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I should just start following this guy and copying his posts here and /r/ShitPoliticsSays for all the delicious karma. He's a karma goldmine.

Beat you

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPoliticsSays/comments/63qokl/trump_is_most_vile_evil_man_in_history_according/

This guy is the best

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/63pnhz/this_image_is_now_illegal_in_russia/dfw648o/

Putin thinks he can stop the LGBTQIA revolution through censorship, but we will meme him into oblivion

lol 2.5k upvotes and 2x gold. In case anyone needed any more proof politics was delusional.

I post there mainly to mock them/insidiously insert some perspective into their circlejerk.

It's going well.

That's almost scary actually.

LGBTQIA

Isn't that a really bad sandwich, I want to say one made with quinoa?

Lettuce Guac Bacon Tomatoes Quinoa Irish cream Anchovies?

Meme Putin into oblivion

This coming from the party of such quality memes and "Pokémon Go to the polls," "Donald Ducks his taxes," and the profoundly original "delete your account."

/u/allyourexpensivetoys, kill yourself. And that's not a meme.

"Delete your account" was a good meme though. Still is.

It's a great meme, but I'd argue that Hillary owns it the same way Trump does all of his memes. When I hear "delete your account" I don't think "Hillary."

Bad memes should be an executable offense worldwide.

Without objection.

JESUS CHROIST JACKIE BOUYYYY

How's /r/ShitPoliticsSays in the autism spectrum? Tankie or Cuckervasitive?

Basically 90% of their posters are from /r/the_donald, some of the content is pretty good though

Yeah it's a nice museum of the immense retardation of /r/politics, even though most people on SPS are Trumpets themselves.

It takes retards to compile retardedness.

Dear /r/Drama mods, can this pretty pls be our new motto?

Yeah it's a nice museum of the immense retardation of /r/politics,

The first page of r/politics does that job pretty well

SPS has been around far longer than T_D

But it's the same crew. It's not for laughing at idiocy and partisanship, it's for laughing at idiocy and partisanship on one side, which isn't fun.

In fairness, trying to find (upvoted) absurd partisanship and conspiracy theories on /r/politics that aren't on the left would be a pretty arduous task. You'd think, given that it's meant to be a general politics sub, that it would be fertile ground for crazies on both sides. Alas...

It use to be better.

Of course in it current state better not saying much

You say while posting in the alt-right misogynistic echo chamber of r/drama

Totally.

Oh honey, we need to laugh at the left. There's plenty of shit on the other side but it's so overdone it just sounds like Fallon's opening monologues.

Something like this

I've seen similar screenshots for other subs; what website is this?

https://trevor.shinyapps.io/subalgebra/

wants to mass murder innocent families for fun

Who doesn't enjoy a little wanton slaughter now and then

Buzzkills, that's who.

wonton slaughter? sounds delicious

He must have meant woman slaughter.

Still delicious

Lol for fucks sake.

This is the shit that will lose the Dems the 2020 election to Pence and so many people are acting like this is how they're gonna win.

Trump's a fucking moron but he's not "evil". He's just a toddler with a big playpen.

Bernie was a mistake.

You realize this is what republicans have been doing for like 10 years now, right?

It worked for them, why can't it work for the DNC? Should we go into the various conspiracies about how Obama was going to declare martial law, how Obama was Hitler/the Anti-Christ come to destroy America?

Seriously, if you think this shit won't work you're delusional dude. It's ALL that works for republicans, the only thing large swathes of rural America understand is conspiracies and hyperbole.

So your argument is literally, 'We get to be lying assholes, too!, and you can't blame us for it like we blame them!'.

lol.

No, my argument is people like you are clueless. You sit here and spam "DERP DERP THE DEMS ARE GONNA LOSE FOR DOING EXACTLY WHAT THE REPUBLICANS DO."

http://imgur.com/a/QxrRe

Get over yourself moron.

and someone calling Trump a piece of shit is going to cost the dems?

