Average r/MarchAgainstTrump poster shares his totally real experiences murdering brown babies in the fascist US military. Other veterans suggest he may be slightly mistaken in his retelling.

80  2017-04-09 by TonyFuckingDanza

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Other veterans suggest he may be slightly mistaken in his retelling

*White fascists gaslight brave soldier in order to hide their evil until it's too late

U/Katyusha41: This is a safe space for you to tell your story. We promise to listen and believe.

Tell us about what hose racist Nazi thugs did to you with their machine gun rifle launcher clip thingies.

Support.

Also, /u/Katyusha41, could you add some small penis humiliation to your story of bullying, racism and violence?

S.P.H. gets me off so quick.

/u/Katyusha41 I especially like the part where you ran to SRS and pretended you weren't the OP and even they think you're full of shit.

Ghazi would have eaten this up.

Of course they would. It's a true and accurate portayal of the Amerikkkan military .

If you look at their history, they had pretty much the same thing written as a comment on SRS, and got upvoted. Not upvoted a lot, but still.

Nigga got greedy and wanted more karma.

Nah boot camp doesn't accept 13 year olds.

/u/Katyusha41, why would you join the millitary if you didn't want to fight in "wars of aggression"? Did you join to improve your creative writing skills?

No, but his mom said he'd have to move out if he didn't lose some weight, and after watching Forrest Gump he thought it'd be great for special individuals like himself!

That was the most /r/thatHappened bootcamp story of all time

Don't worry, I saw it there before it was posted here

Neat it's the newest chapter in the story of /u/bashfash17 aka u/reddishreddit17 aka u/akula_the_shark aka u/chairman_gonzalo aka u/shining1980 aka u/ganapathyrao. From what I can tell from his ridiculous bullshit, the guy probably did enlist since he's gotten butt hurt in the past about getting made fun of for washing out of basic training - which may have happened twice. Clearly he didn't make it very far though either time for obvious reasons.

posts on drama

pings fifty people in a post

they're all suspended so it doesn't matter

I wondered if it was him.

I dunno for certain but he definitely fits the MO, even up to his whole "wanna see my dd214" then never actually posting it.

I agree, the peripheral knowledge of the military, the name+two digit number, the SJW appeals, and the sheer idiocy are too coincidental.

The left is so idiotic that anymore when I see the phrase "white supremacist" I just discount the argument because of their extreme overlabeling.

that anymore

Yes, I said that.

Did I unintentionally become retarded somehow...?

No. Never.

I dunno, I'm white.

I must be at least half retarded for that at least.

I mean, I understand that white supremacists exist. But I'm just uncomfortable with calling any specific person a white supremacist. After all, it's such an extreme term.

I am in awe. You can't discount an argument because it uses a word that has been misused in the past. You are the problem with partisan debates.

Dude, we are on /r/Drama, I am obviously exaggerating.

Yeah I know I'm just a try hard

White supremacy is at an all time low. The KKK has ~3,000 members nationally. To put that in perspective there are prison gangs like MS13 who have 100x more members nationally.

Man, of all the kinds of life experience not to make up for the sake of trolling, US military experience has got to be at the top of the list. You can be guaranteed of being called out on your bullshit literally anywhere on the internet.

Yeah, how many tens of millions of vets are there that can call him out? May as well lie about having a job at McDonalds.

The US military is literally the largest organisation ever.

This was the second floor, and fortunately I landed in some bushes.

Barbara or Jenna?

Lol I remember my time at Hogwarts the professors beat me too for complaining about house elf equal rights. Fight the good fight bro.

/u/Katyusha41 needs to quit his bullshit

/u/Katyusha41, if youre gonna make shit up, at least try to make it believable

It's believable in a sub where no one's allowed to call it out.

/u/Katyusha41 should have just posted it to /r/GamerGhazi/ or /r/politics

"If they're brown, shoot them down!"

Going by the casualties, then that chant isn't really working well.

You can't fool me, u/Katyusha41, a Rooskie spy's got nothing on our freedom of internet. You thinking fooling our servicemen would prevent them from shoot at you? Try harder next time.

Also, tell us where the US air strike has touched you at the base two days ago.

Did anyone save the post before it was removed?

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As somebody who was once in the US military, but got the fuck out as soon as possible, let me tell you about how truly evil and depraved the military is.

During Basic Training, we were forced to this chant before shooting at the rifle range : "If they're brown, shoot them down!"

At the rifle range, we fired at both adult sized targets and child sized targets. Half the targets were painted as being armed, and half the targets we were supposed to shoot at were painted as innocent civilians holding flowers. We were supposed to shoot at any target, regardless of whether it was armed or unarmed, whether it was an adult or a child.

The only time in Basic Training we were allowed to watch tv was when the news showed reports of Muslim civilians being "accidentally killed" in air strikes. We were forced to scream "yes!" every time the news mentioned an innocent brown person being killed.

As soon as I saw how truly evil and depraved the US military was, I GOT THE FUCK OUT. I went straight to the Drill Sergeants and told them I didn't want to be part of their right wing terrorist organization.

I told them that I REFUSED to kill innocent people of color, and take part in unjustified wars of aggression. The Drill Sergeants responded by tying me up and beating my with their machine guns for ten minutes straight. They told me that I wasn't leaving and that if I ever tried to speak up against their hate and bigotry again, they would murder me.

I took matters into my own hands, and jumped out the window at night while the Drill sergeants were asleep. This was the second floor, and fortunately I landed in some bushes. I ran the fuck away from the base I was at, and have not returned to this day.

Every Time any American expresses admiration for the military, I fucking VOMIT. I was in for long enough to see that the US military is a white supremacist terrorist organization, just as bad as Daesh.

The Drill Sergeants responded by tying me up and beating my with their machine guns for ten minutes straight

Yeah, an M16 is totally a machine gun.

They hit him with their 240's because drill lifts erryday