"How dare you not want to see my penis? What are you an sjw?"
If you use a public washroom you should probably be fine with gay dudes running up and staring at your dick in the urinal too or waving their dick-smelling hands under your nose. Everyone likes sex.
>Dude, this isn't the place to start another argument
Where the fuck do you think you are retard?
Also, stop sending dick pics creep, no one wants to see them. I don't understand how there are still so many autistic man children that can't understand that.
With literally billions using various chat apps across the world, I'm sure there are. I honestly don't have personal experience with unsolicited "clam shots" and I would concede it's probably pretty rare. What I have are a few unsolicited naked breasts and more than a few unsolicited gonemild shots.
OK, all kidding aside - it actually does happen a lot more frequently then people like to admit. I've received them a few times (years ago) - and I suspect that many of the women "complaining" about dick pics are the same women complaining about all the hot guys who hit on them all the time.
EDIT: Oh, one other thing. Looking through Tinder/OKCupid, lot's of the profile pictures women post are just shy of "tit pics" - lot's of cleavage, etc.. It's hard to take this "issue" seriously when it's plain that so many women go out of their way to be overtly sexual and then "complain" when guys do the same.
Of course, and I would bet that women who complain about getting dick pics all the time are likely the ones almost nude in their profile pictures, and/or the pictures aren't as "unsolicited" as they would have you believe. Having a conversation that is one step below "sexting" and then getting a dick pic isn't exactly a surprise.
Yes. Had it happen to me several times back when I was doing a bunch of online dating.
The couple of times it happened, it was almost the exact same scenario...
I'd be talking with a girl off of OkCupid, etc... and she'd send me pictures that weren't already on the website. I'd normally respond that I liked what I was seeing and the next response would be something like "Then you'll like these more..." followed by the tit or pussy shot. Sometimes both.
Even if I wasn't particularly attracted to the girl I always asked her out, normally the next day. Sending unsolicited pictures like that is a virtual guarantee that the girl is looking to hook up.
Yes, this used to happen to me a lot when I was a millionaire male model porn star who was also working as a spy for the
CIA. It was very annoying. All day long I was inundated with unsolicited clam shots, butt shots, titty shots, and, worst of all, unsolicited blow jobs from super models. It was so horrible I had to give up my career as a noble prize winning scientist porn star secret agent to take on a new career as an overweight Cheeto eating video gamer living in his parent's basement. I'm much happier now.
So we all have to sit there and watch fat people stand naked in the street doing interpretive dance and call it beautiful, but if a proud strong man shares his inner beauty he's a criminal? I don't think that's fair.
Like if we're talking about what happens on OKC and you're saying it doesn't happen at all, and now you're just saying it doesn't matter what happens there...well I think you just conceded the entire argument.
Yes that's much better - but to be top notch, you really should be going through their underwear drawer too when their not around. Never know what might find.
It's hard for me to understand why people don't like dick pics. When I was gay, I loved dick pics. Especially when the dude was sexy and I picked his dick.
"Worst thing that could happen is she ignores you. Go send those dicks, my brothers!"
Is this the Zapp Brannigan school of dating? If your strategy has never worked in the entire history of mankind, the obvious answer is not continually trying it until it does.
You stupid cavemen motherfuckers. If you just wait a goddamn minute and have sex in the dark like any wholesome American, you wouldn't be giving them a reason to swear off your dick in advance. I swear to God, half of the "strategies" in /r/Tinder could be replaced by primitive howling and the efficacy rate would be the same.
Usually because when this is the case it's a guy. Nothing wrong with that I've sent my dick to a guy and I'm not gay. But to the public that act is going to seem very homosexual and for the most part we live in a sexually repressive instead of expressive society.
Since we're living in such a 'metrosexual' age, and we're now all about 'bromances', straight guys holding hands and what-not, could the next thing not be straight guys sending each other dick pics? Just for shits and giggles? I'm going to knit mine a little hat and create some kind of festive backdrop for it.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-04-09
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n/a Intern_Detective 2017-04-09
It wasn't really a debate so much as me getting smashed by the horde.
I tried though.
n/a Bucklar 2017-04-09
"How dare you not want to see my penis? What are you an sjw?"
If you use a public washroom you should probably be fine with gay dudes running up and staring at your dick in the urinal too or waving their dick-smelling hands under your nose. Everyone likes sex.
n/a Intern_Detective 2017-04-09
Dude, this isn't the place to start another argument with me; I don't give a shit about your opinion on the matter.
Fuck off.
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-04-09
Stop sending pictures of your gross little dick
n/a wynee 2017-04-09
How do you know his dick is gross? Maybe he should send you a photo so you know it isn't.
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-04-09
He should, that would make a great post.
n/a miraclebelly 2017-04-09
>Dude, this isn't the place to start another argument Where the fuck do you think you are retard?
Also, stop sending dick pics creep, no one wants to see them. I don't understand how there are still so many autistic man children that can't understand that.
n/a Intern_Detective 2017-04-09
>The feeling when you can't
n/a miraclebelly 2017-04-09
>tfw I'm a worthless phoneposter
>tfw I saw you edit your comment to fix it
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-04-09
) still using greentext chevrons in $currentyear
)not using meme bumps
Y'all should both kys
n/a Peetrius 2017-04-09
) meme bumps
This but unbironically
n/a Bucklar 2017-04-09
Another?
Do we have a relationship?
n/a ______________pewpew 2017-04-09
Oh, manchild thought he could get some support here. Cry more.
n/a Intern_Detective 2017-04-09
I thought this was a legit subreddit, I was mistaken.
This is more along the lines of r/4chan, fat autists bashing other fat autist for being autistic.
I can speak your language.
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-04-09
Came here to say this
n/a Standard12 2017-04-09
That's a great description actually.
n/a froibo 2017-04-09
You are right, but that doesn't make you any less retarded.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-04-09
I think you might be lost.
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-04-09
If you send unsolicited dick pics, you deserve to have your dick shamed to hell and back
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-04-09
Yep
People who do that shit are almost as gross as fat woman
n/a CondeTrocola 2017-04-09
Based fellow EFL
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-04-09
delet
n/a hotblondeboob 2017-04-09
Did he edit "womans" to "woman" ? ecksdee
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-04-09
ALMOST.
n/a botchlings 2017-04-09
Yet I've never received an unsolicited pussy or tit pic that I didn't appreciate, even if I wasn't attracted to the woman sending it.
n/a SmurfPrivilege 2017-04-09
I mean, I have seen women justify posting and/or shaming unsolicited dick pics. I wonder if they'd be okay with me posting unsolicited female nudes.
n/a botchlings 2017-04-09
I think they probably would call that "revenge porn"
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-04-09
Has any woman ever sent an unsolicited clam shot?
n/a SmurfPrivilege 2017-04-09
With literally billions using various chat apps across the world, I'm sure there are. I honestly don't have personal experience with unsolicited "clam shots" and I would concede it's probably pretty rare. What I have are a few unsolicited naked breasts and more than a few unsolicited gonemild shots.
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-04-09
That's a good point, just cuz it's not common doesn't mean it'll never happen.
n/a pastryarchy 2017-04-09
OK, all kidding aside - it actually does happen a lot more frequently then people like to admit. I've received them a few times (years ago) - and I suspect that many of the women "complaining" about dick pics are the same women complaining about all the hot guys who hit on them all the time.
n/a botchlings 2017-04-09
Of course, and I would bet that women who complain about getting dick pics all the time are likely the ones almost nude in their profile pictures, and/or the pictures aren't as "unsolicited" as they would have you believe. Having a conversation that is one step below "sexting" and then getting a dick pic isn't exactly a surprise.
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-04-09
showing cleavage in a public profile is not the same as looking at your nasty lil donger
n/a nmx179 2017-04-09
You seem like you maybe just have a generalized hatred of dicks.
Have you seen a therapist?
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-04-09
no I cant find any that don't have a dick
n/a botchlings 2017-04-09
Yes. Had it happen to me several times back when I was doing a bunch of online dating.
The couple of times it happened, it was almost the exact same scenario...
I'd be talking with a girl off of OkCupid, etc... and she'd send me pictures that weren't already on the website. I'd normally respond that I liked what I was seeing and the next response would be something like "Then you'll like these more..." followed by the tit or pussy shot. Sometimes both.
Even if I wasn't particularly attracted to the girl I always asked her out, normally the next day. Sending unsolicited pictures like that is a virtual guarantee that the girl is looking to hook up.
n/a pastryarchy 2017-04-09
Yes, this used to happen to me a lot when I was a millionaire male model porn star who was also working as a spy for the CIA. It was very annoying. All day long I was inundated with unsolicited clam shots, butt shots, titty shots, and, worst of all, unsolicited blow jobs from super models. It was so horrible I had to give up my career as a noble prize winning scientist porn star secret agent to take on a new career as an overweight Cheeto eating video gamer living in his parent's basement. I'm much happier now.
n/a Bucklar 2017-04-09
We didn't really need the /s, dude.
n/a MG87 2017-04-09
Tinder had a feature called "moments" that people used to send nudes. I got a couple of clam shots, mostly tit pics tho
n/a thirdegree 2017-04-09
People actually use that feature? I thought that was snapchat's domain.
n/a hotblondeboob 2017-04-09
I wonder this too.
n/a Harradar 2017-04-09
That kind of response might just be the most blatant example of just how enormously different male and female sexuality are.
n/a FitAndDumb 2017-04-09
Works out sometimes tho is like fishing
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-04-09
Well, the guys I've seen need to use better bait or something
n/a OrangePeals 2017-04-09
"Body freedom!"
