You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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We were told we were going to be playing kvlt ass metal, but instead we got this weak ass bullshit scooby doo theme song sounding garbage that 13 year olds listen to to make their parents mad.

Isn't it the entire point of metal as a genre to be something 13 year olds listen to to make their parents mad?

https://youtu.be/7sdVhfn6-O8?t=11s

Huh, weird. I always thought Brent ate your soul if you called Mastodon metal to his face.

SPLIT YOUR PANTS WITH CHICKEN TENDERRRRRS