"Wow Brightnightblade, you sure are handsome and super cool also!"
"Why thank you sexy lady I am handsome and super cool aren't I"
"If I wasn't married I'd have lots of sex with you, five minutes is all I needed to realize you're the perfect man"
"Thank you woman who is a solid 9/10, your words have inspired me on this day"
And then he removed the puppet from his hand and continued to huff paint thinner.
because you haven't yet realised that getting a compliment from or being friends with a girl doesn't automatically mean she wants to bang you.
Who hasn't slept with a girl they were friends with or who complimented you tho.
Like you get complimented all the time, how do you tell if someone is interested in you or just thinks you are a cool person to protect them from wild animals unless you find out?
If you assume everyone wants to have sex with you you never miss out on people you assumed didn't want to have sex with you compared to the opposite.
It's like how Pessimists always win because either they are validated or something good happens.
Jesus fuck, way of making a huge deal of nothing more than a joke. What’s with the losers on this site getting so offended at the term friend zone???
Because many kids - they are really just kids - they think that every woman they meet should not have a life, a career, other friends, a boyfriend or even a husband.
And in case they do, woman lucky enough to meet this Casanova should drop everything and indulge him with passion never seen before.
Kids like that will not get out of the basement for anything less.
I used to write notes like this to girls on my university's campus that were looking down/ crying sitting on the stairs or etc. If it was a guy I would go make sure they were alright, but depending on the girl I know it could come off as trying to hit on them or have an alternate motive so I would just walk back by and drop a note saying w.e I felt at the time, usually along the lines of keeping your head up and knowing that there are people all around you that care for you even if you have never met them. Some could think it is creepy, but so long as I wasn't writing my name or phone number etc, it showed I had no motives other than showing I cared and wanted them to feel better. The world needs a lot more of that, and less "everyone is trying to murder you" attitude.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-04-08
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n/a mmzznnxx 2017-04-08
I was hoping this would be posted.
I would love to be a fly on the wall to see how that conversation went.
n/a SpectroSpecter 2017-04-08
"Wow Brightnightblade, you sure are handsome and super cool also!" "Why thank you sexy lady I am handsome and super cool aren't I"
"If I wasn't married I'd have lots of sex with you, five minutes is all I needed to realize you're the perfect man"
"Thank you woman who is a solid 9/10, your words have inspired me on this day"
And then he removed the puppet from his hand and continued to huff paint thinner.
n/a newcomer_ts 2017-04-08
Oddly specific.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-04-08
Who hasn't slept with a girl they were friends with or who complimented you tho.
Like you get complimented all the time, how do you tell if someone is interested in you or just thinks you are a cool person to protect them from wild animals unless you find out?
If you assume everyone wants to have sex with you you never miss out on people you assumed didn't want to have sex with you compared to the opposite.
It's like how Pessimists always win because either they are validated or something good happens.
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-04-08
When people compliment me or be my friend I just feel good about regardless of if they sleep with me
Not sure what's wrong with me
n/a subpoutine 2017-04-08
You need help remembering? I mean, that's some truly fucking disgusting shit, having bussy and not sharing it with /r/Drama.
n/a Chicup 2017-04-08
Validation is what most people want.
n/a somegurk 2017-04-08
Not being autistic will answer most of those questions.
n/a WokeAsFuck 2017-04-08
That /u/whatsmellslikeshart sure is a peach
Acting like the guy means that if a girl says "I like your jacket" you can yank off her pants and do her immediately.
And he's mansplaining because he disagreed. Sounds like a 14 year old girl that just got the feminism bug.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-04-08
She read a tumblr blog about feminism and is now an expert!
n/a the_popcorn_pisser 2017-04-08
Jesus fuck, way of making a huge deal of nothing more than a joke. What’s with the losers on this site getting so offended at the term friend zone???
n/a go2hello 2017-04-08
Too close to home, probably.
n/a newcomer_ts 2017-04-08
Because many kids - they are really just kids - they think that every woman they meet should not have a life, a career, other friends, a boyfriend or even a husband.
And in case they do, woman lucky enough to meet this Casanova should drop everything and indulge him with passion never seen before.
Kids like that will not get out of the basement for anything less.
n/a Bucklar 2017-04-08
...what? Have you been huffing paint or something?
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-04-08
A lot of guys on here get offended by it because they've probably hit on most of their friends, got rejected, and now they're bitter about it.
n/a Chanchumaetrius 2017-04-08
What terrible handwriting.
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-04-08
Even worst than mine, and that is somethign
n/a Chanchumaetrius 2017-04-08
at lest ur spellign is fine
n/a GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-04-08
/u/lifeinmultiplechoice:
n/a whatsmellslikeshart 2017-04-08
lmao go outside