cool.
I hope in time you will learn that not everybody and everything is a corporate shrill.
I saw a pale 14 year old walking outside of my work with a fedora on. I didn't know what to feel. Sad? Should I laugh? Do I need to give him an intervention? In the end I didn't do anything, but it was a thought provoking experience.
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n/a OccasionallyClueless 2017-04-05
Link us to the drama, not the video, you Pepsi shill.
n/a mostsharks 2017-04-05
Fuck u this video is important
n/a TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-04-05
I thought it was pretty corny
n/a mostsharks 2017-04-05
So was Star Trek that didn't stop it from being incredibly influential challenging biases against interracial relationships or in this case Pepsi MAX
n/a Senator_Chickpea 2017-04-05
Hey now -- "The Negron Complex" was a pretty hard-hitting script.
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-04-05
WE ARE THE MOVEMENT
WE ARE THE GENERATION
WE ARE
n/a sonicaficionado 2017-04-05
bepis
n/a grafton29 2017-04-05
Eh , i like it.
n/a OccasionallyClueless 2017-04-05
Suk my wanky, dog spunk is more important than this.
n/a subpoutine 2017-04-05
It's certainly more drinkable than Pepsi.
n/a MG87 2017-04-05
This is how you bridge the divide between the retards of the alt right, and the retarded SJWS, they both are uniting in their hate of this shitty commercial.
n/a ChipChippersonAMA 2017-04-05
Cokes better anyway
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-04-05
Fascist
n/a ChipChippersonAMA 2017-04-05
There's a Koch brothers joke somewhere in here
n/a Nomadlads 2017-04-05
I prefer the Bogdanoff Brothers myself.
n/a PickUpPeanutButter 2017-04-05
Hag
n/a subpoutine 2017-04-05
How can you possibly think this when Charles de Gaulle agrees and the proud pepsis of Canada believe otherwise?
n/a Wordshark 2017-04-05
I made it 30 seconds. That music had to die.
n/a ______________pewpew 2017-04-05
American music is terrible.
n/a Ryuklovesapples 2017-04-05
I'll drink a Pepsi to that.
n/a cavides 2017-04-05
it's authentic Jamaican music, mon. He would have made his granddad proud.
n/a ______________pewpew 2017-04-05
It's all the same to me
n/a TonyFuckingDanza 2017-04-05
Skip Marley and the Sell-Outs, featuring Aiden, Braden, Caden, and Muffy Marley.
n/a Allanon_2020 2017-04-05
We have Kanye tho
n/a ______________pewpew 2017-04-05
Don't make me repeat myself
n/a Allanon_2020 2017-04-05
You better pump the brakes kid, that man is a national treasure
n/a ______________pewpew 2017-04-05
¯\_(◔ ‿ ◔)_/¯
n/a Awayfone 2017-04-05
Nicholas Cage does not even want him.
n/a UmmahSultan 2017-04-05
No you have to keep watching. The ending is really epic. It has a girl (?) hand a pepsi to a riot cop, and when he drinks it everyone starts cheering. This is because the political issue at hand was apparently that police were not consuming soft drinks.
n/a Vacation_Flu 2017-04-05
FTFY
n/a cavides 2017-04-05
http://i.imgur.com/2oJ9xRF.jpg
n/a AreYouFuckingHappy 2017-04-05
Powerful.
n/a extrasparkling 2017-04-05
pepsi causes cancer
n/a whaddyaknowmaginot 2017-04-05
I saw the shorter version yesterday and thought it was terrible, but this version takes it to the next level of cringe. Pepsi: The only choice for trans Muslim rich kid cellists protesting a police state.
n/a snurpss 2017-04-05
So, official drink of Stanford?
n/a LiterallyKesha 2017-04-05
Whew. Gotem!
n/a ciaphas22 2017-04-05
Endorsed by Georgetown
n/a JohnnyLargeCock 2017-04-05
Is the Muslim trans or are you and someone else in this thread being hyperbolic? I can't tell.
n/a whaddyaknowmaginot 2017-04-05
Hyperbolic, I'm just mashing all the demographics they try to appeal to here together.
n/a JohnnyLargeCock 2017-04-05
I figured, but that chick wasn't very hot so I thought maybe it was a dude (not that there's anything wrong with that).
She just looked pissed off the whole time for no reason which is neither feminine nor attractive.
The Kardashian had her boobs bouncing around without a bra towards the end but you can't even enjoy it being distracted by all the cringe.
There's no way I'd jerk off to basically any portion of this video.
