/r/Hapas gets hilariously triggered by a funny Asian female comedian telling a harmless joke

41  2017-04-15 by VRNY

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She's obviously retarded but I'd pay good money for her to give me a concussion and drag me off a plane.

Given how much she triggers insecure Asian and half-Asian men, she's obviously someone worth supporting.

I love how her Twitter banner looks like a BLACKED.com photoshoot

she's supes cute

I love how she says "as someone who was beaten by asian men" as if it's inherent for asian dudes to just go beat up people. But Hispanic and black parents beat their kids too.

What disgusting racism this is. FYI I'm white as fuck and I love beating children.

esther ku klux klan

LOLOLOLOLOLOL holy shit... that was genius

Whoa dude... epic...

ebin, simply ebin

ebin, simply ebin

Wtf I love hapas now

Esther "unload my nine on the yellow line"

Esther 'Bomb the crap out of every Jap' Ku

Esther 'Little boy ? Meet fatman and Nagasaki' Ku

le XD! Up-narwhals to the left, m'good sirs!

Women are funny get over it

Fuck you we are not

Asian, female, funny.

Choose one.

I don't think you understand how that joke works.

Doesn't it work? You can choose funny but you can't choose either Asian or female.

You can also choose Asian and can't choose female.

Ah, retard moment

American

Funny

Choose one

I'd like both with a side of some fries.

EDGE

Oopsie

Find her and make her a mod

New /r/drama dakimakura.

"female comedian" is like saying "non-autistic /r/drama poster"

southpark reference about Any Schumer

PENIS PENIS I mean VAGINA VAGINA

Women are funny, get over it.

Do Asians count as mayos?

Sure, you just make it with the yolk.

/u/Herbert-West and myself often pondered this. The conclusion is yes. Never forget when the chips were down in 1992 the Orientals took to the roofs rather than to the streets. They threw their lot in with the mayos that day.

Traitors to their own cause.

Only when they talk like one.

No, they don't give participation trophies, they beat you with bamboo sticks for not getting first. Hapas might be close enough though.

Get fucked

Ahhh, /r/Hapas , incels for wasian boys.

/u/IJohnWickonracists

He's a doctor and she's a shitty self hating comedian. He wins by default.

He's also a convicted felon, lost his license for around 10 years, traded drugs for gay sex, and is a mental case just based on his squealing like a pig.

Well said. Typical Asian loser that thinks that the MD after his name makes him special.

and then everyone on the plane would have to clap and tip the shooters.

He's a highly atypical Asian loser.

Typical ones are bad at math and good at frying things.

All chinks/japs/gooks/zips are losers in one way or another.

I think /r/hapas is rubbing off on you bruh

Even if he was completely innocent he was still trespassing on public property and they could have legally shot him multiple times if necessary to remove them.

Lolwut. Is this your brain on ancap?

Meant to say private property.

When you book a flight but the company decides they need your seat for employees so they execute on the premises for trespassing

You say that like it's a bad thing. Guy must be a blast at parties.

He's also a convicted felon, lost his license for around 10 years, traded drugs for gay sex,

wait what?

He could be a /r/drama mod

I know, what degenerate even would mod /r/Drama? Wait what?

"Funny"

this is part of the broader issue of comedians not being funny since the only people allowed to be comedians are people that pass the far left political correctness litmus tests.

funny

OP are you autistic

What a qt. I'd suck her bepis

/u/zardook_moonwick

People don't take Asians seriously? Is that why we have all the most profitable buissnesses and the reason why the USA entered WWII? Pff,

Serious question: so do people feel like /r/hapas is more racist than the OP who said in a comment down below -

All chinks/japs/gooks/zips are losers in one way or another.

I'm at a loss here. Who's hero do I become?

hapas is cringe to the 100x extreme but this "comedian" is about as funny as child abuse and i say that as a white dude who bought uh, is dating an asian woman