"Except for men!"
So we all have to sit there and watch fat people stand naked in the street doing interpretive dance and call it beautiful, but if a proud strong man shares his inner beauty he's a criminal? I don't think that's fair.
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-04-09
such is life
n/a LolLeafs20 2017-04-09
Things that basically never happen are so bad. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
n/a Bucklar 2017-04-09
I'm sad at how unfamiliar you apparently are with online dating.
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-04-09
What? guys sending dick pics out of the blue?
Ok where and how did this trend start exactly? literally every guy I know has never done that
n/a Bucklar 2017-04-09
You don't know many guys or they aren't honest with you.
I've seen women's OKC inboxes. It happens a lot.
n/a LolLeafs20 2017-04-09
Hahaha you are so full of shit.
n/a Bucklar 2017-04-09
2 days and -14 karma.
Well this sure seems like an account worth taking seriously.
n/a LolLeafs20 2017-04-09
Loser who takes popularity rating on a far left tumblr who chamber website seriously.
You should probably kill yourself bucko
n/a Bucklar 2017-04-09
What website is that? OKC?
Like if we're talking about what happens on OKC and you're saying it doesn't happen at all, and now you're just saying it doesn't matter what happens there...well I think you just conceded the entire argument.
But I'm working on it, thanks.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-04-09
n/a DannyLee90 2017-04-09
we only serve high-effort shitposting here in /r/drama
n/a Faked_Beans 2017-04-09
It's like someone made a clone of 5th_law, but made him autistic
n/a pastryarchy 2017-04-09
OK - this is b.s. How exactly would you send a "dick pic" through OK cupid - you would have to post it on your profile, and they would be removed.
n/a Bucklar 2017-04-09
You're right, I didn't mean "OKC inbox" literally.
Is "snooped through people's phones" better? Also "said 'I don't believe you' and then had a phone shoved in my face".
n/a pastryarchy 2017-04-09
Yes that's much better - but to be top notch, you really should be going through their underwear drawer too when their not around. Never know what might find.
n/a nmx179 2017-04-09
No, you meant it making-shit-upitally.
n/a Bucklar 2017-04-09
I'm honestly not sure what part of that stretches credulity, unless you don't think women receive dick pics.
n/a LolLeafs20 2017-04-09
It only starts in tumblr straw situations s.
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-04-09
Super common bro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLFkiyCjc2E
n/a SpectroSpecter 2017-04-09
FYI m'ladies must withstand a barrage of uncouth behavior every fortnight
the fact that you don't believe tumblr's bullshit fills me with smug sorrow, you scoundrel
n/a thefighter987 2017-04-09
Oh hi that's me
n/a sonicaficionado 2017-04-09
pee pees r gross 🅱️ussy 4 ever
n/a MG87 2017-04-09
Pussy> Bussy
n/a Tehpolecat 2017-04-09
no 😂
n/a BlackPeopleEmoji 2017-04-09
It's hard for me to understand why people don't like dick pics. When I was gay, I loved dick pics. Especially when the dude was sexy and I picked his dick.
n/a DannyLee90 2017-04-09
"Worst thing that could happen is she ignores you. Go send those dicks, my brothers!"
Is this the Zapp Brannigan school of dating? If your strategy has never worked in the entire history of mankind, the obvious answer is not continually trying it until it does.
You stupid cavemen motherfuckers. If you just wait a goddamn minute and have sex in the dark like any wholesome American, you wouldn't be giving them a reason to swear off your dick in advance. I swear to God, half of the "strategies" in /r/Tinder could be replaced by primitive howling and the efficacy rate would be the same.
n/a SpectroSpecter 2017-04-09
Tinder is where you go if you want to guarantee you'll get laid, and also herpes
n/a double-happiness 2017-04-09
Since we're living in such a 'metrosexual' age, and we're now all about 'bromances', straight guys holding hands and what-not, could the next thing not be straight guys sending each other dick pics? Just for shits and giggles? I'm going to knit mine a little hat and create some kind of festive backdrop for it.