No half measure Ralph

Is he white? If he is white you should kill him tbh

This is the only correct answer

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Delet this.

This but unironically

big if tru

eyes role back

immersion destroyed 0/10

mayocide now

He's a meth addict what do you think

Deck that nigga

Not at all, if he shows up show him the back of your hand.

Don't forget to write "please leave me and my daughter alone" on the back of your hand before you leave the house though. That would be embarrassing

If the play is open to the public there's not much you can do to stop him from coming. If he shows up I'd just ignore him.

I'd draw the line at him being allowed in my house, etc... That would be an absolute "No" as would going to family events if he's around.

Yeah get into a huge fight in front of your daughter and her friends, that's a great idea

It is of someone films it and posts it here.

W-world star?

One of the kids in the play is probably an /r/drama poster, so let's hope they capture it.

If he's in and out of prison he's on parole, right? Call in an 'anonymous tip' that he's holding, and they'll fuck up his day. Chances are he's got something he shouldn't have, or will argue with the wrong cop, and end up back in prison. Problem solved.

Failing that, let the school know that he's a felon and a druggie, and that you don't want him around your child. They won't let him on the property.

lay his bum ass out

take him camping.

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Lol Napa High school? I was there too, haha.

How was your production? The one I saw was pretty funny.

Sounds awesome, the production I saw was based on the wilder movie but had a lot of songs that weren't in the movie, and the teevee kid was more a vidya/internet kid in this version, with the pacman theme sampled into his musical bit. It was pretty cute.

This is footage from a different production, but the same script. Look familiar for the Gloop interview scene?

why would you let your daughter participate in a play that glorifies the patriarchy, gluttony, and gambling? I would suggest it's you is in need of a moral compass sir.

Wonka.

glorifying chocolate is fat positive, you ableist piece of crap!

Maybe, but I draw the line at 'chocolate factory'

Rald Dahl had his fair share of alt-right memes and, frankly, I don't care for them.

My BIL is a peace of shit who's constantly in and out of jail so I'll do something to go to jail to get even with him

Protip: being tough and fearsome is for idiots. At some point you either realize that or you spend your life jobless and in-and-out of jail. My dad was tough and had tough friends. Didn't take shit from anybody. Also a broke ass loser.

he's in and out of prison, you frequent this sub, who do you think would win a fight between the two of you, i bet you can't even make a punch.

Also let's be honest. If it was a choice between you and him. Your wife would probably pick him

If you're white just kys.

Brother in Law or Son In Law? Why did you use both?

SIL is Sister in Law you fucking idiot

Why are we talking about this when you could be punching him?

You gotta fight the tweeker