A bunch of dorks in /r/cringeanarchy fight with each other over who has done drugs before, whether that's cool, whether ever doing drugs is not cool, and whether people who use them are losers

44  2017-04-06 by ashent2

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You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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Haha in all seriousness though people who do drugs should be shot

/u/skybluecufc

You're a proper mad cunt aren't you

Completely missed the point of the post.

Congrats on being a white knight though, kudos to you.

Admit you want to lick my balls

In exchange for free food?

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Losers always whine about people who do drugs, winners go home and do a line on the ass of the prom queen.

Y'all need Duterte

Alcohol is the only non-degenerate drug tbh

Socially acceptable and you can drink it with your grandma. Try doing that with Coke and meth.

My grandma used to talk about all the coke she did in the eighties. Apparently she could throw down.

Mine was 80 in the 80s. She was hopped up on morphine when she was in the hospital for emphysema.

I drink Coke with my grandma

I thought Pepsi was the cool new drink?

Not really.

The 'cringe', whether you agree with it or not, was that this person was clearly trying to act like they knew about drugs when they didn't at all. I couldn't care less whether they have or not.

Nice dude how much weed do you smoke fam

3 weeds

my cousin did 3 weeds once.

he's gay now, all due to the devil's lettuce.

rest in pece

Looks like the drugs have already destroyed your mind, dope fiend.

This is reply is cringe within itself.

Kys degenerate dope fiend

Edgy.

WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS TEXT ISNT FUCKING CONFESSIONS, ALRIGHT IT'S YOU BEING A BITCH, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

cringe that you cant recognize sarcasm cause you're too blinded by your drug rage

weed is why you have accomplished nothing with your life

Say the person that wastes his time focusing on 'drama' on reddit lol

and you waste time circlejerking about veganism, "cringe", and garbage american television

we're all here for silliness, but at least one of us isn't destroying his brain with the devil's lettuce

Having interests that I use reddit to talk about = I've destroyed my brain from occasionally smoking weed.

Okay, and I'm guessing you're the CEO of a fortune 500 company or the leader of a respected charity since you seem so insecure about how much other people have accomplished...

no, i'm just not a herb burning degenerate and i've made something of my life. what have you done to be proud of, apart from jerking off to disgusting pornography and eating an entire bag of doritos in one sitting?

In university studying for a degree that I'm on track to get a good grade in, spent 3 years helping in a primary school as work experience to become a teacher, been at a competitive level for a number of sports and had a job since I was 15. Not trying to say I'm a hero but it's not deserving of the title 'degenerate', sounds like you've got a couple insecurities. And by the looks of the subs you admin, it seems you'd rather focus on the problems of other people than on fixing yourself - good going, man.

But yeah, weed makes you lazy and a degenerate according to people like you who just buy into the conservative rhetoric because you can't think for yourself.

to become a teacher

LOL, low achiever confirmed. enjoy the mediocrity brought by burning beelzebub's bush.

In their defense, I'd probably be tokin' it up something fierce at the prospect of becoming a teacher, so it's really more of a "chicken or egg" kinda thing.

tru, tru

/u/skybluecufc i may have been wrong, so please elaborate. did you start smoking the sinister spinach because you were a failure, or is it the other way around?

Avoided my question so I'm going to assume you're a failure and don't even have weed to blame your lack of success on. Sucks to be you, maybe you should light up sometime, it might cheer you up.

i bang the hottest, blondest babes, i have the sickest iTunes library anyone has ever seen, and i wear the sweetest pants in my office. honestly, they're probably the coolest pants anyone has seen in any of the regional offices, but i'll have to check things out a bit more to be sure. i make six figures and i consistently can score "purdy smart" on the Peg Game at Cracker Barrel.

so yeah, my life is going pretty sweet. sit down, kiddo

in my office

Average job, average pay, probably average if not slightly below average grades when you were in school.