Pepsi forgot the most basic rule of advertising. Why did they think making this garbage would be a good idea? Looks like they spent at least a few million $ on it.
n/a whaddyaknowmaginot 2017-04-05
LOL. It's telling too that we don't see who the Big Bad is in the video, it's just a generic police blockade...what is the real message here? The beverage industry has way more in common with those in power than "the people". It's also really stupid that a Kardashian represents a generation of political activists. How about they get Bernie Sanders next time? :P
n/a massenkompatibel 2017-04-05
Well, these people are always talking about their masses, and the beverage industry certainly has much more to do with that than those in power.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-04-05
Hitler was right
n/a MG87 2017-04-05
about bussy?
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-04-05
About (((animals)))
n/a Senator_Chickpea 2017-04-05
On the other hand, Pepsi did once light a black man on fire
n/a Masturb_Chyiff 2017-04-05
/r/HailCorporate
/u/colm44 do your thing
n/a colm44 2017-04-05
No. You know what? Just go away.
Every time someone posts a picture, a gif, a video, a screenshot, or just anything really that involves some kind of "corporate" thing - A video game, a logo, or probably just even the town hall of a city given how overboard you dummies go, you have to /r/HailCorporate it.
I'm done. I've had enough. You can't just spam /r/HailCorporate and expect an upvote. You can't just be like "dude, you're playing a game?" and post /r/HailCorporate. You just can't.
I doubt you even work for corporate given how against them you are. You live in a cardboard box, typing on your CrapBook Pro, feeling good about yourself because you think you just "called someone else out" for being a corporate shrill.
Just who do you think you are? Some epic 12-year-old on the internet with le cool fedora posting about how "corporate shrill hails this, corporate shrill hails that?" Well, I've got news for you. You aren't anything. You aren't epic, you aren't a 12-year-old, and your fedora certainly isn't le cool.
I hope in time you will learn that not everybody and everything is a corporate shrill.
n/a sonicaficionado 2017-04-05
I saw a pale 14 year old walking outside of my work with a fedora on. I didn't know what to feel. Sad? Should I laugh? Do I need to give him an intervention? In the end I didn't do anything, but it was a thought provoking experience.
n/a PoorLilMarco 2017-04-05
Stop trying to shill fedoras
n/a inkoDe 2017-04-05
this is hillarious.
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-04-05
great pasta, would copy
n/a TonyFuckingDanza 2017-04-05
I want to have a thing that people ping me to do :(
n/a cultish_alibi 2017-04-05
This is outrageous, Pepsi shouldn't be co-opting the real struggle faced by CNN, Madonna and Starbucks.
n/a pigeondoubletake 2017-04-05
t
n/a subpoutine 2017-04-05
The American cop: won't shake your hand because he's trained to not get stabbed, but he'll drink whatever a trans-Muslim anarchist hands him.
n/a Ennui2778 2017-04-05
It's free corn syrup! Taking it without question is kinda the American way.
n/a SamInTheLoop 2017-04-05
Wtf I love Pepsi and the Kardashians now
n/a donaldthelion 2017-04-05
This is why I only drink coke and coke products they supported the mayos during apartheid any good at righter always has an ice cold coke nearby
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-04-05
They also put a hit on those trade unionists in Colombia
n/a donaldthelion 2017-04-05
Even more reason to enjoy an icy cold coke
n/a MG87 2017-04-05
To be fair, has anyone TRIED solving these problems with Pepsi before they say it’s a bad idea?
n/a cavides 2017-04-05
There were some experiments done using water. Pepsi could have worked better, because it's sticky and could slow them down.
n/a Awayfone 2017-04-05
Although giving someone Pepsi might just angry them.
#cokebetter
n/a MoshMuth 2017-04-05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imUigBNF-TE
n/a ScootR- 2017-04-05
Pepsi: Because once the cops hit you over the head a few times you won't be able to taste anyway.
n/a botchlings 2017-04-05
What the fuck did I just watch? And what does it have to do with trying to sell me Pepsi?
n/a EasySchmitty 2017-04-05
They shut it down
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
n/a cavides 2017-04-05
This link still works.
n/a EasySchmitty 2017-04-05
Well I guess the liability's been passed to Kendall to take it down
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-04-05
Truly a south park neutral ad.
n/a Chicup 2017-04-05
As a Trump voter and supporter, I think I just need to drink RC.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-04-05
Good thing people are calling Pepsi on their dangerous practices. Meanwhile 20 children were just diagnosed with diabetes.
n/a Masturb_Chyiff 2017-04-05
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand pulled!
Bahahahaha! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS!