Cool guy cokehead schools others on drugs, parenting, and Saved by the Bell

5  2017-04-05 by TrailerParkBride

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People on cocaine and ecstasy are more alert than drunk and stoned people. Not much to argue about here, don't know why people are taking so much issue with that.

This, but also it's ridiculous how they all act like they know EXACTLY what it is.

"Oh there's smack in the yellow wrap. Yep, definitely coke or molly, I mean it's a white powder what else could it be???" Then there's the one guy who thinks the big white pills are oxy despite them saying temazapam on the packaging. Oxy is probably the only scary drug he could think of, so he said it.

I've never done coke myself but have seen it make an already caring mother into supermom. Making pretzel marshmallow snowmen by day, raunchy endless sex by night. 10/10

The parent is definitely a dumbass and is either a loon or a jerk with a lot of medical issues, but yeah, you can still be a functional parent and take those drugs.

Oh for sure. Anybody who posts their drugs on facebook is pretty retarded.

Are you fucking serious? That's a pretty massive bender right there. Imagine trying to get up in the morning to drive the kids to school safely after taking a chunk of that shit. Functional my hairy ring piece.

Yeah I mean in general, not all of those at once. The real issue is overdoses and addiction costs.

In my experience once you start taking coke you want to stay high. That doesn't gel well with a school run.

Note that the functional parents who nobody realizes does cocaine on the side are all rich fuckers who probably don't even need to drive their kids.

Real ecstasy puts you pretty fucking out of it. If I had a choice between sharing the road with someone stoned and someone on molly I'd choose stoned 100% of the time.

I wouldn't wanna be in a car with someone feeling the effects of eating 5 spacecakes. Dosage matters and you people need to stop bitching at me about it.

Go watch another episode of Saved by the Bell

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If someone wants to do drugs, that's fine, I really don't care as long as it's in the privacy of their own home. But it's super irresponsible to do that with children in the home.

Yeah of that lady took all those pills she would absolutely be dead