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u/BlueMerling Are you really a Bio undergrad? How's it feel to be making an expensive mistake?

hey im a bio postgrad and im employed

something something bioburgers

Nah, if you're going into medical research then job opportunities are breddy gud.

If you go for ecology or plant shit, then you're in trouble.

Does environmental stuff count as plant shit? A few hard science majors/bio prospects I know went that route instead of full bio.

Yeah it does, i'm afraid your friends are doomed.

B I O B U R G E R S E N G I N E E R E D F R O M A L AB

Let's back up. The expensive mistake here was your birth.

I don't mind edgy jokes, but your delivery here was just very poor.

Just like your birth lmao

How is working for five guys?

I work for 1 PI

Do they make good burgers there?

no, we synthesize viruses and then stab them in the eyes of little children.

Bio undergrad is common for pre-med, maybe this is basicallyadoctor's alt account.

like who the fuck cares tho its a sub for pictures theres no community

They don't love each other like we do here..

I bet they don't even post bussy smh

Do we do that?

Yes and it's your turn

I don't have a pussy? I'm cis.

BUSSY AND IT'S YOUR TURN SON

Maybe I've misunderstood what a bussy is? D:

I want to I just don't know how. But look I'm like super susceptible to peer pressure, is there anything else I can do to make you happy? Do you want me to smoke?

You'll fit in just fine here.

Then go get one.

Why the hell even be a mod then? "I want to mod a sub but I don't want to interact with users in any way apart from when I ban them."

Banning people is fun

Many mods use alts for modding and other accounts to mingle with the subreddit. Such mods just like the content and community of a subreddit and want to maintain it. The more terrible mods tend are the ones that think their voice or actions are important enough to be discussed in lieu of content or want to take central stage in the community as well as be the "neutral mod"

Many mods use alts for modding and other accounts to mingle with the subreddit.

That's shit imo, I hate mods that aren't active in the community.

And its seriously half the fun of reddit getting into an argument with someone on a sub you mod and when they start winning, you drop the GREEN NAME and ban them for disagreeing with you. And then masturbating furiously to your victory.

I am willing to bet that in his free time, u/BlueMerling sleeps with little boys. Monster.

You know for a mod of a sub dedicated to animals tearing each other apart, these guys sure get squeamish

Yes we do, it s hard enough modding without having to deal with the users opinions

that is THE BEST THING

it's like that sentence was lab-created to produce the most concentrated version of internet rage imaginable

Wait did they actually fucking say that?

He stepped down now.