I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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lol@birthers still existing at all

prob a troll but dat poe tho

Sure. Here's a tweet from his half-brother.

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Fuck off commie.

Post bussy

So there you go.

But that was debunked. What else ya got?

"However, as WND demonstrated back in 2009, the alleged Kenyan birth certificate Malik Obama tweeted is the same fraudulent document that had been offered for sale by eBay seller Lucas Smith and which the seller had displayed on YouTube. Read more at http://mobile.wnd.com/2017/03/malik-obamas-kenyan-birth-certificate-for-brother-is-fake/#gtbAQM1xZOST6fxQ.99"

http://mobile.wnd.com/2017/03/malik-obamas-kenyan-birth-certificate-for-brother-is-fake/

Do not bother talking someone who still believes in the birthed conspiracy lol

I knew I should've just posted copypasta

Here's more that is a bit suspicious.

SO S U S P I C I O U S

          S U S P I C I O U S  
        / U               / U  
      /   S             /   S  
    /     P           /     P  
  /       I         /       I  
S U S P I C I O U S         C  
U         I       U         I  
S         O       S         O  
P         U       P         U  
I         S U S P I C I O U S  
C       /         C       /    
I     /           I     /      
O   /             O   /        
U /               U /          
S U S P I C I O U S            

Is that a time cube?

WOW!

omg his records were sealed?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Well how much do you REALLY know about his years as an adolescent?

about as much as every other President?

There's a photo of him smoking weed.

You mean the one where he's ripping a bong and there's a poster of Idi Amin hanging on his wall?

No the one where he's smoking a big ass blunt. Quit being a faggot btw.

Quit being a faggot btw.

I'm not the one sucking Obama's dick.

You literally post porn on reddit.

Notice how you said porn, and not gay porn? So what's your point? You still suck Obama's dick.

His point is probably that you're weird af. Everybody watches porn, but only a seent handful of nerds gather on a social media platform and discuss their porn and porn viewing tendencies amongst one another in as close to a giant circle jerk you'll actually get on reddit.

Yeah. Because /r/Drama isn't a giant circle jerk. /s

you got us there now please kill yourself

But then your mom would have no one to text late nights for a booty call.

Can't get angry at a mom joke

it was a joke about how porn subreddit users literally sit and jerk themselves while discussing porn on a porn forum. in a group, they jerk to the same content together. kind of different from jerking to lolcows like you

You're a retard

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/207/204/a5a.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Eg6ARbX.gifv

I happen to agree that it's totally illegal for Obama to be president so we should never allow him to run for president again.

I simply disagree that it was also illegal for him to run the first two times, but hey I guess we're on the same page now!

only KENYANS use Zulu time

Not in his case

When muslim clocks stop shit explodes

Bringing up birtherism unironically.

I saw Obamas birth certificate. Too old.

Obama was a false flag

actually he's a crisis actor

dude misspellings lmao

?context=X is a thing on reddit; it saves lives and will get you laid

"no political bullshit"

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/u/bass_hertz_my_ears can you produce your birth certificate pls?

and not a jpeg I need you to mail me the actual copy

thanks in advance

No, because I'm not running for President so I don't have to prove to you I'm an American citizen.