I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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Ngl im too drunk for that shit gimmie a tl dr

Giving you my blank post on faith fam

Let's not forget that the reason Trump won is literally that a bunch of Obama voters couldn't stomach Hillary, so blaming this on racism is among the worst abortions of logic someone can make.

I want a problem solver, a true rock climber

Pantsuit-wearing herstorical first-timer

I want a listener, a negotiator

A legal scholar, supreme court nominator

i only made 30 seconds before I got aids

What in the fuck?

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Alright we need a final deliberation on this guy: Troll or not troll.

Check out the history. If it was just a few comments we'd all call troll, but they pushed out 70k karma worth of cringe in 3 months. I guess it's a special account because either way, it's someone reaching towards new levels of being pathetic on the internet.

/u/Trollabot allyourexpensivetoys

I mean it's either troll or unintentional caricature, either way it's ridiculous and lots of people on both sides fall for it. So successful no matter how you slice it.

Troll or not troll

The best part this copypasta wall of text was blatant shotgunning that had nothing to do with the parent comments.

deffo troll, one of their previous posts here confirmed it.

The mental illness that is his post history

He seems pretty blue about the election and wants to share his opinion.

Someone should throw the Shia copypasta in there

Tiny hands, orange skin, terrible hair, likely a small penis...Trump is the most insecure and pathetic man ever.

Most pathetic? Maybe, but we've found a good runner up

Look at these sexists attacking our president because of his looks. We need to stop judging men by these unfair beauty standards.

/#EffBeautyStandards

Trump is beautiful and fierce

Usually I find you annoying but eeeeeevery now and then...

usually i find you annoying

kill yaself

I am going to literally contort your body so that you are going to physically suck your own butt. Then I'm going to make you vomit your poop puke all over your moms tits if she's still alive

Even if she's not alive

D:

The fact that you never comment on actual political policy is the most accurate thing about your name.

Bitch plz I comment on geopolitical bullshit once in a blue moon

Which is way more often than any other Trump supporter does

You must not be paying attention to the masses of Trumptards, they comment on every geopolitical event possible.

To be fair they also get down voted past hide threshold

Like racist fascist should be

"You see, someone was smug on the internet, so I had no other choice than to vote for the guy who's too functionally retarded to string a sentence together."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk

True, Obama stutter sometimes. But Trump has either Alzheimer's or a sub 60 IQ.

True, Obama stuttered sometimes.

President or Mr.Obama you uncultured sack, give him the respect he deserves as your now former President.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMUgNg7aD8M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avQKLRGRhPU

Mr. Obama said um more then Bush Jr made metaphors.

The only thing worse then Obama off of his teleprompter was Bush's warcrimes.

mistake

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It's beautiful

WHARTON SCHOOL OF BUSINESS, people

Stop whining, hillary, and suck another Saudi Arabian cock.

no u

What would dick do?

how can you talk about hunting and birds when you have that little idea about it.

you don't hunt birds with bullets, he's saying bald eagles as an appeal to emotion instead of the real bird the californian vulture that was effected by lead

" poisons them to death "

lead toxicosis kills the babies not the adults eating the lead

http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0015350

"people only hunt for sport not food, they just leave the dead animal on the ground because they want to show how manly they are"

wow.

how does he not know about mrs. obama's school lunch program and how shitty it made food

" how spiteful to lift the restrictions on what cars can be produced in america"

if ecofriendly cars saved people money they'd be buying them instead of the hondas real americans can afford bill.

Found a dick.

i wish i was so rich i was out of touch like you and bill

if only i could be smug enough to lecture people trying to feed their families about how bad for the environment they are

if only i didn't have to care about the prices of bullets or the salmon holocaust this policies have directly caused

Was it in your mouth?

woo-hoo!

livin' on the edge, I see.. lol

Is being a dick what you call being right and proud?

Bill Maher is about as likeable as that reporter in Die Hard.

I fucking hated this segment. Even more so than maher's other shit.

Literally all of that is consistent with the republican platform of fewer regulations. Whether or not you agree with it is a different story, but it's perfectly consistent with conservative ideals.

with conservative ideals.

