Drama at Alt-right High

18  2017-04-17 by CaptainMemer

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No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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This Bill Mitchell guy looks like a down low dude.

Possibly racial fluid considering the variation of skin color he's got going on too.

He has the dumbest profile picture ever plus he said Trump has a team of keyboard warriors that man is a disgrace to mayos

my favorite thing about the whole alt-right aesthetic is that the "fashy haircut" they're all so breathless about is a well-known style in the gay community known as "the boy"

they are all so unintentionally hilarious

>links to a Google image search result displaying DRASTICALLY different hairstyles with absolutely no clear consensus or uniformity.

Ha! Take that Alt-Righters! Now you're GAY!

What's more embarrassing is your existence, honestly.

no, the funny part is that you guys are so homophobic yet homoerotic

but another funny thing about y'all is that you spergburgers have zero sense of humor, and even your "humor" is pathetic and funny only in ways you didn't intend for it to be (as in your autistic keke and pepe maymays), so you're on trend right now bb, heil MAGA kek kek and all that

"Gays eat food. Alt-righters also eat. Alt-right confirmed faggots."

"Hey you know that subculture and belief system you subscribe to and I disagree with? Well I think your communities humor is dumb and stupid!"

Wow. I am devastated. Please kys.

Well Imagine my shock

Looks like DER MAINSTREAM METEOR got to him.

Briefly scanning their twatters:

PrisonPlanet (Paul Joseph Watson) is pissed off with Trump over some shit and thinks Bannon should stay.

Bill Mitchell thinks the limey bastard should stand by his President no matter what and that Bannon is becoming a distraction.

It's the useful idiot playoffs so things got serious.

Neither Bill Mitchell or PJW are Alt-Right.

Gatekeeping aside (no one really can define the term properly it seems) the Alt-Right "philosophy" is intrinsically linked to "race-realism" and either white-nationalism or white-supremacy.

Both of these two are "Alt-Light" cucks.