I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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I'm aware that I post too much low-hanging fruit from TrollX. But I do my best, and that's what matters.

Rest assured that rierie or that hook-nosed Serb will inevitably tag it with something snarky because they don't like it when people make fun of the hambeasts on /r/2ManyChromosomes.

It is some pretty basic drama but it's always good. It's like the folk in there are role playing sometimes

"This guy made a joke about wanting to kill himself out of embarassment so I stabbed him to death"

"OMG YAS QUEEN SLAAAAAY"

/u/specialagentx you and the rest of the idiots in trollx make me wish I was a mysoginist

Misostultugynist should be a word. Hater of stupid women.

They're not necessarily stupid. I wouldn't be surprised if trollX is more educated than the general population. Most of the girls I know with a B.A have some streaks of trollX in them.

They are just sheltered Beckys that are used to having their way.

It didn't feel good, that's for damn sure. I've always loved TrollX, but I don't really feel welcome here anymore.

You're always welcome here

Thank you, kindly.

Now say send rude messages to other people on the internet.

but I don't really feel welcome here anymore.

Simply post bussy and embrace the mayocide, young one.

As long as you're a nazi jihadist and/or black supremacist rabbi there's a place for you here buddy.

I'm just a simple black nazi rabbi looking to change the world for the better.

I'm just a simple black nazi rabbi

So far so good, friend!

looking to change the world for the better

Get out

let me finish.

looking to change the world for the better by burning it to the fucking ground.

Good man

TrollX started losing it when TwoX went default and went absolutely bugnuts crazy when il duce was elected. Now it's just a cesspit of the worst kind of naive, entitled, aggressive """feminism.""" Remember when it used to be a lighthearted sub for period jokes or whatever? lmao

I 'member.

For sure. Period jokes, inclusivity, constructive conversation, alternative lifestyle discussions... I went to learn more about the women I tend to like and date. Ah well.

Liking women and wanting to date them is misogynistic. Keep up, now.

For the love of God, don't think TrollX is in any way representative of women.

I went to learn more about the women I tend to like and date.

He's prob in the PNW like me too.

https://i.imgur.com/15cqlr6.jpg

Women looks like this she's allowed to say a bunch of stupid stuff I don't agree with.

Man, how bad is the PNW?

Well I mean TrollX type women are sluts compared to pseudo-Rockers or the type who populated New Old Tyme/ Neo-Grass aka Mumford and sons

http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2017/03/portland_mayor_struggles_to_ke.html

People are protesting the Mayor of Portland.

Portland isn't far enough left for them.

Lots of pretty girls here

That's what I thought, that's why I was having trouble seeing why you would put up with the chick in the photo. I may have misread.

I'm just using her looks as a reason to be a casual misogamist

why you would put up with the chick in the photo

What you think her elbows are too pointy?

I'm just using her looks as a reason to be a casual misogamist

Ah, got it.

What you think her elbows are too pointy?

Don't we all think the elbow and hand dimples on women like her are sooooooo hot?

Don't we all think the elbow and hand dimples on women like her are sooooooo hot?

I mean a women's looks don't matter beyond a basic "Do I think she's cute or not"

Like complaining about nose size if you're into short hair and glasses is just dumb.

Personality is most important, how could you ever have a child with someone who doesn't think the same thing you do about the lesser races?

I'm with you man, all of the girls I find enticing are lefties. I'm left-leaning enough myself to accept fully left-leaning girls. They tend to have the best taste in music, art, literature and the most interesting hobbies. A nose-ring, dyed hair and some 'bash the fash/wage gap/rape culture' comments is a small price to pay. That's probably why I shitpost so much nazi content on reddit, to vent.

I'm with you man, all of the girls I find enticing are lefties.

It's gotta be because we grew up Grunge kids right?

I'm left-leaning enough myself to accept fully left-leaning girls.

C U C K

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They tend to have the best taste in music, art, literature and the most interesting hobbies.

I mean the ones im interested in sure, but as a whole I haven't seen that. But i'm a mutt born out of a sophisticated women and a redneck so I can do well with both sides just there is way more "Leftist" women.

A nose-ring, dyed hair

Tattoos

comments is a small price to pay.