So, fuck everything and everyone, I get to do what ever the hell I want?

That's what's colloquially referred to as a "dick move".

We are the right side of history, we are the positive force in the country, they are the ones who want to move us backwards.

This is a direct quote from Mein Kampf

Holy mackerel, this guy is a dyed-in-the-wool, "send them to the camps" fascist!

Wew he removed that part from the next time he spammed it, what a tool

"No, conservatives. Literacy tests are not unconstitutional."

intellectual

anti-racist

this shit right here

it's a "middle-class white people living in gated communities get buttblasted over people they've never met" episode

Aw shit, again?

A man so unpopular and universally hated by the educated city people was somehow elected, because the racist backward parts of our society get more say than the cities according to the electoral college

Darn nabbit, us god-fearing country folk just don't understand all this high fallutin gubmint business

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to getting help

I know, right?Look at this rock solid correlat-, woah wait, not that one haha.

Here, this one. Look at that rock solid correlation!

1.1k upvotes and 4 golds for that retarded mess

i would laugh if it wasn't so apparent that the american left has become literally a gigantic collective entity named "The Reason Trump Won" and now we're going to be stuck with him for another 4 years

In these moments it's important to remember that Donald Trump is also basically retarded.

That's why it's even more frustrating, these idiots can't get their dicks out of their mouths long enough to realize that they're doing everything they can to get Trump reelected.

Trump reelected.

what's the game plan when they run someone who isn't president Trump but shares his policies and and has the backing of all the rebuplicans who refused to vote for him because he was literally donald trump

i mean they'll have to get over the "republicans are a monolith who only vote republican no matter what and also utah is refusing to vote republican" thing first

People will choose a bombastic retard over arrogant smug hatred every time.

Trump is all of these things imo

Yeah, but Trump has pretty good memes.

Does he though?

Why don't you Pokémon-go-to-the gas chamber you sperg

That one's not really aged well imo

gee that really IS a great meme

gas chambers are so fetch

Yeah, I'm not sure what people are even on about.

haha u mad

People will choose a bombastic retard over arrogant smug hatred every time.

Does the ban fill both of these bubbles?

And Trump isn't arrogant smug hatred? What I don't understand is the people saying they like Trump because they hate elitism. He literally sits on a golden chair in a golden tower with his name on it.

Still though, you see way more retarded leftists posts and comments on r/all and r/popular.

Rarely see trump stuff on the top of reddit.

You don't see it because the admins made sure anything from pro-Trump subs can't get to the front page.

Also because reddit is generally very left leaning- further than most Americans- when it comes to foreign policy and economics.

Reddit has always been left leaning, but nowadays it's one of the biggest websites on the Internet, and Europeans have a tendency to be more left leaning than any other.

As an Italian, one of the think that irks me the most is people from Europe writing "In Europe we do this/think this", speaking for the whole continent. Given the disproportionate amount of Nordics and Brits/Irish on Reddit, they make Europe seem way more socdem/efficient/open than it actually is.

For every Swede that says how great a far-reaching govt is you have 6 Italians that know how bad it can get.

> Wops are real Europeans

man you guys are still fighting with the Chinese over who invented Spaghetti first

I am not saying we are the real Europeans - Swedes are real Europeans too. I am saying that a Swede saying "In Europe we do X" is idiotic because he is talking about Sweden. It's like a Canadian saying "The Americas are a very cold place".

1 we are supposed to fight over pasta and i insult your greasy brains for only being able to care about food

2 swedes aren't real euorpeans they are nordic barbarians

In Europe we do X" is idiotic because he is talking about Sweden. It's like a Canadian saying "The Americas are a very cold place".

The culture of Canada is closer to America then Swede to Italian tbh, the only fucked up thing about Canada is their gross ass Ketchup Lays Potato Chips, like can you believe that? Potato Chips with Ketchup baked into them, what the fuck is that.

American's can pound a few beers and think curling is cool.

Italians and Greeks are literal only reason for the European union today, without their philosophy and influence even USA wouldn't be around we'd be sacrificing virgins like the Mayans and Swedes.

