It costs $127,000 to $145,000 per day to keep Melania and Barron Trump in New York. That's a lot of security guards who might be cucking Trump right now. Again.
Learn your internet terminology, bro. A cuck isn't the same thing as a cuckold, which is a fetish and you should stop kink shaming. A cuck is someone who prostrates themselves before another to gain social justice points.
I swear, our schools do a worse job teaching english every year.
Nah, it was a big spergy explanation of how betraying your society is the same as letting your wife get nailed and that's why it's good to describe John McCain or something.
Nothing. Posted a few threads of her melting down and pinged her a few times. But I had already been temp-suspended on that account for making a comment about how power-mod MeaghanAM should delete her account because she believed she had been doxxed
It was right around the time Spez was caught editing comments and those slack logs got leaked so I assume they had a hair-trigger but I was pretty pissed at the time
Even with regular cheating, at least the one being cheated on doesn't know about it and actively encourage it, and would probably have enough of a spine to say no if he found out.
That comic is hysterical. Something about how it simultaneously attempts to be cutesy about cuckolding while still containing blunt and obscene dialog makes it a real gem of unintentional comedy.
Still, considering that Oh Joy Sex Toy has made sincere comics extolling the virtues of gay furry watersports orgies, this is hardly the worst thing xe's put out.
It's hillarious how in their first guest comic about furries the main message was that people do not have weird sex in suits and how furries totally aren't sexual fetishists.
if cucks get off on the humiliation aspect, wouldn't humiliating them by shaming them publicly as cucks also get them off? So that leads to two questions:
* why is anyone white knighting for cucks?. They like being called cucks. You should be encouraging more people to shame cucks
* Since cucks like being shamed as cucks, does that mean if I cuck-shame a chuck that I am giving him a boner? Have I inadvertently gotten myself wrapped up in some perverts fantasies?
I have a theory about cucks. I think it's more about the laziness of having sex associated with access to porn. If you can just watch people have sex to nut, why not.
On another note, it seems way more erotic if:
* Joe shut the fuck up and suck my dick while I eat your wife's pussy
* Joe shut the fuck up and fuck my ass while I fuck your wife
* Joe shut the fuck up and eat your wife's pussy while I fuck your ass
* Joe let's have a 33
No shit. Is there anything truly as desperate and pathetic as an actual cuckold? The embodiment of what it means to be subhuman and completely worthless. Completely. Worthless. In. Every. Way.
Tumblry leftists have hated Oh Joy Sextoy for a while. Not surprising that a kink blog and the perpetually offended weren't able to stay bedfellows for long.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-04-11
You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.
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n/a my__name__is 2017-04-11
Bot is on point as usual.
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-04-11
That's because no one likes cucks.
n/a OiBoiFloyd 2017-04-11
No mayocide without cuckocide 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-04-11
No one like the jews either
n/a JasonJewnova 2017-04-11
:(
n/a subpoutine 2017-04-11
🇮🇱😱🇮🇱
n/a jubbergun 2017-04-11
The giant boner I had for Lisa Loeb in the 90s says otherwise.
n/a aonome 2017-04-11
What would you do if your husband had cuck fantasies?
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-04-11
He definitely does not, but I wouldn't participate in that if he did.
n/a ur_mom_IoI 2017-04-11
but does he though?
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-04-11
No.
n/a GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-04-11
It's totally fine, Leah, you can just tell us.
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-04-11
I'm serious, neither of us are into any forms of non-monogamy.
n/a Zachums 2017-04-11
That's exactly what I would say if I didn't want people to know I was into it.
n/a GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-04-11
smh we'll still be here when you want to be honest
n/a Allanon_2020 2017-04-11
She doth cuck too much
n/a nomad1c 2017-04-11
u r designated for cuckitude
n/a xX69_0n3_ha1f_cup_Xx 2017-04-11
What if he doesn't touch balls with the other guy?
n/a aonome 2017-04-11
But if he masturbated thinking about it all the time
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-04-11
I definitely wouldn't engage in that sort of stuff. It's an absolute no for me.
n/a aonome 2017-04-11
But would you be like wtf is what I'm asking or would you not care what he fantasises about?
