/u/scaevola you sound like a tough guy; if all Taiwanese are so tough how come those shit-eating howler monkeys from the mainland kicked your asses right across the China Sea?
I mean, I just realized that 'slant' isn't a catch all. There could be gooks, nips, zipperheads and Orientals as well. I can't be assed to list all of that.
I'M JUSTIFIABLY IN A POSITION THAT I'D RATHER NOT BE IN. BUT THE CREAM WILL RISE TO THE TOP, OOH YEAH. MACHO MADNESS, YEAH HAS GOT MORE TO OFFER THAN /U/SCAEVOLA THINKS THAT I GOT YEAH AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, CARDS STACKED AGAINST THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE AND /r/Drama LET ME SAY IT YEAH, LET ME SAY IT OUT LOUD AND LET ME POINT TO /u/scaevola , THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE IS NOT HAPPY WITH YOUR ABLEISM, YEAH. YOUR ANTI-AUTIST REMARKS ARE IRONIC COMING FROM SOMEONE ON REDDIT OH YEAH!
Shut the fuck up, you're not even a Chinese, so you don't have any rights to point your finger at Chinese own family business.
No, YOU shut the fuck up. I am born and raised a Chinese, and I think Republic of China (known as Taiwan) has every right to be free from your oppressive "Communist" government. ROC has its own government, territory, military, currency. We are a separate country from you.
it has been that way since like thousands years ago
What the fuck. Taiwan is not officially in the Chinese control until late in Ming Dynasty.
and it's problem belongs to Chinese themselves and they will figure it out one day by themselves, and will never allow other nations interfere at any time.
It is already decided. We don't want to be with you commies.
Take your fifty cents, u/angeltoms, and go learn some history before you embarrass the Chinese people to the world even further.
What's funny is how itty bitty Japan decided to go fuck up China's day, and they needed good old white man to come and save them.
I mean... it's Japan. They only got guns like 100 years before they decided China looked like a good place to take over, China had millennia to work it out and the best they could manage was some pretty lights in the sky.
Don't even get me started on how they flipflopped on the Communist-Capitalist scale more than a live fish on a hotplate. Look at all the people they killed trying to be Communist, then when that turned to shit they're all 'ohai we're capitalist now but also communist' and meanwhile Taiwan's over there 'we've been capitalist this whole time, look at all the money we have'.
I mean, the best thing for them to do would be to admit Mao was a mistake, and beg Taiwan to take their rightful place as the leader of China and lead them to capitalist glory. Better be quick before Japan gets bored again.
There are 3-5 Chinese states (People's Republic of Zhongguo, Republic of Zhongguo, Republic of Xinjiapo, and possibly Xianggang and Aomen). Three of them are extremely rich city-states, one is a small but prosperous island nation, and another is a budding superpower which is usurping Americas place in the world. Meanwhile, there are two Korean nations. One, a small country with many enemies, just rising out of corruption and despotism, with a former leader who was removed for cult activity. The other, the most despotic state on the planet, with a cult centered around its leaders occupying all of the public sphere. So which is better, the Chinese or the Koreans. It sure seems the Chinese have a better track record.
The Chinese were "conquered" by Manchus? Ridiculous. In fact, China conquered the Manchus. The Qing dynasty may once have been from Manchuria, but by the 19th century they were expropriating Manchu lands and giving them to Chinese settlers. They colonized Manchuria, with the Chinese, and laid the ground for its present status as a Chinese part of China. Similarly, the land of the Mongols is now half in China, half Chinese economic colony. The land of the once-proud Uighurs now flies the flag of China. In Tibet, their "Dalai Lama" is so afraid of crossing China that he doesn't dare venture into the land of his people. China has recovered from Mao, and under the leadership of Xi it goes out into the world. Philippines has stood down from its South China Sea land claims and recognized Chinese hegemony. Malaysia has followed. Chinese "Pearls" throughout the Indian Ocean are ready to project power to that part of the world. Face it, Koreans suck.
So basically China finally caught up to 1940. Super.
Name a Chinese brand with any sort of name recognition? Meanwhile everyone carries around Korean phones driving in their Korean cars. Or if they're smart they're driving Japenese cars built in the US.