It really amazes me after watching the Republican Primary and The General Election you think this time

This time

This time is the time that getting into the mud with President Donald Trump will be the time liberals will come out ahead.

They targeted republicans.

republicans

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding jobs. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more enough pay to feed our families and the rent.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time worshiping a fictional character all to draw out a single extra amount of joy.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same tasks over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such job proficiency that they can literally do their jobs blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many woodworking projects have been smashed, transmissions over heated, sporting equipment destroyed in frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our supreme court? Republicans aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the political landscape over our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by our coworkers on the job site. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Republicans are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another fight to protect 2A.

This is exactly what I'd expect a white person to say.

This is what i would expect a white person to say also.

Hate to burst your bubble, but my great great great grandmother was 15% native American.

So don't group me with the mayos.

So, you're like chipotle mayo then? I like you :)

Every chick I have ever hooked up with have said the same.

"Thats how I get my natural tan"

Oh shit, what are you doing shitposting on reddit, Senator Warren?

Well, one difference is that the Republicans maintained more of a separation between the conspiracy side and the elite intellectual side than the Dems seem to be doing. The "moderate" side right now on this Russia thing is mostly composed of anti-Trump conservatives, who are still Republicans.

You're probably a millennial and don't know very much.

Who does? Old people voted in a mentally disabled con artist, doesn't seem like they know anything either.

You're probably a millennial and don't know very much.

You're probably a millenial and don't know very much.

Seriously, if you think this shit won't work you're delusional dude. It's ALL that works for republicans, the only thing large swathes of rural America understand is conspiracies and hyperbole.

They understand that the left hates them. Can we really blame them for fighting back?

How does the "left" hate them dude? Let's have this discussion.

Can you list something on the DNC platform that is against these people?

How does the "left" hate them dude? Let's have this discussion.

The left shrieks "WE KNOW OUR WHITES" and passes it off as valid social commentary. The left shrieks about how "ALL WHITES ARE RACIST" and passes that off as social commentary. If you hurl racist abuse at a group long enough, they'll vote against you. That's what's happening here. Rural whites are behaving like a minority, and the left is responding with yet another tantrum.

Do you mean "the left" or the fringe crazy left?

So for example, the "right" hates black people and Hispanics then? Because I can go find stormfrontors or nazis that are right wing, and vote republican doing the same stupid shit.

So using your logic, the right hates minorities?

Also, these people have not voted democrat since the southern strategy, do you think rural white people voting overwhelmingly republican is some new thing?

Do you mean "the left" or the fringe crazy left?

We've reached the point where there's not really a difference.

So for example, the "right" hates black people and Hispanics then?

What was your first clue?

We've reached the point where there's not really a difference.

Alright then, you should have no problem finding something on the DNC platform that displays "hatred" towards rural people.

What was your first clue?

So just to be clear - you believe the American left hates white people, even though the majority of the American left is in fact white?

And the right hates black people and Hispanics, even the black republicans and the Hispanic republicans?

If Hillary Clinton had responded to Bernie's "white people don't know what it's like to be poor" with "I'm not debating this bigot anymore; I fully repudiate Sanders' racism and will not accept him being part of the Democratic Party, which he was not until this year" she would be president right now.

Every side has a fringe crazy component, but they get judged by how welcome the mainstream treats them. The GOP gets some goofballs but they aren't letting David Duke run things.

Look at this shit, I can't even fathom how stupid someone has to be to think when Bernie said that it wasn't just him misspeaking. Bernie Sanders grew up a poor white person.

Straight up, if you think Bernie Sanders meant white people can't be poor or don't know what it's like to be poor in the literal sense you might have a severe learning disability.

if growing up in poverty was so hard on Bernie Sanders, then why did he not get a job until he was 40? ;-)

Funny how misspeaking like this only happens when you're doing ethnic pandering, which is obviously something that's going to alienate the target of this attack (in favor of a group that can't even vote because of voter suppression).

