I got a real winner from my kinky alt account. (x-post from r/creepyPMs)

59  2017-04-12 by PM_me_ur_swimsuit

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Promoting anarchofascism for 5 years and counting.

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This dude goes to the top of the Mayocide list.

Mayocide?

When?

With any luck, now!

You don't need to block out names here, friend. Ping him. It's not polite to talk about people behind their back.

I originally blocked them all out for /r/creepyPMs to go along with their rules. Plus I didn't want that poor girl's kik out there for everyone.

But you didn't block out her kik

I did when I realized it was still there and edited to original post.

I think you should have blocked out puddin1435's kik the first time around.

Oh well, it's fixed now and you're still an asshole.

Fuck creepyPMs and their SJW bullshit. They'll just find another reason to ban you. You want r/truecreepyPMs/

This little/daddy thing has me creeped out and this is from a guy who does wife swapping.

And wife swapping creeps me out. Your kink isn't mine and that's OK.

Go brush your teeth and do your homework.

Look who's mad...

I'm not mad, I'm disappointed in you.

And neither one bugs me one bit.

So explain what this Daddy/little kink is. I've been exposed to a lot of kink, often inadvertently, but this one is new.

Often just a softer, gentler version of D/s. Of course like most dynamics it can be done numerous ways. You should google it.

What makes it different from other well known branches (Master/slave and Master/pet) is that the submissive holds an inner-child side and ageplay is often incorporated in it, so not every Dom is interested in it because of the this. The power exchange between the Daddy/Mommy and little is often lower versus a TPE (total power exchange). There are also different expectations for a little than a slave, for example. Protocols and the expectations may be different or much more relaxed. The dynamic instead focuses on care and guidance for the little, where rules enforced ensure that. While the Daddy stills holds characteristics of a typical Dom, he now also plays a more intimate and nurturing parental role. He does not take the place of a true father figure that is in His sub’s life. Engaging in incest roleplay is not uncommon though and should not be judged.

I'm judging.

Yeah, that incest role play is a very small minority that's too creepy for me and most other participants. Hell, there's plenty of DD/lg dynamics out there where no uses the term Daddy at all.

Gotcha.

He's a pretend pedophile too

I'm pretty sure most people are far more accepting of D/s relationships than they are of someone roleplaying as a child.

The child role play aspect of DD/lg is pretty rare. I've been at this more than a decade and only encountered it IRL twice. I'm pretty sure there's more people out there pretending to be pets than children.

"Lg" means little girl. All the ones I've seen on Reddit act like children.

To be fair most people on reddit act like children. Also, just like any other, reddit doesn't accurately represent populations. You're going to end up with a very distilled version of any demographic, for better or worse. Just look at r/the_Donald or whatever it us.

So they call themselves little girls but act like adults?

Most do. DD/lg is mostly just a softer gentler version of D/s. Acting like a child isn't a requirement.

Some kinks are weirder than others.

what if you had someone call you "dad" instead of daddy

I rarely get called Daddy these days in the first place, but Dad would definitely feel really fucking weird.

*nuzzles u* hello biological father (´・ω・`)

Congrats, you made this thread weirder and I didn't think that was possible.

i try

stop...

and this is from a guy who does wife swapping

The correct term is "cuckolding"

I'll remember that the next time a chick is licking my balls as I do the other doggie.

I'm sure that remembering you're a cuck will get you off faster

Speed isn't a virtue in sex my boy.

but you just told me you'd remember that you're a cuck. will you make up your mind.

Based on your love for overwatch porn you are still a virgin, so it's not my place to spoil the novelty of sex. Every dog has his day

wow dude you went through my history, how insecure are you exactly about being a cuck? if you're gonna """wifeswap""" you'd think that you already would've fully accepted your own cuckoldry

overwatch porn

tbh fam better cuckoldry than autism

wow rude

Its not working. I've got an FMF set up for Saturday. You will be jerking it to a cartoonish videogame. I think I am going to be having the better time.