Maybe one day China will luck out and steal enough technology they can be more than just the ditch diggers for the world.
But given their propensity for greed and fucking over their neighbor, probably not.
The entire point of this argument is that Taiwan ain't China. Come on homie.
Also Lenovo doesn't really count because IBM. Huawei is the only legit Chinese company and even that has limited name recognition in the civilized world.
yeah, my Korean-american friend is always moaning about how Koreans are treated like the dogs of Asia, so I thought it was an ethnicity thing but I admit to being completely out of that loop
Yeah, I know General Tso's chicken isn't Chinese food. Japan is #1 for fine dining (and the only Asian country that makes decent booze). Thailand is #1 for cheap street food. China has awesome street food too, but I like to limit my intake of gutter oil to zero.
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n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-12
/u/scaevola you sound like a tough guy; if all Taiwanese are so tough how come those shit-eating howler monkeys from the mainland kicked your asses right across the China Sea?
n/a scaevola 2017-04-12
Wow. So assumptions. Such racist. I'm sure it would be totally worthwhile to engage with someone like you.
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-12
Baby let's go, I got the time. 'Tis a slow day 😘
n/a scaevola 2017-04-12
Good job editing out the racism. I think you need a hobby.
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-12
I mean, I just realized that 'slant' isn't a catch all. There could be gooks, nips, zipperheads and Orientals as well. I can't be assed to list all of that.
n/a scaevola 2017-04-12
The fuck is bussy?
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-12
>This fucking guy
n/a Macho_Man_Fascist 2017-04-12
This is some fucking low energy shit
n/a Ennui2778 2017-04-12
Holy shit.
n/a BANNED_FIVE_TIMES 2017-04-12
Can someone ban this fag
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-12
+1
This is criminal sex negativity.
n/a BANNED_FIVE_TIMES 2017-04-12
Up vote my other comments
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-12
I'm holding your karma hostage until /u/scaevola comes back and tells us what he's learned about bussy.
n/a BANNED_FIVE_TIMES 2017-04-12
He called me autistic :(
n/a scaevola 2017-04-12
I don't owe you shit. You're the baby that brought me here because you don't know what a country is.
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-12
Honey let's try this again. Do your very best to google what a bussy is, then come back to show and tell the class what you found.
We'll wait.
n/a scaevola 2017-04-12
It keeps linking to your profile. I guess I will never know.
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-12
Will I ever recover?
n/a MishRae 2017-04-12
Probably because his banter game is so shit I worry at what his parents think of him
n/a scaevola 2017-04-12
Sorry for not speaking autistic pre-teenager
n/a Macho_Man_Fascist 2017-04-12
I'M JUSTIFIABLY IN A POSITION THAT I'D RATHER NOT BE IN. BUT THE CREAM WILL RISE TO THE TOP, OOH YEAH. MACHO MADNESS, YEAH HAS GOT MORE TO OFFER THAN /U/SCAEVOLA THINKS THAT I GOT YEAH AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, CARDS STACKED AGAINST THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE AND /r/Drama LET ME SAY IT YEAH, LET ME SAY IT OUT LOUD AND LET ME POINT TO /u/scaevola , THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE IS NOT HAPPY WITH YOUR ABLEISM, YEAH. YOUR ANTI-AUTIST REMARKS ARE IRONIC COMING FROM SOMEONE ON REDDIT OH YEAH!
n/a pepperouchau 2017-04-12
Get out
n/a TrailerParkBride 2017-04-12
Boipucci you fucking breeder
n/a old_grumpy_grandpa 2017-04-12
Kys
n/a Tony_John_Abbott_MP 2017-04-12
Gee never would have guessed tbh
n/a Herbert-West 2017-04-12
Never Forget
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-12
AYYYYY
n/a bunn2 2017-04-12
im not even asian lol
n/a newcomer_ts 2017-04-12
Code phrase for alternative facts.
Sure sign someone wants to fuck you over.
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-04-12
love that tautology
n/a BrotherToaster 2017-04-12
Chiang didn't die for this
n/a Pepperglue 2017-04-12
No, YOU shut the fuck up. I am born and raised a Chinese, and I think Republic of China (known as Taiwan) has every right to be free from your oppressive "Communist" government. ROC has its own government, territory, military, currency. We are a separate country from you.