Other way around for me, everything else about a person is more important then something small like political beliefs, it's akin to not dating someone because of their religion to me.

That's probably why I shitpost so much alt-right and nazi content on reddit, to vent.

Yea, I'm Oregon Republican so I supported Trump unironcally for a long time for not being Anti-gay or "Glass the Middle East" so I understand the fun.

Channeling actual "Obama is Kenyan" Republicans I know is always good fun.

It's gotta be because we grew up Grunge kids right?

Not from the PNW myself, but I grew up in a very similar area in Sweden (yes I know, cuck). Huge music scene, vegan and feminist capital of Sweden. Even Swedes find it extreme politically, think about that. Claiming you're not a communist would result in more raised eyebrows than claiming you are. The music and alt-culture scene was really great though, and produced a bunch of internationally known bands.

I mean the ones im interested in sure, but as a whole I haven't seen that.

All girls with good taste are lefties, but far from all lefty girls have good taste.

ther way around for me, everything else about a person is more important then something small like political beliefs, it's akin to not dating someone because of their religion to me.

Clearly, you haven't had it as bad. Some girls wouldn't be satisfied with 'hmm.. that's one way to see it', especially university-girls. A date could be going to the 1st of May demonstration, one was pissed I had bought oranges from Israel (more Jew-woke than I was now that I think about it, good for her). I got told off because I said that I, personally, didn't believe sexuality was 'a spectrum'.

I moved pretty quickly after I grew up, but I'm still traumatized by my dating life during the late teens. If I'd meet a nice girl who's just a social democrat and 'loves the idea of open borders' that's just fine, I've had much worse. As long as she can take a joke.

Channeling actual "Obama is Kenyan" Republicans I know is always good fun.

I've got this friend on facebook who's posting /pol/ countryball-memes. On fucking facebook.

Lots of pretty girls here

https://i.imgur.com/15cqlr6.jpg

It's Fucking awful unless you've got some rednecks in your county

Worse and worse as more Californians move here.

Wait, is that the dude or the chick?

I think it is representative of chubby white women, and the men who thirst them.

Join us.

While correlated, more education does not guarantee higher intelligence, and there are a lot of people who are very educated in fucking stupid shit.

I agree and it all depends on how you define intelligence. If you include parameters like open-mindedness, humility and a thirst for knowledge they're quite dumb. If you mean IQ I don't know. I've met a lot of STEMfag idiots who claim their high IQ makes them important.

It takes some level of intelligence to succeed in academia, you have to be able to write decently, pick out the core arguments in a text, structure your thoughts and so on, but it's mostly techniques you can learn. And of course there are disciplines that are more about avoiding wrong-think rather than research, analysis and facts.

You'll definitely find more trollXers on a university campus than in a trailer park in meth-country though. Maybe that's because a meth hooker has more important shit to worry about than a guy giving her a dirty look.

It takes some level of intelligence to succeed in academia, you have to be able to write decently, pick out the core arguments in a text, structure your thoughts and so on

Theoretically, yes. However, I used to edit papers for a friend of mine in law school and this bish wrote like a standard Becky on lots of Adderall, because she was. Girl ended up ranked like 4th in our class because she peppered all the correct phrases into her gibberish.

tl;dr- Academics ain't got time to read 200 papers and they basically grade like a reverse Markov generator.

Becky on lots of Adderall...

That's one of the techniques anyone can learn.

peppered all the correct phrases into her meth-fuelled gibberish.

I'm writing this very comment on speed. I'm not saying I write well, but a tweaking Becky won't write better than a straight Becky, only more and faster. I've got my theories that amphetamine is a lot more prevalent among academics compared to normies, beyond under-grad level too. How else are they capable of churning out whole book after book of their pretentious bullshit on a single subject?

Academics ain't got time to read 200 papers

Generally that seems to be the case. Depends how obscure your field is. I wasn't a very good student, but since the class was so small my professor basically molded me into writing the exact kind of shit he wanted to read. Less than stellar grades and harder questions when I wrote about what interested me, better grades when I wrote about his area of interest. Offered me a job as a 'research assistant' right after graduation, though. :))))))

open-mindedness, humility and a thirst for knowledge Don't some of those fall under the scope of wisdom, opposed to intelligence.