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-04-11
I'd probably be like "wtf," but I wouldn't leave him or anything over it.
n/a Allanon_2020 2017-04-11
You sound like a real cuck
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-04-11
I'm certainly not a cuck either, and he knows that.
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-04-11
you sound a bit boring
are you seriously telling me there is no future threesomes for projectgreenday?
you devil women
😔
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-04-11
No, he's not getting any threesomes.
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-04-11
What a terrible mistake my bro has done
😐
n/a AreYouFuckingHappy 2017-04-11
He's not, but others?
n/a Allanon_2020 2017-04-11
This is literally spouasal abuse
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-04-11
He knew my stance on that before we got married, so he will just have to accept it.
n/a Allanon_2020 2017-04-11
He is a peacock Leah, you gotta let him fly
n/a strathmeyer 2017-04-11
Bulls do. I apologize for not having a woman in my life who stops me from doing fun things.
n/a caffienatedjedi 2017-04-11
So Buzzfeed hates itself, sounds about right.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-04-11
I saw that comic the other day, and i've developed 5 types of cancer since then.
n/a AGayOpinion 2017-04-11
Ass, brain, testicular, ???, ???
n/a my__name__is 2017-04-11
He also became alt-right and a gamergater.
n/a AGayOpinion 2017-04-11
Islam is cancer. Chemo is the answer.
n/a old_grumpy_grandpa 2017-04-11
Neutron bombs are kinda like radiotherapy after all
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-04-11
What are you saying, Islam is the light.
个个
辶
n/a AGayOpinion 2017-04-11
Islam should be brighter than the Sun. For a few seconds.
n/a jubbergun 2017-04-11
TFW Assad was right all along...
n/a AGayOpinion 2017-04-11
👍
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-04-11
nono, i started to post on SRS
n/a Gothmog26 2017-04-11
Retarded as well.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-04-11
That's brain cancer for ya
n/a wisty 2017-04-11
That's only one type of cancer, it just looks different depending on where it's invading.
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-04-11
n/a CaptainMemer 2017-04-11
Isn’t Trump a cuck? Why do you think Melania is staying in NY?
n/a BlackPeopleEmoji 2017-04-11
I have three theories on that.
n/a xX69_0n3_ha1f_cup_Xx 2017-04-11
I could see Barron being the bull.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-04-11
It costs $127,000 to $145,000 per day to keep Melania and Barron Trump in New York. That's a lot of security guards who might be cucking Trump right now. Again.
n/a E_G_Never 2017-04-11
Wasn't that the plot of house of cards?
n/a ComedicSans 2017-04-11
Real life:
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-04-11
Well if Washington isn't going to pay the NYPD overtime then they need to get compensated somehow.
n/a PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-04-11
Bbl gonna ask shadman for some Melania Barron porn
n/a EmergencyChocolate 2017-04-11
n/a SpectroSpecter 2017-04-11
Learn your internet terminology, bro. A cuck isn't the same thing as a cuckold, which is a fetish and you should stop kink shaming. A cuck is someone who prostrates themselves before another to gain social justice points.
I swear, our schools do a worse job teaching english every year.
n/a Michaelphelpsisquick 2017-04-11
Kys
n/a ThatDamnedImp 2017-04-11
The White House isn't actually as nice as the kind of place a multi-millionaire can afford?
It's really that simply. Plus, much of the White House is a working office, and most of the rest of it is a tourist attraction.
n/a CaptainMemer 2017-04-11
You sound like a cuck.
n/a GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-04-11
http://i.imgur.com/wThWN9T.png
n/a telandrias 2017-04-11
https://68.media.tumblr.com/42d61924c179d8374ad24ed47bcf6fa4/tumblr_onx8y2v8RL1uaesuvo1_500.jpg I love this but unironically.
n/a jubbergun 2017-04-11
That's not from the Book of Matthew, it's from the Book of Chad.