What the fuck. Taiwan is not officially in the Chinese control until late in Ming Dynasty.
It is already decided. We don't want to be with you commies.
Take your fifty cents, u/angeltoms, and go learn some history before you embarrass the Chinese people to the world even further.
n/a Herbert-West 2017-04-12
Wew
/u/angeltoms, its actually been less than 70 years, but I understand counting is hard for mainlander apes.
n/a Minimum_T-Giraff 2017-04-12
Depends on how you count.
Like was a unrecognized state and it's mostly recognized as Chinese territory with autonomy or rebellious break away. Then it's about 800 years
Or you are autistic and think that it's independent because of the Brad Pit movie then it's just 70 years.
n/a Herbert-West 2017-04-12
I think we've established that's a skill not available to the mainlanders, so lets stay away from that.
That would be retardation, not autism. A good example of autism is responding to an obvious bait comment, while still managing to be wrong :^)
n/a Minimum_T-Giraff 2017-04-12
I have accepted my retardation when participating in /r/drama. Have you accept the autistic Jesus?
n/a MishRae 2017-04-12
Leave /u/evanharper out of this FFS, Autist Jesus deserves to rest
n/a BrotherToaster 2017-04-12
He needs his child fondling hour, god bless
n/a EvanHarper 2017-04-12
it's not my fault, I was Tibetan lama in a past life and it's created a sense of entitlement to that sort of thing
n/a PrigBickDoblems 2017-04-12
Tibet, like Xinjiang and Mongolia, were basically vassals of the Qing dynasty.
n/a TSwizzlesNipples 2017-04-12
> if you're an autist
> posting in /r/Drama
Hmmmmmmm...
n/a BigDaddy_Delta 2017-04-12
That's one deluded Chinese
n/a Vakieh 2017-04-12
What's funny is how itty bitty Japan decided to go fuck up China's day, and they needed good old white man to come and save them.
I mean... it's Japan. They only got guns like 100 years before they decided China looked like a good place to take over, China had millennia to work it out and the best they could manage was some pretty lights in the sky.
Don't even get me started on how they flipflopped on the Communist-Capitalist scale more than a live fish on a hotplate. Look at all the people they killed trying to be Communist, then when that turned to shit they're all 'ohai we're capitalist now but also communist' and meanwhile Taiwan's over there 'we've been capitalist this whole time, look at all the money we have'.
I mean, the best thing for them to do would be to admit Mao was a mistake, and beg Taiwan to take their rightful place as the leader of China and lead them to capitalist glory. Better be quick before Japan gets bored again.
n/a UmmahSultan 2017-04-12
Japan got guns in the 1500s and at one point had more than any country in Europe. Maybe you should put down your bible and pick up a history book.
n/a Brumaired 2017-04-12
How dare he dishonor glorious Nippon.
n/a Vakieh 2017-04-12
Can't you read? I said 'like 100 years'.
n/a ason 2017-04-12
Lol nobody cares about the nationalist fantasies in your japanamation cartoons lil bitch.
n/a Obregon 2017-04-12
Greater co-prosperity sphere when
n/a Vakieh 2017-04-12
Just think, if mayocide occurred just a little bit earlier, the sphere could have been a thing.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-04-12
In the hierarchy of Asians the Chinese are always at the bottom.
n/a EmergencyChocolate 2017-04-12
huh, I thought it was the Koreans?
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-04-12
Negative. While we can all agree Koreans are shit and rank below Vietnamese, they're still not as shit as the Chinese.
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-04-12
There are 3-5 Chinese states (People's Republic of Zhongguo, Republic of Zhongguo, Republic of Xinjiapo, and possibly Xianggang and Aomen). Three of them are extremely rich city-states, one is a small but prosperous island nation, and another is a budding superpower which is usurping Americas place in the world. Meanwhile, there are two Korean nations. One, a small country with many enemies, just rising out of corruption and despotism, with a former leader who was removed for cult activity. The other, the most despotic state on the planet, with a cult centered around its leaders occupying all of the public sphere. So which is better, the Chinese or the Koreans. It sure seems the Chinese have a better track record.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-04-12
The Chinese in all their infinite wisdom have been conquered by infinitely lesser forces all throughout their history.