The Internet is far from scary. Real life is scary. TrollX is the safest place they can go to.

Intelligence is about processing power, not knowledge, which you can learn.

Plenty of sub-par people make it through college just fine, which is something redditors should really understand.

Stupid women deserve the hate they get

Some dude should go up and punch her in the face for being such a fucking retard.

22M, Massachusetts - I'm bored!

Wait how is a man a trollx mod?

>not being a misogynist in 2k17

lol get a load of this loser

Maybe you're just crazy and violent

Before I report this comment, I want you to know that this language is gas lighting and ableist and super not cool. Please check yourself.

Hey /u/TheDevilsHandmaiden what's it like being such a crazy bipolar retarded twat?

Was expecting them to be a bit fatter tbh

It's a MySpace angle.

Lower the camera and you will find what you are looking for.

She does look fat, you just don't see the fat because it's out of the shot.

/u/TheDevilsHandmaiden, do you ever take selfies from not-fat-chick angles?

/u/TheDevilsHandmaiden you should give /r/MakeupAddiction a try, there are experts like /u/_lilPoundcake who can help you not look like an obese transvestite.

not look like an obese transvestite.

/u/TheDevilsHandmaiden, is this you IRL?

'pwauto rican hwu-ah'

I think she would look prettier if she took tips about applying her makeup. I suggest changing whatever brushes she is using for a claw hammer.

What did it say? Nazi mods removed it

I'm not too familiar with the Trollx crowd. Is that a sarcastic comment or not? /u/TheDevilsHandmaiden, I'm genuinely wanting to know. Like, not in a "I'm genuinely wanting to know but really just want to make fun of you" way (although I probably will end up making fun of you) but in a "Like, for reals, I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not please tell me." way.

"I am unable to rationally defend my political beliefs, even when they amount to uncontroversial truisms like 'rape is bad', so I must resort to violence which I believe will change the minds of others" - something sane people think

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

/u/TheDevilsHandmaiden you are super qt, will you be my reddit gf?

/u/TheDevilsHandmaiden might want to put some more effort into making her eyebrows not look so weird.

Its like my Aunt Linda if she was a dude that worked at Hot Topic

Girls Rule. Women Are Funny. Get Over It.

👏👏👏🙌👏👏👏

still can't believe that was the actual title of the NYT's review of "Ghostbusters"

Holy shit. I didn't realize that was where the meme came from. Did they not actually watch the movie before reviewing it? It was terrible.

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/07/15/movies/ghostbusters-review-melissa-mccarthy-kristen-wiig.html

Enjoy journalism worthy of 119 Pulitzers. More than any other news organization.

Obviously not for their movie reviews.

Oh jesus fucking christ. If everyone stopped focusing on identity faggotry that was actually a good movie which is what pisses me off more than anything.

/r/thatHappened

Oh the OG story is no doubt obese Tumblrina basement dweller feminist fan fiction, for sure, no one's debating that.

What's gay af is the womyn's "YASSSSSS QUEEN!" reaction.

Yeah, I edited the comment.

Punching people for their words is funny? Flip the genders!

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/student-pleads-for-reform-of-mcgill-s-code-of-conduct-after-assault-by-fellow-student-1.4058570

This shit is like 90% of the posts on trollx. They are the absolute worst

Literally everything on the sub is made up. Unfortunately thier strict diet of young adult novels does not make them the best writers.

I never go there. Based on the name, I thought it's just an edgier version of TwoX.

Listen and believe

Even if they did, I doubt they'd care. I'd imagine it would go something like this "Oh yeah this probably didn't happen, like at all, but like...if it did? I'd be okay with that" or something.

Even if the story isn't true it's still valuable because it sparked an important conversation.

It's like a lovechild of /r/thatHappened and /r/iamverybadass.

Punching people for their words is funny? Flip the genders!

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/student-pleads-for-reform-of-mcgill-s-code-of-conduct-after-assault-by-fellow-student-1.4058570

Eat my bussy

You both make salient points

GOOD account

You might just want to make this a bot that posts on all /r/drama posts.

Before I report this comment, I want you to know that this language is gas lighting and ableist and super not cool. Please check yourself.

People this sad exist.