Seriously, it's like atheists aren't even trying any more.
n/a telandrias 2017-04-11
How did you know? I guess I am on reddit
n/a Allanon_2020 2017-04-11
Fucking Chad
n/a xjapxn 2017-04-11
Flair. Now.
n/a DoctorFahrenheit 2017-04-11
Every time I think your gimmick is played out you prove me wrong.
n/a a_normal_human 2017-04-11
Does anyone have the copypasta that defines and explains in too much detail "cuck"?
n/a r4chan-cancer 2017-04-11
The one that says it's racist to make fun of cucks?
n/a a_normal_human 2017-04-11
Nah, it was a big spergy explanation of how betraying your society is the same as letting your wife get nailed and that's why it's good to describe John McCain or something.
n/a GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-04-11
Here's the thing...
n/a AGayOpinion 2017-04-11
I have been shamed and humiliated by clicking on a buzzfeed link.
n/a GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-04-11
I've been shamed and humiliated by waking up this morning.
n/a Standard12 2017-04-11
Every time you post on drama you are shamed and humiliated.
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-04-11
Is there anything more pathetic then a willing cuck? At least with swingers, all partners get laid.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-04-11
I will cut you
n/a Mircy 2017-04-11
Idk from the descriptions of your wife you're probably better off sitting in the corner
n/a Awayfone 2017-04-11
Is that a cuckold thing? In that comic the wife wasn't too great either
n/a aonome 2017-04-11
I remember when you showed all those fake photos where you pretended to be some old dude in the deep south in IRC
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-04-11
pls no dox
n/a aonome 2017-04-11
Why did you make a new account all those months ago anyway? What happened to /r/trumplovescucks?
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-04-11
I deleted it election night bc I thought Donny was gonna lose and the meme was over.
my second account, /u/GrandpaCuck, got permasuspended bc Jewdank kept complaining to the admins about it
n/a aonome 2017-04-11
What did you do to her?
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-04-11
Nothing. Posted a few threads of her melting down and pinged her a few times. But I had already been temp-suspended on that account for making a comment about how power-mod MeaghanAM should delete her account because she believed she had been doxxed
n/a aonome 2017-04-11
wtf
fuck admins
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-04-11
It was right around the time Spez was caught editing comments and those slack logs got leaked so I assume they had a hair-trigger but I was pretty pissed at the time
n/a fingerpaintswithpoop 2017-04-11
Wouldn't it be considered ban evasion to create another account and continue to post on Reddit after being banned sitewide?
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-04-11
Delet this
n/a AGayOpinion 2017-04-11
plz, Trump; no stump.
n/a CaptainMemer 2017-04-11
I’d only fuck a married woman if the husband wasn’t in on it. It’d be be gross helping some perv get off.
n/a WholeLottaToughLove 2017-04-11
Duh.
n/a Gothmog26 2017-04-11
Homewrecking whore
n/a TheFuzzyPickler 2017-04-11
Even with regular cheating, at least the one being cheated on doesn't know about it and actively encourage it, and would probably have enough of a spine to say no if he found out.
n/a strathmeyer 2017-04-11
Yes, Trump voters. That's what everyone has been trying to explain.
n/a Standard12 2017-04-11
Gottem!
n/a a_normal_human 2017-04-11
>posting a loss edit
>2017
n/a old_grumpy_grandpa 2017-04-11
>not posting loss edits
>any year after loss
>not having a time machine to post loss edits before the original to try and prevent it
>not using the time machine several trillion times to brute force B^U user and password, post the original loss.jpg, and cash in on the future memes
n/a a_normal_human 2017-04-11
>having june 2nd of next year marked in google calendar to flood /v/ with shitposts
n/a jPaolo 2017-04-11
This and the comments here are the funniest thing I've read this week.
n/a Cleverly_Clearly 2017-04-11
That comic is hysterical. Something about how it simultaneously attempts to be cutesy about cuckolding while still containing blunt and obscene dialog makes it a real gem of unintentional comedy.