The culture of Canada is closer to America then Swede to Italian

I wrote "The Americas", not America. It's like a Canadian speaking for the Americas (including like Honduras and Belize)

1 we are supposed to fight over pasta and i insult your greasy brains for only being able to care about food

Go eat a burger. Or whatever. I am not good at flaming.

The Americas are America since we are the only "Americas" that are relevant at all

Go eat a burger. Or whatever. I am not good at flaming.

you can't come up with good insults of your lazy greek blood ( see how i combine you and the greeks for more insulting, now you make fun of me for being non-geographically aware because of inferior American education instead of spending money on museum crying about how britain stole our pantheon statues)

I love the Greeks though.

make fun of the 1930s fuckk up of the pantheon man

The swedes didn't sacrifice them! They simply tied female slaves onto boats with their masters before they lit it on fire.

Europeans are in general a lot more left leaning than Americans.

This is true for pretty much every European country.

In which regard? Economically maybe. Socially it varies widely. I am Italian and have lived in the US for 3 years, I can definitely say Italians tend to me more homophobic and racist than Americans, and society as a whole is definitely less PC. Same thing for the Greeks, let alone EE.

But generally I was not talking (only) regarding that. I was talking about how Swedes/Danish/Northerners say "Oh yeah here we have X provided by the govt and it is fantastic!" and here we have X (and Y and Z) provided by the government and it ain't really that great.

I don't view homophobia as a political alignment.

You can be a communist and homophobic and you can be an anarchist an homophobic.

So what do you mean by political? Because LGTB rights are extremely politicized, in basically every country.

This is why I don't like to talk about the political spectrum, because political alignment belongs on a matrix.

But LGBT rights isn't really something either the left or the right are known for, compared with their stances on economical policies.

These rights are aligned with various political parties mostly randomly.

Wrong. The UK is more right wing economically than the US.

Europeans are in general a lot more left leaning than Americans.

This is true for pretty much every European country.

For every Swede that says how great a far-reaching govt is you have 6 Italians that know how bad it can get.

This is really good to hear, thank you.

It is an hyperbole, obviously, but the results of cradle to grave and state intervention in Italy were not nearly as good as in the Nordics.

that's because it's too warm in those mediterranean countries for socialism

they get up to much bamboozlement and far too many hijinks in warmer climes

socialism only works in really cold climates where people are already miserable and don't care

this is science, people, drink it in

Yep, and it doesn't help that swedes are almost North Korea levels of indoctrinated. They all act the exact same, it's fucking creepy.

Man he's so dumb, he's only a billionaire, real estate genius, creator of hundreds of large and successful businesses, married to a super model, and President of the United states. He's dumb, but you're smart random plebbiter.

Lol I love that it makes you so mad that he is obviously dumb as shit.

Fuckin excuse me? I voted Trump. How would that stuff not be out of place in a post of mine

I thought you were in prison for destroying a.c. units or some shit

Oh shit lol it's that guy

Something that surprised me in the /r/drama thread about him getting arrested is that not a single person knew that he was arrested two years before the 2016 arrest. He was arrested in 2014 for stealing a car with a friend and going on a joyride which happened to be a felony. There's an article about this but I don't want to get banned by admins for linking it and exposing the guy's name. Not sure why that was allowed last time in this sub.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3qwTIojqAY&t=21s

The smug arrogance, not the actual content of the post.

My smug arrogance is actually right ~80-100% of the time though

You went diehard Bernie to diehard Trump? Wow, you are smart.

smarter then you since he didn't vote for a loser who can't even win an election

I didn't vote, I'm not an Ameritard.

Well you're worse then a bernie supporter even if they are goddamn socialists because at least they aren't europeans.

if you don't even know about america why are you trying to shame people for their beliefs

you don't even understand why populism in america took off what with your diesel cars and bullshit crappy plastic waterbottles

you guys are so behind the times you don't even ban non-cloth bags from your stores.

lol

i worry about this sub when my obvious satire gets downboated

I didn't even get to talk about how your country being such a shithole is the reason Aus and USA are the way they are today or if liberalism is so great why did The MotherLand vote to leave it yet

I didn't downvote you fam

why are my moronic shitposts being downvoted??

behind the times

I live in a third world country and I find that rich coming from an American. Never mind an American talking to a European.