That was my favorite comment too. And thanks to /u/sperglordalan being a super stalker, we now know what /u/TheDevilsHandmaiden looks like

And thanks to /u/sperglordalan being a super stalker

I'm not going to defend myself against the accusation that I'm a pathetic autistic stalker, because that is in fact true. However, not in this context, actually. All of these SJW chicks post non-stop the /r/makeupaddiction. It typically only takes about 10 seconds to find their selfies. For empowered womyn so concerned about muh patriarchy, they're shockingly obsessed with makeup and their own appearances.

I think it's because they've internalized so much patriarchy. I know that after two cups of patriarchy I get a little gassy so I have to switch to depatch.

depatch

Is that like coffee for pirates?

I was trying to make a word life decaf for the patriarchy, it sounded better in my head.

tumblrite_irl

Tumlr in the streets, neet in the sheets!

I think that if she is indeed not fat she might be decent looking

depends on the body honestly

Hard to see past the makeup and hair

So, the original post is /thathappened material, and this comment... is totally not a troll.

Dude. #🙄

It's like when I was wading through mud in Saigon. Can't tell who's Charlie, all I know it's my job to light their huts up, not ask questions, son.

I don't know why this is funny. I exhaled sharply through my nose in enjoyment, but I can't explain why.

Is it the volumes of condescension packed into two short sentences? The notion that reporting comments is effective? The calm, clinical tone in which it's said?

I just don't know. Science please help

Yeah I mean it's funny and clever, but I really doubt it happened. So don't see much harm.

Really witty humor there, ladies..

yeah i was gonna mention that too. i feel bad for them

Surely they see the fault in their logic when the guy proceeds to take the next obvious step.

I have a feeling that if it were a girl making a joke about raping men, and a man punched her, they'd turn rabid and scream for blood.

/u/TheDevilsHandmaiden did you also report the violent comments? Do you think that saying someone is crazy and violent is worse than punching people in the face? You are seriously disturbed.

Cartoonish Rape Apologist Shown A Thing Or Two By Our Brave Feminist

So many problems could be solved with a punch to the face, says privileged white girl unaccustomed to experiencing violence.

Women had a good run (not really) but they gotta go.

Gas chamber now

VAGICIDE NOW

That actually sounds like the name of a feminine itch cream

Before I report this comment, I want you to know that this language is gas lighting and ableist and super not cool. Please check yourself.

/u/TheDevilsHandmaiden, do you realize how retarded you sound? It's crazy that you would respond to an actual rational comment like that.

Trollx is virulent, rabid, agressive positivity. If you express a difference in opinion, it had better be with many apologies beforehand.

sometimes I like taking a break from getting offended in srd to check in and see how offended people are getting over here. Good to see both subs going strong

22M, Massachusetts - I'm bored!

Wait how is a man a trollx mod?

>all this autism ofver something that belongs on r/thathappened

"what was he wearing“ has 64 points. A rape joke on a troll x post bitching about rape jokes.

What kind of joke is that anyways? Sounds more like a creepy and socially unaware thing to say. That's more punishing than being punched in the face.

Nobody hears something like that and says "this guy is someone i want to hang out with". I have no idea why that sub seems to think so lol.

Women are a misstake.

Hurry up with those synthetic gestation technology so we can toss women in the oven.

The op is a guy btw

That's fair. As someone who

Nothing smart ever comes after

...or before or during...

2017: America lives in fear of pencil-necked bad-asses from the internet.

I too agree that confrontations between a man and a woman can be successfully concluded with a single blow.

Damnit Chris Brown, what did we tell you about posting here?!

one of the things he said was "what's the difference between yes and no? Nothing" so I asked him if he'd care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway

I mean come on, that's at least a little bit funny.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollXChromosomes/comments/63x5ia/slug/dfzxgjd

Banning people for ruining your comment chain. Classy.

I've seen a tactic on TrollX that I like. It's asking the person to explain the joke. You say, "I don't understand" as many times as it takes for the person to explain the underlying implication. It makes the joke teller incredibly uncomfortable to actually say the joke is about raping someone. Also: does no one see the irony of the original "joke" implying sexual violence and OPs joke implying physical violence?

Tip top 'tism. I'm sure this will cause people who make rape jokes in mixed company to spontaneously start feeling shame.