Yeah, you're definitely a failure.

i know Belphegor's butter lettuce has rotted your brain, but this isn't even the right comment. plus, you ignored the whole context. please try harder.

Didn't look at sub, just replied from inbox

yet another symptom of asmodeus' arugula. get help, addict

Lemme see some more of those alliterative marijuana euphemisms.

foul frisée

evil endive

rancorous raddichio

abaddon's asparagus

execrable escarole

calamitous cress

beastly broccoli

goblin greens

How does this guy not realize you're fucking with him?

Abaddon's asparagus claims another :'(

How is that low achieving? I'm not from the U.S.

Since you seem so interested in me, what makes you superior?

i bang the hottest, blondest babes, i have the sickest iTunes library anyone has ever seen, and i wear the sweetest pants in my office. honestly, they're probably the coolest pants anyone has seen in any of the regional offices, but i'll have to check things out a bit more to be sure. i make six figures and i consistently can score "purdy smart" on the Peg Game at Cracker Barrel.

so yeah, my life is going pretty sweet. sit down, kiddo

He's not a vegan sooooo...

Have fun making a GoFundMe to pay for crayons.

You havent lived until you plug a nice shard and masturbate until your dick has a callous.

i absolutely do not 11k pleb

The more you deny it, the clearer it is that you are secretly envious of me. Trying to insult me only makes you more envious of my large breasts, micropenis, and the shard in my ass.

good gif

you're being trolled and im surprised you haven't picked up on the "devils lettuce"

He either trolls 100% of the time by his post history or that guy is a retard

this entire sub is a troll

i dun goofed

Wait are you trolling or are real people actually this dumb? Do people really fall for that D.A.R.E shit they taught you in elementary school?

stay out of my inbox, degenerate pipefiend

Man you are either the best troll I've met (Cause I honestly can't tell if you're serious) or you are the worlds biggest faggot.

So either congrats or go fuck yourself.

maybe you wouldn't have so much trouble understanding the world if you didn't view it through the haze of your drug smoke, loser. get a job.

Hello I too have definitely done drugs too friend ;)

I'm confused why that was even posted to that sub in the first place. I thought "cringe" meant the expression of left-leaning opinions.

There's plenty of right wing cringe too. I'd love for the political shit to go away altogether, but hey, it comes with the territory and we're not going to start censoring users or removing posts just because of politics.

You'd be thinking of anarchy cringe. AKA anything PK posts.

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glanced at the front page and found "Gender nonconforming"? No Motherfucker you're a dude in a dress

isn't a dude wearing a dress the definition of gender nonconforming? hmmm

"Mowing lawn"? No Motherfucker you're a cutting grass.

"Drowning"? No Motherfucker you're inhaling water.

This is fun.

Officer you said I was driving? No motherfucker I was travelling.

I am a Sovereign Citizen of the land and I do not consent to be detained.

They're so mad but they don't have the vocabulary to express why. It's a bit like my cat.

ur cat would prolly recognize that he's kinda rockin that dress tbh

High school

and college. doing drugs was p cool for quite a while in my experience. now it's just a hobby that around half the people i know have, and the other half don't care about.

At least in my circle, people weren't bragging about it anymore. You did stuff or you didn't and it was cool either way.

Not drinking was weird though. Hell, still is, and I'm in my mid 30s.

u proved my point

was your point that i'm a very cool dude with a massive dick and the most poppin' iTunes library ever put together?

Clean opiates basically have no bad effects on the body or mind, the harm stems from prohibition and cut drugs.

Holy shit you're a fucking moron /u/fuokocim. Do you actually believe that crap? I understand that you're a teenager, disillusioned with your middle school health class, but grow a fucking brain. I hope you don't say that crap in real life because people are going to think you're retarded.

Cute, you think you know what you're talking about.

maybe marijuanas make you murder or like jazz music

there's no "maybe" about it

I'm a huge fan of the guy that's arguing that having a heroin addiction isn't actually a bad thing if you have access to clean heroin.