A bit of context makes one humble.

inb4 snarky replies and how I do not have a horse in this race even though this is an online forum.

My only problem with Trump was that he should step aside and let Bernie win if he really cared about the country. I greatly overestimated Bernie and when I realized that it left me with no serious issue with Trump

Are you still a Brony?

Sure

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Who are you?

Mr. Darkwolff

fuckin bow before him u plebian

Who the hell is u/Hstark?

It's DarqWolff.

Oh no shit!

I did a half-assed google search and couldn't find proof, but I SWEAR I saw either that specific comment or a version of it (the part about "conservatives, no you cannot blah blah blah" is the part I remember) on /r/politics during the post-election meltdown.

I am almost 100% certain that they either frankensteined that comment from other past comments or flat-out lifted it. It is smug as fuck, though.

tbh that ship does look really cool.

i'd live on it

Trump's 58% disaproval got nothing on Chris Christie's 83%

I like smug when the person is right.

When they're 20 though it's lol

The actual grass will only grow at the rear of the ship but will be carefully landscaped to cover the whole thing.

See this was funny. Why can't redditors ever just have fun with jokes instead of turning it into a cry-fest?

Because jokes can't virtue signal as much as crying does.

i still don't get that joke. explain pls

oh is it a hair joke?

yes

This guy again? One of his freak outs wa featured here a few days ago

Holy fuck, I strive for this level of smug posting

tannebaum from bioshock 2 a women who makes me wish the holocaust happened only to her and repeatedly to her has nothing on this level of smugness

Its so sickening isn't it? A man so unpopular and universally hated by the educated city people was somehow elected, because the racist backward parts of our society get more say than the cities according to the electoral college.

fucking lol, i love coming to this website and seeing college students who dont know a thing about me or even that i exist make wild generalizations about me. If you only heard of the south on reddit you would think it was some sort of cartoonish racist inbred hellhole.

nb4 drama replies "its not" to fluster my jimbobs

its not

bodipple

If you only heard of the south on reddit

'>LSU

'> Frencies are the south

http://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/news/crime_police/article_06f3e4b0-0b77-11e7-8cab-5b47f315baff.html

i actually know that girl, she is a good friend of my sisters, so not really funny

i didn't mean for it to be funny sorry, just about the hellhole part i see it was pretty retarded of me

44 comments and nobody has pinged this guy yet? You people are slacking.

/u/allyourexpensivetoys how does it feel to literally be the exaggerated stereotype of what Trump supporters try to paint liberals as? If you guys are "the future" then why is the entire western world voting for more right-wing parties? Why do Republicans have more power now than anytime in the last 100 years. You'd think that you would have learned some humility after the utter embarrassment that was November's election, but that would require self-reflection wouldn't it? And you're clearly too stupid to be capable of that.

Pretty sure that u/allyourexpensivetoys is either a troll or a spergbot

I hope so.

Why do Republicans have more power now than anytime in the last 100 years?

Massive gerrymandering project.

Thanks

read Ratfucked by David Daley, it's a really good introductory source about how republicans raped American democracy after the '10 census.

Oy gevalt, literally no point in pointing out the failings of Donny. Just wasting perfectly good calories typing out pointless shit. Anyone retarded enough to still wear a redhat with pride would have to leave the circlejerk of their own accord, no outside voice will convince them that their god-king is a charlatan.

Even if the Secretary of Arms puts the man in cuffs they'll go straight to infowars to ask Alex "FRIGGIN' GAY FROGS" Jones for the grand US Intel anti-Trump conspiracy.

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/u/allyourexpensivetoys can I suggest taking a break from politics for a while? That's if you're doing this unironically.

Since when did Bob Chipman have a Reddit account.

/u/Trollabot allyourexpensivetoys

Work you piece of shit bot.

man so unpopular and universally hated by the educated city people was somehow elected, because the racist backward parts of our society get more say than the cities according to the electoral college.

Wow , /u/allyourexpensivetoys is very racist. 72% of blacks like in the south and midwest.