Obama was going to declare martial law, how Obama was Hitler/the Anti-Christ come to destroy America?

Thats not what "republicans have been doing" unless you want to take the far left fringe and say thats what democrats have been doing. Don't shovel this shit here.

The democrat party is the one pushing this stupid narrative these days, THATS the difference.

Thats not what "republicans have been doing" unless you want to take the far left fringe and say thats what democrats have been doing. Don't shovel this shit here.

What? Are you on drugs? So to be clear here - if we were to go find polls on republican opinions in relation to where Obama was born, what would we find?

Should we put to the time when a governor of Texas tried to deploy the national guard because a republican conspiracy theory claimed he was going to take Texas over?

http://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpolitics/2015/05/02/403865824/texas-governor-deploys-state-guard-to-stave-off-obama-takeover

The democrat party is the one pushing this stupid narrative these days, THATS the difference.

What narrative is the democratic party pushing?

http://www.politifact.com/texas/statements/2015/jun/19/doonesbury/doonesbury-says-greg-abbott-activated-texas-state-/

Did you even read your own article?

"To address concerns of Texas citizens and to ensure that Texas communities remain safe, secure and informed about military procedures occurring in their vicinity, I am directing the Texas State Guard to monitor Jade Helm 15.

"During the Operation’s eight-week training period… I expect to receive regular updates on the progress and safety of the Operation.

"During the training operation, it is important that Texans know their safety, constitutional rights, private property rights and civil liberties will not be infringed. By monitoring the Operation on a continual basis, the State Guard will facilitate communications between my office and the commanders of the Operation to ensure that adequate measures are in place to protect Texans."

He literally did have the national guard watch them, based on the conspiracy Obama planned to take over Texas.

I didn't say he activated them, I said he tried, or at least the conspiratards wanted it. They still had the fucking guard watch the US military based on a fringe conspiracy.

So what is it you think you linked here, the only conclusion I can come to is that you didn't read your own link.

Bernie was a mistake.

pls don't take the Lord's name in vain

leading an ethically cleansing administration all based around the alt right ideology of Steve Brannon.

ETHIC CLEANSING

Ok, I'm convinced that u/allyourexpensivetoys is a troll, she leaves subtle gags like this too consistently. But thousands of people upvoting her are not on the joke :/

Could r/politic be one big joke? We just missed the "now a satire sub" memo?

Trump has actually chilled out a lot and stopped painting himself orange since taking office. He's still an incompetent moron doing daily damage to the country with his stupidity, but he's not as ridiculous as before.

Who the fuck are you and what have you done with the real Velvet_Llama?

Lol your name is awesome.

He's still an incompetent moron doing daily damage to the country

yeah but i mean holy shit look at Melania's tits and tell me that's not way better than having to see Hillary Clinton's loose, sagging, puppymill breeder-mama dugs swinging on your TV screen for the next 4-8 years

She's not even hot anymore. Gross old plastic looking thing.

omg is that you, Missus Kardashian-West? hey now baby, don't be jealin just cause youre looking like an Armenian Morticia with a $300 spray tan and a big, fake bubble-ass ;-)

You're weird.

just the way yo mama like me

i hope that's actually a well-crafted troll

/u/allyourexpensivetoys how's it like to have achieved a weaponized autism grade?

Have we reached peak hysteria or can /r/politics go further?

Of course they can

Uh, definitely?

Who's one of the most evil men in history? Is it Hitler? Is it Stalin? Is it Mick from work, who keeps stealing my lunch from the break room refrigerator?

Why no love for Pol Pot?

He was a "model minority", we have no love for those.

oh my god it's the same guy from the "liberals are the superior race" copypasta

Stalin saved the USSR from Hitler, total starvation and from being a bankrupt country into a super power. Trump and Pence would hang every lgbt person in the country if they could.

Stalin is a hero. Trump is a super villian.

Life is weird