Right? Can you even imagine having a weird fetish for a fictional character? That would be so weird.

You tried.

While a bit drunk last year I bought my wife some hot Xena style armor

lol

She is going to wear it this year to the fare for a fantasy day

no way she is under 200 pounds

poly ren faire nerds?

i can smell the musty aroma of /u/Chicup's trysts from here.

Have you seen the Ren Faire poly types? ewww

that's the joke people are making about you, you odd little man

Its fucking hot on her. I'm not going to complain.

She's fat, isn't she.

I'd rather jerk off to a video game than fuck a fatty. Lets be real here.

Chicuck you are such a badass. Will you please sign my tits

Only if its a pearl necklace.

>current year

>unironically talking about how much pussy you get to win an internet slapfight

>mfw

I'll remember that the next time a chick is licking my balls as I do the other chick doggie.

you say you're swapping wives, but it sounds like what you're really swapping is tall tales

Hey whatever you want to think.

Houston has some great swingclubs btw.

I live in New Orleans now, moved about 6 months ago

we went to Collette's, a swinger/fuck club here in the city. A friend new a bartender, so we go in free (normally it's $100/couple)

It was interesting to check it out, I think I'm gonna' keep it old school and just sleep with my wife, thinking she will as well.

Ah we know a lot of younger couples in NOLA from one of our trips, they keep trying to get us to go down to Naughty In Nawlins but the timing sucks for us. Most of the "fuck in the open" types tend to be older. The hot couples are usually in private rooms. A guy named Bob Hannaford is a big swinger organizer in Nola but he's in his 60's and his events are like 75% 50+, good guy though.

Clubs are really hit or miss in age/attractiveness. The ones in Chicago are pretty bad unless there is a take over.

Just a different flavor of degenerate awaiting the Day of the Rope IMO.

Why are you white knighting, OP? Slaty about Chad Thundercock having unlimited access to m'lady's pussy?

Your user name and statement are really at odds with one another.

0/10, at least you tried

Wow, you're human trash.

Better human trash than a white knight neckbeard like yourself. when are you gonna give in and start posting on /r/incels?

Awwwww, look at the troll everyone!!

Kill yourself

Well aren't you a badass lol

I am thanks

Ddlg is a shit tier kink. Worse than being a normie

To the users reposting the Kik username, please stop doing that. It is not okay. The OP removed it in order to protect privacy and to avoid doxxing people, so please respect that. It isn't that hard to be a not-shitty person, so please do that.

Also, for those wondering where the first image is, if you open up the album, its there (with the username blocked out correctly). Imgur screws up sometimes with these albums and stuff.

Fucking hell, what paint-huffing mongoloid modded Mr. Reasonable and let him post comments?

Did I wander into the wrong sub? The fuck?

Doxxing is like the one thing we have a rule against here.

kik usernames aren't doxxing

It's the same as a Skype username; I wouldn't leave it up on the web for anyone to see.

lol, what if i'm a shitty person and i don't respect the rules?

I mean you don't have to respect them or be a not-shitty person to follow them, but if you can't do that, you'll be suspended by the admins.

coolio

I'm pretty sure the "little" is just him on another account and you foiled his elaborate plot to roleplay his own cucking

Guess there's no cummies for you!

That copypasta is the fucking worst, I wouldn't wish it even on /r/drama.

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

The nazis winning WW2 would at least have prevented this.

We weren't blessed with that alternate time line unfortunately.

Are you kidding me? Germans biologically have weird kinks programmed into them. They basically have a monopoly on scat porn.

This is due to half the country being raped by commie degeneracy and (((brainwashing))) since WW2.

my reflex when i see (((echoes))) is to laugh now.

i'm afraid i'll do it at the wrong time and get in trouble at work

i want to be Kaceytron's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me up her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her Kaceytron blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo Kaceytron blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her Kaceytron hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her Kaceytron hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her Kaceytron face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

Jump in the oven

I have said this many times but never meant it as much as I do now.

kys

You suck, OP. You're supposed to perpetuate the drama, not avoid it.