Still, considering that Oh Joy Sex Toy has made sincere comics extolling the virtues of gay furry watersports orgies, this is hardly the worst thing xe's put out.
n/a Hitlery_Clinton 2017-04-11
That website is awful
http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/murrsuits-matuska/
n/a jPaolo 2017-04-11
It's hillarious how in their first guest comic about furries the main message was that people do not have weird sex in suits and how furries totally aren't sexual fetishists.
n/a wowbagger88 2017-04-11
The sexual revolution was a mistake.
n/a Beansontoast23 2017-04-11
I might have to quote that in the future.
n/a drvgyn2 2017-04-11
wrong. white people were the mistake
n/a dodgethegap 2017-04-11
*wipipo
n/a DoctorFahrenheit 2017-04-11
Thats demonstrably true though, people are statistically less happy and all it did was create single mothers and divorce.
The idea that women should have orgasms is destroying everything. Fight back by focusing exclusively on male pleasure.
If God cared about women getting off, their orgasm would be necessary for conception like men's.
n/a extrasparkling 2017-04-11
thanks jews.
n/a GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-04-11
https://youtu.be/ecOeu_iGw6E
GET A LIFE, JEWS
n/a 39flws 2017-04-11
I bet the gay furry watersports orgies scene is fuckin great. The problem with furries is their terrible comics and nazi uniforms.
n/a old_grumpy_grandpa 2017-04-11
The nazi uniforms are like the one reedemable quality of furries
n/a AttackTheMoon 2017-04-11
I loved that one tbh >~>
n/a Deefian 2017-04-11
Surprising absoltely no one. :P
n/a grungebot5000 2017-04-11
kill -YSn/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-04-11
You're shitting us right? There's no way anyone could seriously defend furries.
n/a old_grumpy_grandpa 2017-04-11
Welcome to the future son
n/a EmergencyChocolate 2017-04-11
I cannot get past the dry cleaning bill implications, tbh
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-04-11
Q : How do you do a crusade on this ?
n/a WholeLottaToughLove 2017-04-11
http://imgur.com/a/G5Jee
n/a glmox 2017-04-11
okay but literally what the fuck is happening to jacket-dude's face in the last panel? one of his eyes is on the side of his head and his entire mouth has slid onto his cheek. is this what cuckoldry does to you?
n/a jPaolo 2017-04-11
Yes
n/a Chicup 2017-04-11
The real cringe is shes a fat ass in the comic.
n/a Thhueros 2017-04-11
Pretty sure it's an actual record of /u/cuckslovetrump and his wife.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-04-11
Chick needs to be fatter and the bull needs to be a wiry Somali dude
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-04-11
Do you call him The Captain?
n/a grungebot5000 2017-04-11
he does now
n/a Awayfone 2017-04-11
The dude could do better.
n/a take_a_dumpling 2017-04-11
if cucks get off on the humiliation aspect, wouldn't humiliating them by shaming them publicly as cucks also get them off? So that leads to two questions: * why is anyone white knighting for cucks?. They like being called cucks. You should be encouraging more people to shame cucks * Since cucks like being shamed as cucks, does that mean if I cuck-shame a chuck that I am giving him a boner? Have I inadvertently gotten myself wrapped up in some perverts fantasies?
n/a scumbagthe2nd 2017-04-11
🤔gave me a lot to think about🤔
n/a cheeseburgerhandy 2017-04-11
"inadvertently"
n/a Will0saurus 2017-04-11
So you're saying that #LoveTrumpsCucks?
n/a Thhueros 2017-04-11
Love Trump's Cucks?
The denizens of /r/the_donald are unlovable
n/a crimsonchibolt 2017-04-11
how much whiskey vodka bourbon and rum will fix that ill even push for tequila if it will help
n/a grungebot5000 2017-04-11
i was thinking the exact same thing, will you fuck my wife btw
n/a xPeryitex 2017-04-11
That's one of saying of that someone enjoys watching their wife get fucked by someone else.
n/a xPeryitex 2017-04-11
http://i.imgur.com/gKwhkfY.jpg
n/a unferth 2017-04-11
I'm impressed the bull can throw competitors way above his weight class.
Alternatively:
That's why he's a bull, he's fucking a cow
n/a BlackPeopleEmoji 2017-04-11
I have a theory about cucks. I think it's more about the laziness of having sex associated with access to porn. If you can just watch people have sex to nut, why not.