They fail to capitalize on technology they actually invented (which is limited but extremely important; i.e. gunpowder).
They are more than happy to murder large portions of their own population for little to no gain.
All the while the rest of the world just keeps getting nicer.
The Chinese are not a super power. They have zero force projection. They are and will continue to be the worlds lapdog.
n/a jPaolo 2017-04-12
I mean, when your country has over billion of people you're bound to be a superpower. Other outcomes are only possible due to incompetence.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-04-12
I agree, you'd think a country with nearly 40% of the worlds population could do better, but alas they just make plastic shit for my children.
Clearly having a mass of stupid and hungry people doesn't grant you authority.
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-04-12
The Chinese were "conquered" by Manchus? Ridiculous. In fact, China conquered the Manchus. The Qing dynasty may once have been from Manchuria, but by the 19th century they were expropriating Manchu lands and giving them to Chinese settlers. They colonized Manchuria, with the Chinese, and laid the ground for its present status as a Chinese part of China. Similarly, the land of the Mongols is now half in China, half Chinese economic colony. The land of the once-proud Uighurs now flies the flag of China. In Tibet, their "Dalai Lama" is so afraid of crossing China that he doesn't dare venture into the land of his people. China has recovered from Mao, and under the leadership of Xi it goes out into the world. Philippines has stood down from its South China Sea land claims and recognized Chinese hegemony. Malaysia has followed. Chinese "Pearls" throughout the Indian Ocean are ready to project power to that part of the world. Face it, Koreans suck.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-04-12
So basically China finally caught up to 1940. Super.
Name a Chinese brand with any sort of name recognition? Meanwhile everyone carries around Korean phones driving in their Korean cars. Or if they're smart they're driving Japenese cars built in the US.
Maybe one day China will luck out and steal enough technology they can be more than just the ditch diggers for the world.
But given their propensity for greed and fucking over their neighbor, probably not.
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-04-12
Acer, Lenovo, ASUS, HTC, Huwei
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-04-12
You've listed Taiwanese companies for some reason.
So thanks for the support!
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-04-12
Taiwan is ethnically Chinese so it counts.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-04-12
The entire point of this argument is that Taiwan ain't China. Come on homie.
Also Lenovo doesn't really count because IBM. Huawei is the only legit Chinese company and even that has limited name recognition in the civilized world.
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-04-12
This argument is about how the ancient Chinese master race is superior to the Korean mud people.
n/a jPaolo 2017-04-12
Korea as a country/state was China's lapdog but we're talking about ethnicities here.
n/a EmergencyChocolate 2017-04-12
yeah, my Korean-american friend is always moaning about how Koreans are treated like the dogs of Asia, so I thought it was an ethnicity thing but I admit to being completely out of that loop
n/a jPaolo 2017-04-12
They're discriminated against because all Koreans smell of their pickled kimchi cabbage.
n/a baeb66 2017-04-12
I rank my Asians by quality of food. It puts the Chinese somewhere in the middle. Filipinos definitely are at the bottom.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-04-12
Chinese food in the US isn't really Chinese though.
Also Lumpia is the shiznit.
n/a baeb66 2017-04-12
Yeah, I know General Tso's chicken isn't Chinese food. Japan is #1 for fine dining (and the only Asian country that makes decent booze). Thailand is #1 for cheap street food. China has awesome street food too, but I like to limit my intake of gutter oil to zero.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-04-12
Yeah but they fucking eat balut.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-04-12
I still believe balut was invented to fuck with foreign visitors.
n/a crimsonchibolt 2017-04-12
i thought Yak penis was the thing they made to fuck with foreign visitors no wait thats china
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-04-12
Mao was a mistake but Deng wasn't.
n/a Hellkyte 2017-04-12
If anyone hasn't watched the Taiwan #1 videos on YouTube look them up. I think it's some guy playing H1Z1? Really funny stuff.
n/a j4x 2017-04-12
FUCK SELF DETERMINATION
n/a PrigBickDoblems 2017-04-12
/r/badhistory