r/drama: Someone makes a pun in /r/jokes. OP forgets that reddit is an American website and that many commenters therefore believe in magic. Everyone gets upset

and then there's "reddit"--the reflexive Zeitgeist of reddit that sees the circlejerks in their true form and understand that atheism is indeed the euphoric neckbearded shibboleth.

n/a dvenom999 2017-04-13

....what?

n/a atakeonhooper 2017-04-13

yeah

n/a cruelandusual 2017-04-13

lol, you believe in God.

n/a dvenom999 2017-04-13

top kek.

n/a SkekEkt 2017-04-13

You want the Truth? You can't handle the Truth!! No Truth-handler, you! Bah! I deride your Truth-handling abilities!

n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-04-13

There is only one kind of magic, that is meme magic. Praise kek.

n/a aonome 2017-04-13

Shadilay

n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-04-13

Check 'em

Praise kek.

n/a niexx 2017-04-13

imagine actually thinking religion was a failed attempt at scientific explanation.

n/a newcomer_ts 2017-04-13

They do

n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-04-13

Low effort flair needed. Like the lowest of efforts. At least link to a comment chain.

n/a aonome 2017-04-13

Yesterday I sorted by best instead of controversial, can we go lower in effort?

n/a AreYouFuckingHappy 2017-04-13

Not link the drama. Off hand mention what subreddit it's on maybe.

n/a aonome 2017-04-13

I'll do that next time

n/a projectedgeham666 2017-04-13

Pretended to be an offended Muslim, will now be updooted to the top by cucks.

n/a PM_ME_CUTE_PUPPYS 2017-04-13

Plan didn't work out too well, did it?

n/a ImNotPayingFullPrice 2017-04-13

American website and that many commenters therefore believe in magic

Europeans do too, look at socialism.

n/a aonome 2017-04-13

We don't have socialism here

n/a ImNotPayingFullPrice 2017-04-13

You have your true believers.

n/a aonome 2017-04-13

Good point

n/a salami_inferno 2017-04-13

You mean the socialist policies that have worked out fairly well for them? God I hope for the day when America stops being such a retarded mess of a country.

n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-04-13

God I hope for the day when America stops being such a retarded mess of a country.

Aren't you the little optimist?

n/a BeforeTheRobots 2017-04-13

This makes me nostalgic for the /r/atheism drama a bunch of years back, when it was still a default. May May June was the best time on Reddit.

n/a aonome 2017-04-13

I missed maymay June unfortunately.

n/a wumbo17412 2017-04-13

holy fuck may may june was almost 4 years ago

n/a cleverseneca 2017-04-13

I miss /u/nukethepope, man could he rustle jimmies.

n/a snallygaster 2017-04-13

NukeThePope gently caressed juliebeen's soft, logical hair. NukeThePope gently caressed juliebeen's soft, logical hair. Usually, this late at night, she would be destroying fundies on facebook, but tonight she was feeling a little playful. Both gently disrobed, Slayer and Subhumans tees falling to the floor. NukethePope sauntered behind juliebeen , her love-cave now dripping wet, and put her ear in his mouth.

"I want your logic in me, Dawkins"

Pain and pleasure overcame juliebeen as his evolution stick approached terminal velocity. "Strong, then Kill. STRONG, THEN KILL", She screamed. Finally, Nukethepope blasted his higgs boson all over her godless nebula. Pleased, Juliebeen bit her lip and said "I guess you have to stone me now..."

n/a EvanHarper 2017-04-13

Reddit was so innocent back then.

n/a o_l0_0l_o 2017-04-13

>ITT - atheists illustrating themselves why they have such a piss poor reputation, I'll trust a rapist who's sorry for what he or she has done over one of you (no offence to normal atheists who aren't here acting like crybabies or spend their time whining about religion) edit slam that downvote button down atheists, the one thing you have in this world

/u/dictionaryqwerty on a scale of beating your wife to jihadi suicide bombing, how angry are you right now?

n/a jPaolo 2017-04-13

Is this how islam started?

n/a cleverseneca 2017-04-13

Personally I'm a solid Road Rage.5

n/a Neon_needles 2017-04-13

Lol that guy is going to die from a stroke.

n/a WokeAsFuck 2017-04-13

Careful, you might cut yourself on that edge.

Internet catchphrases are the best way to make a point.

n/a SkekEkt 2017-04-13

standing on a streetcorner and clutching your genitals while screaming gibberish at passersby can also work when you're making a point, but only if the point you're making is about crack, and how there is not enough of it.

n/a shitsfuckedupalot 2017-04-13

Or if its about Kony

n/a SkekEkt 2017-04-13

Heh, good one man, I almost forgot about Jason Russell [<-- this is a NSFW click]

n/a GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-04-13

/u/sonderthinker

Not just my upvote sir, you have my respect too.

😂😂😂

n/a Madmantwentyone 2017-04-13

I'm more offended both by the low effort of this post and the low quality jokes we'll allow be called puns these days. OP is a bad (or sick) guy!

n/a BlackPeopleEmoji 2017-04-13

atheists use their heads for one thing, a fedora rack

Why can't I L all these MAOs

n/a cornicat 2017-04-13

I feel like the downvote/upvote ratio is more due to brigading than the majority of this site being religious... right? Please tell me I'm right. I expected so much more from reddit.

n/a i_lick_fedoras 2017-04-13

Someone criticized religion, break out 3000 fedora comments

n/a Velvet_Llama 2017-04-13

As a Catholic I'm really bothered by the use of puns, but that's about it.

n/a sheepcat87 2017-04-13

Well we know you're not bothered an abundance of logic