On another note, it seems way more erotic if: * Joe shut the fuck up and suck my dick while I eat your wife's pussy * Joe shut the fuck up and fuck my ass while I fuck your wife * Joe shut the fuck up and eat your wife's pussy while I fuck your ass * Joe let's have a 33
n/a Ernigrad-zo 2017-04-11
Way more erotic
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-04-11
Speaking of porn, I don't understand the appeal of cuck porn. Who gets off on watching some dude get off to some pornstar fucking another dude?
n/a Medibee 2017-04-11
Cuck porn only gets hot around 10 levels down.
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-04-11
Some Inception fan.
n/a grungebot5000 2017-04-11
which 3 is joe
n/a theherps 2017-04-11
http://m.imgur.com/XYOj1SJ
n/a dodgethegap 2017-04-11
no rape reference in either panel 3/10
n/a buttsecksyermum 2017-04-11
No shit. Is there anything truly as desperate and pathetic as an actual cuckold? The embodiment of what it means to be subhuman and completely worthless. Completely. Worthless. In. Every. Way.
n/a WhiskeyWeekends 2017-04-11
"Holy shit! There's so many levels to this.
No there's not, you retard. You're letting a dude fuck your wife. End of story.
n/a grungebot5000 2017-04-11
not reading the entire comic
n/a WhiskeyWeekends 2017-04-11
Bad link, buddy.
n/a grungebot5000 2017-04-11
view it with the subreddit style you silly goose
n/a Dungold 2017-04-11
That comic is what nightmares are made out of.
CAN'T WAKE UP
n/a jubbergun 2017-04-11
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-04-11
This is the worst fucking thing I've seen since internet artifact and has-been /u/maddoxreddit posted that video defending cucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE6jy78tV78
n/a -Princeps- 2017-04-11
this is why the west is lost. find me one cuck in the gulf states
you can't
n/a grungebot5000 2017-04-11
literally all of south florida
wait which gulf
n/a Thhueros 2017-04-11
Every Gulf state but Saudi Arabia and Iran is being actively and mercilessly cucked
n/a pi_over_3 2017-04-11
My favorite part is that it's a fat wife with slim husband fucking a built bull.
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-04-11
Tumblry leftists have hated Oh Joy Sextoy for a while. Not surprising that a kink blog and the perpetually offended weren't able to stay bedfellows for long.
n/a Awayfone 2017-04-11
They made the mistake this time of mentioning race play. There no winning when you involve race
n/a Nechaev 2017-04-11
Buzzfeed is all quality.
I posted this in CringeAnarchy nearly a week ago (after stealing it from TRP).
n/a grungebot5000 2017-04-11
BAHAHAHA holy shit TRP always comes through with the alarmist titles
n/a lets-start-a-riot 2017-04-11
I wonder if there are cucks in third world countries or is just in the western world.
Man, we deserve to be bombed/trucked more by muslims
n/a errorunknown 2017-04-11
The best part is all the cucks in the comment acting proud
n/a Averagegirl101 2017-04-11
That made me cringe.
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-04-11
Today I saw a white woman with a sticker on her laptop that said "ask me about polyamory" I almost fucking puked
n/a grungebot5000 2017-04-11
did you ask her first
n/a Thhueros 2017-04-11
n/a DoctorFahrenheit 2017-04-11
Isn't that basically a "Please inquire about fucking me." sticker? Seems really desperate.
n/a grungebot5000 2017-04-11
reading this comic made me wish i was a cuck so i could shoehorn quotes from it into everything for the rest of my life
n/a cole1114 2017-04-11
My favorite part is that somehow cuckholding is racist.
n/a Callooh_Calais 2017-04-11
Cuckolding makes a lot of people mad, because a lot of people are insecure about infidelity in their lives, and whether they measure up to other men.
That's why it inflames temperatures so much.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-04-11
is it just dudes who got so used to watching porn that they can only get off to watching other people or what
i cant imagine how little self worth youd have to have otherwise
n/a TheHeroReditDeserves 2017-04-11
The only thing worse then cucks are cuckservatives and I don't even know what either of those words really mean .