I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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Not trying to break the circlejerk cause I find all this shit hilarious, but everywhere I look it says 5'9.

Hollywood 5'9" is real world 5'7"

Yeah I guess it would be pretty hard to find high level acting work when you list your height as 5'7.

It's weird how many leading men are extremely short. Tom Cruise and Robert Downey Jr must be like 5'3". My dad's theory was that manlets fit in the frame better, and their short limbs make their movements more graceful.

Your dad is correct. It isn't a theory.

Movie stars used to be taller in the days of 5:4, but now everyone wants 16:9, so unless you film at a Dutch angle or sideways you need to zoom out or hire small actors, basic math really.

Met Joe Rogan in real life and he is nowhere near 5'8, have heard similar from other people.

I thought that was just for porn stars.

confirmed here http://www.celebheights.com/s/Joe-Rogan-1194.html

I am a manlet but I'm only doing it to be ironic

Oh then you're good in my book

Me too

It probably doesn't help he sold 3 whole tickets for his shitty movie in the UK.

Union rules says have to go to theaters before dvd

Or something like that was the excuse I heard

They have to go in theaters to be considered for an Academy award.

Wow, wtf

Is 5'7" manlet height? I thought you had to be like, sub 5'5" for that.

Manlet statues starts at 6'2" and below.

Lol if you ain't 7'2", who the fuck are you?

Not a goofy giant I guess.

I went to high school with an Indian dude who was 7'2".

How

He might have had gigantism or something.

Found the 6'3 guy.

>tfw you're 6'5"

These people just like getting a rise out of others. They aren't to be taken seriously.

Michael Bay really needs to put Shia back to work.

Stop. I didn't come here to masturbate.

Speak for yourself.

The war between Shia and Pepe has been one of the most entertaining and amazing things I've seen in years.

It came up in some normie part of reddit earlier and they were posting about how he tricked /pol/ by making them publicize all this shit. And now they're publicizing his movie that sold only 3 tickets. He's laughing his way to the bank somehow.

It looks like his movie is going to end its UK run with only three tickets sold. He'll be laughing all the way to Burger King.

I had to google that and this article is hilarious

http://variety.com/2017/film/box-office/shia-labeouf-film-sells-single-ticket-on-u-k-opening-but-receives-forces-boost-1202023290/

The Shia LaBeouf thriller “Man Down” has managed to triple the number of general-public paid admissions in Britain – from one ticket sold to three.

During its U.K. opening weekend last weekend, it sold a single ticket in its only venue, the Reel Cinema in Burnley, northern England, taking in a whopping £7 ($8.73), according to data tracker comScore. That admission is believed to have been a single student ticket priced at £6.90 (comScore rounds its data up to the nearest pound).

The cinema is since confirmed to have sold a further two tickets since its dismal opening weekend.

The film has seen a slight boost, however, from a specialist theater chain that provides films for military personnel and their dependents in the U.K. and overseas. SSVC Forces Cinemas has eight theaters in the U.K.

“Man Down” is an obvious choice for Forces Cinemas given that its central character, played by LaBeouf, is a U.S. Marine returning home from a tour in Afghanistan suffering from PTSD. The film played at the circuit’s Forum Cinema in Blandford on Monday and Tuesday and generated more than three times the box office of the Burnley site, taking results through Tuesday to £79 ($98.50).

I didn't even know he had a movie out until this thread

It's not even trumpets fucking with him anymore. It's everyone under the age of 30 (and some over) except the SRD-type people.

How long until it's like that scene from The Weatherman?

"Hey weatherman!"

*On a cold winter day in downtown Chicago, Nic Cage turns at the sound of of someone yelling to him from a passing car*

*Gets hit in the fucking face with a milkshake*

*Car of dudes laughs as they drive away*

He pretty much looked like drunk in a bar Ron Burgundy at the HWNDU instillation.

TMZ are good eggs. I don't care what anyone says.

Shia needs:

• Intensive mental health treatment

• Rehab

• Return to the Transformers franchise

It's like the purge, but just for him. And it doesn't end.

No that's what WE need. What the WORLD needs.

Return to the Transformers franchise

Fuck that, Mark whalberg is better than him.

Over under for when shia commits mayocide

I don't know man, this seems like too realistic a possibility to take bets on.

I'd say a 60% chance Shia does some kind of real attack in 2017. Just to be clear, by real attack I mean something involving a weapon.

Just because you are nuts, doesn't mean that you're an artist.

They blow up the bowling alley over haram bowling balls?

Wait, wrong Shia. Though it does say that he "exploded", lol.

Who knew there really is Shi'a bowling

We've obtained additional video that shows Shia was going off about a bartender refusing to serve him french fries. French fries.

Holy Jesus, did Shia just REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE all over them for French Fries? This is his version of tendies.

Imagine having to return after that meltdown to ask for your street shoes back. God, the cringe.